Team Fortress 2: The Movie

[Heathen]

No, not really, but I figured I could make a pretty good thread with that premise.
See, I want to cast some actors.
Who do you think would be a good whoever.

My first cast,
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5b/Sacha_Cohen.jpg/200px-Sacha_Cohen.jpg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Sacha_Cohen.jpg)

Who: Sacha Baron Cohen
Why: because he looks pretty close, we know he can do accents, and pssh he is a good guy for the part.

My only other thing is that he could also do a good spy, but so could anyone.

E: sorry for crushing your dreams reaperman. I guess </3?

[English Mobster]

You scared me for a minute there.

[Heathen]

I don't see no castin up thar :allears:

[Ganon]

http://blogs.herald.com/.a/6a00d83451587d69e201156e76da41970c-800wi
There's your scout
http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/M/X/P/hostel2pic15.jpg
Roger Bart from hostel 2, hes nearly perfect for the medic role as far as looks.

[NuggetWarmer]

Would be better in CG tbh.

[Bodzilla]

who's going to write the plot?

i would but i'm... le tired.

[Phobias]

If Bernie mac was still alive he'd be a good Demo-man.

[Syuusuke]

Black man with a scottish accent?

[Phobias]

I could have sworn I saw him play a scottish person in something...

[Alwin Roth]

Well i got your team fortress movie props right here:
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oh and a lego video game version right here:

http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/images/jan08/valveru1.jpg


Note: i did not make any of these.

[Heathen]

That dude is perfect for doc. How bout heavy?