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Dole
April 14th, 2007, 11:39 AM
Yes, what is the worst song of all time?

After watching Human Giant on iTunes, Aziz Ansari's "the World's Shittiest Mixtape" sketch got me thinking... what is the worst song ever made?
Post your submissions, what do you think is the worst song you've ever heard?

I'm going with Sex Bomb, by Tom Jones. (http://www.projectplaylist.com/musicsearch?searchfor=tom+jones+sex+bomb)

Hotrod
April 14th, 2007, 11:44 AM
Any rap or emo "song" shouldn't deserve to even be called a song. "Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance" is just really annoying.

Hurrvish
April 14th, 2007, 11:56 AM
^ qtf

the music video for black parade is the emo-est video ive ever seen... i dont understand why my friends like MCR

Neuro Guro
April 14th, 2007, 12:47 PM
This song was voted the most awesomely bad song ever several times.

Personally I love it.

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P-Thunder.
April 14th, 2007, 12:50 PM
Any rap or emo "song" shouldn't deserve to even be called a song. "Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance" is just really annoying.

MCR are not Emo, they are POP music. I like Emo music, its good. I agree, MCR should be shot.

Dole
April 14th, 2007, 01:22 PM
My Chemical Romance to pop = Snow Patrol, James Blunt, Jason Mraz, and John Mayer to rock.

Patrickssj6
April 14th, 2007, 01:50 PM
The Frey - How to save a life

It's not bad but it's annoying.

Hotrod
April 14th, 2007, 02:21 PM
The worst part is that one of MCR's concerts is on my birthday...that sucks badly...


I like Emo music, its good.

So, you are saying that you like people that cut themselves for no logical reason and that like suicide?

k4is3rxkh40s
April 14th, 2007, 03:36 PM
So, you are saying that you like people that cut themselves for no logical reason and that like suicide?

So you are saying all emos cut themselves and you have to BE emo to like Emo music?

Dole
April 14th, 2007, 03:38 PM
Stop spamming.

Atty
April 14th, 2007, 03:39 PM
Any by Eddie Murphy.

Limited
April 14th, 2007, 03:53 PM
Beautiful by james blunt

pisses me off

Dole
April 14th, 2007, 04:14 PM
Beautiful by james blunt

pisses me off
Oh, dear God, how did I miss that one. :(

Varmint260
April 14th, 2007, 04:15 PM
Any rap or emo "song" shouldn't deserve to even be called a song.

+rep, I agree with that. However, if I have to pick a song that's the worst, it'd have to be... ugh, it's bad that I can think of a bunch that are all trying to get to the #1 spot for worst song... sorry, they're all tied, and I don't wanna write 'em all down. How about Kim Carnes "Bette Davis Eyes" (I think it's called) for "Worst singing in a popular song ever".

Timo
April 14th, 2007, 04:33 PM
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Schnappi the Crocodile.

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ugh....

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They have to be running out of things to talk about....

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No idea what the rest of the song is like, I get thrown off by the first ten seconds.

Or any one of Crazy Frogs horrible remakes of songs.

I could go on for hours.

Dole
April 14th, 2007, 04:47 PM
Where did you dig up the first two?

k4is3rxkh40s
April 14th, 2007, 04:54 PM
Also, worst songs ever in my opinion are We Fly High, This is Why Im Hot, and This is the Way I Live out of pure annoyance with them.

Patrickssj6
April 14th, 2007, 05:15 PM
I love Schnappi how dare you.

LlamaMaster
April 14th, 2007, 07:50 PM
"I'm, to sexy for my shirt, to sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurrrrrrrrrrts"

It's ok for a male strip tease(I assume), but what else is it good for?

Con
April 14th, 2007, 08:06 PM
I actually liked that second one timoz :o

Teroh
April 14th, 2007, 08:12 PM
This song was voted the most awesomely bad song ever several times.

Personally I love it.

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Hey, I like that song!

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ugh....
I didn't hate that so much. I kind of liked it. :XD:

Hurrvish
April 14th, 2007, 09:03 PM
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p0lar_bear
April 15th, 2007, 03:00 AM
This is a trick question. The varying tastes, intetests, likes, and dislikes of people mean that with every commerically released song ever made, at least ONE person in the world likes it.

The worst songs are ones that nobody hears of, the ones that don't make it out of the garage because the lead singer can't sing, the guitar sounds like crap, and the drummer can't keep a beat.

k4is3rxkh40s
April 15th, 2007, 03:41 AM
This is a trick question. The varying tastes, intetests, likes, and dislikes of people mean that with every commerically released song ever made, at least ONE person in the world likes it.

The worst songs are ones that nobody hears of, the ones that don't make it out of the garage because the lead singer can't sing, the guitar sounds like crap, and the drummer can't keep a beat.

Myspace wanna-be bands?

Bodzilla
April 15th, 2007, 04:02 AM
The Frey - How to save a life

It's not bad but it's annoying.
QFT, i Heard that song at a funeral of a 17 year old dude i knew who Shot himself. i hated the song to start with but now it's just so much worse.

but i reckon most annoying one is
It's raining man, by Gerri halloway or watever

it's terrible Ppl playing CONSTANTLY on the radio where i live >_________>

Dole
April 15th, 2007, 06:10 AM
This is a trick question. The varying tastes, intetests, likes, and dislikes of people mean that with every commerically released song ever made, at least ONE person in the world likes it.

The worst songs are ones that nobody hears of, the ones that don't make it out of the garage because the lead singer can't sing, the guitar sounds like crap, and the drummer can't keep a beat.
If you need to understand what I meant by "Worst Song Ever," Sex Bomb by Tom Jones is the perfect example.

It's a legitimate song, good singing, good instrumentals, but what the hell is he doing?
It's just so absolutely terrible, you're guaranteed to be laughing when the chorus comes around.

rossmum
April 15th, 2007, 09:35 AM
I actually liked that second one timoz :o
Meh, I'd tap it.

...The chick, you sick fucks. D:

I don't really have a specific song I'd describe as the 'worst ever'... same as I don't really call anything the 'best ever', even my favourite songs. It's a subjective thing anyway, so there is no one 'worst song'.

P-Thunder.
April 15th, 2007, 10:56 AM
So, you are saying that you like people that cut themselves for no logical reason and that like suicide?

Wow, stereotypical post of the month. You obviously don't have a clue what EMO is. I like the way i dress, i like emotional music, but do i cut myself? No i don't. Its like me saying your black so obviously carry guns and knifes and rob people.

Your just another stereotypical person. You judge people from how they dress or what music they listen to.

Saggy
April 15th, 2007, 11:28 AM
I hate that Don't cha song by them Pussy Dolls or whatever they call themselves. It annoys me so much. "Don't Chaaaaa" Don't worry, I'm not chaing.

P-Thunder.
April 15th, 2007, 12:43 PM
I hate all rap music. Except Gangsters paradise by coolio. The rest are all "nigaa got shot mofo" to me thats not music. Thats being stupid.

ExAm
April 15th, 2007, 01:34 PM
Chicken dance. 'Nuff said.

Hotrod
April 15th, 2007, 01:44 PM
The chicken dance is cool though...

ExAm
April 15th, 2007, 02:12 PM
Also known as the Birdie Song, it was voted the most annoying song of all time (http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qn4158/is_20000724/ai_n14319979).

RaVNzCRoFT
April 15th, 2007, 02:55 PM
You Are A Pirate (http://cristgaming.com/pirate.swf)

Emmzee
April 15th, 2007, 03:12 PM
You Are A Pirate (http://cristgaming.com/pirate.swf)
Sorry, this isn't the "best song ever" thread.

Teroh
April 15th, 2007, 03:42 PM
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I don't think anyone can hate that as much as I can.

Emmzee
April 15th, 2007, 03:47 PM
I don't think anyone can hate that as much as I can.
I can.

Patrickssj6
April 15th, 2007, 04:04 PM
German rap ftl?

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Teroh
April 15th, 2007, 04:58 PM
I can.
I REALLY doubt that.

Dole
April 15th, 2007, 06:32 PM
I don't think anyone can hate that as much as I can.
What you got 'gainst asian pride, chigga?

Neuro Guro
April 15th, 2007, 06:58 PM
nWmnamgi7OY

Timo
April 15th, 2007, 07:03 PM
Guys I think Neuro found it.

Neuro Guro
April 15th, 2007, 07:05 PM
[/win] + rep :D

Patrickssj6
April 15th, 2007, 07:06 PM
Are you serious...that can't be real

Hurrvish
April 15th, 2007, 08:50 PM
ybfLRFacF-c

also, neuro wins

rossmum
April 15th, 2007, 08:50 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA NEURO THAT IS GOLD.

Seriously, I love it.

Edit:

He did Bohemian Rhapsody (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOyEw9bT8yQ&mode=related&search=) as well 0_o

Neuro Guro
April 15th, 2007, 08:55 PM
"Baby got back" is not by "mack daddy" , its by "Sir-Mix-alot"

Hurrvish
April 15th, 2007, 08:59 PM
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i love this guy

p0lar_bear
April 15th, 2007, 09:39 PM
What? Baby Got Back is the most awesomest song EVER.

Neuro Guro
April 15th, 2007, 09:52 PM
Omfg.. I was wrong..

THIS is the worst song ever.

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LlamaMaster
April 15th, 2007, 09:53 PM
What? Baby Got Back is the most awesomest song EVER.
+rep

ExAm
April 15th, 2007, 11:03 PM
Omfg.. I was wrong..

THIS is the worst song ever.

fbGkxcY7YFUDear god, I clicked the play button, saw the title, and exited the window. I've seen that before. Only the first ten seconds, though, and only because I was in shock.

Pooky
April 16th, 2007, 09:59 PM
Holy shit, I can't believe no one's posted one of those annoying fucking looping anime things this whole thread.

Hurrvish
April 16th, 2007, 10:16 PM
what about this:
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Timo
April 16th, 2007, 10:21 PM
Omfg.. I was wrong..

THIS is the worst song ever.

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Sorry sir you must be mistaken, for that song is awesome.

ExAm
April 16th, 2007, 11:42 PM
what about this:
ILIvPzyK_8II have only one response to this:
http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/3222/diabeeeetesdp0.jpg

rossmum
April 17th, 2007, 09:10 PM
The empty space song?

Edit:

SCREW YOU TOO MISTER http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-argh.gif

Dole
April 17th, 2007, 09:13 PM
Pfft... I have yet to see anything in this thread that could ever hope to match the likes of this:

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rossmum
April 17th, 2007, 09:16 PM
fffffff, Tom Jones owns.

Dole
April 18th, 2007, 10:07 PM
SCREW YOU TOO MISTER http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-argh.gif
:p

That made my day, like you wouldn't believe.

rossmum
April 18th, 2007, 11:46 PM
I try.

Teroh
April 19th, 2007, 01:34 AM
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.... :smithicide:

p0lar_bear
April 19th, 2007, 01:51 AM
Actually, I retract my previous statement: the Numa Numa song (Dragonsei Din Tea) is the worst song ever, as it exploded into a dumb fad.

Xehsin
April 19th, 2007, 07:36 AM
Lolz! There is one song which is buggin me now...

Different Worlds by the Alchemist! i just heard it once and i got so pissed

nooBBooze
April 19th, 2007, 08:11 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYak2F1hUYA

used to be on top of the charts for like two weeks or so. lol?

Dole
April 19th, 2007, 03:34 PM
pYak2F1hUYA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYak2F1hUYA)
Youtube tags makes easy.

Haha, guidos! :p

Saggy
April 19th, 2007, 04:02 PM
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Patrickssj6
April 19th, 2007, 04:10 PM
Wie kannst du nur?

How could you....almost as bad as TOKIO HOTEL

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And the spoof(well it's on german but meh):
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Boba
April 19th, 2007, 04:39 PM
Love Today - Mika :v

Cortexian
April 19th, 2007, 04:43 PM
Obviously:

This. (http://www.projectplaylist.com/musicsearch?searchfor=Barbie+Girl&search=search)

Syuusuke
April 19th, 2007, 07:22 PM
Well, I can assure you that 4:33 is not the worst ever =)

(4:33, 4 minutes and 33 seconds is by far the easiest song ever, all you do is sit on the piano seat, put your head down for 4 minutes and 33 seconds playing nothing).

Hurrvish
April 19th, 2007, 07:30 PM
i could fall asleep in that time :P

Snowy
April 19th, 2007, 08:21 PM
Generally not a bad song, infact, it's really good... until it's sung by these guys:

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especially around 1:20 when he tries to hit the high-note.. Lol!!!

Atty
April 19th, 2007, 08:29 PM
Omfg.. I was wrong..

THIS is the worst song ever.

fbGkxcY7YFUI think that video made me gay butt only for a minute. ;x

Although it's not the worst, I stand by my Eddie Murphay statement.

rossmum
April 19th, 2007, 08:44 PM
Generally not a bad song, infact, it's really good... until it's sung by these guys:

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especially around 1:20 when he tries to hit the high-note.. Lol!!!
OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK DOES HE THINK HE'S DOING?

I hope he gets cancer. :saddowns:

Neuro Guro
April 19th, 2007, 08:47 PM
Obviously:

This. (http://www.projectplaylist.com/musicsearch?searchfor=Barbie+Girl&search=search)

Heh, if you think thats bad...


Try the German version. Featuring Rammstein. (http://www.alexkenney.com/Downloads/MP3s/MP3s/Barbie_Girl_German.mp3)

p0lar_bear
April 20th, 2007, 11:28 AM
That's Oma Henk, not Rammstein.

And it's a funny spoof of Barbie Girl.

Dole
April 20th, 2007, 02:23 PM
oOJVXheNrqs
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What the fuck does he think he's doing?!?! :mad:


Edit: Ah, let's consult the World's Shittiest Mixtape:
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Patrickssj6
April 20th, 2007, 03:41 PM
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Heh, if you think thats bad...


Try the German version. Featuring Rammstein. (http://www.alexkenney.com/Downloads/MP3s/MP3s/Barbie_Girl_German.mp3)

Neither is that german or rammstein.I think it's dutch.

ExAm
April 20th, 2007, 04:14 PM
BHO5tU3PHMw



Neither is that german or rammstein.I think it's dutch.
That video wins the award for "worst possible compression".

Rosco
April 21st, 2007, 01:26 PM
Heh, if you think thats bad...


Try the German version. Featuring Rammstein. (http://www.alexkenney.com/Downloads/MP3s/MP3s/Barbie_Girl_German.mp3)

BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHHAHA :lol:

Hurrvish
April 21st, 2007, 01:55 PM
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someone
April 21st, 2007, 02:35 PM
Wie kannst du nur?

How could you....almost as bad as TOKIO HOTEL

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Nein!!!! Wie konntest du den nur diese scheise diesen leuten hier zeigen?! TOKIO MOTEL SUX!!!!!1111

Patrickssj6
April 21st, 2007, 06:19 PM
LOL Tokio Motel....

Stealth
April 21st, 2007, 06:26 PM
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Dole
April 22nd, 2007, 09:02 AM
AHA! Bad song? Behold... The Loser's Anthem!

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@ Stealth: What the hell? Where did you find that? o_O

rossmum
April 22nd, 2007, 10:18 AM
also @ Stealth: THANKS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICAL SCARRING, GOSH. :gonk:

mR_r0b0to
April 22nd, 2007, 03:33 PM
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Not bad, but it got old really fast.
Bwahahah misheard lyrics.

Stealth
April 22nd, 2007, 05:28 PM
@ Stealth: What the hell? Where did you find that? o_O
I got it from TSL's forums, some one posted it there, where that person got that video, I have no idea.

also @ Stealth: THANKS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICAL SCARRING, GOSH. :gonk:
sorry!:gonk:

Hurrvish
April 22nd, 2007, 06:45 PM
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^worst video ever mb?

Emmzee
April 22nd, 2007, 08:42 PM
No, this is the worst song ever.
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Teroh
April 22nd, 2007, 09:29 PM
^ What. The. Fuck.

Dole
April 23rd, 2007, 02:28 PM
That is hands down the most terrifying thin I have ever seen.

Edit: Haha, FriedMetroid is a teddy bear! I guess he likes being hugged by little kids while they're asleep.

OmegaDragon
April 25th, 2007, 07:58 PM
*bump* >.> <.<

This is the worst song ever......

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But still love the spoof on reggeaton ^_^

TeeKup
April 25th, 2007, 08:08 PM
yayyoutubesyay

You should be shot for posting that first one. :maddowns:

EDIT:
LOL v
http://www.alexkenney.com/Downloads/MP3s/MP3s/Barbie_Girl_German.mp3