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blind
November 3rd, 2009, 08:44 PM
So I just found out I'm getting a 590k inheritance when my gma dies.
oh niggers.

CodeBrain
November 3rd, 2009, 08:50 PM
oh god

:ohdear:

Horns
November 3rd, 2009, 08:51 PM
So I just found out I'm getting a 590k inheritance when my gma dies.
oh niggers.

I'll only charger 100k to take her out. :realsmug:

Pyong Kawaguchi
November 3rd, 2009, 08:52 PM
brb, marrying your gma
:v:

Yoko
November 3rd, 2009, 08:54 PM
you should invest that money into something important

like buy out the domain name www.modacity.net

Ganon
November 3rd, 2009, 08:54 PM
dats it

Rook
November 3rd, 2009, 08:56 PM
WHAT THE FCUK

So I just found out I'm getting a 590k inheritance when I kill blind.

Needles
November 3rd, 2009, 08:56 PM
you should invest that money into something important

like buy out the domain name www.modacity.net

"Modacity.Net Estimated Worth $5102.7 USD" :v:
http://www.websiteoutlook.com/www.modacity.net

paladin
November 3rd, 2009, 08:58 PM
I call shenanigans.

blind
November 3rd, 2009, 08:58 PM
Buying modacity.net definitely. Nothing will change except I will be an allpowerful administerminater.

Rook
November 3rd, 2009, 09:00 PM
son it's not a dictatorship they have a right to decline your $$$

blind
November 3rd, 2009, 09:01 PM
by "buying" i mean paying 10k to a ex convict to go to ghost's house and kill him after forcing him to right a will naming me the sole heir of mod a city.

Rook
November 3rd, 2009, 09:03 PM
oh ok, ghost i'll come to you're funeral

Ganon
November 3rd, 2009, 09:10 PM
honestly how much of it are you going to blow at tittybars

Cojafoji
November 3rd, 2009, 09:20 PM
honestly how much of it are you going to blow at tittybars
knowing blind? probably about 300k.

annihilation
November 3rd, 2009, 09:23 PM
You should troll The Ghost and make a modacity.com.

blind
November 3rd, 2009, 09:24 PM
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
NO
i'd spend 300k on chicken wings though.

Dwood
November 3rd, 2009, 09:27 PM
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
NO
i'd spend 300k on chicken wings though.

Use the money to buy the rights to Halo PC source code + dev tools.

blind
November 3rd, 2009, 09:29 PM
no because halo pc sucks.

Cojafoji
November 3rd, 2009, 09:29 PM
Use the money to buy the rights to Halo PC source code + dev tools.
ahhhhh nothing like spitting up diet iced tea all over my monitor. thanks.

Kornman00
November 4th, 2009, 12:11 AM
you should switch your grandma over to Gieco

you could save 15% or more :downs:

annihilation
November 4th, 2009, 12:12 AM
How old is your grandma?

Donut
November 4th, 2009, 12:58 AM
youre actually inheriting half a million dollars. at once.
god fucking help us

EX12693
November 4th, 2009, 12:58 AM
Old enough for Blind to make a thread like its gonna happen tomorrow.

paladin
November 4th, 2009, 01:21 AM
youre actually inheriting half a million dollars. at once.
god fucking help us


For amounts over $500,000 but not over $750,000, the tentative tax is $155,800 plus 37% of the excess over $500,000.

Link (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estate_tax_in_the_United_States)

That sucks. Mr. Obama wants your money to pay for my health care

e: cant find the link, but its part of the new health care bill to raise estate Inheritance taxes, some as high as 45%.

Rook
November 4th, 2009, 02:36 AM
he lives in canada, but that huge tax is stupid as shit.

paying for his fail stimulus tbh.

n00b1n8R
November 4th, 2009, 02:44 AM
Blind is lieing, prove me wrong.

Dwood
November 4th, 2009, 03:52 AM
ahhhhh nothing like spitting up diet iced tea all over my monitor. thanks.

Glad I could help. :iamafag:

neuro
November 4th, 2009, 03:53 AM
gimme some money, im living off stale bread with ketchup i found in the trashcan!

(etc)

Kornman00
November 4th, 2009, 05:10 AM
e: cant find the link, but its part of the new health care bill to raise estate Inheritance taxes, some as high as 45%.
Which is rather BS since you usually gain that money from INCOME or retirement shit which is taxed ALREADY. Just because you die and are giving it to someone shouldn't give the gov't any right to touch that shit. You WORKED for that money. The physical form may be the "property" of the US, but if said gov't learned how to control it's spending and credit they'd have some say in this.

yeah, fuck that second tax shit taxman

Anton
November 4th, 2009, 05:24 AM
Link (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estate_tax_in_the_United_States)

That sucks. Mr. Obama wants your money to pay for my health care

e: cant find the link, but its part of the new health care bill to raise estate Inheritance taxes, some as high as 45%.

I recently read that 2010 is the renewal year for the "death tax" bill.. 2010 is the only year in which she could possibly die and no taxes be removed from the inheritance. (http://articles.moneycentral.msn.com/Taxes/CutYourTaxes/2010-the-best-year-to-die.aspx)

Dwood
November 4th, 2009, 05:51 AM
It already is 45% paladin

:ugh: Someone should shoot those guys in Congress.

Rosco
November 4th, 2009, 09:50 AM
by "buying" i mean paying 10k to a ex convict to go to ghost's house and kill him after forcing him to right a will naming me the sole heir of mod a city.

Good man.

Can't wait to hear the stuff you get man, we can compare!

Ganon
November 4th, 2009, 11:38 AM
Kill that granny blind

smash her shit

Trulife8342
November 4th, 2009, 11:41 AM
Ganon, I respect you and your post count.

Ganon
November 4th, 2009, 11:50 AM
hey cool man thanks I appreciate it

itt you don't know much about this community and who has ties with who

Atty
November 4th, 2009, 12:24 PM
That's really not all that much of a inheritance...

blind
November 4th, 2009, 12:28 PM
How old is your grandma?
95.

And theres no tax on it I guess, so I'm getting 100% of that money.

Atty, its better than the $0 that I thought i'd be receiving.

InnerGoat
November 4th, 2009, 12:30 PM
Buying modacity.net definitely. Nothing will change except I will be an allpowerful administerminater.

no don't

e: if you ban freelancer i'm ok with it

Con
November 4th, 2009, 12:42 PM
is this real
this cant be real

blindzzz

blind
November 4th, 2009, 12:52 PM
+rep will be rewarded kindly.

LlamaMaster
November 4th, 2009, 01:13 PM
Fuck your lies.

You get nothing.

blind
November 4th, 2009, 01:23 PM
no it is in fact you who gets nothing

Timo
November 4th, 2009, 03:19 PM
Can I have $5

mech
November 4th, 2009, 03:26 PM
Buy a hoaers and give it hay.

annihilation
November 4th, 2009, 03:44 PM
Blind must have been very sweet and nice to his grandmother.
:-3

Donut
November 4th, 2009, 04:50 PM
That's really not all that much of a inheritance...
how old is blind? isnt he around 20? half a million bucks is alot for somebody that age

InnerGoat
November 4th, 2009, 06:07 PM
It's a good deal of money for any age :raise:


Buy a hoaers and give it a blow.

yeah this

Aerowyn
November 4th, 2009, 06:09 PM
Keep in mind that it will be considerably less after inheritance taxes are taken out on it, but it's still an amazing amount of money regardless.

Horns
November 4th, 2009, 06:16 PM
Keep in mind that it will be considerably less after inheritance taxes are taken out on it, but it's still an amazing amount of money regardless.


95.

And theres no tax on it I guess, so I'm getting 100% of that money.

Atty, its better than the $0 that I thought i'd be receiving.
.

blind
November 4th, 2009, 06:24 PM
woop.

paladin
November 4th, 2009, 07:33 PM
I guarantee it'll be taxed, no matter where he lives. Uncle Canada will want a take.

StankBacon
November 4th, 2009, 08:42 PM
you all got trolled.

Corndogman
November 4th, 2009, 08:58 PM
Right, as if blind wasn't already enough of an asshole, now he's a rich asshole! lol <3.

Anyways, perhaps the taxes being taken out have already been factored in, and the 590k is the amount he's actually getting. I don't see how no taxes would be taken out so tht seems plausible.

blind
November 4th, 2009, 09:02 PM
I guarantee it'll be taxed, no matter where he lives. Uncle Canada will want a take.
No. Apparently it was the plan, or whatever. but 590 is the final amount I'm getting.
And shut up bacon, lol.

paladin
November 5th, 2009, 12:35 AM
lol so you really inherited 750k

Rosco
November 5th, 2009, 09:59 AM
lol so you really inherited 750k

i made 750k unlike this joka

<3

blind
November 5th, 2009, 12:27 PM
i dont know, who cares. im getting 590 lol.

Ganon
November 5th, 2009, 01:56 PM
too bad canadian money doesnt count

annihilation
November 5th, 2009, 04:32 PM
I hope you spend that money on something productive and benifitial.

leorimolo
November 6th, 2009, 12:03 AM
I hope you can invest wisely and not blow it like a stupid teenager. Its a golden chance to make something big, put it to work!

blind
November 6th, 2009, 01:11 PM
I hope you can invest wisely and not blow it like a stupid teenager. Its a golden chance to make something big, put it to work!
lol no.

Cojafoji
November 6th, 2009, 01:36 PM
What blind will spend his money on in two words:
coke & whores.

flibitijibibo
November 6th, 2009, 01:37 PM
I think the proper term is "hookers and blow". Has a nice rhythm to it, you know?

blind
November 6th, 2009, 01:40 PM
blow isn't that fun, although i will probably be doing it alot just because i CAN.
and fuck hookers, ill just find some nice gold diggers to sit on my dick.

Ganon
November 6th, 2009, 01:58 PM
fancy eatin eryday

NullZero
November 6th, 2009, 02:39 PM
get a good pc

Wakeboy1337
November 6th, 2009, 02:55 PM
Live an average life and don't work too hard for the rest of your life.