I'M GOING TO THE CASINO

[Bodzilla]

I already live in a town called Casino but i'm going to a legit gambling casino on the weekend for the first time.

recommendations on what to drink, what to play, how to play
(no god dam mutha fucking pokies)
who's the proest gamblor here?

post the proest tips chu got.

[Ganon]

blackjack, all you need to know.

[Bodzilla]

who needs to know rules and strategy when you HAVE A WORD MANG!

[king_nothing_]

(no god dam mutha fucking pokies)
Well ok, but the house has an edge in virtually every other game in the casino. Even if you play blackjack with perfect strategy (sans card counting), they still have an edge I think (though it is small). The only way you have an edge in blackjack is if you count cards and are damn good at it. Poker is the only game you can realistically have an advantage in if you're good enough, since you're not playing against the house...and you don't really have to be very good to beat the terrible low limit players in casinos.

EDIT: I think there may be a small advantage possible in some types of video poker, too. There's really nothing else though.


who's the proest gamblor here?Me obv. :realsmug:

[ICEE]

Card games are lame. Bet on the ponies instead

[Bodzilla]

fuck the ponies! i can do that anywhere same reason with the pokies.

what about roulette and all that other shit? any of it any good and or fun to play?

[n00b1n8R]

If you want a game of chance with no skill involved, play snakes and ladders and save your money.

[paladin]

Craps and white russians

[Cojafoji]

fuck the ponies! i can do that anywhere same reason with the pokies.

what about roulette and all that other shit? any of it any good and or fun to play?
If you're going to play roulette, know this: you don't have to put all of your money on one number/color. throw it around to like four or five different places, it's more fun, more of a thrill, and better odds to win some cash. my rule of thumb is to place half of my current bet on a color, so if none of my other numbers make it, i still have a fifty fifty chance of a recoup. made some nice money that way.

[Arteen]

What's the appeal of gambling?

[Limited]

blackjack, all you need to know.
^^^
Listen to Ganon.

If you want to actually have the possibly of winning money, instead of loosing it all, play blackjack.

Also, have a limit you set to and wont spent over it, otherwise your night could have big problems.

[=sw=warlord]

^^^
Listen to Ganon.

If you want to actually have the possibly of winning money, instead of loosing it all, play blackjack.

Also, have a limit you set to and wont spent over it, otherwise your night could have big problems.
Ether play blackjack or pontoon.

[FreedomFighter7]

What's the appeal of gambling?

I really have no idea. Have fun wasting money! :P

[Dwood]

What's the appeal of gambling?

:v: Gamble with ppl you know. :|

[StankBacon]

What's the appeal of gambling?

the chance to win money.

[Bodzilla]

money dont mean shit to me tbh, just taking a hungee and going from there, if i loose i loose if i win so be it.

never get a chance to do this shit so why not :)

[Ganon]

sitting at a blackjack table with friends is fun tbh and worth the money lost.

[Cojafoji]

Black jack dealers are scary as shit. Their hands move so fast it will cause your head to catch fire.

[Ganon]

Black jack dealers are scary as shit. Their hands move so fast it will cause your head to catch fire.

depends, I usually go to the ones with attractive foreign women who like to talk about anime and clothes!

[Disaster]

http://www.countingedge.com/
This is all you need. I'm pretty damn good at blackjack when I play with friends. Never been to a real casino though.

[Gwunty]

texas hold em~
well that is if you dont suck

[king_nothing_]

http://www.countingedge.com/
This is all you need. I'm pretty damn good at blackjack when I play with friends. Never been to a real casino though.
Casinos use 6 or 8 decks for blackjack most of the time. That makes counting a little more difficult than it is playing at home with one deck.

[TheGhost]

sitting at a blackjack table with friends is fun tbh and worth the money lost.

I had a friend who was completely blacked out he was playing black jack. He had no idea what he was doing and couldn't add up the numbers but still managed to go up $130

[Maniac]

If you're going to play roulette, know this: you don't have to put all of your money on one number/color. throw it around to like four or five different places, it's more fun, more of a thrill, and better odds to win some cash. my rule of thumb is to place half of my current bet on a color, so if none of my other numbers make it, i still have a fifty fifty chance of a recoup. made some nice money that way.
This.
You can make a lot of money at the roulette wheel but it can take a long time.

[Amit]

The Asians own the casino! :neckbeard:

[king_nothing_]

This.
You can make a lot of money at the roulette wheel but it can take a long time.
I'm not sure what you mean by this. Over the long term (to the point where variance becomes negligible), you will not win. The house has a guaranteed statistical advantage. The only way to make money from the game is to play until you win and then quit and never play again.

[Cojafoji]

I'm not sure what you mean by this. Over the long term (to the point where variance becomes negligible), you will not win. The house has a guaranteed statistical advantage. The only way to make money from the game is to play until you win and then quit and never play again.
play however you'd like. this has worked for me 7 times.

[paladin]

Craps.

[Bodzilla]

I'm not sure what you mean by this. Over the long term (to the point where variance becomes negligible), you will not win. The house has a guaranteed statistical advantage. The only way to make money from the game is to play until you win and then quit and never play again.
Bingo.

if they would loose money they'd never let you do it.