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PlasbianX
December 23rd, 2007, 05:01 PM
...shit out of!!?!?!

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

My score:
You could take on 28 five year old kids in a fight.


And while you are at it:
http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/zombie (whats your chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse?)

Myscore:
You Have a 56% Chance of Survival!

hobojoe
December 23rd, 2007, 05:05 PM
Lol.

My Score:
I could take on 26 five year old kids.

DrunkenSamus
December 23rd, 2007, 05:13 PM
I can take on 15 five year old kids, lmao. Some of the questions were pretty hilarious and unnecessary.

TPE
December 23rd, 2007, 05:24 PM
I can take on 25

I couldn't stop laughing at this question:

During the fight, would you feel morally comfortable picking up a child and using him/her as a weapon to throw at other children?

Amit
December 23rd, 2007, 05:25 PM
Says I can take 18 5 year-olds and 46% chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse.

JunkfoodMan
December 23rd, 2007, 05:32 PM
31 five year old kids, lol.

Archon23
December 23rd, 2007, 05:32 PM
I can take on 25, and I have a 58% chances of surviving a zombie apocolyspe.

n00b1n8R
December 23rd, 2007, 05:33 PM
apparently, 30 midgets are going down :haw:

oh and a 56% chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse.

Emmzee
December 23rd, 2007, 05:35 PM
You could take on 26 five year old kids in a fight.

E:
You Have a 71% Chance of Survival!

HDoan
December 23rd, 2007, 05:52 PM
I can take on 22 five year old kids and I have a 66% chance of survival yay!

flibitijibibo
December 23rd, 2007, 05:57 PM
I can take on 30 five year old kids and I have an 81% chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse. Woo.

Tweek
December 23rd, 2007, 06:01 PM
25 kids, 46% survival

Con
December 23rd, 2007, 06:05 PM
-26 kids

e:
dead body worth $5465.00

Nugga117
December 23rd, 2007, 06:06 PM
26 kids, 60% chance of survival

FlyingStone
December 23rd, 2007, 06:08 PM
Screw it.
43% Of surviving a zombie attack
.

Random
December 23rd, 2007, 06:17 PM
27 five year old kids :/
Once you get one down and use it as a bat, I think I could do more then that. Anyhow they are the right hight for kicking their face easily.

Syuusuke
December 23rd, 2007, 06:37 PM
Lol I took this test in my class.

I answered most of the questions un-honestly and got 30 kids =)

Boba
December 23rd, 2007, 06:50 PM
I can take on 3 kids, I have an 88% chance of surviving of zombies, and my body is worth $5665.

klange
December 23rd, 2007, 06:54 PM
30 five year olds and a 75% chance of surviving a Zombie apocalypse, my body is worth $5300 (dang it...), I'm 82% geek, 0% addicted to Apple, I scored a 60% (social drinker) on the alcohol one (I've never consumed any alcohol in my life, but I watched a few alcohol-related shows on the History Channel), 146,639 people died the day I was born, my body produces 284 watts of electricity, there are 2,247,000 germs on my keyboard, scored an 86% on the Internet Quiz, am 26% addicting to blogging (I swear to god they're news posts), named 55 HTML elements in 5 minutes (I missed those ones no ever uses), scored a 93% on the blogger spelling test, named 77 CSS properties in 7 minutes, 80% on the 8th grade science thing, and that's all of the quizzes I felt compelled to take.

nooBBooze
December 23rd, 2007, 07:20 PM
wtf only 60% chance of survival? thats utter BS. its more like 100% as i already have worked out a few scenarios.:v
now, idk how to manufacture explosive thingys but i guess if i keep aiming for the tanks of the cars theres nothing that could possibly go wrong.

Emmzee
December 23rd, 2007, 07:30 PM
i guess if i keep aiming for the tanks of the cars theres nothing that could possibly go wrong.
That's what the United States Army thought at Yonkers, but we all know how that turned out.

OmegaDragon
December 23rd, 2007, 08:35 PM
30 5 year olds
62% chance of survival for zombies
Dead body is worth $5215

Roostervier
December 23rd, 2007, 08:43 PM
29 five year olds and a 58% chance of surviving. :|

e: 147,915 people died on my birthday. D:

My dead body is worth


$5765!
26% Geek, and 0% addicted to apple
I produce 347 watts

~ZMT~Trace
December 23rd, 2007, 09:51 PM
I can take on 25 5 year olds, have a 56% chance survival, and my body is worth $5690.

DrunkenSamus
December 23rd, 2007, 10:23 PM
I just noticed, if you pick the worst possible answers (short arms, very short height, overweight etc...), then you can only beat 1 five year old kid. Lmao.

SnaFuBAR
December 23rd, 2007, 10:39 PM
31 of the little bastards and wow, i wasn't expecting it, but... 77% chance of survival. awesome.

DrunkenSamus
December 23rd, 2007, 11:06 PM
I have a 41% chance of survival -_-.

Archon23
December 23rd, 2007, 11:12 PM
I'm 86% Geek and my body is worth $5600.

Huero
December 23rd, 2007, 11:23 PM
Hmm.
26 5 year olds.
49% Chance of survival.
Rad enough.

p0lar_bear
December 24th, 2007, 12:28 AM
15 little brats and 41% survival rate.

I'm pathetic. :smithicide:

Fuck you, moral compass.

Kornman00
December 24th, 2007, 04:24 AM
I'd get an Invincible! medal before someone broke my spree (ie, 30) / I would live long enough to be in the sequel to some zombie movie (ie, 77%) / 145,041 people died on my birthday / my dead body is worth 5.4 grand / I fucked Atty's sister last night.

n00b1n8R
December 24th, 2007, 04:56 AM
Apparently my body is worth $5700 :O

also, I lol'd at the mac quiz:

Do your friends and family call you for technical support when their mac has issues?
no because mac's never get problems :downs:
and I'm 10% addicted to apple because my parents got me an ipod nano for xmas and I know what leopard is :hurrr:

72% C- on "how much do you know about the internet".
and 1,796,600 (equiv of 360 toilet seats worth of) jerms on my keyboard :(

brb i'm going to go wash my hands.

Dr Nick
December 24th, 2007, 06:08 AM
You could take on 25 five year old kids in a fight.

E: Also 54% chance of surviving.

Random
December 24th, 2007, 07:19 AM
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $6650!

DAWN
December 24th, 2007, 09:02 AM
i can take on 20, 5 year olds
and i have a 62% chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse.

Mass
December 24th, 2007, 11:41 AM
I got 100% on that booze test.
I lol'd.

Limited
December 24th, 2007, 02:28 PM
You could take on 25 five year old kids in a fight.


Rock on
You Have a 38% Chance of Survival!
I'm fucked, unless the zombies are 5 year olds..

Beer Test
Your Score: 88% Your level: DRUNKARD

Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4325!

armoman92
December 24th, 2007, 02:40 PM
35

TeeKup
December 24th, 2007, 03:22 PM
12 5 year olds.

56% in a zombie apocalypse.

Ki11a_FTW
December 24th, 2007, 03:52 PM
You could take on 32 five year old kids in a fight.


:awesome:

ExAm
December 24th, 2007, 04:13 PM
I can take on 13 5 year olds (I was actually being honest) and have a 17% chance of survival in the event of a zombie apocalypse. I'm too nice :(

Flyboy
December 24th, 2007, 04:20 PM
25 five year olds. And a 57% chance of surviving a zombie invasion.

TeeKup
December 24th, 2007, 04:38 PM
I can take on 13 5 year olds (I was actually being honest) and have a 17% chance of survival in the event of a zombie apocalypse. I'm too nice :(

That will get you killed one day.

PlasbianX
December 24th, 2007, 05:07 PM
The question is, am I a sick freak for googling how to determine how many little kids asses I could kick? :o

Con
December 24th, 2007, 05:10 PM
no, we've all wondered it

jahrain
December 24th, 2007, 05:12 PM
34 lol

DaneO'Roo
December 24th, 2007, 05:56 PM
26 Kids

My dead body is worth $5565

I have a 55% chance of survival

Who died on my birthday(kinda):

1574 - King Charles IX of France

1431 - Joan of Arc, French heroine and saint (burned at the stake)

:3 (The rest were just musicians and physicists and shit like that)

Bastinka
December 24th, 2007, 06:19 PM
My score: You could take on 36 5 year olds. (I cheated :-3 )

Zombie: I have a 83% chance of survival. Probably because my town is very very small and I live out of town in the middle of literally nowhere. This time I didn't cheat.

Xetsuei
December 24th, 2007, 06:31 PM
28 5 year olds I could beat up, 57% chance of surviving zombies. My body is worth $4,215.

Bodzilla
December 25th, 2007, 12:44 AM
27 5 year olds and a 60% chance of surviving the Zombies.

i somehow feel i could do more :(

Bastinka
December 25th, 2007, 01:23 AM
i somehow feel i could do more :(
5 year olds can bite, scratch and kick pretty nastily, I wouldn't try it in the first place :)

Bodzilla
December 25th, 2007, 07:31 AM
yes but i have pubic hair.

nothing beats pubes.
not ever.

Terry
December 25th, 2007, 08:03 AM
Apparently I can take on 22 kids and I have a 79% chance of survival.

I didn't cheat for either, but I'd have gotten higher if only I could morally fight those kids D:

Also, Merry christmas :D

Cortexian
December 25th, 2007, 10:30 AM
29 five year olds.

I'm going to go eat Christmas breakfast now.

DrunkenSamus
December 25th, 2007, 12:43 PM
If you were fighting for something or someone very important, you could surely take on twice the amount of kids you could normally beat.

Flyboy
December 26th, 2007, 01:31 AM
yes but i have pubic hair.

nothing beats pubes.
not ever.

I have pubic hair...on my face...

Bastinka
December 26th, 2007, 02:08 AM
yes but i have pubic hair.

nothing beats pubes.
not ever.
They come armed with Razorblades and Shavers to get rid of that, they're smarter than you think. :)

ExAm
December 26th, 2007, 03:17 AM
They come armed with RazorbladesEspecially the emo kids. Watch out for them.

n00b1n8R
December 26th, 2007, 03:29 AM
Especially the emo kids. Watch out for them.

why? they'd likely run infront of your foot to get something else to complain about?

Neuro Guro
December 26th, 2007, 10:50 AM
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ima_from_America
December 26th, 2007, 10:55 AM
Especially the emo kids. Watch out for them.
They'd be likely to beat you with a Tickle me Emo Doll.

@Neuro: Holy shit. This makes me feel like Rob looking at potatoes for some reason.

DrunkenSamus
December 26th, 2007, 07:23 PM
They'd be likely to beat you with a Tickle me Emo Doll.

@Neuro: Holy shit. This makes me feel like Rob looking at potatoes for some reason.

Dear God, what is WRONG with you?

Oh Never mind, I just reminded Rob's thread about those bacterial rotting potatoes in his pantry that attacked him.:lol:

legionaire45
December 27th, 2007, 01:33 AM
I could take on 23 little downs sufferers and win. I have a 48% chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse (only because my crossbow doesn't count as a firearm + the reload would take forever and I would get rushed by a fuck load of them =[ ) and I am 72% Geek.

NuggetWarmer
May 3rd, 2008, 12:20 AM
I can take 30 5 year olds and have a 62% of survival. :D

EDIT: God damnit, old thread.

Pooky
May 3rd, 2008, 12:26 AM
20 5 year olds, 63% chance of survival.

Agamemnon
May 3rd, 2008, 12:33 AM
32 five-year-olds and a 55% of survival.

Pooky
May 3rd, 2008, 12:37 AM
I'm sensing a trend here... apparently people who can beat up 5 year olds are poorly suited to withstanding zombies.

Bad Waffle
May 3rd, 2008, 12:39 AM
nah, i had a 84 percent zombie survival, and 38 5 year olds. I'm violent without rules.

Pooky
May 3rd, 2008, 12:39 AM
You're the exception that proves the rule.

Zeph
May 3rd, 2008, 12:49 AM
31 brats and 74% chance of zombie survival.

Agamemnon
May 3rd, 2008, 12:51 AM
I'm sensing a trend here... apparently people who can beat up 5 year olds are poorly suited to withstanding zombies.
Zombie survival has a couple of stupid questions. I.E. Needing a gun to survive. Though I know the one that brings down my score is that I vote I would sacrifice myself to ensure a group of survivors would live on. Tbh a trade off of one versus many is a lot better then you running away to live alone again (and that's to say if push comes to shove).

Pooky
May 3rd, 2008, 12:54 AM
Either option is futile cause you can't stop the zombies anyway D:

May as well just run into a crowd with a grenade and an hero

n00b1n8R
May 3rd, 2008, 12:58 AM
What's so bad about being a zombie anyway?

Agamemnon
May 3rd, 2008, 01:00 AM
That's like saying, "What's so bad about having a headcrab attached to your head?"

n00b1n8R
May 3rd, 2008, 01:15 AM
Not really.
Being possessed by trans-dimensional aliens isn't the same as having some kind of virus-thing.

Agamemnon
May 3rd, 2008, 01:16 AM
Headcrabs don't just possess you, they literally transform your body. Your organs pour out, and, all the while, you are completely powerless to this change, but always aware, feeling this pain, watching in horror at what you do.

Basically it's like being taken over by the Flood.

Which is basically like being infested by the Zerg.

:/

Pooky
May 3rd, 2008, 01:19 AM
Headcrabs don't just possess you, they literally transform your body. Your organs pour out, and, all the while, you are completely powerless to this change, but always aware, feeling this pain, watching in horror at what you do.

Basically it's like being taken over by the Flood.

Which is basically like being infested by the Zerg.

:/
Don't do that, you're going to make me feel pity for the zombies I'm slaughtering D:

Also mb you should l2 half life 1 n00b, the zombies in that game were way more scary.

The part where theres a dude sitting there twitching in front of the TV while a headcrab digs into his flesh really freaked me out D:

Agamemnon
May 3rd, 2008, 01:21 AM
Don't do that, you're going to make me feel pity for the zombies I'm slaughtering D:

Also mb you should l2 half life 1 n00b, the zombies in that game were way more scary.

The part where theres a dude sitting there twitching in front of the TV while a headcrab digs into his flesh really freaked me out D:
You should play F.E.A.R. D:

Pooky
May 3rd, 2008, 01:23 AM
You should play F.E.A.R. D:

Actually I have, that game gave me nightmares, no kidding. And it wasn't even the parts where the game was trying to be scary that did it, it was all those super quiet parts where nothings going on and I was waiting for something to happen.

Of course, I always played it at night when I was tired and with the volume turned way up and the lights off :p

Agamemnon
May 3rd, 2008, 01:29 AM
Yeah, the worst parts was really anticipating it. Christ, I remember I nearly jumped because I knocked over a phone and it clanged so loud on the floor that I shot up the whole room. Talk about mindfuck.

n00b1n8R
May 3rd, 2008, 04:47 AM
Yeah, getting headcrabbed sucks, but what's so bad about generic brain-eating zombies?

ItsMeTerror
May 3rd, 2008, 06:03 AM
You Have a 76% Chance of Survival!


32 Kids XD

Patrickssj6
May 3rd, 2008, 06:09 AM
You Have a 1% Chance of Survival!


Fuck...I missed one question.

I might add that I'm a Communist. If they are Zombies, we all are. :haw:

nooBBooze
May 3rd, 2008, 06:31 AM
90% chance of survival.
i think in case of a zombie apocalypse it really helps to be a white male or a non-whore female older than 18. anything else would be too much of a risk.
also, being the only black person in a group of people equals a death sentence.

Bodzilla
May 3rd, 2008, 06:52 AM
:lmao:

Hotrod
May 3rd, 2008, 08:13 AM
I could take on 19 5 year old in a fight, not that bad.

I have a 54% chance of surviving a Zombie attack, I guess it's because of my morals, if I wouldn't go sacrifice myself, I would probably have a better chance of survival.

Pyong Kawaguchi
May 3rd, 2008, 08:52 AM
23 5 year olds and 58% chance of survival

Disaster
May 3rd, 2008, 09:13 AM
I can take on 28 5 year olds and have a 70% chance of survival.

Sel
May 3rd, 2008, 10:32 AM
You could take on 29 five year old kids in a fight.

You Have a 46% Chance of Survival!

itszutak
May 3rd, 2008, 10:47 AM
25 five-year-olds.

47% chance of survival.

Didn't I post in this thread a few months back?

Monopoly
May 3rd, 2008, 10:58 AM
You could take on 38 five year old kids in a fight.

~ZMT~Trace
May 3rd, 2008, 11:08 AM
26 five year olds.
and
45% chance of survival.