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Atty
February 12th, 2008, 11:43 PM
Are epic fail, don't buy them.

n00b1n8R
February 13th, 2008, 12:07 AM
elaborate.

Kornman00
February 13th, 2008, 12:08 AM
Same goes for their climax control. I have never been more worried about my manhood before I used one of those ;_;

paladin
February 13th, 2008, 12:10 AM
The lube on the "Ultra Ribbed" gave me a rash and the regs cut my circulation off, thus disabling my wiener.

Bad Waffle
February 13th, 2008, 12:13 AM
then buy bigger ones, noob!

Bodzilla
February 13th, 2008, 12:21 AM
cut my circulation off, thus disabling my wiener.
L2BDSM :)

paladin
February 13th, 2008, 12:22 AM
L2BDSM :)
WTF?

It embarrassing, 7-11 only has them and the Indian guy (seriously) laughed at me last time.

n00b1n8R
February 13th, 2008, 12:39 AM
suggest that he's jealous you need moar next time. :downs:


L2BDSM :)

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DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: :S
The Real Ziz Lady: oh dont act like you've never thought of it :D
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: idk wtf it means
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: :S
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: bdsm wtf
The Real Ziz Lady: Bondage
The Real Ziz Lady: domination
The Real Ziz Lady: submition
The Real Ziz Lady: and Machines
The Real Ziz Lady: :D
The Real Ziz Lady: :D
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: >______________>
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: :sick:
The Real Ziz Lady: oh you've thought about it :D:gonk:

Bodzilla
February 13th, 2008, 12:42 AM
so you havnt thought about it?

well i've thought about using it on you.
:raise:

<3

n00b1n8R
February 13th, 2008, 12:46 AM
http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-gonk.gif

Bad Waffle
February 13th, 2008, 12:53 AM
L2BDSM :)

just shut up now, for gods sake

Bodzilla
February 13th, 2008, 12:54 AM
woah,

touched a nerve? :-3

Bad Waffle
February 13th, 2008, 01:04 AM
oh you play, you sly foxy thing you...

Bodzilla
February 13th, 2008, 01:14 AM
Mb is wasnt a nerve then http://d2tclan.org/forumz/style_emoticons/smilies/sly.gif

n00b1n8R
February 13th, 2008, 01:42 AM
I'm still curious as to how these condoms are supposed to "share" pleasure :S

Atty
February 13th, 2008, 08:36 AM
Its supposed to create a warming sensation on your cock while fucking and do the same for the woman. All it did was break, epic fail. No warming sensation, even the mainly fail worthy KY Warming Massage Oil is better.

PenGuin1362
February 13th, 2008, 01:20 PM
l2durex nub

Emmzee
February 13th, 2008, 01:40 PM
I have a complaint about Trojan condoms.

The Magnum XL ones are too small.

Kornman00
February 13th, 2008, 01:57 PM
woah,

touched a nerve? :-3
you forgot:
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a124/boysofsheahem/blog%20graphics%202/captionwinner.jpg
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a124/boysofsheahem/blog%20graphics%202/1200984172_110-1.jpg

Bodzilla
February 13th, 2008, 02:03 PM
Pineapple?

who wants a big black sock :D?

PlasbianX
February 13th, 2008, 02:08 PM
Condoms? Pfft. Scissors and a plastic bag ftw ;o

Bodzilla
February 13th, 2008, 02:12 PM
what do u need condoms for if you go in the pooper :-3

Limited
February 13th, 2008, 02:17 PM
Trojan, what kind of f'd up name is that for a condom, your invading her pussy? wtf..

Durex ftw.

Roostervier
February 13th, 2008, 02:26 PM
No no, it's called Trojan because it's meant for those bearing horses. :-3

PlasbianX
February 13th, 2008, 02:28 PM
No no, it's called Trojan because it's meant for those bearing horses. :-3

Mines a stallion.

Roostervier
February 13th, 2008, 02:28 PM
Yet you use plastic bags. :gonk:

Kornman00
February 13th, 2008, 02:39 PM
who wants a big black sock :D?
mwahahahahahahaha

n00b1n8R
February 13th, 2008, 04:08 PM
IIT virgins pretend to know about condoms.

Emmzee
February 13th, 2008, 04:09 PM
IIT virgins pretend to know about condoms.
Wrong things in bold.

TeeKup
February 13th, 2008, 05:22 PM
what do u need condoms for if you go in the pooper :-3

So you don't get aids?

paladin
February 13th, 2008, 09:12 PM
So you don't get aids?

Thats what Garlic and Ginger Root oil is for... at least according to the South African Government.

TeeKup
February 13th, 2008, 09:22 PM
Thats what Garlic and Ginger Root oil is for... at least according to the South African Government.

I'd rather not put that anywhere near my penis thanks.

paladin
February 13th, 2008, 09:36 PM
Just quoting the SA. gov.

dg
February 13th, 2008, 10:35 PM
I don't understand why you would buy any of the "specialty" condoms.

If it's not broke, don't fix it. Classic, in the size you need, is the best for all situations. I've never tried anything else and only had a broken condom once. Tried and true.

paladin
February 13th, 2008, 11:29 PM
I already said the regs dont fit. They cut off my circulation.

Bodzilla
February 14th, 2008, 12:31 AM
it makes it feel better ok <:mad:>
now as i said.


L2BDSM :)
.

n00b1n8R
February 14th, 2008, 01:15 AM
So you don't get aids?
that only affects gay/black people :downs:

Kornman00
February 14th, 2008, 05:36 AM
If it's not broke, don't fix it.
I'm Mr. Fix-It! It feels good; fixin' all the girls in the neighborhood!

Bodzilla
February 14th, 2008, 05:37 AM
you can do better then that KM :fail:

i still love you tho <3

Emmzee
February 14th, 2008, 07:56 AM
I already said the regs dont fit. They cut off my circulation.
calling bullshit itt

Kornman00
February 14th, 2008, 01:10 PM
you can do better then that KM :fail:
gh2 > u

paladin
February 14th, 2008, 07:17 PM
calling bullshit itt

Suit yourself. I think your just a little jealous...

Emmzee
February 14th, 2008, 07:17 PM
Suit yourself. I think your just a little jealous...
...of you lying about your penis size?

Doubtful.

Monopoly
February 14th, 2008, 07:45 PM
Penis size doesn't directly go hand in hand with a condom cutting off his circulation, maybe he has an extremely huge vein on his genitals that is compressed when a condom is on? I still don't see how it can cut your circulation off though, rubbers can stretch big time :-3

t3h m00kz
February 14th, 2008, 08:18 PM
man as hard as it is for me to get off in the first place, condoms would be like "IS IT IN YET?" but not at the same time.

Emmzee
February 14th, 2008, 08:22 PM
Speaking of condoms, have you ever been in the store when a lot of guys are buying condoms?

I went yesterday, right as my friend (whom I gave a ride) went to work at the cashier at CVS. Half a dozen guys ran up to him with packages of condoms, even though another register was open. A woman was running it.

There are three types of condom buyers:
1. Normal condoms. These guys will fidget, look around, act uncomfortable, and try to get the purchase over as fast as possible.
2. Magnum. These guys strut up and slam the package down on the desk.
3. Magnum XL. These condoms are like a foot long. Nobody has a penis that big. I've only seen one guy buy these. He walked up, held the package above his head, slammed it down, bought it, held it over his head again, and triumphantly walked out of the store.

paladin
February 14th, 2008, 11:27 PM
...of you lying about your penis size?

Doubtful.

I never said I was huge, I just said the regular Trojans cut off my circulation.

Edit. I buy bulk at Costco.

TeeKup
February 15th, 2008, 01:07 PM
Speaking of condoms, have you ever been in the store when a lot of guys are buying condoms?

I went yesterday, right as my friend (whom I gave a ride) went to work at the cashier at CVS. Half a dozen guys ran up to him with packages of condoms, even though another register was open. A woman was running it.

There are three types of condom buyers:
1. Normal condoms. These guys will fidget, look around, act uncomfortable, and try to get the purchase over as fast as possible.
2. Magnum. These guys strut up and slam the package down on the desk.
3. Magnum XL. These condoms are like a foot long. Nobody has a penis that big. I've only seen one guy buy these. He walked up, held the package above his head, slammed it down, bought it, held it over his head again, and triumphantly walked out of the store.

I try and blow it off by talking on the phone as I buy them.

chicane
February 15th, 2008, 01:30 PM
Speaking of condoms, have you ever been in the store when a lot of guys are buying condoms?

I went yesterday, right as my friend (whom I gave a ride) went to work at the cashier at CVS. Half a dozen guys ran up to him with packages of condoms, even though another register was open. A woman was running it.

There are three types of condom buyers:
1. Normal condoms. These guys will fidget, look around, act uncomfortable, and try to get the purchase over as fast as possible.
2. Magnum. These guys strut up and slam the package down on the desk.
3. Magnum XL. These condoms are like a foot long. Nobody has a penis that big. I've only seen one guy buy these. He walked up, held the package above his head, slammed it down, bought it, held it over his head again, and triumphantly walked out of the store.


Hold on, you just sit around in stores watching to see what size condoms men are buying? You sir, have a problem.:rolleyes:

Kornman00
February 15th, 2008, 01:48 PM
I still don't see how it can cut your circulation off though, rubbers can stretch big time :-3
if its a big vein it must supply alot of blood, therefore any kind of pressure on it (thus cutting its max output) over a given length of time can cause numbness

Emmzee
February 15th, 2008, 03:39 PM
if its a big vein it must supply alot of blood, therefore any kind of pressure on it (thus cutting its max output) over a given length of time can cause numbness
Or, a chode.
:-3

n00b1n8R
February 15th, 2008, 04:55 PM
I try and blow it off by talking on the phone as I buy them.I thought you only slept with the one guy :3

TeeKup
February 15th, 2008, 04:57 PM
I do, but we ALWAYS use protection, were not stupid.

Emmzee
February 15th, 2008, 05:04 PM
I do, but we ALWAYS use protection, were not stupid.
:picsorstfu:

TeeKup
February 15th, 2008, 05:06 PM
What? Do you want a pic of my cock with a condom on it or something?

Emmzee
February 15th, 2008, 05:07 PM
What? Do you want a pic of my cock with a condom on it or something?
affirmative

n00b1n8R
February 15th, 2008, 05:08 PM
affirmative
seconded.

TeeKup
February 15th, 2008, 05:22 PM
Why the hell would I show you two.

Bodzilla
February 15th, 2008, 05:25 PM
Why the hell would I show you two.
You dont have to want to show him.

but n0ob is a Spy. he'll see it one way or the other :-3

n00b1n8R
February 15th, 2008, 05:27 PM
I'M GONA FIND YOU
I'M GONA GET YA GET YA GET YA GET YA

Emmzee
February 15th, 2008, 05:46 PM
Why the hell would I show you two.
Come on. We've all seen penises before.

TeeKup
February 15th, 2008, 05:47 PM
This feels like summer camp all over again...

PenGuin1362
February 15th, 2008, 06:08 PM
Come on. We've all seen penises before.

a half inch shriveled up flab of skin does not qualify as a penis. and what you see in pornos does not count.

n00b1n8R
February 15th, 2008, 06:28 PM
a half inch shriveled up flab of skin does not qualify as a penis. and what you see in pornos does not count.
Wow, me and my penis feel sorry for you peng :saddowns:

Emmzee
February 15th, 2008, 08:26 PM
a half inch shriveled up flab of skin does not qualify as a penis. and what you see in pornos does not count.
1. I don't watch pornos with guys in them. I'll catch "The Gay."
2. It is a whole inch, thank you very much