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DaneO'Roo
March 3rd, 2007, 06:21 PM
Ok, think about a scenario, where your in grave danger, and you get to have any weapon you want and be able to use it anyway you want.

Whats your weapon of choice? Post pics if you can find them :)


mine would have to be:

http://www.gungfu.com/pics_general/pics_swords/swords_ninja-deluxe.jpg

Pooky
March 3rd, 2007, 06:22 PM
http://www.strategic-air-command.com/missiles/Peacekeeper/images/peacekeepr-missile-home.jpg

WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ
March 3rd, 2007, 06:22 PM
http://www.wwiiguns.com/shop/images/g43_07t_wwii.jpg

Boba
March 3rd, 2007, 06:28 PM
http://www4.nau.edu/cas/Plan-Dev/graphics/BldgMtrl/Stone/12%20dc%20stone.JPG

SnaFuBAR
March 3rd, 2007, 06:33 PM
cuz it rapes.

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/6277/wp78yw4.jpg

CtrlAltDestroy
March 3rd, 2007, 06:35 PM
http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/4174/pikachurg3.jpg W-chhhhhhhhhh!!1

Hurrvish
March 3rd, 2007, 06:59 PM
goatse
lol jk

a rock
a BIIIIIG rock
one that a whole platoon would have to share:D

n00b1n8R
March 3rd, 2007, 07:14 PM
http://halo.wikia.com/images/thumb/e/e7/Installation_05.jpg/800px-Installation_05.jpg

HDoan
March 3rd, 2007, 07:20 PM
damn you stole my ideas... exept for one!
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:em5erFsMK6VXaM:http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/16387/pokeball.jpg

Arteen
March 3rd, 2007, 07:29 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cf/The_Majora%27s_Mask_Moon.jpg

Limited
March 3rd, 2007, 07:30 PM
Ancient chinese monk that lives on the top of catmando

WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ
March 3rd, 2007, 07:32 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cf/The_Majora%27s_Mask_Moon.jpgLmao, the moon for Majora's Mask. :x

Mr Buckshot
March 3rd, 2007, 07:33 PM
http://www.freie-waffen.com/catalog/images/big/PAKWaltherP99Schwarz.jpg

Because I'm a diehard 007 fan.

Hurrvish
March 3rd, 2007, 07:42 PM
http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/2/25/Dancewhoop.gif (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Image:Dancewhoop.gif)

legionaire45
March 3rd, 2007, 07:43 PM
http://www.jb370.de/data/clanky/g36/G36.jpg

oh, and:

http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/7/7e/1155195198244.gif

and:
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/4f/IMMA_CHARGIN_MAH_LAZER_6.jpg

Timo
March 3rd, 2007, 08:17 PM
http://www.astralwerks.com/fbs/woc/wallpaper1.jpg

k4is3rxkh40s
March 3rd, 2007, 08:20 PM
Something along the lines of this...
http://www.mahq.net/Mecha/Gundam/w-msv/gundamsuper-armedtank.jpg

or

http://www.mahq.net/Mecha/Gundam/w-msv/xxxg-01db.jpg
http://www.mahq.net/Mecha/Gundam/w-msv/xxxg-01db.htm

RaVNzCRoFT
March 3rd, 2007, 09:25 PM
http://www.playchild.com/catalog/images/baseball-sm.jpg

It may be 100% plastic, but it's also 100% evil. :lol:

Stealth
March 3rd, 2007, 09:26 PM
http://www.supercrossking.com/images/mxgirls/large/SexyGirlGallonMotocrossBike.jpg
Need I say more...

Pooky
March 3rd, 2007, 09:38 PM
http://www.supercrossking.com/images/mxgirls/large/SexyGirlGallonMotocrossBike.jpg
Need I say more...


omg barbie :lol:

legionaire45
March 3rd, 2007, 09:55 PM
http://www.supercrossking.com/images/mxgirls/large/SexyGirlGallonMotocrossBike.jpg
Need I say more...

So she jumps on you and then you kill the enemy while they are boneing her?

PenGuin1362
March 3rd, 2007, 10:08 PM
http://www.specialoperations.com/Images_Folder/library11/minigun.gif

bitch please

n00b1n8R
March 3rd, 2007, 10:14 PM
http://www.adog.ws/dog-names/dog-names.jpg

"woof woof"

legionaire45
March 3rd, 2007, 10:17 PM
http://img1.putfile.com/thumb/3/6123164857.jpg (http://www.putfile.com/pic.php?img=4903146)
meow.

Chief117
March 3rd, 2007, 10:19 PM
http://www.militaryfactory.com/smallarms/imgs/xm8.jpgThat and http://eastcoastpropers.com/arddone9.jpgThat.

Bodzilla
March 3rd, 2007, 10:23 PM
my weapon of choice is a carton of eggs.
I'm gunna bombard u with eggs for so long you'll die by cholesterol

~ZMT~Trace
March 3rd, 2007, 10:35 PM
http://www.weapons-systems.com/images/egeflb.jpg

Boom goes your head!

edit:

http://www.strategic-air-command.com/missiles/Peacekeeper/images/peacekeepr-missile-home.jpg


0MG, LIEK NO SW N00B!

Champ
March 3rd, 2007, 10:42 PM
http://www.playchild.com/catalog/images/baseball-sm.jpg

It may be 100% plastic, but it's also 100% evil. :lol:
Please, Cartman couldn't even kill Kyle with one of those things.

Pred1ator
March 3rd, 2007, 10:44 PM
my weapon of choice
http://webzoom.freewebs.com/rspca_medway_west/Hampster%201.JPG

~ZMT~Trace
March 3rd, 2007, 10:47 PM
Cancel that, this is my Weapon Of Choice;

http://thetruthoftoday.com/WMD/2006/20060706/scud-launcher.jpg

BobtheGreatII
March 3rd, 2007, 11:00 PM
:)
http://zelda-fans.com/blog/wp-content/images/Master%20Sword%201.jpg

~ZMT~Trace
March 3rd, 2007, 11:04 PM
:)
http://zelda-fans.com/blog/wp-content/images/Master%20Sword%201.jpg


Psh, my SCUD could easily shatter your sword into a bajilloin pieces.

BobtheGreatII
March 3rd, 2007, 11:07 PM
But, who would want to destroy the Master Sword :fail:

~ZMT~Trace
March 3rd, 2007, 11:08 PM
But, who would want to destroy the Master Sword :fail:


Thats not the Master Sword. It has a star where The Triforce should be.

mR_r0b0to
March 3rd, 2007, 11:27 PM
http://www.roadsquadron.com/Reference/ANH/DS/DS1_01.jpg

CN3089
March 3rd, 2007, 11:59 PM
http://www.strategic-air-command.com/missiles/Peacekeeper/images/peacekeepr-missile-home.jpg
should have been
THREAD DESTROYED


also;
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/ee4d971c.jpg


Take your XM8 and shove it http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-c00l.gif

Corgy
March 4th, 2007, 12:09 AM
http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/1144/prayerws5.jpg


http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/3913/emotcatholiccg9.gif

Varmint260
March 4th, 2007, 12:40 AM
Pardon the vulgarities... but THIS is my weapon of choice (that and Timo's).
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y259/Varmint264/assholerepellant.jpg

n00b1n8R
March 4th, 2007, 01:06 AM
would somebody like to explain what this "shoop da woop" thing is?

CN3089
March 4th, 2007, 01:16 AM
would somebody like to explain what this "shoop da woop" thing is?

No. It's horrifically stupid. Don't ask about it.

legionaire45
March 4th, 2007, 02:34 AM
Bring out the book of Armaments!

link. (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Shoop_da_whoop)

ExAm
March 4th, 2007, 02:43 AM
http://www.defence.gov.au/dmo/lsd/land907/images/M1A1_6r.jpg
http://www.army-technology.com/projects/abrams/images/abram110.jpg
http://kalaniosullivan.com/KunsanAB/8thFW/Pics/m1a1%20abrams%2005.jpg
The name in the last pic is false. Whoever labeled it didn't pay attention to the CITV unit on top of the left front of the turret. It's an M1A2. The latest version.

I don't care who the fuck you are. It owns all.

Also:
http://discoverychannel.co.uk/future_weapons/gallery/barrett_rifle/asset/f4af90f2c72a4848d26c90ad8e98405ab46538fc.jpg


Dear GOD this person is retarded!
WARNING: EXTREME MISLABELING (http://www.turbosquid.com/FullPreview/Index.cfm/ID/220811)

CN3089
March 4th, 2007, 03:25 AM
M1A2

The Leopard 2 is better. http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-colbert.gif

SnaFuBAR
March 4th, 2007, 03:36 AM
a10 thunderbolt > tank battalion http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-colbert.gif

DaneO'Roo
March 4th, 2007, 03:57 AM
:O

Shoop Dah Whoop is awesome. It makes absolutely no sense, i just find it funneh.

Great weaps everyone :D I wish I could find a pic of another one i was looking for.

rossmum
March 4th, 2007, 04:36 AM
a10 thunderbolt > tank battalion http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-colbert.gif
F-22 beats your A-10 AND a tank battalion :woop:

On the ground: M1A2.

On foot:
http://efour4ever.com/mg42.jpg

In the air:
http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/f-22-19990601-f-0000l-001.jpg

In the sea: Forget it.

Btd69
March 4th, 2007, 04:44 AM
http://scoutmaster.typepad.com/my_weblog/images/wenger_264.jpg

Pooky
March 4th, 2007, 11:26 AM
Cancel that, this is my Weapon Of Choice;

http://thetruthoftoday.com/WMD/2006/20060706/scud-launcher.jpg



My peacekeeper owns your ancient Russian crap!

Limited
March 4th, 2007, 11:38 AM
http://www.schools.mod.uk/student/fun/wallpapers/apache600.jpg

Apache + Challenge 2 = :O Dead terrorists

CN3089
March 4th, 2007, 12:14 PM
a10 thunderbolt > friendly tank battalion http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-colbert.gif

Fixed http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-eng101.gif

ExAm
March 4th, 2007, 02:48 PM
The Leopard 2 is better. http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-colbert.gif:picsorstfu:

Also, F35-B JSF > F22 Raptor, 'cuz it's got VTOL
http://www.bf-games.net/fahrzeuge/F35b.jpg

4RT1LL3RY
March 4th, 2007, 05:46 PM
Magnetic Accelerator Cannon Please
http://halo.wikia.com/images/f/ff/Cairo_Mac_firing.jpg
Plasma Torpedoes
http://halo.wikia.com/images/8/81/Torpedo.jpg
and maybe a few orbital lasers
http://afosr-io.afosr.af.mil/image/spacetech.png

thehoodedsmack
March 4th, 2007, 06:01 PM
http://www.heywakeupamerica.com/images/suicide_bomber_1_.jpg

Kamikaze!

BobtheGreatII
March 4th, 2007, 06:34 PM
Thats not the Master Sword. It has a star where The Triforce should be.
Liar, look closer.....It has teh same design as the real master sword.

TeeKup
March 4th, 2007, 06:39 PM
http://www.eve-online.com/screenshots/28112006/14n.jpg

Minmitar Dreadnaught Capital Ship. The Naglafar

PlasbianX
March 4th, 2007, 06:45 PM
My dick, cause it pwns the female noobs.

TeeKup
March 4th, 2007, 06:50 PM
I have another.
http://www.defense-update.com/images/AH-64DLongbow.jpg

If you're a terrorist and you see a squadron of these coming at you, you know you're fucked. Bastard already posted one >____>

CN3089
March 4th, 2007, 06:58 PM
:picsorstfu:
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Leopard2A6.jpg


Also, F35-B JSF > F22 Raptor, 'cuz it's got VTOLActually the F-35 doesn't have a VTOL version. http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-eng101.gif

Agamemnon
March 4th, 2007, 07:12 PM
http://www.googirama.com/albums/Starcraft/protoss_carrier.sized.jpg

[/thread]

WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ
March 4th, 2007, 07:13 PM
Agam wins.

thehoodedsmack
March 4th, 2007, 07:14 PM
What is that? A banana spaceship?

WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ
March 4th, 2007, 07:18 PM
No. It is a Protoss Carrier.

thehoodedsmack
March 4th, 2007, 07:19 PM
Starcraft, eh? Cool.

Con
March 4th, 2007, 08:55 PM
http://www.prutlip.nl/blojsom/resources/dvp/ian.jpgIan Benardo

Seriously, throw that guy in one's direction an they're dead.

Katarn
March 4th, 2007, 09:27 PM
http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.engadget.com/media/2007/03/kt220070302173718022.jpg
XK2 Black Panther tank. Amphibious, shoots 120mm rounds 15x a minute; beats an abrahms in every way.

AND the F22 is a fighter while the F-35 is a multipurpose jet, so obviously the F22 will win in a dogfight; though it costs 4 times as much soooooo the F-35 wins because in my logic 4xF-35 > 1xF22 in a dogfight anyway.

RaVNzCRoFT
March 4th, 2007, 09:30 PM
Mutalisk is how I roll. (http://images.gamezone.com/Featureds/starcraftghost.jpg)

Agamemnon
March 4th, 2007, 09:58 PM
http://www.rpgclassics.com/subsites/starcraft/images/sciencevessel.gif > http://www.rpgclassics.com/subsites/starcraft/images/mutalisk.gif

WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ
March 4th, 2007, 10:35 PM
Tassadar > all.

I love Tassadar.

OmegaDragon
March 4th, 2007, 10:49 PM
http://www.plastico.tv/contenidos/imagen/chuck_norris_halo.jpg

Does Chuck Norris need an explanation?

Teroh
March 5th, 2007, 12:04 AM
Not my weapon of choice, but still cool.
http://www.americans-working-together.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/awesome_shoulder_weapon_in_iraq.jpg

Atty
March 5th, 2007, 12:08 AM
http://www.airsoftretreat.com/gallery/data/506/IMG_0827.JPG
http://images.military.com/pics/SoldierTech_HK416-1.jpg
http://www.militaryfactory.com/smallarms/imgs/ak47.jpghttp://forum.powerweb.nl/messages/128287/130250.jpg
http://www.pistolskytte.org/info/vapen/HK_USP.jpg

And of course:
http://www.e-doodle.com/Skinimages/awp.jpg

Any of those will do me fine.

ExAm
March 5th, 2007, 09:09 AM
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Leopard2A6.jpg

Actually the F-35 doesn't have a VTOL version. http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-eng101.gif

lolnub - F-35B (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F-35_JSF#F-35B)
Technically it's STOVL, but eh, what's the difference? I've seen video of them taking off vertically.
:woop:

Cortexian
March 5th, 2007, 10:18 AM
Realistically? A G36k with integrated RDS, beta mag, and suppressor:
http://www.mdwguns.com/G36k%20SD.jpg


Unrealistically:
Something along the lines of an ACU, from there I could just conquer the universe with my armys and be named the Supreme Commander ;)

http://pcmedia.ign.com/pc/image/article/768/768767/supreme-commanders-uef-units-part-3-large-units-20070227060152388.jpg

I'm sorry guys but, I hate to say this because I'm an avid Starcrafter, but Supreme Commander > Starcraft.

Now [/Thread]

Varmint260
March 5th, 2007, 10:28 AM
http://www.plastico.tv/contenidos/imagen/chuck_norris_halo.jpg

Does Chuck Norris need an explanation?

I was seriously wondering when someone would post Chuck Norris on this thread. And yes, Agamemnon wins; Protoss Carriers are t3h w1n.

I_Am_Error117
March 5th, 2007, 10:41 AM
50 cal sniper, in Iraq they mount these beasts on humves and there have been reports of kills from 2000m away these are beasts
Links:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnO3LMEWZwk&mode=related&search=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1trjyYZF60

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09ThSJaIPHk&mode=related&search=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qP6eQ8md3to&mode=related&search=

DaneO'Roo
March 5th, 2007, 02:54 PM
Ah found it

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b226/osagej7/Joshua/180px-Barbera_Streisand.jpg

ok, NOW [/thread]

SnaFuBAR
March 5th, 2007, 03:57 PM
Fixed http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-eng101.gif
the brits learned that the hard way i hear.:rolleyes:

Hotrod
March 5th, 2007, 05:02 PM
This is my choice :

http://www.filerushnews.com/gallery/d/68916-2/supreme_commander_e3-18.jpg

rossmum
March 5th, 2007, 09:33 PM
/pants at the above
/vomit at Dane's post.

mech
March 5th, 2007, 09:41 PM
Aids and locust.

HDoan
March 5th, 2007, 10:21 PM
easiest way to defeat a foe,
http://images.google.ca/url?q=http://www.michael-jackson.com/mj2002.jpg&usg=___9zpGw_8PpJVgEwtHTqeQ870v6M= make them stare at this

Hurrvish
March 5th, 2007, 10:23 PM
yarrrr..... my eyes hurt

legionaire45
March 5th, 2007, 11:02 PM
http://www.googirama.com/albums/Starcraft/protoss_carrier.sized.jpg

[/thread]

Those things still give me nightmares...when my friend was teaching me how to play SC a while ago he used to flood me with 10-15 of those fully loaded...My only defense was to hold them off basically using last ditch measures, retreat my flying terrain buildings off and pray...

ExAm
March 6th, 2007, 12:05 AM
Aaand, what are they?

CN3089
March 6th, 2007, 12:48 AM
Aaand, what are they?

hey guys let's not read the thread http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-downs.gif

rossmum
March 6th, 2007, 01:09 AM
Those things still give me nightmares...when my friend was teaching me how to play SC a while ago he used to flood me with 10-15 of those fully loaded...My only defense was to hold them off basically using last ditch measures, retreat my flying terrain buildings off and pray...
10-15 Protoss Carriers? fffffff

Try resisting 75 Mammoth tanks, 40 heavy tanks, 45 V2 launchers, 20 MiGs, 10 Yaks, 20 Hinds, 15 Chinooks fully loaded with infantry, 150 paratroopers, and 5 captured Allied Cruisers. Red Alert was so awesome. (Yes, I did actually build armies that big on a regular basis. Used to line them up in columns of 5 and count across to see how many I had...)

Oh, and one other thing: When playing RTS games, I tend to target a single unit with everything I've got.

</offtopic>

I've just come up with something else, too. Myaschev (sp?) 3MS-2. Looks like the lovechild of a de Havilland Comet and a B-52 :3

Leiukemia
March 6th, 2007, 01:20 AM
HK416, seeing as how I'm making one right now. SHhh

Cortexian
March 6th, 2007, 08:07 PM
Here is my G36 btw:
http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/5096/dscn2358yl2.jpg

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/3691/dscn2353dq7.jpg

They arn't normal res or dimensions, so yea, they look destorted and retarded with shot tags. They are huge otherwise though, just click on them for normal image...

ExAm
March 6th, 2007, 09:49 PM
hey guys let's not read the thread http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-downs.gif

If you'd care to read it yourself, you'd notice that he didn't actually mention WHAT they were. Rossmum answered it quite nicely in the post he made after yours.

rossmum
March 6th, 2007, 10:14 PM
No, I think he did...

And airsoft? fffff.

Hurrvish
March 6th, 2007, 10:22 PM
paintball in the crotch ftw

Pooky
March 6th, 2007, 10:24 PM
10-15 Protoss Carriers? fffffff

Try resisting 75 Mammoth tanks, 40 heavy tanks, 45 V2 launchers, 20 MiGs, 10 Yaks, 20 Hinds, 15 Chinooks fully loaded with infantry, 150 paratroopers, and 5 captured Allied Cruisers. Red Alert was so awesome. (Yes, I did actually build armies that big on a regular basis. Used to line them up in columns of 5 and count across to see how many I had...)

Oh, and one other thing: When playing RTS games, I tend to target a single unit with everything I've got.

</offtopic>

I've just come up with something else, too. Myaschev (sp?) 3MS-2. Looks like the lovechild of a de Havilland Comet and a B-52 :3

Haha lol Chinook you said Chinook.

Chinook, what a silly name :lol:

n00b1n8R
March 6th, 2007, 11:33 PM
says "pooky"

CN3089
March 7th, 2007, 12:29 AM
If you'd care to read it yourself, you'd notice that he didn't actually mention WHAT they were. Rossmum answered it quite nicely in the post he made after yours.

No. It is a Protoss Carrier.

~http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/awesome.png>


silly

ExAm
March 7th, 2007, 12:32 AM
*shame*

Agamemnon
March 7th, 2007, 05:28 AM
Those things still give me nightmares...when my friend was teaching me how to play SC a while ago he used to flood me with 10-15 of those fully loaded...My only defense was to hold them off basically using last ditch measures, retreat my flying terrain buildings off and pray...
Yeah, the whole premise around Starcraft is to win the game and not wait until everyone is on the same tech level because they'll just be building the hard hitters. Effectively, you could've EMP'd the fleet and sent in a combo of stealth wraiths/valks. But you know well enough that if you see enemy carriers/cruisers/guardians cruising around with ease around the map that it's going to end very soon. Don't wait to build up a huge force and attack; send in small waves continuously to keep your enemy busy and to make him think that you've got the resources and power to keep churning out what you're hitting him with. Use that psychological warfare. :p

Caboos001
March 7th, 2007, 04:03 PM
http://www.michael-jackson.com/mj2002.jpg
MY GOD! ME EYES HAVE ESPLOSED!
One look and anything will retreat…mainly children…
YAY JESUS JUICE!!!

Elite Killa
March 7th, 2007, 04:50 PM
http://dwp.bigplanet.com/classique/nss-folder/pictures/breakfast.jpg
The enemy will gorge itself until it is freakishly huge and sluggish, making it vulnerable to a nuclear missle:

http://hometown.aol.com/ntspark/myhomepage/DataWheel6.gif

Agamemnon
March 7th, 2007, 07:46 PM
That "nuclear missile" looks like a UAV.

Hotrod
March 7th, 2007, 08:16 PM
I'd say that it looks more like a unmanned plane on the back of a truck. And please don't post that picture anymore Caboose001, it freaks many people out...

Caboos001
March 7th, 2007, 08:20 PM
It took all the courage I could find...and then some! to so much as click on the image on google 0_o I’m gunna have some fucked up dreams for the rest of the month...

:suicide:

Champ
March 7th, 2007, 08:26 PM
http://www.airsoftretreat.com/gallery/data/506/IMG_0827.JPG
http://images.military.com/pics/SoldierTech_HK416-1.jpg
http://www.militaryfactory.com/smallarms/imgs/ak47.jpghttp://forum.powerweb.nl/messages/128287/130250.jpg
http://www.pistolskytte.org/info/vapen/HK_USP.jpg

And of course:
http://www.e-doodle.com/Skinimages/awp.jpg

Any of those will do me fine.
We got a real css-badass on our hands here. :rolleyes:

Caboos001
March 7th, 2007, 08:32 PM
I take back my last one.

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/5446/leafpwntox3.jpg

if you are from the B.Net Maw Forum you will get it.:lol:

DaneO'Roo
March 7th, 2007, 09:50 PM
^ why did they paste the same piece of flame over and over again? they could have easily just drew it in with orange, yellow and white >_>

WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ
March 7th, 2007, 09:57 PM
^ why did they paste the same piece of flame over and over again? they could have easily just drew it in with orange, yellow and white >_>Because people aren't texture gods.:rolleyes:

CN3089
March 8th, 2007, 12:35 AM
That "nuclear missile" looks like a UAV.

I'd say that it looks more like a unmanned plane on the back of a truck.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-sweatdrop.gif

Xetsuei
March 8th, 2007, 09:14 AM
http://theodoregray.com/PeriodicTable/Samples/033.5/s15s.JPG

Pure arsenic.

someone
March 8th, 2007, 09:58 AM
http://doom3.planet-multiplayer.de/images/content/bfg.jpg

It owns them ALL!!!:cool:

ExAm
March 8th, 2007, 09:58 AM
Theodore Gray? The guy who does the Gray Matter column in Popular Science?

Master Chief
March 8th, 2007, 02:29 PM
http://airbrushnow.com.au/gallery/data/media/1/charport-andromedaship.jpg

Anyone who has seen Andromeda (TV show) knows this bad gal can dish out 40 NOVA bombs and turn a black hole into a white hole.

EPIC OWNAGE!!!

Hurrvish
March 8th, 2007, 03:15 PM
Anyone who has seen Andromeda (TV show) knows this bad gal can dish out 40 NOVA bombs and turn a black hole into a white hole.

EPIC OWNAGE!!!

i dont think thats possible, even if the bombs explode before they get sucked
in to the hole

Xetsuei
March 8th, 2007, 05:30 PM
Theodore Gray? The guy who does the Gray Matter column in Popular Science?

I think.

Elite Killa
March 8th, 2007, 07:10 PM
http://www.in.gov/dnr/fishwild/publications/lifeseries/rabbit.jpg
The ultimate weapon of mass destruction. Perfectly capable of wiping out millions with a single pounce.

Hotrod
March 8th, 2007, 08:29 PM
This is the ultimate weapon of mass destruction (if you haven't seen Monty Python And The Holy Grail, go rent it now. And if you have seen it then good job) :

http://www.super8girl.net/archives/killer%20rabbit.jpg

Rob Oplawar
March 8th, 2007, 08:33 PM
^ damn, beat me to it =P

Hotrod
March 8th, 2007, 08:44 PM
Ya, that rabbit can probably beat any other weapon in this thread without any problems, and maybe all of them at once too. Monty Python rules!

Rob Oplawar
March 8th, 2007, 08:45 PM
Yeah. That rabbit's dynamite!

n00b1n8R
March 8th, 2007, 11:41 PM
though python rules, i still see nothing that defeats my ring.
http://halo.wikia.com/images/thumb/e/e7/Installation_05.jpg/800px-Installation_05.jpg

WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ
March 8th, 2007, 11:49 PM
http://www.fpsgaming.us/images/halo_2_flood.jpg

Hurr.

rossmum
March 8th, 2007, 11:55 PM
^ Threadwin.

And no, that "white hole" crap is impossible. Completely. Don't even argue, because physics says you are wrong. :XD:

Xetsuei
March 9th, 2007, 12:14 AM
Xetsuei™;34541']http://theodoregray.com/PeriodicTable/Samples/033.5/s15s.JPG

Pure arsenic.

Physics say I'm right.

rossmum
March 9th, 2007, 12:22 AM
So does chemistry.

Xetsuei
March 9th, 2007, 12:26 AM
Indeed.

ExAm
March 9th, 2007, 12:59 AM
This is the ultimate weapon of mass destruction (if you haven't seen Monty Python And The Holy Grail, go rent it now. And if you have seen it then good job) :

http://www.super8girl.net/archives/killer%20rabbit.jpg


But everyone knows that it may be destroyed with the holy hand grenade:
http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/grail/large/HolyGrail189.jpg

Hotrod
March 9th, 2007, 04:20 PM
But what if there was an army of Killer Rabbits armed with Holy hand grenades? That would beat anything listed in this thread (yes, even the Halo rings n00b1n8R).

Shmee
March 9th, 2007, 07:05 PM
http://www.googirama.com/albums/Starcraft/protoss_carrier.sized.jpg

[/thread]
actually, thats my desktop. I love Starcraft, as u can probably tell by my av.

anyways:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/20/SW_Executor_01.jpg
(the Executor, not the little star destroyers)

AAA
March 9th, 2007, 07:30 PM
You what? my personal weapon is a personal friend of mine
http://amcop.blogspot.com/Sniper%20kitten.jpg

:ohsnap:

PenGuin1362
March 9th, 2007, 08:11 PM
america is my weapon of choice...you all lose.

http://www.blairstripsteel.com/map%20north%20america.jpg

Hotrod
March 9th, 2007, 09:34 PM
How could America win against an army of Monty Python's Killer Rabbits holding Holy Hand Grenades? Have you seen Monty Python And The Holy Grail? If not, you would understand if you watched it.

n00b1n8R
March 9th, 2007, 09:39 PM
but their is only 1 HHG and killer rabbit.

and are killer rabbits sentient? if so halo pwns them.

Hurrvish
March 9th, 2007, 09:57 PM
i say that a shrinking universe will eventually pwn all

PenGuin1362
March 9th, 2007, 10:18 PM
ah but it has razor sharp teeth. but it was destroyed by a mere holy hand grenade....imagine what a mere holy nuke would do to it

n00b1n8R
March 9th, 2007, 10:39 PM
"and the lord did declareth, that thyne devine nuke be launched at the angle of 37.54 degrees, 37.55 is to much, 37.53, to little. 38 is right out!"

Hotrod
March 9th, 2007, 10:52 PM
Lol +rep for adding to Monty Python's crazy imagination. In plus, the rabbit would probably destroy all the Halos before they could fire. And it could probably kill the shrinking universe somehow...

rossmum
March 10th, 2007, 01:14 AM
http://www.aerospaceweb.org/aircraft/bomber/m4/m4_09.jpg

Myasishev 3MS Bison. Despite its shortcomings, it's a strategic bomber with BICYCLE LANDING GEAR like the U-2 spyplane. 10 points for originality (and an awesome-looking plane) to the Russians.

Beat that, America.

n00b1n8R
March 10th, 2007, 01:25 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d4/Keplers_supernova.jpg/300px-Keplers_supernova.jpg
supernova pwns you all.

ExAm
March 10th, 2007, 01:35 AM
i say that a shrinking universe will eventually pwn all

But that theory was conclusively debunked, as the universe's rate of expansion is increasing.

rossmum
March 10th, 2007, 02:18 AM
RXOLUrIXqxw

Soviet Russia owns your supernova with its epic anthem. (YES BLAKE THAT IS A FUCKING JUSTIFIED USE OF THE WORD EPIC >:|)

DaneO'Roo
March 10th, 2007, 03:44 AM
sorry everyone, I'm about to suicide my own thread



http://images.apple.com/games/articles/2004/05/worms3d/images/donkey.jpg
thread won

n00b1n8R
March 10th, 2007, 04:54 AM
you shoulda locked the thread after that :P

@Ross: links or stfu.

rossmum
March 10th, 2007, 05:53 AM
Uh, embedded youtube > links?

And Dane, quite clearly Super Sheep beats the Concrete Donkey.

n00b1n8R
March 10th, 2007, 07:07 AM
they weren't showing up on the other computer :rolleyes:

can't be botherd listening to all of it :P

PenGuin1362
March 10th, 2007, 08:17 AM
Beat that, America.

we already did

http://www.historyplace.com/specials/portraits/presidents/port-jfk.jpg

what now

rossmum
March 10th, 2007, 08:28 AM
oh shit (http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/showpost.php?p=4763596&postcount=1)

Elite Killa
March 10th, 2007, 08:30 AM
You all lose.
Attack my evil bunny!
http://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-evil-easter-bunny-16P.jpg
See? He has a victim already.



I feel bad for the baby, though...

Hotrod
March 10th, 2007, 09:27 AM
Ya, he must be really freaked out. That and the Monty Python Killer Rabbit would make a really good team.

CN3089
March 10th, 2007, 12:09 PM
Myasishev 3MS Bison. Despite its shortcomings, it's a strategic bomber with BICYCLE LANDING GEAR like the U-2 spyplane. 10 points for originality (and an awesome-looking plane) to the Russians.

Beat that, America.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Usaf.jpg

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-patriot.gif

SnaFuBAR
March 10th, 2007, 03:57 PM
typhoon > all

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/290/typhoonko4.jpg
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/1043/typhoonopen01yj0.jpg
http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/1164/typhoon04up1.jpg

rossmum
March 10th, 2007, 04:50 PM
It's funny, because our really shitty (noisy, unreliable, generally shit) Collins-class diesel subs fucked the Americans up sideways during exercises :XD:

n00b1n8R
March 11th, 2007, 12:40 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6M8iudsVN4&NR

SnaFuBAR
March 11th, 2007, 12:47 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6M8iudsVN4&NR
Typhoon > PNAC. durr.

1 sub, 100 nuclear warheads. 1 fleet= quite a few more.

i win.

ExAm
March 11th, 2007, 12:56 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6M8iudsVN4&NR

^tbh

n00b1n8R
March 11th, 2007, 01:12 AM
and wtf are they intending on doing with a fleet of idk... 10,000 warheads? destroying a few low lieing countries?

ExAm
March 11th, 2007, 12:33 PM
It's called M.A.D. (Mutually Assured Destruction) They're a deterrent to anyone who might want to nuke us. If someone launches one at us, and we're not able to stop it, we fire our shit at the attackers, and take them down with us. As far as I know, we don't intend to use them first.

Xehsin
March 11th, 2007, 03:19 PM
Sniper and Battle rifle all the way when im joking around

ExAm
March 11th, 2007, 03:40 PM
Another thing to consider when mentioning Russian superior weaponry, Russia can never win a war. Ever. Why? Because in Soviet Russia, you don't beat enemy, enemy beats you!

n00b1n8R
March 11th, 2007, 04:26 PM
It's called M.A.D. (Mutually Assured Destruction) They're a deterrent to anyone who might want to nuke us. If someone launches one at us, and we're not able to stop it, we fire our shit at the attackers, and take them down with us. As far as I know, we don't intend to use them first.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/end.php

Champ
March 11th, 2007, 04:45 PM
It's funny, because our really shitty (noisy, unreliable, generally shit) Collins-class diesel subs fucked the Americans up sideways during exercises :XD:
Wow, what are you, 9mm part 2?

legionaire45
March 11th, 2007, 07:24 PM
http://world.guns.ru/sniper/ai-as50-1.jpghttp://world.guns.ru/sniper/ai-as50-0.jpghttp://world.guns.ru/sniper/ai-as50-0.jpg

ExAm
March 11th, 2007, 08:10 PM
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/end.php

EXACTLY

rossmum
March 12th, 2007, 12:07 AM
Another thing to consider when mentioning Russian superior weaponry, Russia can never win a war. Ever. Why? Because in Soviet Russia, you don't beat enemy, enemy beats you!
Win.


Wow, what are you, 9mm part 2?
No, I just remembered that because Snaf posted the Typhoon. Either way, I'm curious as to how the fuck that happened anyway...

SnaFuBAR
March 12th, 2007, 04:18 AM
Another thing to consider when mentioning Russian superior weaponry, Russia can never win a war. Ever. Why? Because in Soviet Russia, you don't beat enemy, enemy beats you!
i guess nazi germany didn't get the memo:eyesroll:

Reaper Man
March 12th, 2007, 04:23 AM
http://www.morgan.k12.il.us/jvsd117/herget/osage-twig.jpg

CN3089
March 12th, 2007, 04:42 AM
Wow, what are you, 9mm part 2?

Also, the Collins-class subs he's talking about are 25 years newer than the American ones (that were also outnumbered) that took part in the exercise.


http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-jerkbag.gif

rossmum
March 12th, 2007, 05:37 AM
They may as well not be for all the fucking noise they make. Bleh.

@ Reaper - Screw that, take a whole blackberry bush. Those things are nasty.

Reaper Man
March 12th, 2007, 06:00 AM
FIEN >:U
http://www.cottamhorseshoes.com/images/anvil.jpg

n00b1n8R
March 12th, 2007, 06:15 AM
^<
http://www.piano-tuning-wales.co.uk/images/pic-grand-piano.jpg

"clang!"

itszutak
March 12th, 2007, 10:03 AM
You fall in a spiked pit! The spikes were poisoned! You are still stuck in a pit! The water demon throws a vial of red liquid! A cloud of darkness falls on you... It hits! It hits! It hits! It bites! It hits! You die...

Do you want your possessions identified? (Y/N)

-----------
|....II...|
|...I@I...| ##.....................
|>..II%....####
|.........|
-------#---



Nethack FTW.

legionaire45
March 12th, 2007, 09:48 PM
Here is my G36 btw:
http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/5096/dscn2358yl2.jpg

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/3691/dscn2353dq7.jpg

They arn't normal res or dimensions, so yea, they look destorted and retarded with shot tags. They are huge otherwise though, just click on them for normal image...

Oh crap, he has a gun...Hi! CAN I BE YOUR FRIEND ^_^_^?

Hotrod
March 12th, 2007, 10:02 PM
Lol, I wouldn't want to be his enemy. Can I be your friend too!?

Xetsuei
March 12th, 2007, 10:03 PM
Oh crap, he has a gun...Hi! CAN I BE YOUR FRIEND ^_^_^?

It's airsoft. :v

Hotrod
March 12th, 2007, 10:13 PM
It looks pretty real though. Airsoft still hurts.

ExAm
March 12th, 2007, 11:02 PM
Hurts less than paintball, and it's more realistic, too. I declare Airsoft teh winnar.

n00b1n8R
March 13th, 2007, 04:47 AM
the problem is that they can hit you and you can go "na aaa" because theirs no big fat pink stain on your shirt..

Pooky
March 13th, 2007, 01:33 PM
the problem is that they can hit you and you can go "na aaa" because theirs no big fat pink stain on your shirt..

Just keep shooting them until they black out

stalker 4589
March 13th, 2007, 08:37 PM
http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Darth_Maul-lightsaber.jpg
http://the-junkyard.net/images/weapons/halo2/battle_rifle.jpg
http://www.voodoo.cz/ah64/pics/hellfire1.jpg
http://www.ritilan.com/archives/images/2004/11/15/111504-6mm-minigun.jpg
http://images.military.com/pics/SoldierTech_Shrike-1.jpg
http://www9.yatego.com/images/44f3fae7990c03.6/Weapon.jpg
http://www.acceleratingfuture.com/michael/blog/images/Nuke2.JPG

what can i say im evil :P

Hotrod
March 13th, 2007, 09:00 PM
Wow... that's all I have to say... I also say that somebody here (not pointing at you stalker 4589, or am I?) would be able to do whatever he wanted to do if he had his choice.

Leiukemia
March 13th, 2007, 11:55 PM
http://images.military.com/pics/SoldierTech_Shrike-1.jpglol, you don't even know how fucking much I want that.

stalker 4589
March 13th, 2007, 11:56 PM
about as much as i want it i bet. look how sexy it is

Xetsuei
March 13th, 2007, 11:57 PM
http://www.ritilan.com/archives/images/2004/11/15/111504-6mm-minigun.jpg


Also airsoft. :v

rossmum
March 13th, 2007, 11:57 PM
@ M4-ish LMG: Oh damn. I want it.

Also,

http://www.bearcraft-online.com/museum/photos/b.67.1.jpg
Su-33 :3

n00b1n8R
March 14th, 2007, 12:53 AM
Xetsuei™;36275']Also airsoft. :v


:omfg:

overkill much?

$$?

Rob Oplawar
March 14th, 2007, 01:34 AM
Xetsuei™;36275']Also airsoft. :v
Jesus christ, that's an airsoft gun?
Note to self: don't play airsoft with stalker...

rossmum
March 14th, 2007, 01:52 AM
:omfg:

overkill much?

$$?
A few grand, if I remember correctly.

Like, 5. At least.

n00b1n8R
March 14th, 2007, 06:37 AM
cough.

how accurate is it?

rossmum
March 14th, 2007, 08:41 AM
No idea. I'm guessing not very, unless you mount it. In which case I've seen one rip a TV apart from about 30m away.

Xetsuei
March 14th, 2007, 09:18 AM
http://www.montysminiguns.com/AirSoftPage.htm <<--

ExAm
March 14th, 2007, 09:51 AM
No idea. I'm guessing not very, unless you mount it. In which case I've seen one rip a TV apart from about 30m away.

Only because you can load it with steel BBs as well.

http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/4365/att5qb3.jpg

n00b1n8R
March 15th, 2007, 12:51 AM
ahem :omfg:

is that thing plastic? what's the odds he'd flip that on choppy waves 0.o

soloblast
March 15th, 2007, 09:17 AM
http://www.supremecommander-alliance.com/uploads/RTEmagicC_Galactic_Colossus.jpg.jpgAlso....http://triggur.org/fluffykittens.jpg

soloblast
March 15th, 2007, 09:18 AM
Double post I know... but 3rd pic was too big to fit into 1 post.

http://amcop.blogspot.com/Sniper%20kitten.jpg

Hotrod
March 15th, 2007, 10:33 AM
Yay, Galactic Colossus! And I think that you like cats, am I right?

ExAm
March 21st, 2007, 10:36 PM
Bump. Need more wheaponz.
http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/4551/tmasmj9.jpg

n00b1n8R
March 22nd, 2007, 12:55 AM
uncyclopedia?

rossmum
March 22nd, 2007, 01:50 AM
Bump. Need more wheaponz.
http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/4551/tmasmj9.jpg
Indeed it does, and often at the worst possible moments. :p

That stuff is WAY too volatile to be used safely.

ExAm
March 22nd, 2007, 09:01 AM
Actually it's from the compchem wiki. I just decided to put some text on there. It was late and I was bored. Now make with the awesome guns and stuff!

Master Chief
March 23rd, 2007, 08:23 AM
http://www.battlefieldsports.com/images/morita_sniper.jpg
http://www.camo-store.com/images/Article%20-%20Shotgun%20Manufacturers.jpg
http://www.fas.org/irp/dia/product/art/96_958.jpg

XD pwn time!

- Use shot tags for images larger than 800 x 600. ~ Whiplash

Emmzee
March 23rd, 2007, 08:28 AM
http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/3/35/Whoop_ass.jpg/313px-Whoop_ass.jpg (http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/3/35/Whoop_ass.jpg)
Tbh.

Master Chief
March 23rd, 2007, 08:29 AM
lol can 'o whoop ass!

dear god, i dont want that to be opened on me...

EDIT: can i be your friend?

rossmum
March 23rd, 2007, 09:09 AM
http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/3/35/Whoop_ass.jpg/313px-Whoop_ass.jpg (http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/3/35/Whoop_ass.jpg)
Tbh.
Nicely done.

Rob Oplawar
March 23rd, 2007, 02:51 PM
http://spacebrick.net/pictures/blog_gallery/tripod.jpg

I melt you with my heat ray.

Leiukemia
March 23rd, 2007, 06:13 PM
http://www.battlefieldsports.com/images/morita_sniper.jpg

That's fucking gross. gtfo tbh.

WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ
March 23rd, 2007, 06:24 PM
What the hell is it?

Xetsuei
March 23rd, 2007, 07:14 PM
Pulse rifle?

BobtheGreatII
March 23rd, 2007, 07:57 PM
What the hell is it?
Gay :eyesroll:

WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ
March 23rd, 2007, 09:02 PM
What?

n00b1n8R
March 23rd, 2007, 09:45 PM
even i can tell that sucks :O

TeeKup
March 23rd, 2007, 09:49 PM
What the hell is it?

A boxy peice of crap?

n00b1n8R
March 23rd, 2007, 11:12 PM
"needs more smoothing groups"

BobtheGreatII
March 23rd, 2007, 11:44 PM
This is the ultimate weapon of mass destruction (if you haven't seen Monty Python And The Holy Grail, go rent it now. And if you have seen it then good job) :

http://www.super8girl.net/archives/killer%20rabbit.jpg


If I own it can I have a cookie? Special edition and all. Including singalong :XD: LoL Anyway nice one.

ExAm
March 23rd, 2007, 11:46 PM
http://www.battlefieldsports.com/images/morita_sniper.jpg

That's fucking gross. gtfo tbh.

It's a paintball sniper rifle. I saw this image ages ago.

Hotrod
March 24th, 2007, 01:07 PM
If I own it can I have a cookie? Special edition and all. Including singalong :XD: LoL Anyway nice one.

Sure, why not. I must warn you though, you don't want me to start singing.