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p0lar_bear
April 5th, 2008, 11:27 PM
For anyone who hadn't seen the screencap in Con's signature:

It's the product of playing an hour-long CTF game on BG. Stalemate, anyone?


Now this is a story all about how
My cap got flipped-turned upside-down.
And I'd like to take a minute, keep your voices low,
I'll tell you how I got killed in Blood Gulch on Halo.

From upper red base, respawned and raised.
By the sniper is where I spent most of my days.
Chillin' out, maxin, snipin' all cool,
Headshotting kids who thought that they ruled.
When a coupla blues, they were up to no good,
Out to cause some trouble in my neighborhood!
I took one little bullet and I got scared
'Till a teammate tossed a frag and blew them into the air.

I whistled for a 'hog, and when it came near,
the driver's name was "FRESH" and there was a passenger there.
If anything, I could say that this jeep was ace,
So I hopped on the gun; "YO HOLMES, TO BLUE BASE!"

I pulled up the base 'bout 7 or 8
And I yelled the to driver "YO HOLMES, SMELL YA LATER!"
Looked at my kingdom, I was right at the flag,
Until I got fuelrodded by some blue fag.

Sever
April 5th, 2008, 11:34 PM
That would be me sporting the in-game homosexuality and Covenant projectile-based weapon (people DESPISE me when I have the FRG). Nice... find? make? Specify, please. Cool nonetheless.

p0lar_bear
April 5th, 2008, 11:38 PM
If I didn't make it, it wouldn't be in the gallery.

It's the product of playing an hour-long CTF game on BG. Stalemate, anyone?

Sever
April 5th, 2008, 11:46 PM
Aah, those games. I remember those days, back when I actually played on the face servers and whatnot. Now, its just fun maps and close friends for me - absolute loads of fun.

My bad - I failed to acknowledge the thread's sub-forum.
The forum needs to (if possible) reinstate the old front-page recent posts display layout:
Thread Title / Subforum ..... Poster
Thread Starter ................. Time of post

Pooky
April 7th, 2008, 06:25 PM
If I didn't make it, it wouldn't be in the gallery.

It's the product of playing an hour-long CTF game on BG. Stalemate, anyone?

Pistolfaggotry up and down that stupid hill anyone? :gonk:

fuck gulch

was funny though.

ultama121
April 7th, 2008, 06:29 PM
Hooray for 90s television show theme song spin offs. :awesome:

rossmum
April 7th, 2008, 10:56 PM
Hahaha, nice.