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Mr Buckshot
April 2nd, 2008, 12:55 AM
http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/04/01/kids.plot.ap/index.html

Can't wait for Jack Thompson to blame video games.

Anyway, I'm quite impressed by the scope of the plan devised by third-graders. It was well organized - comparable to the plans used by assassins and terrorists worldwide. They armed themselves with handcuffs, a paperweight, a steak knife, and even gloves to hide fingerprints. Plus they had an elaborate "clean-up" plan.

Next thing you know, a kindergarten student is going to pull off a Columbine stunt with the gun that daddy carelessly left lying around. Actually I remember this happening in an American elementary school when a kid brought a pistol to class and killed a girl without realizing what he'd done.

Now, about the charges. These little rascals aren't even going to be sent to detention centers, and I don't approve. Few third-graders have the nerve or the maturity to physically pull off a plan to harm their teachers. I mean, we all wish that mean teacher who confiscated our stuff were dead when we were young, but I don't think any of us actually brought knives to school.

Faith in humanity: -1000. Anyway, I wonder what these kids do at home. Do they watch all kinds of gory serial killer movies or what?

Amit
April 2nd, 2008, 01:07 AM
Awesome.

Bodzilla
April 2nd, 2008, 01:15 AM
Faith in humanity America: -1000.
ftfu

ExAm
April 2nd, 2008, 02:09 AM
GUYS. APRIL 1ST.

Bodzilla
April 2nd, 2008, 02:11 AM
not in australia :downs:

ExAm
April 2nd, 2008, 02:23 AM
But THIS IS CNN and the article date says April 1st...

Tweek
April 2nd, 2008, 03:22 AM
also, this is in america :eng101:

SnaFuBAR
April 2nd, 2008, 03:27 AM
http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/04/01/kids.plot.ap/index.html
BULL

Can't wait for Jack Thompson to blame video games.
HE CAN'T IN COURT ANYMORE.

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Kornman00
April 2nd, 2008, 04:42 AM
wait, someone tell me why it's not illegal for mega-news corps to post AF jokes again?

paladin
April 2nd, 2008, 07:11 PM
Because then the news would be misleading...

Sel
April 2nd, 2008, 07:15 PM
Only in america, also, must have been a shitty teacher.

Corndogman
April 2nd, 2008, 07:21 PM
This isnt a joke. I live in Florida, this actually happened.

Pooky
April 3rd, 2008, 10:58 PM
Hey guys lets bash America by saying shit everyone already knows! :awesome:

Aerowyn
April 3rd, 2008, 11:18 PM
But THIS IS CNN and the article date says April 1st...

If your logic was true, then all articles published on april first would be a joke.

http://www.newsweek.com/id/130040
APRIL FOOLS! Pregnant women, don't wear seatbelts. It's cool. A major car accident won't affect your unborn child whatsoever.

... don't be so fucking stupid. -____-;

paladin
April 4th, 2008, 01:35 AM
If it was a joke, it was a pretty bad one.

Dr Nick
April 4th, 2008, 08:44 AM
http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/04/01/kids.plot.ap/index.html

Can't wait for Jack Thompson to blame video games.

It doesn't matter, he's not allowed to voice his opinion any more.


Either way, I'm not surprised.