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Pope
January 1st, 2009, 02:45 AM
Let's celebrate Innergoat's birthday. Everyone give him a warm applause on reaching is ninety ninth.

Here's his life story:
Innergoat went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said, "That's no problem. How many do you want?"
"Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces."
"That won't do you any good."
"That's all right. I don't need them for sex anymore as I am 99 today.


"I just want my penis to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."

InnerGoat
January 1st, 2009, 02:55 AM
I really like this thread

CN3089
January 1st, 2009, 02:56 AM
this is a good thread

ultama121
January 1st, 2009, 03:00 AM
Happy birthday oldtimer. :)

Anton
January 1st, 2009, 05:11 AM
Luv' it. Happy Birthday good sir.

DaneO'Roo
January 1st, 2009, 06:46 AM
goatboy wants his money back?

Roostervier
January 1st, 2009, 09:56 AM
happy birthday!

Hotrod
January 1st, 2009, 10:03 AM
Happy should-be-deathday! :D

teh lag
January 1st, 2009, 10:41 AM
99?

More like 100.

InnerGoat
January 1st, 2009, 11:18 AM
THE BIG 100!

mech
January 1st, 2009, 12:31 PM
I got you a colostomy bag for your birthday, hope you enjoy.