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`CaSs!~
December 5th, 2009, 09:46 PM
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comments?

EDIT:


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i win sam

n00b1n8R
December 5th, 2009, 09:51 PM
is that... is that sam?

Sel
December 5th, 2009, 09:52 PM
I fucking love sam

Dwood
December 5th, 2009, 09:56 PM
I would +rep him if he weren't banned.

Con
December 5th, 2009, 10:01 PM
He looks nothing like what I expected.

`CaSs!~
December 5th, 2009, 10:04 PM
SAM WHY U RUININ OUR FUN

n00b1n8R
December 5th, 2009, 10:26 PM
please say somebody saved that masterwork D:

Cortexian
December 5th, 2009, 11:41 PM
This video has been removed by the user.

Inferno
December 5th, 2009, 11:48 PM
Oh my god I want to see this but it's removed. The preview image made me LOAWL for real though.

t3h m00kz
December 6th, 2009, 12:06 AM
http://www.youtube.com/user/halopccommunity this was his channel. in case he decides to bring it back up.

Cortexian
December 6th, 2009, 12:09 AM
Age: 30

If it's true, that's horribly sad... If it's not true, he's just a douche liar... Either way!

Inferno
December 6th, 2009, 12:20 AM
Old people playing games isn't sad. Stupid old clanfag madkids playing games is sad.

Cortexian
December 6th, 2009, 12:24 AM
Old people playing games isn't sad. Stupid old clanfag madkids playing games is sad.
I'm not referring to his age correlating to his ability to play games. I'm referring to his age:fail ratio.

n00b1n8R
December 6th, 2009, 12:34 AM
Age: 30

(and it was him talking about how you work for money for Halo CE servers and play all day and something about the girls that you don't get and owning or something I don't know but I hope that helps!)

E: oh look a whole page of ninja'd

Sel
December 6th, 2009, 12:37 AM
BRING BACK THE VIDEO SAM PLEASEEE

Also fuck you freelancer, sam is infinitely cooler than you'll ever be~

Cortexian
December 6th, 2009, 12:42 AM
BRING BACK THE VIDEO SAM PLEASEEE

Also fuck you freelancer, sam is infinitely cooler than you'll ever be~
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`CaSs!~
December 6th, 2009, 01:17 AM
EDITED WITH FIXED LINK BECAUSE SAM REMOVED HIS

Sel
December 6th, 2009, 01:19 AM
I could watch this again and again omg

Cortexian
December 6th, 2009, 01:45 AM
Ah


haha





HA




HAHAHA





Oh go it's so sad.

StankBacon
December 6th, 2009, 01:52 AM
uhhhhhhhh

he is so pathetic i don't even know what to say.

hry
December 6th, 2009, 05:39 AM
I (L) sam.

t3h m00kz
December 6th, 2009, 05:46 AM
BRING BACK THE VIDEO SAM PLEASEEE

Also fuck you freelancer, sam is infinitely cooler than you'll ever be~

hahahhaha

hahaha

:mech:

hahahaha

p0lar_bear
December 6th, 2009, 06:07 AM
What the f@#$ was that.

Dwood
December 6th, 2009, 08:13 AM
What the f@#$ was that.

Unban sam just for that movie.

Sel
December 6th, 2009, 10:23 AM
uhhhhhhhh

he is so pathetic i don't even know what to say.

what is pathetic, that for the most part he has more creativity than this entire community could muster???

.Wolf™
December 6th, 2009, 10:30 AM
He's weird........

Inferno
December 6th, 2009, 10:36 AM
Oh my lord I... I... I... I can't... What is this... I don't... I don't even.


BHAHHWSHWHWHWHWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"...Making love real fast..."

BHAHWHWHWHWHWHWH

*waits for sam to login on xfire*

Yoko
December 6th, 2009, 12:01 PM
what is pathetic, that for the most part he has more creativity than this entire community could muster???
creativity <> good outcome. Let's take a look at some of sam's "creative" ideas:


Put everyone in Halo CE into one clan
Get banned from every forum imaginable, then try to make his own forum to rival them
Try to be philosophical in his posts, which end up incoherent and shit
Make a halo rap and try to impress (read: dick ride) HPT admins

Jelly
December 6th, 2009, 12:03 PM
I was impressed by his rap.

Yoko
December 6th, 2009, 12:06 PM
I was impressed he had to wear dark shades indoors with no lights on. Really ups the whitey factor!

e: so does having halo run in the background

.Wolf™
December 6th, 2009, 12:19 PM
Doesnt he always run halo ?There is always a face dood, on the HPT servers or w/e theyre called.Imagine the bills.....

Jelly
December 6th, 2009, 12:40 PM
In between the lines "We play halo all day" and "But not for long" (1:45-1:50) he looks at his computer with halo running and he dies.

That was pretty cool.

Cortexian
December 6th, 2009, 05:28 PM
The "rap" was actually decent, however it looked like he was just reading it off his other monitor and the presentation was crap!

Also, why is he talking shit when he also sucks at the actual game?

StankBacon
December 6th, 2009, 05:44 PM
wow lots of trolls in this thread.

Maniac
December 6th, 2009, 08:28 PM
The "rap" was actually decent, however it looked like he was just reading it off his other monitor and the presentation was crap!

Also, why is he talking shit when he also sucks at the actual game?

He is a better player than you are.
Not that it has shit to do with shite.

Gwunty
December 6th, 2009, 08:49 PM
http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/987/987014/fouad-fg-pic1_160_1243454678.jpgOh ho ho!
It's funny becuase Sam is a bad player, but you said freelancer was a worse one!

Cortexian
December 6th, 2009, 09:01 PM
I dominate Sam, lmao...

Sel
December 6th, 2009, 09:31 PM
uh try fighting him when he's not afk dipshit

Cortexian
December 6th, 2009, 10:10 PM
uh try fighting him when he's not afk dipshit
I have, and he always TELLS me that I'm better than him, lmao.

.Wolf™
December 6th, 2009, 11:13 PM
Thats because you cheat,and have three monitors.. :realsmug:

Pooky
December 6th, 2009, 11:31 PM
Forgive me if I think you're full of shit lancer, since me and some other dude randomly came in your server and dominated you after not playing for months :S

Cortexian
December 7th, 2009, 04:31 AM
Thats because you cheat,and have three monitors.. :realsmug:
:smugoff:


Forgive me if I think you're full of shit lancer, since me and some other dude randomly came in your server and dominated you after not playing for months :S
For quite awhile now I've been using a wireless connection for technical reasons. If fucks with my ping A LOT and I'm still not used to it.

Honestly, I don't play very much anymore, I pop into a game for an hour or so every couple of days.

Jelly
December 7th, 2009, 12:17 PM
Halo is easy. The reticule literally does all the aiming for you.

Hunter
December 7th, 2009, 02:26 PM
This guy thinks he's Eminem :P

Inferno
December 8th, 2009, 09:38 PM
[21:35] Inferno Pro: u r teh bestezt rapzor evar
[21:35] Inferno Pro: oh wait
[21:35] Inferno Pro: that was a joke
[21:35] Inferno Pro: lol
[21:36] )l+ '_' +l[: ban yourself modacity clown
[21:36] Inferno Pro: lol
[21:36] Inferno Pro: what is this i dont even?
[21:36] Inferno Pro: but srsly whats with the shades
[21:36] Inferno Pro: was your monitor too bright or something?

I think hes mad.

SnaFuBAR
December 8th, 2009, 09:46 PM
too painful to finish.

TeeKup
December 8th, 2009, 09:50 PM
I've played against sam...he isn't all that great...and I'm terrible at this game.

AAA
December 8th, 2009, 09:53 PM
too painful to finish.

This^

Not to be a "hater" but that shit sucked and lately so does halo.

Cortexian
December 9th, 2009, 04:34 AM
I've played against sam...he isn't all that great...and I'm terrible at this game.
That basically confirms what I already said, since I'm better than you, at least I think so...

p0lar_bear
December 9th, 2009, 07:49 AM
Less stroking of the e-peen here, thanks.

And no, that statement does not open the floor for gay jokes around Teek either. Fuck off.

Cortexian
December 9th, 2009, 08:11 AM
Oh for the love of-Teek

clock
December 9th, 2009, 07:50 PM
creativity <> good outcome. Let's take a look at some of sam's "creative" ideas:


Put everyone in Halo CE into one clan
Get banned from every forum imaginable, then try to make his own forum to rival them
Try to be philosophical in his posts, which end up incoherent and shit
Make a halo rap and try to impress (read: dick ride) HPT admins



agreed... sadly. Love Sam but his plan is doomed to failure :raise:

Inferno
December 9th, 2009, 09:01 PM
agreed... sadly. Love Sam but his plan is doomed to failure :raise:

Who are you?

edit-

Who deleted my post before? It was extremely constructive and helpful.

Sel
December 10th, 2009, 01:36 AM
Everyone dissing this is a cunt.

There's no other way I can deal with this situation.

Ganon
December 10th, 2009, 01:46 AM
I like how the cameraman held the camera pretty still for the majority of the video. Most feature film cameramen do not posses the skills that samuel's cameraman possesses. You can tell that the crew is top notch as well, due to samuel's use of sunglasses to protect his eyelashes from being singed by the top of line lighting which I must say was edited out of the footage extremely well. You can also not forget he even made a mention on the fact his coffee was indeed in his hands and he was quenched for the session. The rap itself is great, as the artist sings about real life problems that affect him in daily life, rather than money, hoes and bitches.