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DaneO'Roo
February 2nd, 2007, 05:23 AM
Dunno If there was allready a thread, don't think there was, but feel free to post your funny quotes in here.

Ill start:

[21:11] Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {Ð2*} // -[♫]: man
[21:11] Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {Ð2*} // -[♫]: u got to remember they fuck up things in america
[21:11] Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {Ð2*} // -[♫]: there choclolate tastes like Cooking chocolate
[21:11] Ð4ÑØ *: yer true
[21:11] Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {Ð2*} // -[♫]: seriously
[21:12] Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {Ð2*} // -[♫]: and
[21:12] Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {Ð2*} // -[♫]: nikki bought milo while she was over there
[21:12] Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {Ð2*} // -[♫]: and was like "why dont u guys eat milo"
[21:12] Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {Ð2*} // -[♫]: Kids: "mi--Lo?"
[21:12] Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {Ð2*} // -[♫]: eats milo and nearly thows up
[21:12] Ð4ÑØ *: o_O
[21:12] Ð4ÑØ *: what was wrong with it?
[21:14] Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {Ð2*} // -[♫]: like
[21:14] Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {Ð2*} // -[♫]: it wasnt milo
[21:14] Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {Ð2*} // -[♫]: it had the label
[21:14] Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {Ð2*} // -[♫]: but it was not milo
[21:14] Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {Ð2*} // -[♫]: they just fuck things up in america
[21:14] Ð4ÑØ *: what was wrong iwht it?
[21:14] Ð4ÑØ *: too strong?
[21:14] Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {Ð2*} // -[♫]: i can probebly understand why vegemite got banned
[21:14] Ð4ÑØ *: LMFAO
[21:14] Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {Ð2*} // -[♫]: no man it didnt take like milo at all
[21:15] Ð4ÑØ *: lol wth
[21:15] Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {Ð2*} // -[♫]: like it was some evil brown powder
[21:15] Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {Ð2*} // -[♫]: and not the milo we know and love
[21:15] Ð4ÑØ *: >_>
[21:15] Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {Ð2*} // -[♫]: those dam dirty apes
[21:15] Ð4ÑØ *: fuckin americans


don't feel bad, I still love you guys, your food is just really.......>_>

SUPERSIZED

rossmum
February 2nd, 2007, 05:29 AM
While we're on the subject, what did they do to OUR Milo? :|

[19:47] ÐΛЙΘ †: stupid parents
[19:47] ÐΛЙΘ †: dont have a kid if you cant handle it simple
[19:47] =EP_rossmum™.H2V=: yeah
[19:47] ÐΛЙΘ †: if a selfish person has akid well whats goin gto happen
[19:48] =EP_rossmum™.H2V=: strider vega core

DaneO'Roo
February 2nd, 2007, 05:41 AM
I dunno, but I remember my brother Rory telling me that over there, the food we have here they screwed up over there :/

Also love that quote :P

Bodzilla
February 2nd, 2007, 06:11 AM
lol i got a few




llamaboy772: I do because it doesn't seem gross or anything ..
M Deluxe:if im drunk, and my "aimbot" is screwed up, then psh, go in the big container so you dont have to wipe the pee off the tolit seat >:U
agent laffo:no, but my girlfriend does.
llamaboy772 Even when I aim perfectly, it like to shoot in a different direction. My aimbot is fine, it's just not syncing with the projectile
ROFL!



Katarn: Whiplash could never deny the attraction bordering on fetish for my guns.
WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ: But you said to me before you would never let me touch your guns and to, "**** off." :(
Btd69: He said that to me at 1st. Then I tied him up and killed his family. We are good mates now.
Katarn: <3
-=Hunter=-:I've known him since he was a noob and he still won't tell me his lollarsecretz :(
Go get a new family so I can tie them up and kill them.

ROFL!


Righto this nxt quote took place in x fire. Dano was trying to tell me about the thread conscars posted showing the Nvidia Camo fix... i tried to explain to him taht it had been done like 2 weeks ago by a guy named icybird but to no avail..
at the end it came down to this.


{&#208;2†}Ž↨ζζΛ / -[?] ↨ζζΛ::"reaper man didnt know about it either :\"
{&#208;2†}Ž↨ζζΛ / -[?] ↨ζζΛ:: Really? There are no text issues? Awesome. I'm gunna try this later.
{&#208;2†}Ž↨ζζΛ / -[?] ↨ζζΛ:: ^quote from reaper
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: lol
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †:hes a liar hten
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †:>:U
{&#208;2†}Ž↨ζζΛ / -[?] ↨ζζΛ:: fucking idiot
{&#208;2†}Ž↨ζζΛ / -[?] ↨ζζΛ:: suck my cock
{&#208;2†}Ž↨ζζΛ / -[?] ↨ζζΛ:: and i might forgive u
{&#208;2†}Ž↨ζζΛ / -[?] ↨ζζΛ:: or i could just punch u in the stomach for about 5 hours
{&#208;2†}Ž↨ζζΛ / -[?] ↨ζζΛ:: and heres veegie
{&#208;2†}Ž↨ζζΛ / -[?] ↨ζζΛ:: Splendid.
My 6600 can show camo properly for the first time;
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †:lol
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †:ok ok
{&#208;2†}Ž↨ζζΛ / -[?] ↨ζζΛ:: do u believe
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †:lol yes ok
{&#208;2†}Ž↨ζζΛ / -[?] ↨ζζΛ:: say your a fucking dousche
{&#208;2†}Ž↨ζζΛ / -[?] ↨ζζΛ:: do it
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: i just dont understand why it wanst stikied
{&#208;2†}Ž↨ζζΛ / -[?] ↨ζζΛ:: !
{&#208;2†}Ž↨ζζΛ / -[?] ↨ζζΛ:: do it
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †:its been a huge problem in HAlo PC since it was made
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †:and thsi random fixes it
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †:and its getting no claim wtf
{&#208;2†}Ž↨ζζΛ / -[?] ↨ζζΛ:: dane: "i'm a fucking dousche for doubting your leetness:
{&#208;2†}Ž↨ζζΛ / -[?] ↨ζζΛ:: say it
{&#208;2†}Ž↨ζζΛ / -[?] ↨ζζΛ:: wat did i tell ya
{&#208;2†}Ž↨ζζΛ / -[?] ↨ζζΛ:: conscars aint the massiah
{&#208;2†}Ž↨ζζΛ / -[?] ↨ζζΛ:: he's just a messenger
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †:yeh i know
{&#208;2†}Ž↨ζζΛ / -[?] ↨ζζΛ:: oi
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †:he said he found it on ht enet somewhere
{&#208;2†}Ž↨ζζΛ / -[?] ↨ζζΛ:: u still aint said your a fucking dousche
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: i knew he was a messenger
{&#208;2†}Ž↨ζζΛ / -[?] ↨ζζΛ:: :lies:
{&#208;2†}Ž↨ζζΛ / -[?] ↨ζζΛ:: ^
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: i jsut thank hmim for bringin i officialy to the peopel who didnt know
{&#208;2†}Ž↨ζζΛ / -[?] ↨ζζΛ:: oi
{&#208;2†}Ž↨ζζΛ / -[?] ↨ζζΛ:: fucking say you where a dousche
{&#208;2†}Ž↨ζζΛ / -[?] ↨ζζΛ:: for being wrong
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: lol
{&#208;2†}Ž↨ζζΛ / -[?] ↨ζζΛ:: and you shouldnt have doubted me
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: im a douche for being wrong
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †:i can admit that
{&#208;2†}Ž↨ζζΛ / -[?] ↨ζζΛ:: oi
{&#208;2†}Ž↨ζζΛ / -[?] ↨ζζΛ:: and you shouldnt have doubted me
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †:lol
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: i shoudlnt have doubted you
{&#208;2†}Ž↨ζζΛ / -[?] ↨ζζΛ:: say it
{&#208;2†}Ž↨ζζΛ / -[?] ↨ζζΛ:: there we
{&#208;2†}Ž↨ζζΛ / -[?] ↨ζζΛ:: go dont that make me feel so much better
&#208;??T †: GOOOOOOOO
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †:lol
{&#208;2†}Ž↨ζζΛ / -[?] ↨ζζΛ:: saved to HD
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: lmfao
{&#208;2†}Ž↨ζζΛ / -[?] ↨ζζΛ:: u fucking DOUSCHE
Reaper and Masters where quoted by dano as not knowing about the other thread by icybird.
then i found there posts in the thread that they had apparently not heard of or seen b4. lol.
and the conscars messiah part was me saying he wasnt the savior of the Nvidia camo problems, he was just a messenger


&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: i just aksed masterz hes got no idea
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: lol has masterz ever had an idea??

Limited
February 2nd, 2007, 08:50 AM
Hey I got one


Okay, enough of this.

Locked.
Lets hope it comes true and ends this pointless thread?

mech
February 2nd, 2007, 08:58 AM
^ Why don't you go fuck yourself.


^ Why don't you go fuck yourself.

DaneO'Roo
February 2nd, 2007, 11:05 AM
Mech you win

It's just for silly random quotes. Everyone loves funneh quotes. Even pics of ingame chate funnys.

rossmum
February 2nd, 2007, 05:56 PM
Quick p0lar, post your sig :p

Corgy
February 2nd, 2007, 07:06 PM
<Corgy> us pwners can't stop getting no scopes! oh shit son!
<ReaperMan> i was just making a stupid and pointless comment
<ReaperMan> and no scopes are fuckin easy dude.
<Corgy> i've never seen YOU get one
<Katana> He's not talking about your mother, ReaperMan.

Mr Buckshot
February 2nd, 2007, 08:24 PM
here we have the sexiest member of the ce community (excluding me of course)
SVC
http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/6792/0716061029no4gv9.jpg
lookin good svc! btw, for all those who havent relised, svc stands for Small Vaginal Crack

this was from the Gearbox Software Forums.

rossmum
February 2nd, 2007, 08:37 PM
<Corgy> us pwners can't stop getting no scopes! oh shit son!
<ReaperMan> i was just making a stupid and pointless comment
<ReaperMan> and no scopes are fuckin easy dude.
<Corgy> i've never seen YOU get one
<Katana> He's not talking about your mother, ReaperMan.
Hahah, I remember that. And the subsequent rant on MSN. :D

Reaper Man
February 2nd, 2007, 09:05 PM
<__< stfu.

Con
February 3rd, 2007, 12:03 AM
http://members.shaw.ca/connorsauve/images/usedtobe.jpg

TeeKup
February 3rd, 2007, 12:31 AM
http://members.shaw.ca/connorsauve/images/usedtobe.jpg

LOL!



Ryujin says:
sweet frosted jesus in a can batman
Ryujin says:
my eyes
Wh&#206;&#254;L&#229;&#167;h &#208;&#198;m&#216;&#209; says:
Is that good or bad?
Wh&#206;&#254;L&#229;&#167;h &#208;&#198;m&#216;&#209; says:
Or bright?
Ryujin says:
bad?
Ryujin says:
its like looking into a fat womans ass....
Ryujin says:
burns like hell and you cant get rid of it....
Wh&#206;&#254;L&#229;&#167;h &#208;&#198;m&#216;&#209; says:
What the fuck?
Ryujin says:
LOL
Wh&#206;&#254;L&#229;&#167;h &#208;&#198;m&#216;&#209; says:
Are we talking about the same thing here?




Jayden: yeah so I was fighting this rouge drone today, and a message box pops up....the drones all like *bzzttt* 00100100101010...a whole bunch of zeros and ones...
Jayden: so I take the binary and I pop it into a binary/english translator
Jayden: ...and it's all like..."PREPARE TO DIE N00B"
T&#163;&#163;KUP[GK]™: LMAO
Jayden: yeah, then I blew it to shit



Ryujin says:
lol its fun chatting with whippy
Wh&#206;&#254;L&#229;&#167;h &#208;&#198;m&#216;&#209; says:
who
Wh&#206;&#254;L&#229;&#167;h &#208;&#198;m&#216;&#209; says:
oh wait
Wh&#206;&#254;L&#229;&#167;h &#208;&#198;m&#216;&#209; says:
your talking about me
Wh&#206;&#254;L&#229;&#167;h &#208;&#198;m&#216;&#209; says:
why
Wh&#206;&#254;L&#229;&#167;h &#208;&#198;m&#216;&#209; says:
are you talking in
Wh&#206;&#254;L&#229;&#167;h &#208;&#198;m&#216;&#209; says:
uh
Wh&#206;&#254;L&#229;&#167;h &#208;&#198;m&#216;&#209; says:
4th person
Wh&#206;&#254;L&#229;&#167;h &#208;&#198;m&#216;&#209; says:
.
Wh&#206;&#254;L&#229;&#167;h &#208;&#198;m&#216;&#209; says:
or
Wh&#206;&#254;L&#229;&#167;h &#208;&#198;m&#216;&#209; says:
was it 2nd person
Wh&#206;&#254;L&#229;&#167;h &#208;&#198;m&#216;&#209; says:
>_>
Ryujin says:
4th person doesnt exsist
Ryujin says:
.
Wh&#206;&#254;L&#229;&#167;h &#208;&#198;m&#216;&#209; says:
SHUT UP YES IT DOES

Timo
February 3rd, 2007, 12:52 AM
This guy went crazy in a Coldsnap server a few months back because the nukes were lagging out his computer, it was hilarious. It would be alot longer, I started to screencap about halfway through his tantrum. He even screamed that we were being racist against racists.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/Timo12/111.jpg
I saw him in a server about two days later, and he said that it never happened.
EDIT: Looking at the exif, it's alot older than I thought o_O April last year

TeeKup
February 3rd, 2007, 12:58 AM
Omfg timo. Best, post, Ever.

DaneO'Roo
February 3rd, 2007, 01:12 AM
This guy went crazy in a Coldsnap server a few months back because the nukes were lagging out his computer, it was hilarious. It would be alot longer, I started to screencap about halfway through his tantrum. He even screamed that we were being racist against racists.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/Timo12/111.jpg
I saw him in a server about two days later, and he said that it never happened.
EDIT: Looking at the exif, it's alot older than I thought o_O April last year


LOL what a fruitcaik.

also LOL @ Con's. :'( Tex


and how can anyone hate a pic of Strider in drag

rossmum
February 3rd, 2007, 01:21 AM
http://members.shaw.ca/connorsauve/images/usedtobe.jpg
Classic.


This guy went crazy in a Coldsnap server a few months back because the nukes were lagging out his computer, it was hilarious. It would be alot longer, I started to screencap about halfway through his tantrum. He even screamed that we were being racist against racists.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/Timo12/111.jpg
I saw him in a server about two days later, and he said that it never happened.
EDIT: Looking at the exif, it's alot older than I thought o_O April last year
Yeah, we had a similar 'discussion' on pillarofautumnspace just after I started playing that like there was no tomorrow... probably around this time last year. Eventually he couldn't take the comebacks and left, then started coming back under alias... by which stage the whole server set upon him and forced him out for good <3

Jelly
February 3rd, 2007, 07:11 AM
This came from a topic on Wizard's Forum (http://wizardsforum.co.uk) called "Post your living room!"


http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/7023/dscn1323dp2.jpg
It looks like a backstreet Doctor's waiting room, the kind of place you'd go if you got shot during a carjacking

Emmzee
February 3rd, 2007, 09:18 AM
Dunno If there was allready a thread, don't think there was, but feel free to post your funny quotes in here.

Ill start:

[21:11] Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: man
[21:11] Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: u got to remember they fuck up things in america
[21:11] Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: there choclolate tastes like Cooking chocolate
[21:11] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: yer true
[21:11] Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: seriously
[21:12] Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: and
[21:12] Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: nikki bought milo while she was over there
[21:12] Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: and was like "why dont u guys eat milo"
[21:12] Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: Kids: "mi--Lo?"
[21:12] Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: eats milo and nearly thows up
[21:12] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: o_O
[21:12] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: what was wrong with it?
[21:14] Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: like
[21:14] Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: it wasnt milo
[21:14] Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: it had the label
[21:14] Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: but it was not milo
[21:14] Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: they just fuck things up in america
[21:14] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: what was wrong iwht it?
[21:14] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: too strong?
[21:14] Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: i can probebly understand why vegemite got banned
[21:14] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: LMFAO
[21:14] Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: no man it didnt take like milo at all
[21:15] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: lol wth
[21:15] Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: like it was some evil brown powder
[21:15] Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: and not the milo we know and love
[21:15] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: >_>
[21:15] Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: those dam dirty apes
[21:15] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: fuckin americans


don't feel bad, I still love you guys, your food is just really.......>_>
Basically you said our chocolate is bad. SHAME ON YOU. Sugar is what makes chocolate delicious. But oh no, I won't take any of your anal-sex beastiality chocolate.

Pip-pip! Tally-ho! This bumsex chocolate is the best I have ever partaken in! Pip.
Amirite? You juys don't have hamburgers, we invented that. You guys don't have hot dogs, we invented that. You guys don't have pizza, we invented that.
:lol::lol::lol::lol:
Also, Teroh remembers this:
http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/7827/lolownagekd8.png

Con
February 3rd, 2007, 10:41 AM
You guys don't have pizza, we invented that.

You're italian?

lol @ CSS

Hurrvish
February 3rd, 2007, 10:49 AM
retharded person: my dad promised to get halo 2 vista for me becuz he likes the music



retharded person: my dad said that i cant get halo 2 vista cuz its not educational

me: WHAT!? vista is the most educational thing you can get. it is halo 2. for vista. BUT IT EVEN COMES WITH AN ANTIVIRUS PROGRAM!!! FREE OF CHARGE!!!!

retharded person: WHAT!? YES! then i can tell my dad and then he can get me halo 2 vista

****Next day****

normal friend: hey (retharded person), i was researching online, and i found that halo 2 vista does come with an anti virus program

retharded friend: good. i didnt trust (me) yesterday until now. IM SO HAPPY!!!! :v




im no fred flint stone, but i can make your bed-rock

do you clean your pants with windex cuz i can see myself in them

not pickup line:
moby dick was a great sperm whale who pissed a lot of se(a)men


retharded person: macromedia flash 9 is already out. you can google it. i already got the version.

me: check again

retharded person: oh, its flash player....

a song written by the same person who made up the pickup lines:



OOOOOOOOOOHHHH
My bells are jingling
I am fingering you
Owell it's wonderful weather for me to ride together on you
Feel her up Feel her up Feel her up
Lets go
Lets start the show
Lets get dirty in the snow
Feel her up Feel her up Feel her up
I'll ride
get out on my side
Help me unzip my fly
"OOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooh...........
everything's tingling
my ears are ringing too
Oh well it's wonderful weather for me to ride together on you
Hit me up hit me up hit me up
Let's play
Lets do it all day..........
ok well thats all i got for now
Happy new year and merry late christmas!
--
Ask the guy in charge.

Con
February 3rd, 2007, 10:52 AM
retharded? >_>

Hurrvish
February 3rd, 2007, 11:05 AM
just to make 'retarded' sound more retarded

Con
February 3rd, 2007, 11:10 AM
ok, good ^_^

I love the pickup lines though.

Random
February 3rd, 2007, 11:28 AM
And we'd then be known as the porn army.

Well that would fix the problem of declining recruits.

:)

12:48PM December 29 Random846k: so when are we going to have a test >.>
12:49PM December 29 Penguin: dunno
12:49PM December 29 Penguin: when i stop fucking things up >_>
12:49PM December 29 Random846k: lol ...
12:49PM December 29 Random846k: no
12:49PM December 29 Random846k: :(

rossmum
February 3rd, 2007, 07:23 PM
Nice raging, Emmz (:<



[12:08] 20.PzGr.Grdr.Kurz (Ross): btw
[12:08] 20.PzGr.Grdr.Kurz (Ross): i has teh wood tuts
[12:08] 20.PzGr.Grdr.Hedwig: But I'm in no position to talk.
[12:08] 20.PzGr.Grdr.Kurz (Ross): i can make wood in potatoshop
[12:09] 20.PzGr.Grdr.Hedwig: :DDDd
[12:09] 20.PzGr.Grdr.Hedwig: Make decent wood for once.
[12:09] 20.PzGr.Grdr.Kurz (Ross): i shall consider it
[12:09] 20.PzGr.Grdr.Hedwig: All I keep seeing is this orange or yellow crap.
[12:09] 20.PzGr.Grdr.Kurz (Ross): yeah
[12:09] 20.PzGr.Grdr.Hedwig: I'm not firing fucking Cheeze Doodles here.. =/

Emmzee
February 3rd, 2007, 08:44 PM
From Uncyclopedia's IRC:
<TheoB> I'm just a sweet transvestiiiite....
<Tom_mayfair> Damnit Janet
<Ghelae> we all know, Theo
<Tom_mayfair> is he now?
<sannse> from traaaasexual....
<isra> theo is Tim Curry?
<Ghelae> yes
<sannse> lemon curry?
<isra> that's hot
<Ghelae> likewise, Colonel Swordman is Princess Diana and Sannse is Jimbo Wales
<isra> i knew it
<sannse> I am?
<sannse> cool!
<Ghelae> and Tom Mayfair is Steve Irwin
<Tom_mayfair> Do not compare Princess Di to Swordman please
<Tom_mayfair> Cool!
<thematrixeatsyou> and i'm oscar wilde, beat that

RaVNzCRoFT
February 3rd, 2007, 09:14 PM
I was eating a few hot pockets after I got home from school today, and on this particular day, I was enjoying two ham and cheese sub hot pockets.

As I finished my first and bit off the top of the second, I noticed that it was a perfect circumference for my manhood, and on the inside, it was extremely hot and gooey.

Well, I think I was about to have an awesome time, but then my sister came home.
:eek:

TeeKup
February 3rd, 2007, 09:24 PM
:eek:

Wow thats just messed up.

WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ
February 3rd, 2007, 09:27 PM
So he did his sister instead?

Con
February 3rd, 2007, 09:29 PM
LOL^

IPBJT!
February 3rd, 2007, 09:51 PM
I was eating a few hot pockets after I got home from school today, and on this particular day, I was enjoying two ham and cheese sub hot pockets.

As I finished my first and bit off the top of the second, I noticed that it
was a perfect circumference for my manhood, and on the inside, it was extremely hot and gooey.

Well, I think I was about to have awesome time, but then my sister came home.
:eek:

OH.MY.FUCKING.GOD.THAT.IS.SO.FREAKING.DISGUSTING.

WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ
February 3rd, 2007, 09:52 PM
Incest isn't that bad! Only the product of it is!

(Anyone who doesn't get the joke needs to be shot, tbh.)

IPBJT!
February 3rd, 2007, 10:08 PM
If only i could remember them all >.>

I got one anyway:
Me and one of my friends just finished our math class and are walking toward the stairway. He said that if you listen to what the others say you can hear disturbing things. So we do it and i hear someone say "if i give you 5$ will you let me grab your ass?" and we're like, okay... but soon after we hear someone else say something (i only heard half of it) "... he then touched this place and then she scream for no reason, i mean he just did that for fun, there is nothing to scream about..." O_O

TeeKup
February 3rd, 2007, 11:01 PM
Got one from red Vs blue


Simmons: oh my god that cake is huge! You could fit a person in it!.
Grif: Hey why does the cake smell like baby oil...
Grif: OH GOD WHERE'S DONUT.

Emmzee
February 3rd, 2007, 11:08 PM
#uncyclopedia ftw, kthanx.

GreaseMonkey> it's coloUr!

<Emmzee> color!

<GreaseMonkey> it's coloUr!

<Emmzee> color!

<GreaseMonkey> it's coloUr!

<Emmzee> color!I love arguing with Brits.

rossmum
February 3rd, 2007, 11:10 PM
It's colour. BITCH.

Also Ravnz stole my sig rotation quote D:

Emmzee
February 3rd, 2007, 11:16 PM
It's colour. BITCH.

Also Ravnz stole my sig rotation quote D:
Color.

rossmum
February 3rd, 2007, 11:19 PM
Colour. D:

I HAVE MORE SMARTS THAN YOU SO STFU!!!11

Random
February 3rd, 2007, 11:26 PM
what's not to get,

first it goes

:lie:

then there's some

:words:

then if you're lucky you'll get

:hump:

:ohsnap:

and you're all like

:hyper:

but then...
it's

:hump:

after
:hump:
after
:hump:

then it eventually becomes

:fail:

and soon

:eekdance:

then maybe one more

:hump:

and finally

:suicide:

that should clear it all up.

lesson, don't do drugs..

rossmum
February 3rd, 2007, 11:27 PM
^ Best thread ever.

PenGuin1362
February 3rd, 2007, 11:35 PM
aye

since we're still at it, <3 snaf :p


(00:09:40) BobaTheFett76:PENGY WHERE IS AMBUSHHHHH
(00:10:12) PharoaheZephyrus: if you don't shut up i'm gonna ambush you right in the ass
(00:10:16) PharoaheZephyrus: k?

oh and


(00:32:50) Random846k: but
(00:32:56) Random846k: I <3 ur whip
(00:32:58) Random846k: shit
(00:33:00) toughtanx75: lmfao
(00:33:02) Shadowdivider: hahahahaha
(00:33:04) Penguin1362: lmao
(00:33:10) Random846k: that sounded gayer than I wanted

Stormwing
February 3rd, 2007, 11:38 PM
[00:10] Random846k: I am going to give your mom a wartorn cove

[00:11] toughtanx75: i am longest?
[00:11] Random846k: well
[00:11] Random846k: no
[00:11] omg it's tk D=: lmao
[00:11] toughtanx75: :pwned:



[00:12] Penguin1362: i'll stick my colossus in your danger canyon
[00:13] omg it's tk D=: LMAO
[00:13] PharoaheZephyrus: omg danger canyon has a virus
[00:13] Penguin1362: !!
[00:13] omg it's tk D=: lmao
[00:13] PharoaheZephyrus: lol
[00:13] Penguin1362: i'm protecting my colossus file
[00:14] PharoaheZephyrus: i use magnum overshields
[00:14] omg it's tk D=: lmfao

[00:17] toughtanx75: I wonder how elites or grunts have sex
[00:17] toughtanx75: Or jackals
[00:18] toughtanx75: Elite porn
[00:18] omg it's tk D=: brutes
[00:18] omg it's tk D=: D:
[00:18] toughtanx75: I would watch it
[00:18] Penguin1362: let me show you
[00:18] toughtanx75: I am dead serious
[00:18] toughtanx75: If bungie secretly made elites having sex
[00:18] toughtanx75: I would watch it
[00:18] PharoaheZephyrus: O_o
[00:18] Penguin1362: me too i will show you how it works
[00:18] toughtanx75: >_>

PenGuin1362
February 3rd, 2007, 11:39 PM
lmao <3

TeeKup
February 3rd, 2007, 11:49 PM
(00:09:40) BobaTheFett76:PENGY WHERE IS AMBUSHHHHH
(00:10:12) PharoaheZephyrus: if you don't shut up i'm gonna ambush you right in the ass
(00:10:16) PharoaheZephyrus: k?

Oh thats classic.

rossmum
February 3rd, 2007, 11:49 PM
Thread needs more STICKY

Random
February 3rd, 2007, 11:53 PM
Thread needs more STICKY

Ask boba, his ass has plenty :lol:

rossmum
February 3rd, 2007, 11:54 PM
:ohsnap:


Plan A: Screwdriver into my ear the moment CNN hints at it.

Plan B (if by some chance I miss my ear with the screwdriver enough times to get me THAT frustrated): Have sex with the first non-family-related-female-between-15-and-25 and fuck the living shit out of her. Then set myself on fire and run into a mob of the fuckers screaming, "Attaca!"

Plan C: New London consists of 49% water, 51% bullshit. I'd drown myself.

Plan D : Cover my neighbor's dog with raw steaks and throw it at a groups of zombies as I jump into my dad's van and hurridly run them over several times while blaring Rammstein's "Sonne" and chowing down on some tic-tacs.

Plan E: Eat gun powder until I can't eat anymore. Then keep on eating. Then walk to the hospital, wait until I'm completely enveloped, and strike a match. 'nuff said.

Emmzee
February 4th, 2007, 12:06 AM
Incest isn't that bad! Only the product of it is!

(Anyone who doesn't get the joke needs to be shot, tbh.)
Extra retard babies!

n00b1n8R
February 4th, 2007, 12:09 AM
Originally Posted by PenGuin1362 http://www.h2vista.net/forums/h2images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showthread.php?p=25597#post25597)
what's not to get,

first it goes

:lie:

then there's some

:words:

then if you're lucky you'll get

:hump:

:ohsnap:

and you're all like

:hyper:

but then...
it's

:hump:

after
:hump:
after
:hump:

then it eventually becomes

:fail:

and soon

:eekdance:

then maybe one more

:hump:

and finally

:suicide:

that should clear it all up.

lesson, don't do drugs.

.

Random
February 4th, 2007, 12:15 AM
01:14AM February 04 BobaTheFett76: get that STD guy in here.
01:14AM February 04 toughtanx75: .
01:14AM February 04 BobaTheFett76: BTD*

WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ
February 4th, 2007, 12:25 AM
Penguin1362: THIS CHEESE IS BURNING ME!

mech
February 4th, 2007, 12:55 AM
Mechizzle iEωE j: Go fuck a cereal box
Mechizzle iEωE j: nigger
>:DJ------<: :(

Corgy
February 4th, 2007, 01:37 AM
If only i could remember them all >.>

I got one anyway:
Me and one of my friends just finished our math class and are walking toward the stairway. He said that if you listen to what the others say you can hear disturbing things. So we do it and i hear someone say "if i give you 5$ will you let me grab your ass?" and we're like, okay... but soon after we hear someone else say something (i only heard half of it) "... he then touched this place and then she scream for no reason, i mean he just did that for fun, there is nothing to scream about..." O_O
I don't get it at all.

Timo
February 4th, 2007, 02:22 AM
[17:33] * El_Lobo is now known as Trkle
[17:34] * Timo is now known as El_lobo
[17:34] * ReZidu is now known as Timo
[17:34] * Trkle is now known as ReZidu
[17:34] * Timo is now known as Trkle
[17:35] * Trkle is now known as Timo

<3

Bodzilla
February 4th, 2007, 02:23 AM
Dice OWNS all of u
i think this was taken in less then a few hours
http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/8072/bandiceqi9.jpg
Gotta love dicey

n00b1n8R
February 4th, 2007, 02:53 AM
that's not the dice i know >.>

maybe it's somebody trying to get him a bad name?

mech
February 4th, 2007, 04:04 AM
You don't know dice then.

n00b1n8R
February 4th, 2007, 04:46 AM
i do.

he's an aquatince. we talk on xfire some times..

unless it's not the guy i'm thinking of >.> does he have Rcon for dieseld 3rd? (the yoyorast one)
n00b out

rossmum
February 4th, 2007, 04:56 AM
That IS the Dice I know. :D

n00b1n8R
February 4th, 2007, 05:21 AM
well he's cool to me >.>

Bodzilla
February 5th, 2007, 02:07 AM
lol he is cool xD
he just gets carried away, none of that was serious lol

when i saw that i nearly fell over laughing at dicey

wat a champ :leet:

~ZMT~Trace
February 5th, 2007, 02:44 PM
StriderVCore: hold on, mrs doublefire is asking for another model concept for H3 scenery
StriderVCore: it shouldn't be too hard to guess why I am helping out a little=o?

TeeKup
February 5th, 2007, 06:44 PM
=o?


:gtfo:

Masterz1337
February 5th, 2007, 07:14 PM
^^ ROFL.

Teroh
February 5th, 2007, 08:01 PM
Zilla you pretty much showed that you were an idiot in that first page of the thread.

Teroh
February 5th, 2007, 08:06 PM
Also, Teroh remembers this:
http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/7827/lolownagekd8.png
Best shit ever.

legionaire45
February 5th, 2007, 08:37 PM
[18:33] &#171;H2V&#187;Legionaire: http://tightengraphics.ytmnd.com/
[18:34] AWESOME ACCOUNT: i've seen it before
[18:34] &#171;H2V&#187;Legionaire: best thing about it: http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showthread.php?t=932
[18:34] AWESOME ACCOUNT: so....?
[18:35] AWESOME ACCOUNT: you are making a game for school
[18:35] &#171;H2V&#187;Legionaire: im going to go tighten up the graphics with a controller now
[18:35] AWESOME ACCOUNT: fags
[18:36] &#171;H2V&#187;Legionaire: but my hair is looking fabulous....
[18:36] AWESOME ACCOUNT: ur funneh

rossmum
February 5th, 2007, 08:50 PM
Hahahah, Trace's is gold.

rossmum
February 5th, 2007, 08:55 PM
How did I what?

Masterz1337
February 5th, 2007, 09:09 PM
dano555666: my aim is being incredibly slow
Masterz1337: kinda like bodzilla?
dano555666: lmao
dano555666: xD

Btd69
February 5th, 2007, 09:38 PM
NeuroK0Neza: im going to kill you and the other dude
NeuroK0Neza: :p
NeuroK0Neza: im not workin on it , u and him are jee whizz

rossmum
February 5th, 2007, 10:35 PM
[15:32] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Kurz (Ross): black buttons, or gold?
[15:32] 20.PzGr.Obgr.Hedwig: Black.
[15:32] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Kurz (Ross): <3
[15:32] 20.PzGr.Obgr.Hedwig: Gold would look funny to me.
[15:33] 20.PzGr.Obgr.Hedwig: You'd look like a gay sailor.
[15:33] 20.PzGr.Obgr.Hedwig: Wait.
[15:33] 20.PzGr.Obgr.Hedwig: That's a double-negative.
[15:33] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Kurz (Ross): LOL

Navy got served.

TeeKup
February 5th, 2007, 10:36 PM
[15:32] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Kurz (Ross): black buttons, or gold?
[15:32] 20.PzGr.Obgr.Hedwig: Black.
[15:32] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Kurz (Ross): <3
[15:32] 20.PzGr.Obgr.Hedwig: Gold would look funny to me.
[15:33] 20.PzGr.Obgr.Hedwig: You'd look like a gay sailor.
[15:33] 20.PzGr.Obgr.Hedwig: Wait.
[15:33] 20.PzGr.Obgr.Hedwig: That's a double-negative.
[15:33] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Kurz (Ross): LOL

Navy got served.


LMAO.

Bodzilla
February 6th, 2007, 12:58 AM
Zilla you pretty much showed that you were an idiot in that first page of the thread.
I do wat i can

Thx babe :)
<3

DaneO'Roo
February 6th, 2007, 01:37 AM
StriderVCore: hold on, mrs doublefire is asking for another model concept for H3 sceneryStriderVCore: it shouldn't be too hard to guess why I am helping out a little




=o?


LMAO

n00b1n8R
February 6th, 2007, 01:50 AM
idgi

rossmum
February 6th, 2007, 01:53 AM
What is there to get? Strider's trying to puff his ego up, and we're laughing because it's hilarious.

DaneO'Roo
February 6th, 2007, 02:40 AM
idgi


your better off that way, tbh


Strider lives and breathes pure absolute fucking FAIL, right up there with {UC}=Sarge/Python and SkatingMC/dickhead

k4is3rxkh40s
February 6th, 2007, 08:57 AM
your better off that way, tbh


Strider lives and breathes pure absolute fucking FAIL, right up there with {UC}=Sarge/Python and SkatingMC/dickhead

God, when I used to talk to SkatingMC all he wanted to do was have me call him because we live in the same state. He was always like "d00d, call me" And I was like, dude, youre gay; I know you wanna hook up with me but I dont twist that way. And Im pretty sure he really is gay.

itszutak
February 6th, 2007, 09:55 AM
[17:33] * El_Lobo is now known as Trkle
[17:34] * Timo is now known as El_lobo
[17:34] * ReZidu is now known as Timo
[17:34] * Trkle is now known as ReZidu
[17:34] * Timo is now known as Trkle
[17:35] * Trkle is now known as Timo

<3
o_0

wow.

~ZMT~Trace
February 6th, 2007, 05:21 PM
Not Trace, is George: were you really talking to ms doublefire yesterday?
StriderVCore: y do you ask?
Not Trace, is George: no reason, realy
StriderVCore: yea though
Not Trace, is George: ...
Not Trace, is George: LIES
StriderVCore: joo wish :p
Not Trace, is George: how could you of when Bungie was doing this; http://www.bungie.net/News/TopStory.aspx?link=winterpentathlon07
Not Trace, is George: hm?
StriderVCore: have you ever heard of mobile phones with aim? lol
Not Trace, is George: right...?


StriderVCore: but in all seriousness, when I gotin contact with him he was talking about how fun the day was and about what he was doing at the time, before I asked him about scenery and stuff for H3, about that time you got ahold of me, then he messaged me on if I had any scenery concepts.

I could put in a quote or so from the logged text

...

PenGuin1362
February 6th, 2007, 06:58 PM
you realize that scenery concepts come from the concept artists who work at bungie...you know those guys who actually made it through college and got a real job? yea them.

~ZMT~Trace
February 6th, 2007, 07:01 PM
you realize that scenery concepts come from the concept artists who work at bungie...you know those guys who actually made it through college and got a real job? yea them.

well durrr.

Random
February 6th, 2007, 07:48 PM
you realize that scenery concepts come from the concept artists who work at bungie...you know those guys who actually made it through college and got a real job? yea them.

Well they could have took SVC's "concepts". They would laugh at it.

legionaire45
February 6th, 2007, 08:07 PM
The only friend that SVC could make was his hand.


[17:56] &#171;H2V&#187;Legionaire: hi
[17:56] ≤H2V≥Teroh: hi
[17:58] &#171;H2V&#187;Legionaire: you remember how I told you about snrta. faggotastica right? He was showing us family pictures and one of them was of his 6 yr. old son (he isnt married, I hope to god he is adopted 0_o) ON TOP of his dad, both naked, in a bath tub 0_0
[18:00] ≤H2V≥Teroh: Snrta Faggotastica?
[18:00] ≤H2V≥Teroh: Who?
[18:01] &#171;H2V&#187;Legionaire: Mr. Haley
[18:01] ≤H2V≥Teroh: ?
[18:01] &#171;H2V&#187;Legionaire: my spanish teacher
[18:01] ≤H2V≥Teroh: Sounds like a party!
[18:01] &#171;H2V&#187;Legionaire: sounds like goatse
[18:01] &#171;H2V&#187;Legionaire: HW time
[18:02] &#171;H2V&#187;Legionaire: meow
[18:02] &#171;H2V&#187;Legionaire: now remember kids, dont let the anal rape bite

Teroh
February 6th, 2007, 08:13 PM
Sounds like a party!

Cortexian
February 6th, 2007, 08:36 PM
Being a Canadian, its Color. We are a British colony and we even know its actually color.



NeedsFoodGuy: Hmm... Food... WoW... Food... WoW... I rly like WoW
NeedsFoodGuy: Aw F^!# it... Hunger wins, AFK 5 mins...
OtherWoWPlayer01: Just get a mini fridge beside your PC.
OtherWoWPlayer02: Even better, you should make your computer into a microwave.
OtherWoWPlayer02: I saw it in a magazine, lawl.
MeJumpingOnMyCousinsPCWhileHEWasGettingFood: If you guys went outside you could get Fast Food, chicks, and kinky anal sex, of course inducing AIDS.

mech
February 6th, 2007, 09:25 PM
Mech was being an ass. So i quit. His slurs towards my family, and his other comments made me say screw it. Im in this for the gaming, not to hear mech sit there and bullshit about me. Plus, he banned me from the server.

Ahahahaha what a fucker

Random
February 6th, 2007, 09:27 PM
Ahahahaha what a fucker

How dare you insult faggotmilffucker you niggerfaggot :highfive:

rossmum
February 6th, 2007, 09:55 PM
Who the fuck was that, anyway?

mech
February 7th, 2007, 12:01 AM
PlaSeXwithmen

PLasx faggot plasbian or whatever that queifs name is.

rossmum
February 7th, 2007, 12:14 AM
Plas?

Wow...

CN3089
February 7th, 2007, 04:41 AM
Being a Canadian, its Color. We are a British colony and we even know its actually color.

It's colour, and if you say otherwise you should be deported to Amerikkka. http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-colbert.gif


Also, that should read "We were a British colony."

Rosco
February 7th, 2007, 05:05 AM
It's colour because of the fact dictshunaries don't lie.

erm can me join yers leet 1337 klan two!? feck gots dictshunary? - Mal

rossmum
February 7th, 2007, 05:17 AM
It's colour, and if you say otherwise you should be deported to Amerikkka. http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-colbert.gif


Also, that should read "We were a British colony."
^.

Australia was too. We spell it 'colour' here, always have and always will. English spelling was around first anyway, so there.



Nothing shows your loyalty to the UNSC and all things Halo, like an "I Heart Master Chief" T-Shirt. Or it might simply signify your new feelings about the Galaxy’s biggest, greenest badass. A more vital question than, "Why make this T-Shirt," would be, ‘Who doesn’t Heart the Master Chief?" Communists. That’s who.

DaneO'Roo
February 7th, 2007, 05:25 AM
LOL ross

in Soviet Russia, car drives you!

xD

rossmum
February 7th, 2007, 05:31 AM
Speaking of which, I have a driving lesson Saturday morning.

That could prove to be... interesting.

n00b1n8R
February 7th, 2007, 05:46 AM
so... do i get your PC when you die?

go on.

huh? buddy? pretty please?

:P

rossmum
February 7th, 2007, 06:09 AM
Why would you want my PC? It hardly even qualifies as a 'computer'...

Cortexian
February 7th, 2007, 05:17 PM
Kid: So can you have more then one decimal in a number? Like 1.2.3?
Me: No shutup and stop trying to copy me.
Kid: Okay, but why not?
Me: *Sigh* Because it would defy the laws of mathematics.
Kid: WTF is mathematics?
Me: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET INTO MATH 20 pure?


This happened today.

Its Color, technically Canada never seperated from Britan either. So technicaly its "Are".

DaneO'Roo
February 7th, 2007, 07:55 PM
^lmao

also,

1st Britain= Colour

2nd America= Color (my guess? some retard who first spelt it in America got it wrong, and everyone else spelt it wrong from there on)

3rd Canada - Mistake made again, Americans went up to Canada, and fucked it up there too

4th Australia = English knew of mistake. Previous mistakes learned from, mistake corrected.

Tis Colour

WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ
February 7th, 2007, 08:36 PM
Colour = Cuhl - Our

Color = Cuh - Lor

I win.

CN3089
February 7th, 2007, 09:12 PM
This happened today.

Its Color, technically Canada never seperated from Britan either. So technicaly its "Are".

In Canada, it's colour. Also, yes, we did separate from Britain. Perhaps you missed the last 140 years of our history? http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-monocle.gif


Colour = Cuhl - Our

Color = Cuh - Lor

I win.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-eng101.gif Actually, they're pronounced exactly the same.

IPBJT!
February 7th, 2007, 09:13 PM
Friend: We got tons of homework in my math class. I know it's more advanced than the regular but it's fucking crazy.
Me: Lol, I was right not to take that class then.
Friend: What's worse is that in our class someone doesn't even know what the X and Y axis are!
ME: Holy shit what is he doing here?!

My friend talking about is math class, after a while he said some retard in his class didn't knew what was the X and Y axis were. And we're both in our last year of highschool to give you an idea.

Corgy
February 7th, 2007, 09:19 PM
Hey yeah let's debate over what the right spelling of colour is. That's a great idea. Because one side is going to admit defeat. Fucking great idea.

CN3089
February 7th, 2007, 09:21 PM
Hey yeah let's debate over what the right spelling of colour is. That's a great idea. Because one side is going to admit defeat. Fucking great idea.

We're all right, it's color in America and places using American English, and colour in Commonwealth realms. vhttp://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-shobon.gifv

rossmum
February 7th, 2007, 11:15 PM
Precisely, though it's always funny to see them argue.

@ IPBJT - How the fuck.

Random
February 8th, 2007, 08:34 PM
fuck.

you spelled it wrong, Its proper spelling is phuck I shit you not. :eyesroll:

Ph - uk

F - uk

:rolleyes:

Atty
February 8th, 2007, 11:04 PM
ds: the other time I laughed when someone said something stupid on vent and my mom was like "what's so funny you're killing people"


&#208;ΞмǾИ‡כ: my friend was saying how hes proud he has an 'avegare' size of like 6 inches or something the
&#208;ΞмǾИ‡כ: i replied to him 'you do rwealize theres like 2 billion asians in the world right'


Funny?

rossmum
February 9th, 2007, 12:10 AM
Second guy's friend got burned.

Stealth
February 9th, 2007, 12:13 AM
KeelBug (9:14:43 PM): " I heard H2 will be open source" what an idiot
TSLStealth (9:15:02 PM): lol
TSLStealth (9:15:25 PM): i think I got a leaker
TSLStealth (9:15:36 PM): crap
KeelBug (9:15:42 PM): run to the toilet then
TSLStealth (9:16:16 PM): not what I mean, the toilet can't deal with this leak, this is a little info leak
KeelBug (9:17:11 PM): find the guy, and dunk him in a recently used toilet...
TSLStealth (9:17:18 PM): lol
TSLStealth (9:17:21 PM): maybe

Masterz : Not funny
you really don't want to know.

legionaire45
February 9th, 2007, 02:23 AM
I have a fun one for you guys from when I was on Mere's yoyo server and SVC came in. Not the exact words but the same general idea.

Me: So when is Vertigo Coming out?
SVC: Im going to port it to H2V, its going to look really good.
Me: Im a fan of your moddeling, it is very modernish
SVC: thanks
Me: wait, can you say that first part again? I forgot to take a screenshot...

I was hunting for a sig on GBX. xD

rossmum
February 9th, 2007, 02:49 AM
XD

Nice.

n00b1n8R
February 9th, 2007, 03:12 AM
fucking buuuurn :D

Masterz1337
February 9th, 2007, 06:16 AM
I domnt have an IM log but it went like this

Me: I was at a party this weekedn in atlanta
Ada:Cool
Me: Na, all the girls were like 12/13
Ada: Did you fuck anyone?
Ada: Oh
Ada: My bad.

Atty
February 9th, 2007, 12:15 PM
That's just stupid. o.o

n00b1n8R
February 9th, 2007, 03:24 PM
somebody needs to get layed >>

mech
February 9th, 2007, 06:12 PM
>:DJ------<: GO STAPLE YOUR DADS DICK TO YOUR FACE
>:DJ------<: THAT WAY U
>:DJ------<: CAN ALWAYS HAVE A COCK TO SUCK ON U FAGGOT
!╒╦▬[MFD]Xenano&Link™▬╦╕!: ok >: (



!GdaTeяяy™ || [FBI]: <---Quits
>:DJ------<: kk
>:DJ------<: what game now?
>:DJ------<: cs :D
!GdaTeяяy™ || [FBI]: Fucking noobs.
>:DJ------<: :o
!GdaTeяяy™ || [FBI]: I'm tired of it for good
>:DJ------<: like who
!GdaTeяяy™ || [FBI]: The jew
>:DJ------<: ?
>:DJ------<: ROFL
>:DJ------<: THE JEW
>:DJ------<: axD
>:DJ------<: ban u?
!GdaTeяяy™ || [FBI]: no
>:DJ------<: o
>:DJ------<: :
!GdaTeяяy™ || [FBI]: he kept tking me
!GdaTeяяy™ || [FBI]: with banshee
>:DJ------<: ahah
>:DJ------<: thats coo
!GdaTeяяy™ || [FBI]: so I flamed him when I lost patience
!GdaTeяяy™ || [FBI]: and "a vehicle" started tking me calling me a flaming faggot
!GdaTeяяy™ || [FBI]: WOW
>:DJ------<: LMFAO
>:DJ------<: OWND
>:DJ------<: ROFL
!GdaTeяяy™ || [FBI]: I did not know people could be so fucking stupid
>:DJ------<: George Bush. . .
!GdaTeяяy™ || [FBI]: I hope they get raped by their daddy's when they are bending over to reach his dropped keys
>:DJ------<: :(
>:DJ------<: Im making a rim :D
!GdaTeяяy™ || [FBI]: I HOPE THEIR OWN SHIT GOES RIGHT BACK INTO THEIR ASSHOLE AND THEY PUSHES IT SELF IN AND OUT IN AND OUT FOR GOOD.
!GdaTeяяy™ || [FBI]: SO THEY CAN FEEL IT
!GdaTeяяy™ || [FBI]: FEEEEEEEL IT
>:DJ------<: rofl
>:DJ------<: ASS
>:DJ------<: SHIT SUCKED BACK UP[ MAH ASS
>:DJ------<: D=

rossmum
February 9th, 2007, 08:34 PM
Hahahaha, raged XD

Also,


[13:31] =777~PlasX=: wanna know something scary?
[13:31] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Kurz (Ross): mb
[13:31] =777~PlasX=: my sis can model.
[13:31] =777~PlasX=: better than me.
[13:31] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Kurz (Ross): LOL
[13:31] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Kurz (Ross): LOL
[13:31] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Kurz (Ross): LOL
[13:31] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Kurz (Ross): OWNED
[13:31] =777~PlasX=: apparently, her comp teacher is giving the class lessons
[13:31] =777~PlasX=: im pissed
[13:31] =777~PlasX=: -.-
[13:32] =777~PlasX=: im having her model me some shit for my BSP
[13:32] =777~PlasX=: >.>

WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ
February 10th, 2007, 12:58 AM
[01:54] &#165;&#167;T&#232;rr&#246;r&#167;&#165; ~ &#171;HK&#187; T&#232;rr&#246;r: my vagina a wet live water villageHa.


[23:01] &#165;&#167;T&#232;rr&#246;r&#167;&#165; ~ &#171;HK&#187; T&#232;rr&#246;r: my vaginia is furious about these things XD

They just keep coming, don't they?

Syuusuke
February 10th, 2007, 10:07 AM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/ryujin356/sosad_Layer1.gif

Eh, close to a quote...

What a fool...

rossmum
February 10th, 2007, 06:50 PM
Idiot is too weak a word.

Syuusuke
February 10th, 2007, 09:57 PM
Promoted to fool

Stealth
February 10th, 2007, 10:20 PM
Fool, it still too week, I was thinking brain doaner.

rossmum
February 10th, 2007, 11:12 PM
Classic.

legionaire45
February 11th, 2007, 04:47 AM
[02:46] &#171;H2V&#187;Legionaire: xD
[02:46] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: yeh sure
[02:46] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: well get SVC to compile it all
[02:46] &#171;H2V&#187;Legionaire: na, he;d model it
[02:46] &#171;H2V&#187;Legionaire: he'd*
[02:46] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: she'd*
[02:46] &#171;H2V&#187;Legionaire: xD

rossmum
February 11th, 2007, 05:19 AM
*it'd

edit:
Remember, on the internet, men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI.

Utter thread winnage.

Hurrvish
February 12th, 2007, 09:57 PM
ROFLMFAO
the best bus ride. ever
this really perverted kid...
"did you know that my dick is 14 inches?"
kids: "OH MY GOD!!! EWWWWWW WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!!??"
other kid: "oh my god... thats half the fucking bus seat!"
we check his backpack
huge fucking hole
and it was sticky....

perverted kid: "you know that 'dick in a box' skit? well, i tried to do that, but we ran out of boxes, so i had to use those popcorn cans. bad thing was, the edges were torn, so theyre sharp. it fell good though. my dick started swelling the next day. then it wouldnt work for 2 days."

my friend: "i dont know how i can get off this bus without puking..."
other friend: "yea, the juice that i drank earlier is starting to come up"
perverted kid: "o rly!? my juice is coming up too! uh uh uh..."

TheGhost
February 12th, 2007, 10:01 PM
Student: "Why did you have to go and put the 'Not working to potential' comment on my report card?"
Teacher: "Because they don't have a code for jackass."

My physics teacher is the best.

Hurrvish
February 12th, 2007, 10:03 PM
OMFG kid got owned
roflmfao

TeeKup
February 12th, 2007, 10:29 PM
Student: "Why did you have to go and put the 'Not working to potential' comment on my report card?"
Teacher: "Because they don't have a code for jackass."

My physics teacher is the best.

Now thats classic. :D

rossmum
February 12th, 2007, 11:15 PM
My chemistry teacher rips on this one guy, Justin, at least 20 times a day. We all join in, we're keeping a tally...

"...So that's why coke goes flat. And we all know nobody likes flat coke... Just like Justin!"

XD

63 times in the last 2 days, and he wasn't even there yesterday.

Pooky
February 13th, 2007, 02:09 PM
I just want to give Teekup a little ride up the wall!

TeeKup
February 13th, 2007, 04:18 PM
I just want to give Teekup a little ride up the wall!

Oh god that was hilarious.

For those of you who dont know, Pooky made a leaf blower gun in Hang Em high, he launched me all the way to the top while i was sitting in a corner XD.

klange
February 13th, 2007, 06:40 PM
"Beauty fades - but stupid lasts forever"

n00b1n8R
February 14th, 2007, 12:36 AM
^TBH

Bodzilla
February 14th, 2007, 02:45 AM
i got some good ones Bolded are my Favourite. Murphy was a fucking legend.



* THE OTHER LINE ALWAYS MOVES FASTER >_>.
* Never eat prunes when your famished.
* Build a system that even a fool can use and only a fool will use it.

* CELIBACY IS NOT HEREDITARY .
* where u stand on an issue depends on where u sit
* if u try to please everybody, nobody will like it.

* DON'T MESS WITH MISSES MURPHY.
* If you fool around with something for a very long time you will screw it up.
* No Matter how long and hard u shop for an item, after you bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.

* NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED.
* In order to get a loan u must first prove u dont need it.
* To know yourself is the Ultimate form of aggression (Freudian Psychology).

* NEVER SLEEP WITH ANYONE CRAZIER THEN YOURSELF.
* if it jams - force it. if it broke, it needed replacing anyway..
* Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath to the exact center.

* ANYTHING GOOD IN LIFE IS EITHER, ILLEGAL, IMMORAL OR FATTENING.
* Everybody believes in something. I believe i'll have another drink.
* everyone has a scheme for getting rich, That Will Not Work.

* IF YOUR FEELING GOOD, DONT WORRY. YOU'LL GET OVER IT.
* In Any Hierarchy, each individual rises to his own level of incompetence, then remains there.
* a bird in hand is safer then one overhead.

* BEAUTY IS ONLY SKIN DEEP, UGLY GOES TO THE BONE.
* it's morally wrong to allow suckers to keep there money.
* the light at the end of the tunnel, is the headlamp of an on-coming train.

* NEVER PLAY LEAPFROG WITH A UNICORN.
* Never argue wit ha fool, ppl might not know the difference.
* 90% of everything is Crud.

* MURPHYS GOLDEN RULE: WHOEVER HAS THE GOLD, MAKES THE RULES.
* In case of doubt make it sound convincing.
* A shortcut is the the longest distance between 2 points.

* THE CHANCE OF A PIECE OF BREAD FALLING BUTTERED SIDE DOWN IS DIRECTLY PROPORTIONAL TO THE COST OF THE CARPET
* If more then one person is responsible for a miscalulation, No one will be at fault.
* Anything u try to fix will take longer and cost more then you thought.

* NO ONES LIFE, LIBERTY OR PROPERTY ARE SAFE WHILE LEGISLATION IS IN SESSION.
* a Smith & Wesson beats four aces.
* A pipe gives a wize man time to think and a fool something to stick in his mouth.

And this is my Peronal Favourite.

* FRIENDS COME AND GO BUT ENEMIES ACCUMULATE

Murphy was an optimist.

Pooky
February 14th, 2007, 09:49 PM
So, what's left to do on the HUG?

<_<

HUD

Teroh
February 14th, 2007, 10:47 PM
<@DemocracyDan> 5 votes to get kyhx banned!
<@DemocracyDan> fine if you are all going to spit in the face of democracy by not voting we won't allow talking at all
* DemocracyDan sets mode: +m
* DemocracyDan is now known as NaziNorm
<@NaziNorm> this is what happens when you don't allow your voices to be heard
<@NaziNorm> they get taken away
<@NaziNorm> think about that for awhile

_________________________________________________

<Jimmothy> i have girl hands
<Jimmothy> and nice nails to match
<@D1> the better to handle my ballz
<Jimmothy> anyone can hold peanuts D1
<@D1> ;[
Some recent ones on bash are crap, but some are funny.

RaVNzCRoFT
February 15th, 2007, 04:52 PM
<TerminatorT07> "Rap Music" is an oxymoron. :x

CN3089
February 15th, 2007, 08:47 PM
<TerminatorT07> "Rap Music" is an oxymoron. :x

TERMINATORT07 IS EDGY AS FUCK http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-aaa.gif

Masterz1337
February 15th, 2007, 08:55 PM
Colin: Hey fagot, what did you do on your snowday.
Me: Watched gay porn, what about you?

Leiukemia
February 15th, 2007, 09:18 PM
Yeah that's right, I talk to my little brother on aim while he's downstairs.

Leiuki:wanna get my MG ingame?
duncgs:MG?
Leiuki:Machine gun
Duncgs:mega gun?
Leiuki:M249
Duncgs:Mega249?
Leiuki:yeh
Duncgs:WOAH

Bodzilla
February 16th, 2007, 12:44 AM
lol your brother likes the word mega dont he :\

lol masters nice sig.... i've seen the shit in danos room >_>

Handcuffs and panties everywhere......

n00b1n8R
February 16th, 2007, 02:19 AM
do i smell a fetish?

emo/cross dressing/kinky/>.>

TeeKup
February 16th, 2007, 10:02 PM
TALKING WITH WHIPPY IS FUNNEH



Creeper Kamikaze says:
now im thinking if i should go have some rough dirty bloody buttsex with my pillow
Ryujin says:
.................................................
Creeper Kamikaze says:
Ryujin says:
you have 2 minutes to pursuad me not to sig that
Ryujin says:
and
Ryujin says:
go
Creeper Kamikaze says:
uh
Creeper Kamikaze says:
hm
Creeper Kamikaze says:
uh
Creeper Kamikaze says:
shit
Creeper Kamikaze says:
if you do
Creeper Kamikaze says:
i will
Creeper Kamikaze says:
uh
Creeper Kamikaze says:
>_>
Creeper Kamikaze says:
not have dity bloody rough buttsex with my pillow
Creeper Kamikaze says:
there
Creeper Kamikaze says:
HA
Ryujin says:
No
Creeper Kamikaze says:
shit
Ryujin says:
tick tock
Creeper Kamikaze says:
i will
Creeper Kamikaze says:
give you
Creeper Kamikaze says:
30 e-cookies
Creeper Kamikaze says:
>_>
Ryujin says:
No
Creeper Kamikaze says:
fuck
Creeper Kamikaze says:
rep
Creeper Kamikaze says:
/
Creeper Kamikaze says:
?
Ryujin says:
No
Creeper Kamikaze says:
fuck
Creeper Kamikaze says:
<_<
Ryujin says:
tick tock
Creeper Kamikaze says:
stooofoooo
Creeper Kamikaze says:
im thinking
Creeper Kamikaze says:
i'll
Creeper Kamikaze says:
show you renders of v-
Creeper Kamikaze says:
>_>
Ryujin says:
full name
Creeper Kamikaze says:
ve... veblensk
Creeper Kamikaze says:
<_<
Ryujin says:
already seen them
Ryujin says:
DING DING DING
Creeper Kamikaze says:
fuuuuuuuuuuck
Creeper Kamikaze says:
fffffffffffffffffffff
Ryujin says:
LOL H2V QUOTE THREADThen I joined him in that rough bloody dirty buttsex.

>_>
^ LAWL EDITED IN BY WHIPPY



NO U STIULL DID <--- SHUT UP WHIPPY :P

NO UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUU

TeeKup
February 16th, 2007, 10:05 PM
Creeper Kamikaze says:
oshi
Creeper Kamikaze says:
check the bottom ofyour post
Creeper Kamikaze says:
tbh
Ryujin says:
check again TBH
Creeper Kamikaze says:
it never said i edited it
Creeper Kamikaze says:
Ryujin says:
LMAO TIMOS THERE

WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ
February 16th, 2007, 10:29 PM
Creeper Kamikaze says:
(y/n?)

You have just sent a Nudge!

Ryujin says:
n
Creeper Kamikaze says:
ok
good
"You answered, "n (No)," to ,"Do you say, "y (Yes)," to much?""
<_<

Ryujin says:
rofl
Creeper Kamikaze says:
I thought that up while I was typing the y/n thing
because most people choose y
teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekier
Ryujin says:
teekier?
LOL
Teekier, Adjective
an adjective to describe someone as acting more like Teeker McTeekinheimerand



Ryujin says:
hey
the guy in my avatar
is his hair purble or blue to you?
Creeper Kamikaze says:
purble
?
lmfao
[20:32] TheRealStick: whiplash!
[20:32] TheRealStick: http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y289/TheRealStick/207713.jpg
[20:32] TheRealStick: what the hell kind of guitar is that?
[20:32] Creeper Kamikaze: emo guitar

TeeKup
February 16th, 2007, 10:40 PM
Ryujin says:
Oh my god
Ryujin says:
whiplash theres a cockroach climbing up my wall that has a dismembered leg haning off of it
Creeper Kamikaze says:
KIL IT
Creeper Kamikaze says:
rgd
Creeper Kamikaze says:
sfg
Creeper Kamikaze says:
sdf
Ryujin says:
...and it fell....
Creeper Kamikaze says:
KILL THE FUCKER
Creeper Kamikaze says:
fdklj;nd
Creeper Kamikaze says:
S
{Dgkdf
Creeper Kamikaze says:
DIER
D"KD
Creeper Kamikaze says:
KIL:L
Creeper Kamikaze says:
DKIE
DFDLKJF
D
Ryujin says:
i threw my boot at it
Creeper Kamikaze says:
DIEKILl
Creeper Kamikaze says:
sdofjd
Creeper Kamikaze says:
gdf
Creeper Kamikaze says:
gd
Creeper Kamikaze says:
fg
Creeper Kamikaze says:
dfg
Creeper Kamikaze says:
FFFFFFFFFFFF
Creeper Kamikaze says:
HELP ME
Creeper Kamikaze says:
KILL IT
Creeper Kamikaze says:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Ryujin says:
wow thats disgusting
Creeper Kamikaze says:
FUCK
Creeper Kamikaze says:
FUCK UFKCUFJKC
Ryujin says:
ITS DEAD
Ryujin says:
CALM THE FUCK DOWN
Ryujin says:
.
Creeper Kamikaze says:
NO
U

WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ
February 16th, 2007, 10:41 PM
[20:35] TheRealStick: son of a bitch
[20:36] TheRealStick: rough, dirty, bloody buttsecks with your pillow?
[20:37] Creeper Kamikaze: yes
[20:37] TheRealStick: how the fuck is that even physically possible?
[20:37] Creeper Kamikaze: you stick the pillow in your ass
[20:37] Creeper Kamikaze: but before you do that
[20:37] Creeper Kamikaze: you put dirty and like
[20:37] Creeper Kamikaze: spikes on it
[20:37] Creeper Kamikaze: so its dirty and bloody
[20:37] Creeper Kamikaze: when you stick it in your ass
[20:37] Creeper Kamikaze: and then you swoosh it around vigorously
[20:37] Creeper Kamikaze: and that makes it rough
[20:37] Creeper Kamikaze: so
[20:37] Creeper Kamikaze: yeah
[20:38] TheRealStick: i may have to sign up to the H2V forums just to post that, you know
[20:38] Creeper Kamikaze: dont worry about it
[20:38] Creeper Kamikaze: ill do it now
[20:38] TheRealStick: lmao.

TeeKup
February 16th, 2007, 10:44 PM
KoЯn| M ℮ Ţ * Ł Ł ΐ ¢ Д: GET PIPE KLEENER
T££KUP[GK]™: ??
KoЯn| M ℮ Ţ * Ł Ł ΐ ¢ Д: and rape aorund it
T££KUP[GK]™: rape?
KoЯn| M ℮ Ţ * Ł Ł ΐ ¢ Д: and microwave it
T££KUP[GK]™: how am i to fuck a cockroach?
KoЯn| M ℮ Ţ * Ł Ł ΐ ¢ Д: WRAP**
.

Limited
February 16th, 2007, 11:25 PM
I have no idea who this guy is..


chelsey yeahBOii (00:43:50): hey
i found a buck (00:44:27): yo
chelsey yeahBOii (00:44:33): whats up?
i found a buck (00:44:47): nm
chelsey yeahBOii (00:44:55): same here
chelsey yeahBOii (00:44:59): asl?
i found a buck (00:45:08): who are you
chelsey yeahBOii (00:45:12): chelsey duh
i found a buck (00:46:10): ah yah
i found a buck (00:46:13): that explains it a;;
i found a buck (00:46:15): ll
chelsey yeahBOii (00:46:16): i know
chelsey yeahBOii (00:46:19): who are you?
i found a buck (00:46:21): bob
chelsey yeahBOii (00:46:27): THATS COOOL!
chelsey yeahBOii (00:46:31): how old?

i found a buck (00:46:35): 42
i found a buck (00:46:38): im a farmer
chelsey yeahBOii signed off at 00:46:41.

n00b1n8R
February 17th, 2007, 12:45 AM
i had this guy show up a while ago. idk how he found my xfire, so i decided to have some fun.

basically, i allmost got him to cut his halo manual into a verry fine powder, then snort it so that he may gain the leetness to wield the aimbots. that, and eat his sibblings..

but he had to go cos it was his bedtime. i organised to meet him the next day but he never showed :P
n00b out
n00b out

Boba
February 17th, 2007, 12:58 AM
what the fuck you perves are you guys just going around making gayass quotes so you can be the best in the thread what the fuck shut up oh and my ass is sticky

rossmum
February 17th, 2007, 01:06 AM
Teek's made me rofl irl.



[18:08] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Hedwig: http://youtube.com/watch?v=TQqY91OO6xo
[18:08] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Hedwig: That shit is lawltastic.
[18:10] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Kurz (Ross): lol
[18:11] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Hedwig: He does so many stupid, impossible mistakes.
[18:11] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Hedwig: For the love of God. He falls about 15 feet flat on the ground, head bouncing off the shelve. KO'ed for about 9 hours.
[18:15] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Kurz (Ross): lol
[18:15] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Kurz (Ross): what a fucking moron
[18:16] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Hedwig: To say the least.
[18:16] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Hedwig: I bet he cooked up a big far-fetched story about what happened when he got to jail.
[18:17] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Hedwig: "Yeah, son. I was like fucking crawling through the vents and shit with a jumpwire, and shit. And shit. And shit. And shit... and shit. Bouncing around stealin' Jack and shit, dawg. Ya feel?"

By the same guy, in a forum game - we were choosing countries to control in a global political/war type thingy:


Antartica.

I tell my soldiers to plant large heaters all over the place and shit. Global Warming occurs. Antartica wins.

:v:v:v:v:v:v:v:vhttp://thereaperman.com/xbh/Smileys/default/emot-haw.gif:suicide:

PlasbianX
February 17th, 2007, 03:32 PM
Violent Syuusuke.

sil3ntdarkn355: man
sil3ntdarkn355: if i lived right next to you
sil3ntdarkn355: i would go over to your house
sil3ntdarkn355: smack your head
sil3ntdarkn355: and go home

Emmzee
February 17th, 2007, 03:42 PM
torkoolguy (4:41:28 PM): if you give me an away message you love men
Auto Response from StickySpartan117 (4:41:29 PM): I'm out wandering the universe. Call the cell.
torkoolguy (4:41:53 PM): TEE HEE

I'm juvenile, I really am.

klange
February 17th, 2007, 05:18 PM
[big quote]

OMFG
Tools > Options > Messages > "[uncheck] Show 'Contact Says' before every message"

rossmum
February 17th, 2007, 05:57 PM
Ew, no.

CN3089
February 17th, 2007, 06:13 PM
http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/2629/emmzeeleechxd4.th.gif (http://img165.imageshack.us/my.php?image=emmzeeleechxd4.gif)

:v

Emmzee
February 17th, 2007, 07:02 PM
http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/2629/emmzeeleechxd4.th.gif (http://img165.imageshack.us/my.php?image=emmzeeleechxd4.gif)

:v
Oh CN, your changing of those smilies amuses me so. BURN IN HELL FOR YOUR SINS

PlasbianX
February 17th, 2007, 07:15 PM
Whiplash....... </3


Conversation started between plasbianx and toughtanx75: Sat, Feb 17 19:54:23 2007

[19:54] plasbianx: do youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[19:54] plasbianx: have a rapidshare account?

[19:54] toughtanx75: no

[19:54] toughtanx75: i hate rapidshare

[19:54] plasbianx: i dont love you anymore.

Conversation ended: Sat, Feb 17 19:54:39 2007

Corgy
February 17th, 2007, 08:26 PM
Oh CN, your changing of those smilies amuses me so.
REMOVE IT NOW YOU WHORE I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY
Leeching is NEVER FUNNY

CN3089
February 17th, 2007, 08:27 PM
Oh CN, your changing of those smilies amuses me so.

In the same vein,

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/th_corgy.jpg (http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/corgy.jpg)

plz u faggot u couldn't kill a fukken housefly l2p nub

Corgy
February 17th, 2007, 08:27 PM
In the same vein,
http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/8866/thcorgyda6.jpg (http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/corgy.jpg)
well maybe i am

rossmum
February 17th, 2007, 10:47 PM
[15:37] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Hedwig: http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/12173
[15:40] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Kurz (Ross): lol
[15:40] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Kurz (Ross): what
[15:40] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Kurz (Ross): the
[15:40] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Kurz (Ross): fuck
[15:42] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Hedwig: Question.
[15:42] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Hedwig: Wtf is the deal with these people?
[15:42] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Kurz (Ross): no fucking idea
[15:42] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Hedwig: Everything that I've seen them do in the last decade is shit.
[15:42] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Kurz (Ross): id totally hit that though, and by that i mean the chick. NOT the weird dude with the pants pulled up to his fucking armpits.
[15:43] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Hedwig: rofl
[15:43] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Hedwig: yeah, she looks kinda like rafy's mom, cept hot.
[15:43] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Kurz (Ross): LOL
Burn.

PlasbianX
February 18th, 2007, 10:22 AM
plasbianx: THE FORCE MUTHA FUCKA
plasbianx: DO YOU USE IT?
sil3ntdarkn355: no
sil3ntdarkn355: only when im taking a shit


The force, is in his ass.

legionaire45
February 18th, 2007, 01:45 PM
[11:43] [H2V]Emmzee: but i has to get a song lolz
[11:43] [H2V]Emmzee: cmon limewire
[11:43] [H2V]Emmzee: loaaad
[11:43] («H2V»)Legionaire: XD

someone has been a bad boy :cop:

Emmzee
February 18th, 2007, 01:45 PM
[11:43] [H2V]Emmzee: but i has to get a song lolz
[11:43] [H2V]Emmzee: cmon limewire
[11:43] [H2V]Emmzee: loaaad
[11:43] («H2V»)Legionaire: XD

someone has been a bad boy :cop:
YOU SON OF A BITCH! *stab*

Random
February 18th, 2007, 11:37 PM
In the basket, the lotion you must put

:x


Epic Fail hog

rossmum
February 19th, 2007, 12:26 AM
[17:16] <yipeekayyay is now playing Day of Defeat Source>
[17:21] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Hedwig: cl_detail_max_sway # in console while playing dod:s
[17:21] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Hedwig: make the number at the end as high as you want, it's crazy.
[17:21] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Hedwig: like.. cl_detail_max_sway 1000
[17:21] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Kurz (Ross): what does it do?
[17:21] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Kurz (Ross): head bob?
[17:21] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Hedwig: makes the foliage go crazy.
[17:21] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Hedwig: cl_detail_max_sway 5 is default
[17:21] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Kurz (Ross): oh
[17:21] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Kurz (Ross): lol
[17:22] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Hedwig: i put it to like cl_detail_max_sway 3123213 and it fucking scared me.. like the grass was alive and trying to stab me. xD
[17:22] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Kurz (Ross): LOL
[17:22] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Hedwig: try it out, it's a trip

Gotta try that. :D



[17:37] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Hedwig: Oh shit, in the quote, my xfire is visible!
[17:37] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Hedwig: Shit, shit, hide our shit!
[17:37] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Kurz (Ross): lol
[17:38] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Hedwig: I bet I'm gonna get spammed with like 340982-93819087310938190388123902381999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999 invites talking about "OMFG I SAU WUT U DID ON TEH H2V FLORUHMS AND I WUZ LYK OMGF U R SOOO FUNY DDOOD.. LOL, I'M UR BIGESST FAN EVAR, ADD ME PLZ"
[17:38] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Kurz (Ross): lol
[17:38] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Kurz (Ross): soz
[17:39] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Kurz (Ross): ill fix it
[17:39] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Kurz (Ross): XD
[17:39] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Hedwig: I'm kidding.
[17:39] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Hedwig: Now I'll get all the pussy round HURR.



The Xfire forums really are... I don't want to come out and say retarded, so let's use the insultive term and say "Special". Really special. Like, fucking promo sparkles special.




[19:03] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Kurz (Ross): http://forums.filefront.com/showthread.php?t=226820&page=34
[19:03] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Kurz (Ross): classic
[19:03] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Kurz (Ross): fucking classic
[19:06] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Hedwig: Wtf.
[19:06] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Hedwig: Looks like one of those dogshit canvas sneakers from Wal-Mart and Sonic the Hedgehog slammed together.
[19:08] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Kurz (Ross): [19:08] Восстание декабристов: Tell him I said that it's worse than SST2.
[19:08] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Hedwig: What's SST2?
[19:10] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Kurz (Ross): starship troopers 2
[19:10] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Hedwig: lmao
[19:10] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Hedwig: Wow.
[19:10] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Hedwig: I'd commit suicide after an iceburn like that.
[19:10] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Hedwig: http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/11832
[19:13] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Kurz (Ross): ROFL
[19:13] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Hedwig: God. Please don't ever give me power.
[19:13] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Hedwig: Because I swear I will abuse it.
[19:13] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Kurz (Ross): lol
[19:14] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Hedwig: She'd be excuted ASAP.

~ZMT~Trace
February 20th, 2007, 02:46 PM
Noter Dame: whats the scouter say about his *bleep*?
Noter Dame: ITS OVER 9000!
Noter Dame: *bleep* 9000!NINE THOUSAND.

CN3089
February 20th, 2007, 06:15 PM
some guy: something
other guy: 4chan meme
some guy: lol hilarious




roflmao! http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-haw.gif

Corgy
February 20th, 2007, 06:16 PM
some guy: something
other guy: 4chan meme
some guy: lol hilarious




roflmao!
HAHA HOLY SHIT THREAD WINNAGE MB rofl

Champ
February 20th, 2007, 06:18 PM
hahahahahaha i cant fucking breathe because its so hilarious

Hurrvish
February 20th, 2007, 08:21 PM
i feel left out

Leiukemia
February 20th, 2007, 08:26 PM
Me too.

Abstract.Error
February 20th, 2007, 08:57 PM
I got a small one.


[14:59] (Him) Mmm, i just ate some chicken.

[15:00] (Me) That wasn't chicken.

[15:00] (Him) .......

[15:01] (Him) Your crazy, anyways, im gonna read this chicken package label.

[15:02] (Him) ...... It says That wasn't chicken..........

[15:03] (Me) :lol:, It was chicken food.

[15:03] (Him) :eek: :(

[15:04] (me) Haha, nub.



There my worst :P

Btd69
February 20th, 2007, 09:15 PM
BTD69: you make me wet wave of lag
WOL: oh god yes
WOL: do you want my dick inside you
BTD69: no thanks wave of lag
WOL: do it for the kids
BTD69: but thanks for the offer wave of lag
WOL: no
WOL: dont deny me you prick
WOL: take it bitch

Btd69
February 20th, 2007, 09:34 PM
NeuroK0Neza (2:20:25 PM): who said you had to use your arms
bit too drunk 69 (2:21:26 PM): well i can't handle wood without arms neuro
NeuroK0Neza (2:21:47 PM): i beg to differ , ive seen it done
bit too drunk 69 (2:22:25 PM): have you neuro?
NeuroK0Neza (2:22:46 PM): i actually see it quite alot
bit too drunk 69 (2:23:06 PM): really neuro
bit too drunk 69 (2:23:12 PM): where have you seen it neuro?
NeuroK0Neza (2:23:50 PM): when btd was drunk at neuro's house one night
bit too drunk 69 (2:24:00 PM): when was he there neuro?
NeuroK0Neza (2:24:18 PM): at night ^
NeuroK0Neza (2:24:53 PM): i must say , the wood was definatly worked , despite there was no arms involved
bit too drunk 69 (2:24:59 PM): really neuro?
NeuroK0Neza (2:25:15 PM): yes , really
bit too drunk 69 (2:25:15 PM): what kind of work was being done neuro?
NeuroK0Neza (2:25:27 PM): wood work
bit too drunk 69 (2:25:28 PM): wow
NeuroK0Neza (2:25:48 PM): silly
bit too drunk 69 (2:25:44 PM): what kind of objects were created from the wood neuro?
NeuroK0Neza (2:25:59 PM): liquid objects
bit too drunk 69 (2:26:05 PM): how do you get liquid from wood neuro?
NeuroK0Neza (2:26:33 PM): if you work it hard enough
bit too drunk 69 (2:26:34 PM): really neuro?
NeuroK0Neza (2:26:48 PM): yes
bit too drunk 69 (2:27:09 PM): wow, thanks for the info neuro
NeuroK0Neza (2:27:41 PM): its my honor to inform you that you worked the liquid from the wood
NeuroK0Neza (2:27:46 PM): without arms
bit too drunk 69 (2:27:56 PM): well I am glad I was of service neuro
NeuroK0Neza (2:28:29 PM): you were for the night
bit too drunk 69 (2:29:14 PM): that's ok neuro
NeuroK0Neza (2:29:22 PM): youre no help atm
bit too drunk 69 (2:29:22 PM): why not neuro?
NeuroK0Neza (2:29:43 PM): because there is more wood where that came from
bit too drunk 69 (2:29:51 PM): but I am not drunk neuro

WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ
February 20th, 2007, 11:04 PM
toughtanx75: ok
toughtanx75: i gotta work on v- now
StickySpartan117: v-?
toughtanx75: yes
toughtanx75: v-
StickySpartan117: what is v-?
toughtanx75: NON BELIVER MUST DIEEEEE FFFFFFFF!1!!!1!11oneoneoNE!!!1
StickySpartan117: er
StickySpartan117: is v- some type of keyboard malfunction, or are you just smoking some serious fucking shit?
toughtanx75: neihter
toughtanx75: neither
StickySpartan117: well what is v- then?
toughtanx75: v- is v-
StickySpartan117: im not an informed community member...
toughtanx75: just like n- is n-
StickySpartan117: i asked what it IS not what it stood for
StickySpartan117: lol
toughtanx75: yeah
toughtanx75: v- IS v-
StickySpartan117: well what does it consist of?
toughtanx75: v-;s
toughtanx75: 's
StickySpartan117: is it a map, a model, a secret organized dancing bear ring, what?
toughtanx75: it's all of those into one
StickySpartan117: :-O

Stealth
February 20th, 2007, 11:41 PM
Stealth:do you want to play a word game real quick?
Keel:hmmmm
Keel:k
Stealth:Ok
Stealth:tell me what comes to your head when I say
Stealth:Grunt
Keel:fih
Keel:fish
Stealth:Ok, Live rocks
Keel:mouse
Stealth:Elite
Keel:keelbug
Stealth:MC
Keel:aero
Stealth:TSl
Keel:TSL
Stealth:weird
Keel:fyb3r
Stealth:crazy
Keel:tired
Stealth:Noob on Wheels
Keel:bike
Stealth:brb
Keel:afk
Stealth:me
Keel:stealth
Stealth:Spec Ops
Keel:i win

just IM me if you want me to wake you up, I'll get you thinking.

TeeKup
February 21st, 2007, 12:38 AM
Kaboose™ - Little Red Hemi says:
du ist meine liebliingsfarbe
Ryujin says:
o.O
Kaboose™ - Little Red Hemi says:
Your my favorite color
Kaboose™ - Little Red Hemi says:
Ryujin says:
im a colour?
Kaboose™ - Little Red Hemi says:
I guess
Ryujin says:
LOL

Bio is a very funny bunny, as korny once said. he shall be my slave

WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ
February 21st, 2007, 01:17 AM
Teekup in ts - I'm going to slap you with my penis.

TeeKup
February 21st, 2007, 01:19 AM
Omfg No U. OMG BEAU YOU FAG.

Kalub
February 21st, 2007, 01:22 AM
Teekup says: Wanna see my penis?


XD

TeeKup
February 21st, 2007, 01:23 AM
XD

You should stop making shit up. Im half asleep so stop taking advantage of me <_<.

WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ
February 21st, 2007, 01:25 AM
...Im half asleep so stop taking advantage of me <_<.Period.

TeeKup
February 21st, 2007, 01:26 AM
Period.
YOUR LEVEL OF PERVERSION IS WEIRD.

p0lar_bear
February 21st, 2007, 01:56 AM
Trillian log - talking to Mere this morning:

[02:23] p0lar_bear: but yeah
[02:24] p0lar_bear: scary movie 2
[02:24] p0lar_bear: :woop:
[02:24] MereCatfish7: so yeah what time is it over there
[02:25] p0lar_bear: so what time is it in the jolly ole UK- GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD
[02:25] MereCatfish7: WHAT THE FUCK
[02:25] MereCatfish7: WHAT THE FUCK
[02:25] p0lar_bear: WHAT THE FUCK
[02:25] MereCatfish7: WHAT THE FUCK
[02:25] MereCatfish7: LAFFO

Mere has ESP, get me a tinfoil hat asap.

rossmum
February 21st, 2007, 06:17 AM
[23:10] DA-n00b1n8R: i can't stand to fight you
[23:11] DA-n00b1n8R: i love you rossum
[23:11] DA-n00b1n8R: i want you to have me
[23:11] DA-n00b1n8R: flesh
[23:11] DA-n00b1n8R: body
[23:11] DA-n00b1n8R: and
[23:11] DA-n00b1n8R: soul
[23:11] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Kurz (Ross): oh shit get away 0__________o
[23:11] DA-n00b1n8R: no
[23:11] DA-n00b1n8R: i can't
[23:11] DA-n00b1n8R: the more you push me away
[23:11] DA-n00b1n8R: the
[23:11] DA-n00b1n8R: more
[23:11] DA-n00b1n8R: i
[23:11] DA-n00b1n8R: LUST
[23:11] DA-n00b1n8R: HAVE MY BABIES!!!
[23:12] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Kurz (Ross): see a shrink tbh
[23:12] DA-n00b1n8R: i'll give you $2 if you do
[23:12] DA-n00b1n8R: and a piece of lint
[23:12] DA-n00b1n8R: eh?
[23:13] DA-n00b1n8R: IF WE LEAVE NOW WE CAN BE IN LAS VEGAS BY MORNING AND BE ON OUR HONEY MOON BY THE AFTERNOON
[23:13] DA-n00b1n8R: PLEEEEEEAS
[23:13] DA-n00b1n8R: MY SEXY HURING SMILEY
[23:13] DA-n00b1n8R: PLEEEEASE
[23:13] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Kurz (Ross): stay away from meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[23:14] DA-n00b1n8R: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(WITHALOTOFOOOOOOOOO'S)
[23:14] DA-n00b1n8R: this is so sad >.>
[23:14] DA-n00b1n8R: i'm fucking desperate to get a cool quote and you won't even play along
[23:14] DA-n00b1n8R: bastard :P
[23:14] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Kurz (Ross): owned
[23:14] DA-n00b1n8R: yer..
[23:15] DA-n00b1n8R: DON'T QUOTE ME!!
[23:15] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Kurz (Ross): ownedownedowned

Being an asshole is fun. :D

n00b1n8R
February 21st, 2007, 06:20 AM
bullshit, you edited some of you replies out :O

i appear to have double posted..

rossmum
February 21st, 2007, 06:29 AM
No I didn't. I just took a chunk of text from the convo and pasted it.

n00b1n8R
February 21st, 2007, 03:46 PM
bull shit.

i'm going to school ina minute so i reserve this place to post my response in the afternoon.

there was a little bit where you prented to pass me off.

Varmint260
February 21st, 2007, 06:42 PM
Ahh man, you guys have all the most awesome quotes. Only thing that I can think of was my teacher in Biology this afternoon...

"If there are toxins in your blood, that means something's in there that shouldn't be. And if it's lethal, you usually die from it."

Random
February 21st, 2007, 08:27 PM
08:45PM October 19 RandomInsanity01: :O, where did you go?
08:45PM October 19 neurok0neza: the moon
08:45PM October 19 RandomInsanity01: :(
08:46PM October 19 neurok0neza: im back though now :)
08:46PM October 19 RandomInsanity01: :)
08:46PM October 19 RandomInsanity01: so whats the moon like?
08:47PM October 19 neurok0neza: holes.
08:49PM October 19 RandomInsanity01: holes :/
08:50PM October 19 neurok0neza: yes.
08:50PM October 19 neurok0neza: Holes.
08:51PM October 19 RandomInsanity01: Push anyone in them?
08:51PM October 19 neurok0neza: damn
08:51PM October 19 neurok0neza: you got me
08:51PM October 19 neurok0neza: i didnt goe to the moon :(
08:51PM October 19 RandomInsanity01: :(
08:52PM October 19 neurok0neza: lol
08:52PM October 19 RandomInsanity01: So then how did that guy die?
08:53PM October 19 neurok0neza: Suffacation , too much horse cock
08:53PM October 19 neurok0neza: >_>
08:53PM October 19 neurok0neza: dont ask
08:53PM October 19 RandomInsanity01: yah ...
08:56PM October 19 RandomInsanity01: are you sure the horse didn't break his neck first?
08:57PM October 19 neurok0neza: mach 3 doesnt not break , it obliterates.
08:57PM October 19 neurok0neza: but he suffacated from just the pure sight of it
09:04PM October 19 RandomInsanity01: ok
09:04PM October 19 RandomInsanity01: but at mach 3 would he even see the horse comming
09:05PM October 19 neurok0neza: he was told a few mins ealier , just the imagination , by just the slightest bit , triggered a collapse of the lungs and tightening of the air ways
09:06PM October 19 RandomInsanity01: :O
09:08PM October 19 neurok0neza: kekeke
11:14PM July 26 RandomInsanity01: I can control it >:(
11:14PM July 26 RandomInsanity01: I have a catheter set up, its controled\
11:14PM July 26 neurok0neza: I voted for John Kerry
11:14PM July 26 RandomInsanity01: :O
11:14PM July 26 neurok0neza: *watches you piss
11:15PM July 26 neurok0neza: LOL
11:15PM July 26 RandomInsanity01: its controled


11:25PM July 26 RandomInsanity01: Hitler in 08
11:25PM July 26 RandomInsanity01: the forth reich will no longer be some auto shop in west virgina
11:26PM July 26 RandomInsanity01: it shall be the president of the USA :O
11:27PM July 26 RandomInsanity01: spy psbl
11:28PM July 26 neurok0neza: >_> gtfo fag nut
11:28PM July 26 neurok0neza: LOL jk
11:28PM July 26 RandomInsanity01: neo nazis D:
11:29PM July 26 neurok0neza: noethxlol
11:29PM July 26 RandomInsanity01: good
11:29PM July 26 RandomInsanity01: I almost said
11:30PM July 26 RandomInsanity01: neo nazis do it better :x
11:32PM July 26 neurok0neza: *hits the x

weird stuff tbh, I was really weird over the summer.

Masterz1337
February 21st, 2007, 08:27 PM
dano555666: im watching you \ __ /
dano555666: dont do anythign funy tim
dano555666: I MEAN IT MAN DONT DO IT
dano555666: The wolrds a pile a shit johnny, and were the minty fresh urinal cakes
dano555666: does it make sense?
dano555666: ask waffle feeble ganglhead
dano555666: he has the syrup
dano555666: butterchicken? i say sweet sour sauce
dano555666: for i am TEH MOOSE WITH THE JOOCE

Stealth
February 21st, 2007, 10:09 PM
Akhila Aki:Am I the only one to have seen you Stealth??
TSLStealth:ya
Akhila Aki:fantastic!!!
Akhila Aki:NOW I can bribe you MWUAHHAHAHAHA
Akhila Aki:http://www.h2vista.net/forums/aolbart:/1024/id/2B0000022D/3A2D44
Akhila Aki:hmm
Akhila Aki:did I scare you away??
Akhila Aki:sorry
Akhila Aki:=P
TSLStealth:no, I'm just looking around
TSLStealth:http://www.h2vista.net/forums/aolbart:/1024/id/2B00000280/3D2D4F
Akhila Aki:lol
Akhila Aki:It's okay
Akhila Aki:******...your name always reminds me of that train my nephew loves
TSLStealth:lol
Akhila Aki:You don't talk much do you?
Akhila Aki:http://www.h2vista.net/forums/aolbart:/1024/id/2B0000022D/3A2D5C
TSLStealth:not when I'm listening to music
Akhila Aki:Oh ok cool what kind?
TSLStealth:Blue man
Akhila Aki:You mean "Blue"
Akhila Aki:?
Akhila Aki:Ok blues?
TSLStealth:no, The Blue man Group

:p

Hurrvish
February 21st, 2007, 10:17 PM
isnt their skin blue? :lol: and with hats?

Stealth
February 21st, 2007, 10:26 PM
Um, no, I think it is paint, or a mask.

TeeKup
February 22nd, 2007, 12:59 AM
Ryujin says:
You're watching porn while you're talking to me arent you.....
WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ says:
maybe...

>_>



Ryujin says:
I WILL BRING SNAF INTO THIS TEAMSPEAK
Ryujin says:
RIGHT NOW MISTER
WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ says:
EARR GASM
WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ says:
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH
Ryujin says:
.................
WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ says:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ says:
OOOOOOOOOOOOH
Ryujin says:
....................
Ryujin says:
.



WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ says:
F U N
WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ says:
FUN
WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ says:
!!!!
WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ says:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ says:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ says:
!!!!!!!!
WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ says:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ says:
IT SPELLS FUN
Ryujin says:
SHUT THE FUCK UP
WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ says:
OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ says:
FUN
WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ says:
FUN STAND SFOR?
Ryujin says:
FUCK U NIGGER?
WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ says:
HOW DYOU NKNOW
WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ says:
GET THE FUCK OUHT OF MY HAD
WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ says:
HEAD
WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ says:
GET OUT
WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ says:
ASF:JSDGHKJDFGSDF
HDF
HJD"F
Hdfhl
WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ says:
;dgjOJGHSD"JK
WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ says:
sdg
WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ says:
/
WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ says:
FUN GET OUTO OFM EHEAD
WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ says:
@!!!@@!

WHIPPY IS FUCKING HIGH XD

n00b1n8R
February 22nd, 2007, 02:56 AM
Hell Fire says:
yeah and you only live where you live because we did send our criminals down to ya
Hell Fire says:
and I know what a wapanse is
Hell Fire says:
I hang around on 4chan
Hell Fire says:
and I really need to paint "Hive Fleet Spoodge"
n00b1n8R says:
wow
n00b1n8R says:
so your calling me a crimanel?
Hell Fire says:
no
Hell Fire says:
just your ancestors
n00b1n8R says:
so nobody, in your whole entire family, has ever commited a crime?
n00b1n8R says:
such as stealing half a loaf of bread to feed their family?
n00b1n8R says:
that would get you sent to australia
n00b1n8R says:
or you could have been a settler
Hell Fire says:
no my family did not comit crimes
Hell Fire says:
sure they moved to america and killed some indians
Hell Fire says:
but meh
Hell Fire says:
that aint a crime because we won
n00b1n8R says:
and irland wouldn't even be part of britain if the poms had stuck to their side of the channel
n00b1n8R says:
ok
n00b1n8R says:
so genocide against the indains is fine is it?
Hell Fire says:
as lonmg as we win
Hell Fire says:
long*
n00b1n8R says:
mmhmm
Hell Fire says:
lol

fuck her >:U

rossmum
February 22nd, 2007, 03:08 AM
Jon's on a roll.



[19:45] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Hedwig: "GENERAL PATANKI! They're coming back! Reinforcements. They carry the seal of 'Warcraft'!"
[19:45] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Hedwig: "Ok. Ignore them."
[19:45] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Hedwig: "Sir?"
[19:45] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Hedwig: "I said ignore them."
[19:45] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Hedwig: "Ok."
[19:45] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Hedwig: "May I ask.. why.. sir?"
[19:46] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Hedwig: "This is me. This is Warcraft. This is me laughing."
[19:46] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Kurz (Ross): LOL
[19:46] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Hedwig: "Any questions?"
[19:46] 20.PzGr.ObGr.Hedwig: ".. no sir."

n00b1n8R
February 22nd, 2007, 04:35 AM
lolololololololol

idgi..

WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ
February 24th, 2007, 01:10 AM
Wh&#206;&#254;L&#229;&#167;h &#208;&#198;m&#216;&#209; says:
BOOBS HAVE TITS ON THEM OK
Ryujin says:
YOU GAVE ME A HARD ON THINKING ABOUT MY EX'S BOOBS
GG
Wh&#206;&#254;L&#229;&#167;h &#208;&#198;m&#216;&#209; says:
awesome
Ryujin says:
.

TeeKup
February 24th, 2007, 01:11 AM
Son of a bitch.....ROT IN HELL

n00b1n8R
February 24th, 2007, 02:00 AM
LOL

coughfriedmetroidsaidhelikedpeniscough

Pooky
February 24th, 2007, 11:01 AM
яәdшolƒ[GK]™: theres active camo?!
Pooky ♂: lol, the cyber implants
Pooky ♂: That you pick before you spawn
яәdшolƒ[GK]™: oh
Pooky ♂: and activate with the function keys
Pooky ♂: One is just like active camo
яәdшolƒ[GK]™: you mean the F's?
Pooky ♂: yea
яәdшolƒ[GK]™: thats what F is?
Pooky ♂: yes
яәdшolƒ[GK]™: FUNCTION?!
Pooky ♂: yup
яәdшolƒ[GK]™: i thought it was "ill never [F]ucking use these"

.

bfett9
February 24th, 2007, 06:17 PM
Read my sig my quotes in it

Stealth
February 24th, 2007, 08:01 PM
domeinthespa (2/23/2007 4:42:15 PM): oh your there hi....
domeinthespa (2/23/2007 4:42:57 PM): a/s/l (ae sex location)?
Stealth Assassin (2/23/2007 4:43:13 PM): Um, lets see....
Stealth Assassin (2/23/2007 4:43:17 PM): blocked!

=_= that is the 3rd one I've blocked...

WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ
February 24th, 2007, 08:07 PM
You're supposed to fuck with them. Like 40/m/russia or something.

Stealth
February 24th, 2007, 08:12 PM
The first one, I played alone untel she got to "Ok, I'm going to pull down your jeans, and suck you dick" and then I said "Um, bye bye, you're now blocked, I'm 17, I'm under age." the 2nd one did the same thing the first one did, she asked for my ASL, and I said "the first girl to asked me that got blocked, you got two warnings left before I do the same to you" and she thought I was joking, lol I blocked her too.

WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ
February 24th, 2007, 08:22 PM
Underage my ass.

PenGuin1362
February 24th, 2007, 08:32 PM
i um.....stealth...why...WHY!!!!

CN3089
February 24th, 2007, 08:33 PM
<GBc^quikk> lewl
<seal> that's what your mom said last night
<GBc^quikk> i liked you a lot better when yo uwere a_baby_seal
<Corgy> now he's a_seal_with_fur_in_strange_and_new_places

Random
February 24th, 2007, 08:46 PM
09:44PM February 24 RandomInsanity01: hi sexy
09:44PM February 24 RandomInsanity01: a/s/l
09:45PM February 24 TSLStealth: Um, lets see, 17, M, and I'm not telling, and I'm not really playing that game, you got 2 warnings left
09:45PM February 24 RandomInsanity01: so no age sex loc :(
09:45PM February 24 RandomInsanity01: oh wait u say 17

lol stealth

Stealth
February 24th, 2007, 08:49 PM
Underage my ass.
hey I got 3 or 4 months to go befor then.


i um.....stealth...why...WHY!!!!
Why? Why?! because I'm mormon, that's why, but I'm not 100% Mormon, no, I'm only 35% mormon, I swear, I don't like the idea of "Every thing must be closed on sunday!"

itszutak
February 24th, 2007, 08:50 PM
Didn't know mormons got to go on teh internetz.

Masterz1337
February 24th, 2007, 08:57 PM
LoL, when I first read that I though tstealth said he was a moron, not mormon. And why the hell are you getting IMs like those, you normaly only get those from when you sign up on some dating website or if you go in AOL chatrooms.

Also, why did you stop using your Pendora's Alien acount?

Stealth
February 24th, 2007, 09:09 PM
LoL, when I first read that I though tstealth said he was a moron, not mormon. And why the hell are you getting IMs like those, you normaly only get those from when you sign up on some dating website or if you go in AOL chatrooms.
I really don't know, and I really wish I did, and I'm not a moron, I'm mormon, but most people who are 100% mormon are morons.

Also, why did you stop using your Pendora's Alien acount?
when you learn how to stop acting like a jack ass, and talk to me about my fuck up, and get the whole story, and not just your side, sometimes you need to talk to the person who fucked up, and learn why they did this, or didn't do that.
And one more thing, You know something Masterz, you've made me learn something, #1 if you're going to lay low for a few days, don't tell any one you're going to play dead, just say that you're going to shut up for a few days, and thing about a few things. #2 don't get mad over something with out thinking about it.
and I use that acount for more then just posting in CMT's forums, I use it for testing the block setings, Sigs, and a whole mess of other things, how do you think I know you get my emails I send you.

DaneO'Roo
February 24th, 2007, 09:36 PM
LOL STEALTH LOL

"I'm underage" *insert botman hyar*

you cracked me up

Atty
February 24th, 2007, 09:37 PM
[22:28] Zeph: did you just tell me to go check out men tearing their assholes open?
[22:28] iAtty: yes.

<_<

~ZMT~Trace
February 24th, 2007, 09:42 PM
[22:28] Zeph: did you just tell me to go check out men tearing their assholes open?
[22:28] iAtty: yes.

<_<


are you talking about the taco goatse incident at Gearbox? or something else?

DaneO'Roo
February 24th, 2007, 09:42 PM
I rofl'd

Random
February 24th, 2007, 09:43 PM
10:24PM February 24 Random846k: check out leet's tread
10:24PM February 24 Random846k: :
10:24PM February 24 Penguin1362: which one
10:24PM February 24 Random846k: the core twat
10:24PM February 24 Random846k: posted goatse
10:24PM February 24 Random846k: :/
10:25PM February 24 Penguin1362: ?
10:25PM February 24 Penguin1362: link? >_<

yah he wanted a link to goatse

Masterz1337
February 24th, 2007, 09:44 PM
I'm not even going to write responce to that, I can't understand what you are trying to say.

Also, in my state, you can legaly have sex with anyone above the age of 16 when you are 16. Ironicly, by law you are not suppose to buy porn until you are 18.

Atty
February 24th, 2007, 09:45 PM
are you talking about the taco goatse incident at Gearbox? or something else?Yeah. Luckily for me I have all images on the forums blocked. :thumbsup:

Stealth
February 24th, 2007, 09:49 PM
I'm not even going to write responce to that, I can't understand what you are trying to say.
I'm saying, stop being a dick, and learn about my whole side of the story, and unban me, you banned me over a personal whim, not very smart of you.

Also, in my state, you can legaly have sex with anyone above the age of 16 when you are 16. Ironicly, by law you are not suppose to buy porn until you are 18.
that is your state, I'm in Utah, land of the mormons, you can't have sex untel you have a wife, and you can't buy porn, and the licker store... don't even get me started there.

Atty
February 24th, 2007, 09:51 PM
So you are saying no one in your state has had pre-marital sex? I doubt that.

Although, slightly off topic, my state has a ban against oral sex. It's considered illegal. :|

Stealth
February 24th, 2007, 09:53 PM
I never said that, I know of a few girls that had sex, some that did drugs, some that drank beer.

DaneO'Roo
February 24th, 2007, 09:53 PM
whats a licker store, is that some place where girls well... ya know...

Atty
February 24th, 2007, 09:54 PM
I never said that, I know of a few girls that had sex, some that did drugs, some that drank beer.Woah man you know some pretty hardcore people! I thought I was special, I mean, a girl in my class got pregnant last week, but you man, woah.

~ZMT~Trace
February 24th, 2007, 09:55 PM
Well, back on topic of posting our quotes, i have one from the taco;


ElTaco, PM name "Guess What"']Im [FBI]Shadow you got me banned ************ IM BACK DICKWEED!


<nasty goatse>


also,


The Evil Taco hath been slain? Rejoice, fellow Gearboxians!

Peace.

Stealth
February 24th, 2007, 09:59 PM
Woah man you know some pretty hardcore people! I thought I was special, I mean, a girl in my class got pregnant last week, but you man, woah.
tell me about it.



Well, back on topic of posting our quotes, i have one from the taco;





also,




Peace.

lol.

Masterz1337
February 24th, 2007, 10:00 PM
I never said that, I know of a few girls that had sex, some that did drugs, some that drank beer.
Pretty much all the girls I know do that, not that many drugs but the sex and drinking is pretty regular. Well actualy, in college, sex and achohol is a daily activity.

Stealth
February 24th, 2007, 10:04 PM
Ya, and you don't live in the land of the Mormons, the eveil dumb fucks that want every one to be closed on sundays.

DaneO'Roo
February 24th, 2007, 10:05 PM
sarcasm much?

Hey stealth guess what:

I've had 4 different kinds of sex
I've smoked pot :O lul
I've got a girlfriend
I have regular sex
Me and my girlfriend both have a set of handcuffs
I've drank many different types of alcohol, woken up with a hang over, spewed.
Crashed a car
Been hit by a car
Egged/rocked/bacon'd someone's house
Bashed up
Dumped

and most importantly

I've had fun, tbh

let the FUCK loose allready :X


btw, I live in Australia. Everythings closed on Sundays (at like noon)

Masterz1337
February 24th, 2007, 10:06 PM
Ya, smoke a blunt, put on your party shirt.

Stealth
February 24th, 2007, 10:07 PM
Ok, lets just dorp about what I do, and what I don't do, not that big of a deal, I have no idea why I have to be so thick about it, just don't go asking how many wives I have, then I'll really be mad.
Oh, and Masterz, I just saw your post, and no, I'll put my party shirt on later, I don't party after I get back from a 2 hour trip from north Utah.

DaneO'Roo
February 24th, 2007, 10:09 PM
How many wives DO you have?


cmon, fight back! Poke at me about what pisses ME off :)

rossmum
February 24th, 2007, 10:11 PM
when you learn how to stop acting like a jack ass
When are you going to learn to keep your mouth shut?


and talk to me about my fuck up, and get the whole story, and not just your side, sometimes you need to talk to the person who fucked up, and learn why they did this, or didn't do that.
I heard your side and there was no justification whatsoever. You were threatening to kill yourself over the same shit any other average teen gets, and some of us acually get it worse. From what I could tell I've had it a LOT harder, am I dead yet? No. Get over yourself.


And one more thing, You know something Masterz, you've made me learn something, #1 if you're going to lay low for a few days, don't tell any one you're going to play dead, just say that you're going to shut up for a few days, and thing about a few things. #2 don't get mad over something with out thinking about it.
#2 is a lie, since that's what you just did. Congrats.


and I use that acount for more then just posting in CMT's forums, I use it for testing the block setings, Sigs, and a whole mess of other things, how do you think I know you get my emails I send you.
For fuck's sake, Stealth, if Masters wants you out of the CMT forum you stay out. It's his section, you offended him, so how dare you continue to sneak in and then call him an asshole when he acknowledged the fact that he knew it was you all along, just like I told you he would.


I'm saying, stop being a dick, and learn about my whole side of the story, and unban me, you banned me over a personal whim, not very smart of you.
Don't you dare ask him to be unbanned. From the last 2 quoted posts alone you deserve a temp ban from this whole forum, as far as I'm concerned. Your attitude is disgusting, it really is.


that is your state, I'm in Utah, land of the mormons, you can't have sex untel you have a wife, and you can't buy porn, and the licker store... don't even get me started there.
Actually, I'm pretty sure you could do whatever the fuck you want within the law.


Pretty much all the girls I know do that, not that many drugs but the sex and drinking is pretty regular. Well actualy, in college, sex and achohol is a daily activity.
Same here. 90% of my friends at school have been absolutely smashed at least once, and a girl in my year is pregnant. I haven't actually got drunk yet (though I do drink), but so long as I don't do anything too stupid I see no reason I shouldn't. There's nothing wrong with drinking so long as you can control it.

Stealth
February 24th, 2007, 10:12 PM
I have... 0 wives... You don't know how many people I've talked to that I told that I lived in Utah, and they asked that.
Edit | Oh, and Ross, I said drop it, lets forget it.

DaneO'Roo
February 24th, 2007, 10:14 PM
I was joking.......

Now knowing that your mormon explains a fucking LOT.

Wierdos. *remembers South Park ep dishing shit on mormons. Laffs*

but hey, we're all people n shit, just....I feel like you REALLY need to let loose. No im fucking serious, run outside right now, and feel the tits of the first girl you see.


lul editz

Stealth
February 24th, 2007, 10:18 PM
I was joking.......

Now knowing that your mormon explains a fucking LOT.

Wierdos. *remembers South Park ep dishing shit on mormons. Laffs*
Ya, most mormons are dumb fucks.

DaneO'Roo
February 24th, 2007, 10:31 PM
self owned tbh

Stealth
February 24th, 2007, 10:35 PM
Not really, I'm not 100% mormon, no thanks to my dad and sister, I'm only 35% mormon, I don't go around forcing people to go mormon.

DaneO'Roo
February 24th, 2007, 10:37 PM
and im 65% satanist and 35% christian

DaneO'Roo
February 24th, 2007, 10:52 PM
While we're here, just got a cool quote:


Random xfire message from some random person:

[14:50] =MX=_Adio: sorry I got to hit you with this but, one of my close friends hit me with it and I felt convicted and had to pass it on. A kid asked Jesus... how much do you love me? Jesus replied," I love you this much." and he stretched his arms to the cross and died for us. If you believe in God, you will send this to everyone on your list. If you delete this, you will have a cold heart in 2007. I like you because of who you are to me. I treat you as a true friend. But if I don't get this back, I get the hint. Send this to all people in your list within 30 minutes and something good will happen you NOW. This is not a fake...apparently...------copy and paste this to 15 people in the next 10 minutes and you WILL have the best day of your life tomorrow
[14:51] &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: durh, im 65% satanist, 35% christian :/

*edit* shit double post, would have thougth someone would have posted lol