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Limited
January 22nd, 2007, 05:30 PM
Wow...I didnt even think ebay allows this but

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/New-Life-for-Sale_W0QQitemZ110078904033QQihZ001QQcategoryZ324QQ ssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotohosti ng


sry if this was posted on gbx, but i dont go there :rolleyes:

Metkil5685
January 22nd, 2007, 05:38 PM
That is just just sad. If you need money that much, then you shouldn't live.

RaVNzCRoFT
January 22nd, 2007, 05:38 PM
wtf. Get laid.

DaneO'Roo
January 22nd, 2007, 05:41 PM
LOLWTF

that dude need to get a ....

uh



good ole Aussies :)

Btd69
January 22nd, 2007, 05:48 PM
What's even sadder is the current bid.

WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ
January 22nd, 2007, 06:12 PM
Indeed. 10,000+ $

rossmum
January 22nd, 2007, 06:35 PM
Ugh.

What the fuck is the world coming to?

RaVNzCRoFT
January 22nd, 2007, 07:23 PM
Ugh.

What the fuck is the world coming to?

Well apparently, moronic Virgins using eBay.

mR_r0b0to
January 22nd, 2007, 07:46 PM
ROFL

rossmum
January 22nd, 2007, 07:48 PM
Well apparently, moronic Virgins using eBay.
Good point.

Emmzee
January 22nd, 2007, 08:12 PM
Scam tbh.

IPBJT!
January 22nd, 2007, 08:30 PM
W.T.F. is that!? The worse is that some people will buy this "new life"

OmegaDragon
January 22nd, 2007, 10:01 PM
*bids*
XD that is hilarious most definitely a joke or a prank on some guy.

Pooky
January 22nd, 2007, 10:17 PM
What... the bloody fuck.

Teroh
January 22nd, 2007, 10:19 PM
Sounds like a good life! /sarcasm

Btd69
January 22nd, 2007, 10:28 PM
I'd rape the chicks that he 'flirts with' and then cause I was under his name, he goes to jail!

Yayz for ebae

rossmum
January 23rd, 2007, 12:32 AM
I'd rape the chicks that he 'flirts with' and then cause I was under his name, he goes to jail!

Yayz for ebae
:ohsnap:

Ahh, the possibilities... :rolleyes:

Mr Buckshot
January 23rd, 2007, 12:56 AM
This thread burns my eyes.

Atty
January 23rd, 2007, 03:13 AM
I'm selling my personality on eBay next week.

rossmum
January 23rd, 2007, 04:50 AM
I'm selling my personality on eBay next week.
Good luck with that.

Just kidding.

Possibly.

Limited
January 23rd, 2007, 04:50 AM
Didnt some one else try to sell their sense of humor on ebay too?

rossmum
January 23rd, 2007, 05:06 AM
I can see how that would've worked.

Btd69
January 23rd, 2007, 06:33 AM
I should sell my GBX account on E-bay; I mean.. everyone wants to be me.

rossmum
January 23rd, 2007, 06:51 AM
Do it, do it! :D

An Emu
January 23rd, 2007, 08:59 AM
i would prolly pay $50 for it

Syuusuke
January 23rd, 2007, 01:00 PM
Uh...

Ok, um, hmm, what the hell?

Cortexian
January 23rd, 2007, 01:15 PM
My dad sold an old magazine for $5,000 on eBay a couple of years ago... It was from a long time ago, shows how stupid people are...

Magazine - $5,000
Life - $7,500
For everything else theres mastercard.

Hurrvish
January 23rd, 2007, 05:46 PM
congratulations, you have made me rofl like i never have before you get a cookie :-D
i still cant believe how retarded people are. he must be desperate for money
EDIT: WTF!? 7500 AU dollars!? that guys life isnt even worth 2 yen!!
for reference
2 Japanese yen = 0.0164581962 U.S. dollar
2 Japanese yen = 0.020854278 Australian dollar

RaVNzCRoFT
January 23rd, 2007, 05:52 PM
So you're saying a poor Japanese man could buy this guy's life?

I have nothing else to say. :v

Edward Elrich
January 23rd, 2007, 05:54 PM
Wow, until I read the description, I thought he was trying to lure someone to buy it so he could accuse them of identity theft. He contradicts himself in it, too. Who sees it?

Hurrvish
January 23rd, 2007, 05:56 PM
they say that hes illiterate....
typical, lol

rossmum
January 23rd, 2007, 10:51 PM
they say that hes illiterate....
typical, lol
And George Bush says he has a new plan, but we all know what happened there.

Atty
January 24th, 2007, 02:44 AM
If eBay was to sell itself would it sell itself on itself?

rossmum
January 24th, 2007, 03:01 AM
...Headache...

Would that even work?

n00b1n8R
January 24th, 2007, 05:47 AM
lol.

who would enforce the big?

and what's eBay's rep?
n00b out

Limited
January 24th, 2007, 07:10 AM
Sold for $5879 US dollars rofl owned

rossmum
January 24th, 2007, 07:26 AM
Zing.

Even I'm worth more than that.

Jelly
January 24th, 2007, 10:56 AM
I'm going to sell some hair from my arse on there. Feel free to bid.

Limited
January 24th, 2007, 03:08 PM
I'm going to sell some hair from my arse on there. Feel free to bid.Hahaha, some dude would probably buy it and make a moustache with it :)

rossmum
January 24th, 2007, 06:57 PM
OH THE MENTAL IMAGES

:suicide:

Mr Buckshot
January 25th, 2007, 02:04 AM
I'm selling my white blood cells on ebay.

rossmum
January 25th, 2007, 04:29 AM
Will they let you?

Atty
January 25th, 2007, 05:11 AM
Biological products are not allowed to be sold on eBay.

rossmum
January 25th, 2007, 05:21 AM
...Didn't think so.

Limited
January 25th, 2007, 05:23 AM
Cant sell biological products? Damn, I got lots of spare biological products that some places are happy to pay for it ;)

Atty
January 25th, 2007, 05:35 AM
Cant sell biological products? Damn, I got lots of spare biological products that some places are happy to pay for it ;)No one wants your semen. Sorry.

someone
January 25th, 2007, 08:32 AM
ROFL. Can't stop laughing about it:XD:

Limited
January 25th, 2007, 10:13 AM
No one wants your semen. Sorry.Amanda does, but she doesnt pay :D

ExAm
January 25th, 2007, 11:24 AM
Lawl. I heard this on NPR a couple of days ago. Ross, don't you live in New South Wales?

Pred1ator
January 25th, 2007, 11:29 AM
wow... a man whore....

a man who sells his body..

RaVNzCRoFT
January 25th, 2007, 03:20 PM
You are bidding on one (1) purple, ribbed, rubber pleasure toy. Sold as is, $29.99 with additional shipping charges.

rossmum
January 26th, 2007, 02:29 AM
Lawl. I heard this on NPR a couple of days ago. Ross, don't you live in New South Wales?
Yes.

No you can't fucking buy me. D:

THEdarkLord
January 26th, 2007, 10:27 PM
i wonder if lesbians buy prostitutes....

rossmum
January 27th, 2007, 01:01 AM
Man did this thread ever derail fast.

Why don't you ask one next time you see one?

Teroh
January 27th, 2007, 01:58 AM
What the hell is wrong with you people?

Freaks.