Pleasant, peasant, pheasant plucker.

[Maniac]

Have any good tongue twisters or jokes?

[legionaire45]

your mother.

in bed.

Am I doing it right?

[ThePlague]

suzy sells sea shells on the sea shore.
peter piper picked a pack of pickle peppers.
how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood

[Cagerrin]

If Moses supposes his toeses are roses, then Moses supposes erroneously. For nobody's toeses are posies of roses, as Moses supposes his toeses to be.

[Cortexian]

Pleasant, peasant, pheasant fucker.

[Maniac]

Thats not right man.
Red leather yellow leather.

[BobtheGreatII]

If Moses supposes his toeses are roses, then Moses supposes erroneously. For nobody's toeses are posies of roses, as Moses supposes his toeses to be.

Ha ha. :neckbeard: That's a good one.

[UnevenElefant5]

I ended up saying pleasant, peasant, pheasant phucker.

[ultama121]

I think that's what was intended. :v:

[Corndogman]

I ended up saying pleasant, peasant, pheasant phucker.


As did I, hehe.

[annihilation]

Toy boat.
Say it 20x fast witout messing up.

[Maniac]

There are 2 guys talking at the post office, one of them sees a sign announcing "Evening learning classes". He says to his friend "I think ill go there and check it out".
The next evening he goes to the class and meets the teacher.
"So what will i be learning at this class" says the man. To which the teacher replies "You will be learning math, English and logic"
"Whats logic class?" asks the man.
"Well, ok here is an example. Do you have a weedwacker?" said the teacher.
"Yes i have a weedwacker." answered the man.
"Then i can logically determine that you have a yard." exclaimed the teacher.
The man answers "yes i have a yard too."
"Then logically i could say you have a house"
"Yes i have a house".
"So if you have a weedwacker and a yard and a house, i can logically say you have a family"
"Yes." replied the man
"So i logically determined that you are a heterosexual man, with a family, yard and weedwacker.
"Oh, i get it ." said the man. "Logic, ok".

So the next night the man is in the bar with his friend again, his friend asks if he went to the classes.
"Yea i did, i learned math, english and logic".
"Whats logic?" said his friend.
"Umm, ok, do you own a weedwacker?" the man asks.
"No i dont" replied his friend.
To which the man says

"Then you are a fag".

[Needles]

Toy boat.
Say it 20x fast witout messing up.

I end up saying it like "to bot"

[Cortexian]

I end up saying toe butt.

[king_nothing_]

Toy boat.
Say it 20x fast witout messing up.
Wow, I didn't expect that to be hard, but I start saying "toy boyt" less than half way through.

[Timo]

Unique New York?

[neuro]

liesje leerde lotje lopen langs de lange linnen laan.

it's dutch >_>

[Ganon]

my mom told me some german one once, i'm not even going to try and spell it. it's for the hardcore only ;__;

[Cojafoji]

how much wood can a woodchuck chuck, if he's a disabled veteran from the pine wars?

[Peterljr888]

A quick witted cricket critic.

[Terry]

Unique New York?

for some reason this one has me saying unique yoo nork.

[Bodzilla]

say "catch it" about a billion times outloud and as fast as you can.

[Corndogman]

I end up saying "atchacat" after a while. I didn't have any problems with Unique new york though.

[Bodzilla]

catch it
turns into

cat shit.

[Donut]

this thread is fucking hilarious

[Maniac]

Whats brown and sticky?

[FRain]

suzy sells sea shells on the sea shore.
peter piper picked a pack of pickle peppers.
how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood

a wood chuck would chuck as much if a wood chuck could chuck wood

[Gwunty]

Whats brown and sticky?
snafs penis :snafubar:

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

oshi

[Maniac]

a stick.

[Gwunty]

snaf's stick :snafubar::snafubar: