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Bodzilla
April 27th, 2007, 05:01 AM
Yo Check out This Just Add on watever ya want to Continue the Story. No rules :)

"i Chime Back to home after a shit day of work, only to log onto the computer and find...."

n00b1n8R
April 27th, 2007, 05:28 AM
that the resident post whore has started spaming about..

i think we need a word limit to make it more interesting.
i've seen 10 words work well (15's cool to)

DaneO'Roo
April 27th, 2007, 05:54 AM
polish cocks

Elite Killa
April 27th, 2007, 06:12 AM
and just about every porn site on the web.

Corgy
April 27th, 2007, 06:45 AM
i walked in and began raping her almost instantly,

DaneO'Roo
April 27th, 2007, 06:49 AM
while she spanked my uncle Garfunkle with a studded paddle

Corgy
April 27th, 2007, 06:55 AM
i proceeded to take a dump in her mouth, and then urinate in her ears

Emmzee
April 27th, 2007, 07:37 AM
, and then I went outside and

n00b1n8R
April 27th, 2007, 07:56 AM
got the thread locked.

can we try to stay away from the obscene?

lets start again from zilla's post i think..

DaneO'Roo
April 27th, 2007, 07:59 AM
nope, its fine


, and then I went outside and

got in my car....

Emmzee
April 27th, 2007, 07:59 AM
got the thread locked.

can we try to stay away from the obscene?

lets start again from zilla's post i think..
Ok.

Yo Check out This Just Add on watever ya want to Continue the Story. No rules :)

"i Chime Back to home after a shit day of work, only to log onto the computer and find...."
some dumbass trying to backseat mod.

Bodzilla
April 27th, 2007, 08:04 AM
Mums car* cause i'm a broke No good Dirty...

DaneO'Roo
April 27th, 2007, 08:13 AM
Circus performer and am late for my act, where I juggle 3 :downs: dwarfs using my..

:O 777 POSTS FTMFW

It's your lucky day! + rep this post for lolrep from me kthx

Emmzee
April 27th, 2007, 08:33 AM
hands which are...

DaneO'Roo
April 27th, 2007, 08:36 AM
covered in blood from fisting one of the camels back stage.

CtrlAltDestroy
April 27th, 2007, 08:42 AM
An atomic bomb arbitrarily fell out of the sky and killed everyone.

Bodzilla
April 27th, 2007, 08:45 AM
Oh noes My story has Been Lol Nuked Into.....

DaneO'Roo
April 27th, 2007, 08:48 AM
THE INTERNETS


R.I.P thread, you were short, and you were tasty

n00b1n8R
April 27th, 2007, 05:06 PM
where some bastards necro'er decided to bump it and spam about..

Elite Killa
April 27th, 2007, 06:56 PM
the scientific study of pornography,

DaneO'Roo
April 27th, 2007, 07:06 PM
on small lady bugs, they find in their research that they weren't actually ladys, they were....



:awesome:

Atty
April 27th, 2007, 07:07 PM
nothing but dust in the wind.

Neuro Guro
April 27th, 2007, 07:44 PM
Nothing but wind in our face , wind that blew out the candles on our new year's fetus feast , which whould have been better if we had more..

Hurrvish
April 27th, 2007, 07:47 PM
cocks.

Bodzilla
April 27th, 2007, 07:50 PM
"i Chime Back to home after a shit day of work, only to log onto the computer and find...."
that the resident post whore has started spaming about..
polish cocks
and just about every porn site on the web.
i walked in and began raping her almost instantly,
while she spanked my uncle Garfunkle with a studded paddle
i proceeded to take a dump in her mouth, and then urinate in her ears
, and then I went outside and

Originally Posted by n00b1n8R http://www.h2vista.net/forums/h2images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showthread.php?p=54359#post54359)
got the thread locked.

can we try to stay away from the obscene?

lets start again from zilla's post i think..
Ok.
Quote:
Originally Posted by ßðÐŻÍ££å http://www.h2vista.net/forums/h2images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showthread.php?p=54331#post54331)
Yo Check out This Just Add on watever ya want to Continue the Story. No rules :)

"i Chime Back to home after a shit day of work, only to log onto the computer and find...."

some dumbass trying to backseat mod.
got in my car....
Mums car* cause i'm a broke No good Dirty...
Circus performer and am late for my act, where I juggle 3 :downs: dwarfs using my..
hands which are...
covered in blood from fisting one of the camels back stage.

An atomic bomb arbitrarily fell out of the sky and killed everyone.
Oh noes My story has Been Lol Nuked Into.....
THE INTERNETS
where some bastards necro'er decided to bump it and spam about..
the scientific study of pornography,
on small lady bugs, they find in their research that they weren't actually ladys, they were....
nothing but dust in the wind.
Nothing but wind in our face , wind that blew out the candles on our new year's fetus feast , which whould have been better if we had more..
cocks.



Lol this story owns, Best seller anyone :D!

Neuro Guro
April 27th, 2007, 07:52 PM
I pulled out a blunt , only to find that it was completely..

CtrlAltDestroy
April 27th, 2007, 07:59 PM
sharp.

n00b1n8R
April 27th, 2007, 08:03 PM
ross decided that he'd join the thread and say..

Con
April 27th, 2007, 08:06 PM
what what...

CtrlAltDestroy
April 27th, 2007, 08:08 PM
in the MOUTH

n00b1n8R
April 27th, 2007, 08:30 PM
curtesy of monkey incorperated, brining you the finest in purple round..

Con
April 27th, 2007, 09:10 PM
volleyballs, because,

k4is3rxkh40s
April 27th, 2007, 09:16 PM
volleyballs, because,

in able for certain things to pass through a certain hole...

Pred1ator
April 27th, 2007, 09:18 PM
known as a bunghole....

Con
April 27th, 2007, 09:19 PM
you first need to aqquire a...

k4is3rxkh40s
April 27th, 2007, 09:21 PM
You know who with a you know what sticking it you know where because...

Elite Killa
April 27th, 2007, 09:23 PM
it smells too good, also,

n00b1n8R
April 27th, 2007, 09:26 PM
it smells too good, also,
THE MARTIANS WERE COMING, WIELDING THIER...

rossmum
April 27th, 2007, 09:37 PM
Polish cocks and...

Atty
April 27th, 2007, 09:38 PM
candle sticks with anal lube

itszutak
April 27th, 2007, 10:10 PM
and running around giggling and sticking things

Elite Killa
April 27th, 2007, 10:58 PM
to their tits to make them look sexy,

CtrlAltDestroy
April 27th, 2007, 11:01 PM
THEN SUDDENLY JESUS POPPED OUT OF NO WHERE AND...

Elite Killa
April 27th, 2007, 11:02 PM
made 600,000,000 more sexy babes in order to...

CtrlAltDestroy
April 27th, 2007, 11:04 PM
DO HIS EVIL RIGHTEOUS BIDDINGS.

n00b1n8R
April 28th, 2007, 03:45 AM
AT THIS SIGHT, THE DEVIL GOT JEALOUS AND SHOT THE BABES WITH..

nooBBooze
April 28th, 2007, 05:54 AM
his casio-cam and sticked the pics....

n00b1n8R
April 28th, 2007, 06:12 AM
onto fish that happend to be doing the hokey pokey.
that's when the salt relised..

Emmzee
April 28th, 2007, 07:12 AM
onto fish that happend to be doing the hokey pokey.
that's when the salt relised..
one of the Martians had nailed him in the ass with...

n00b1n8R
April 28th, 2007, 07:31 AM
THE PEPPER SHAKER.
AS THE IRONY OF THIS SITUATION OcCOURED TO HIM, THE OBVIOUS COURSE OF ACTION BECAME CLEAR AND THE SALT...

FRain
April 28th, 2007, 04:32 PM
DANCED IN TWENTY CIRCLES AND HAD AN ORGASM

*damn this thread is hilarious.*

k4is3rxkh40s
April 28th, 2007, 04:39 PM
In which he used the pepper's ridiculosly large..

itszutak
April 28th, 2007, 04:49 PM
COCK

Emmzee
April 28th, 2007, 04:54 PM
COCK
which was very swollen and...

Elite Killa
April 28th, 2007, 05:11 PM
had too much sperm so it impregnated...

n00b1n8R
April 28th, 2007, 05:19 PM
the wale.
as pepper wale is a delicacy to the japenese, they quickly launched a fleet of...

Elite Killa
April 28th, 2007, 05:36 PM
noobs armed with dual-wielded nuke-launchers with secondary shit cannon fire so they can revive...

n00b1n8R
April 28th, 2007, 05:40 PM
hog drivers account to take over the world!
at this news, emporer bush decreed...

Emmzee
April 28th, 2007, 05:45 PM
hog drivers account to take over the world!
at this news, emporer bush decreed...
that his title was not spelled "emporer."

k4is3rxkh40s
April 28th, 2007, 06:52 PM
And so shall be called that now, because he cant spell. Causing...

CtrlAltDestroy
April 28th, 2007, 07:00 PM
all the world's nuclear devices to detonate.

Elite Killa
April 28th, 2007, 07:15 PM
And so came Barney the Dinosaur masturbating with...

n00b1n8R
April 28th, 2007, 07:26 PM
chuck noris over..

Con
April 28th, 2007, 07:29 PM
and over...

itszutak
April 28th, 2007, 08:10 PM
and over.

Atty
April 28th, 2007, 08:12 PM
Suddenly across town on the internet...

Emmzee
April 28th, 2007, 08:27 PM
some guy was fapping to...

Atty
April 28th, 2007, 08:28 PM
11/f/CA

Emmzee
April 28th, 2007, 08:30 PM
11/f/CA
Who was morbidly obese and had...

rossmum
April 28th, 2007, 08:32 PM
a serious case of genital warts...

Emmzee
April 28th, 2007, 08:34 PM
a serious case of genital warts...
similar to the ones Champ has, but...

Elite Killa
April 28th, 2007, 08:49 PM
he listen to "the internet is for porn" while he...

Emmzee
April 28th, 2007, 09:16 PM
is masturbating furiously to naked pictures of...

~ZMT~Trace
April 28th, 2007, 09:22 PM
Paris Hilton

rossmum
April 28th, 2007, 09:24 PM
and her mother

Hurrvish
April 28th, 2007, 09:28 PM
who has penis-itis

Elite Killa
April 28th, 2007, 09:29 PM
and was a porno

rossmum
April 28th, 2007, 09:38 PM
star in the 1900s

Hurrvish
April 28th, 2007, 09:39 PM
[period] then theres was a fucking huge anus that

Emmzee
April 28th, 2007, 09:49 PM
suddenly exploded into a bunch of smaller anuses that

~ZMT~Trace
April 28th, 2007, 09:51 PM
raped

n00b1n8R
April 28th, 2007, 10:02 PM
took over goatse with paris hilton stupidity cannons and

Elite Killa
April 28th, 2007, 10:15 PM
humped everyone in this thread while

Atty
April 28th, 2007, 10:18 PM
-rep'ing Elite Killa...

Emmzee
April 28th, 2007, 10:24 PM
and...

Elite Killa
April 28th, 2007, 10:25 PM
scaring the shit out of Elite Killa for a few seconds until...

Atty
April 28th, 2007, 10:27 PM
we move off of Elite Killa and onto the Epic battle that is...

Elite Killa
April 28th, 2007, 10:30 PM
taking place up my butt around the corner.

Emmzee
April 28th, 2007, 10:40 PM
With a left turn at the Kool-Aid stand.

Atty
April 28th, 2007, 10:45 PM
We move out of the immature phase and onto the Epic battle of Internet 1.0 vs 2.0...A war which could spell disaster for us all...

rossmum
April 28th, 2007, 10:47 PM
especially Ross

Elite Killa
April 28th, 2007, 10:53 PM
and his mom...

n00b1n8R
April 29th, 2007, 12:00 AM
.
ross joins the fight for 2.0 with his internetz cannon firing of wiki's about..

rossmum
April 29th, 2007, 12:01 AM
guns and forums and also Poland...

n00b1n8R
April 29th, 2007, 12:27 AM
BUT THE EVIL M$ EMPIRE WOULD NOT TAKE THIS. DESTROYING THE PATHETIC OSX ALLIANCE, THEY AIMED THEIR GUNS STRAIGHT AT...

CtrlAltDestroy
April 29th, 2007, 12:29 AM
your mom

Pooky
April 29th, 2007, 12:29 AM
Who was ugly and fat... and fat... and also ugly.

n00b1n8R
April 29th, 2007, 12:34 AM
strider vega core could not stand these insults to his name, so he pulled out his triangular breasted biped monster and tortured us all with a strip tease. only one man survived this, the man being..

LOL2POSTSIN1MINUTE

CtrlAltDestroy
April 29th, 2007, 12:35 AM
POWER TIMO

Pooky
April 29th, 2007, 12:37 AM
fuck you im 100th

also, timo where r u :saddowns:

stfu ur gay

CtrlAltDestroy
April 29th, 2007, 12:38 AM
huh did i hear something oh wait i didnt becuz i cant hear faggots :downs:

n00b1n8R
April 29th, 2007, 12:40 AM
FFS I JUST REPORTED POST 106 AND THEN YOU GO AND DO 107.

i look like a douche now :3

BACK TO THE STORY.

CtrlAltDestroy
April 29th, 2007, 12:41 AM
no :smith:

Pooky
April 29th, 2007, 12:42 AM
We were telling a story you noob, why would you go reporting posts?

CtrlAltDestroy
April 29th, 2007, 12:43 AM
its part of the story you faggo

n00b1n8R
April 29th, 2007, 12:45 AM
cos that's what your meant to? crazy i know..

so what exactly is the story anyways?

BUT THEN HOGDRIVER BLURTED OUT..

CtrlAltDestroy
April 29th, 2007, 12:45 AM
Once upon a time...

Pooky
April 29th, 2007, 12:46 AM
someone made a really lame story thread...

CtrlAltDestroy
April 29th, 2007, 12:47 AM
he died the next day and everyone was happy

Masterz1337
April 29th, 2007, 12:48 AM
because Leets balls fell off.

Pooky
April 29th, 2007, 12:49 AM
Then masterz picked them up...

CtrlAltDestroy
April 29th, 2007, 12:49 AM
Also, masters got shot on the same day by Dick Cheney.

Pooky
April 29th, 2007, 12:50 AM
only after swallowing leets balls though

CtrlAltDestroy
April 29th, 2007, 12:52 AM
and pooky shouted at the top of his lungs: "...

Pooky
April 29th, 2007, 12:55 AM
I found an apple inside bread! SHIT BUNNIES

n00b1n8R
April 29th, 2007, 12:58 AM
the ripped masterz to shredz to get at the leet ballz and..

Bodzilla
April 29th, 2007, 06:18 AM
Zilla COnsulted the Internet gods (rossmumbo) who used his Leet Reverse Internet Cannon Backflip to Revive The Pookanator so that he could....

DaneO'Roo
April 29th, 2007, 06:28 AM
fondle small islamic orphans with a razor and a finetoothed comb in his car wich happened to be a....

Bodzilla
April 29th, 2007, 06:32 AM
elephant wearing a mustache.

Emmzee
April 29th, 2007, 07:16 AM
This elephant was riding a unicycle and...

n00b1n8R
April 29th, 2007, 07:40 AM
N00B1N8R TRICKED KORNMAN :lol:

Elite Killa
April 29th, 2007, 07:44 AM
into raping Elite Killa and his family while he...

Reaper Man
April 29th, 2007, 08:09 AM
started a cult dedicated to the worship of reaper man.

Elite Killa
April 29th, 2007, 08:29 AM
Then George W. Bush made an alliance with...

Reaper Man
April 29th, 2007, 08:30 AM
his left shoe, only to realise that it was an usurping bastard

Elite Killa
April 29th, 2007, 09:15 AM
named Reaper Man.

rossmum
April 29th, 2007, 09:15 AM
Who noticed his last post didn't actually make sense

:eng101:

Elite Killa
April 29th, 2007, 09:18 AM
I edited it...

Back to the story...

Then Elite killa sprang onto Reaper Man only to realise...

PlasbianX
April 29th, 2007, 09:20 AM
that reaperman was stoned as hell and singing the chicken dance song

Elite Killa
April 29th, 2007, 09:21 AM
and had a gay thing for me and...

rossmum
April 29th, 2007, 09:42 AM
that explains his obsession with you on the old CMT forums...

:downs:

Elite Killa
April 29th, 2007, 12:12 PM
...and that explains why everyone was humped in the old CMT forums...

rossmum
April 29th, 2007, 12:14 PM
This obsession was soon found to be unhealthy by...

Elite Killa
April 29th, 2007, 12:17 PM
Santa Claus and...

Con
April 29th, 2007, 01:18 PM
Santa Claus and...
his furry lovers, the reindeer, who usually...

Elite Killa
April 29th, 2007, 01:21 PM
rape each other in an attempt to make a mass army in order to...

CtrlAltDestroy
April 29th, 2007, 01:25 PM
KILL HARMLESS INSECTS WITH MAGNIFYING GLASSES

Elite Killa
April 29th, 2007, 01:27 PM
and sing Barney songs all day long while killing off...

Hurrvish
April 29th, 2007, 01:31 PM
people who end sentences.

Dole
April 29th, 2007, 01:54 PM
And then... POW!
Michael Richards slides through the door, accompanied by Christopher Walken...

Edit: Ooh, 555 posts.

Elite Killa
April 29th, 2007, 04:55 PM
who had an obsession with everyone in this thread and...

ExAm
April 29th, 2007, 05:03 PM
used his crazy hair to wrap them in cellophane and hang them in his basement.

Elite Killa
April 29th, 2007, 05:06 PM
Along came rossmum one day...

Hurrvish
April 29th, 2007, 05:08 PM
with his internet-to-man canon...

DaneO'Roo
April 29th, 2007, 05:15 PM
while *insert name of person you hate here* got anally fisted by a skinless gorilla wearing a barbedwire mitten, while papercutting his nipples and scrotum with photographs of his wifes dead aborted featus and listening to the sounds of his grandmother being done over with a wooden dildo studded with rusty nails and dipped in metholated spirits, wich caused him to.....




:downs:

flibitijibibo
April 29th, 2007, 05:17 PM
have to buy some more barbed wire mittens, because that fisting did not end well.

Elite Killa
April 29th, 2007, 05:35 PM
Someone made a new forum. Rossmum comes in and...

ExAm
April 29th, 2007, 05:36 PM
Alright, this thread is getting out of control. Seriously, it's getting sick. No more of that.

Hurrvish
April 29th, 2007, 05:39 PM
hey guys! why do it in the h2v forums when you can do it here!

http://www.themostrandombook.com/forums/index.php

Dole
April 29th, 2007, 06:02 PM
while *insert name of person you hate here* got anally fisted by a skinless gorilla wearing a barbedwire mitten, while papercutting his nipples and scrotum with photographs of his wifes dead aborted featus and listening to the sounds of his grandmother being done over with a wooden dildo studded with rusty nails and dipped in metholated spirits, wich caused him to.....




:downs:
... :cop:

Elite Killa
April 29th, 2007, 06:27 PM
Lets start from scratch kids...

One day, a man went to store to buy...

flibitijibibo
April 29th, 2007, 06:29 PM
Halo 2 Vista. Turns out they ran out before it even came out. He went on a killing spree using...

Elite Killa
April 29th, 2007, 06:29 PM
a banana he found at...

CtrlAltDestroy
April 29th, 2007, 06:31 PM
the top of a

flibitijibibo
April 29th, 2007, 06:32 PM
random person's fridge. He killed most of his victims in...

Elite Killa
April 29th, 2007, 06:40 PM
my asshole wielding sex toys and...

CtrlAltDestroy
April 29th, 2007, 06:42 PM
nailclippers.

Though, halfway around the world at that exact moment... !

Hurrvish
April 29th, 2007, 06:48 PM
im sleeping in my bed...

DaneO'Roo
April 29th, 2007, 06:50 PM
Alright, this thread is getting out of control. Seriously, it's getting sick. No more of that.

:smith:



im sleeping in my bed...

with a malnurished monkey skeleton sitting spread eagled on the bed after you exorcised just one of your hourly *makes up word* necroanimalian acts towards it, choking yourself on a doornob with it's intestines, while using it's spinal cord as anal beads and ramming them back and fourth up your ass, each vertebrae collecting more and more shit as it passes in and out, then suddenly, peering through the window at your vile acts is...


:)

RaVNzCRoFT
April 29th, 2007, 06:52 PM
In before fail. Oh, wait... :v

DaneO'Roo
April 29th, 2007, 07:05 PM
I don't know that guys name is he from Poland?

Well, In Before Fail was running to the police station to go tell but.....

CtrlAltDestroy
April 29th, 2007, 07:11 PM
he was much too tired at the moment.

Masterz1337
April 29th, 2007, 07:11 PM
In before fail. Oh, wait... :v
Couldn't agree with this more.

DaneO'Roo
April 29th, 2007, 07:12 PM
:smithicide:

man, I reckon I could make a REALLY fucked up "The Aristocrats!" joke

Elite Killa
April 29th, 2007, 07:15 PM
he was much too tired at the moment.
So he went to Office Depot to complain to the manager that...

DaneO'Roo
April 29th, 2007, 07:16 PM
he had a severed dog penis lodged up his nose


lmao I can see a :lock: coming

Hurrvish
April 29th, 2007, 07:16 PM
he has stomach aches.

Elite Killa
April 29th, 2007, 07:17 PM
he had a severed dog penis lodged up his nose
We'll go with this one.

and his backhairs constantly smacked his wife in bed...

DaneO'Roo
April 29th, 2007, 07:19 PM
so she ripped them off and stuffed them in her ears like cotton balls, to muffle the whimpering coming from her husbands gimp closet

Lol, I killed ithttp://img133.imageshack.us/img133/6136/lollazarxb0.gif

CtrlAltDestroy
April 29th, 2007, 07:24 PM
THEN SUDDENLY !!

DaneO'Roo
April 29th, 2007, 07:26 PM
>:U

A GIMP BROKE FREE OF THE CLOSET, HES ONLY GOT 1 OPTION, WHERE DOES HE MAKE HIS ESCAPE??

Elite Killa
April 29th, 2007, 07:34 PM
BUT WAIT! HE ALSO HAS ANOTHER OPTION! SHOULD I RAPE THE SEXY WOMAN IN THE BED?

DaneO'Roo
April 29th, 2007, 07:36 PM
YES HE SHOULD, WHERE DOES HE START?

jcap
April 29th, 2007, 07:44 PM
Can't tell you where it starts, but here's where it ends.

This thread sucks almost as hard as the "2012.. the end or a new beginning." thread at GBX...