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Limited
May 15th, 2011, 07:53 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1387272/Man-dies-falling-balcony-planking-prank.html

Bizarre internet craze 'planking' claims its first victim after man plunges from balcony to his death.

An Australian man has plunged to his death after taking part in a new internet craze known as 'planking.

Acton Beale, 20, fell from the balcony of a block of flats in Brisbane, Queensland, after he tried to 'plank' on some railing.

This is thought to be the first time someone has actually died from the growing craze in which people lie face down in unusual place before taking pictures and uploading them onto the internet.

Who the heck has ever heard of this 'craze' planking? I've never heard of it, maybe its not an English forte.

Sucks though, such a young age to die =\.

TVTyrant
May 15th, 2011, 07:59 AM
Who the heck has ever heard of this 'craze' planking? I've never heard of it, maybe its not an English forte.

Sucks though, such a young age to die =\.
The fuck is planking?

Only thing that came up on Google:
http://www.nexusmarine.com/images/29%27Nexus/Construction/2009_02110001_start_planking_above.jpg

Pretty sure thats NOT whats being referenced... Or is it :-3

Limited
May 15th, 2011, 08:12 AM
Apparently its doing this.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/05/15/article-1387272-0C12E8AF00000578-59_468x286.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/05/15/article-1387272-0C12E95F00000578-274_468x286.jpg

Rainbow Dash
May 15th, 2011, 08:16 AM
what the fuck

Patrickssj6
May 15th, 2011, 09:30 AM
natural selection couldn't be any easier :woop:

Rainbow Dash
May 15th, 2011, 09:33 AM
Yeah that ^^

Rainbow Dash
May 15th, 2011, 11:39 AM
Additionally, we need more internet fads that lead to the deaths of idiots.

Patrickssj6
May 15th, 2011, 12:27 PM
Nature has used natural selection.

It is very effective!

Cortexian
May 15th, 2011, 10:23 PM
:fail:

Bodzilla
May 15th, 2011, 10:55 PM
The incident, in Brisbane, Australia follows the arrest of a 20-year-old man who was found planking on the roof of a police car, also in Queensland.

LMFAO.

cheezdue
May 15th, 2011, 11:13 PM
I'm wondering how the hell could planking be fun on top of a foosball table. :l

PlasbianX
May 15th, 2011, 11:24 PM
Odd.. I thought planking was when you laid horizontally on top of someone face to face while naked..

Kornman00
May 15th, 2011, 11:28 PM
Internet craze? More like Facebook craze. Facebook != Internet. Internet != Facebook. Planking != Internet craze.

However, keep up the "good work" plankers! We sure won't miss you in our gene pool.

Hope that kid on top of the squad car had a friend catch an awesome shot of himself planking in the backseat as they rolled away. Maybe he'll get an even better shot of himself getting Planked in his holding cell by some sheela.

:facepalm:

Hotrod
May 15th, 2011, 11:46 PM
Yes...because pretending to be a piece of wood definitely seems fun...Though it is tragic for somebody to die, especially at such a young age.

Kornman00
May 16th, 2011, 01:51 AM
Fuck plank

It's all about Log.

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sleepy1212
May 16th, 2011, 07:32 AM
fun for a boy and a girl!

TVTyrant
May 16th, 2011, 12:50 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVHtDoPLkAM

Donut
May 16th, 2011, 04:42 PM
so i heard about this on the radio the day after i first saw this thread, and tbqh aside from this thread, i had never heard of it before it was on the radio. so no, not an internet craze. something tells me the next time i hear about this will be from my sister...

im just waiting for some idiot to use this for ammo against the internet.

E: what idiot decided planking was the new thing? even urban dictionary doesnt have an entry for it, aside from the unrelated fictional sex act.

Bodzilla
May 20th, 2011, 03:29 AM
i was laughing so hard i couldnt breathe today.

my job (woolworths) today came out with a special team meating specifically on this and how it's banned in the workforce.

8 people across australia in woolies has lost their jobs for planking, woolworths made the front page over it AND another guy is in hospital after trying to plank on the boot of a moving car.
surprisingly he fell off (who would of thought that would happen) hit his head has brain damage and is in a coma lmfao.

Rainbow Dash
May 20th, 2011, 05:01 AM
humanity is such a joke haha

Guardian
May 20th, 2011, 09:07 AM
Never heard about it till someone died. Now it seems to be the thing to do at my Uni accomidation -_-

Rainbow Dash
May 20th, 2011, 09:25 AM
good

this can only turn the human race for the better.

Hotrod
May 20th, 2011, 12:23 PM
8 people across australia in woolies has lost their jobs for planking, woolworths made the front page over it AND another guy is in hospital after trying to plank on the boot of a moving car.
surprisingly he fell off (who would of thought that would happen) hit his head has brain damage and is in a coma lmfao.
*facepalm*

Next thing you know some idiot is gonna decide to plank on a busy railroad, and then people will complain that he got run over by a train.

Bodzilla
May 20th, 2011, 01:08 PM
oh his dads already blamed the internet and facebook.

personally i blame the parent.

leorimolo
May 20th, 2011, 01:44 PM
oh his dads already blamed the internet and facebook.

personally i blame the parent.

Why? When you hit your teens you are pretty much on your own.

Rainbow Dash
May 20th, 2011, 02:56 PM
*facepalm*

Next thing you know some idiot is gonna decide to plank on a busy railroad, and then people will complain that he got run over by a train.

I FUCKING hope so

Cortexian
May 21st, 2011, 04:45 AM
I FUCKING hope so
.

Donut
May 22nd, 2011, 01:21 AM
Why? When you hit your teens you are pretty much on your own.
so blame the kid then. if youre stupid enough to do this shit that is nobody's fault but your own, and possibly the people who raised you.
either way, the fucking internet is not responsible for this.
E: i still havent heard about it at all except in this thread and that one quick mention in the news on the radio a while ago.

TVTyrant
May 22nd, 2011, 05:31 PM
A friend of mine has a picture on her FB of it, but I don't think its intentional since she is moving her arms around in the pictures.

PlasbianX
May 22nd, 2011, 05:40 PM
I think I'm gonna do this tonight just to say I did.

Rainbow Dash
May 22nd, 2011, 05:43 PM
Good, I hope you die and stop cluttering up our genepool.

:3

TVTyrant
May 22nd, 2011, 06:07 PM
I think I'm gonna do this tonight just to say I did.
Post results ITT.