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SHITCAN IT (Or, Flow Chart for Project Decision Making)

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Recently, while doing some pre-production work on a project, I was on the prowl for some online resources for C++ coding standards. Or more specifically: documents already written by other people on said topic whose format\outline I could then rip off and then replace the meat with my own content (read: standards).

In order to perform my online prowling I resorted to google.com (even if they are currently fleshing out some MANDATORY BULLSHIT BACKGROUND IMAGES. WTF HAPPENED TO "Don't be evil" GOOGLE?). Bam, got sucked in to the first result. For those of you who can appreciate some engineering humor and are curious about standards (albeit, not suggesting you should follow the ones presented here) then I'd suggest checking out the site I found the following at
Code:
                       +---------+
                       |  START  | 
                       +---------+
                            |
                            V            
            YES       +------------+      NO
      +---------------|  DOES THE  |---------------+               
      |               | DAMN THING |               |
      V               |    WORK?   |               V    
+------------+        +------------+        +--------------+  NO
| DON'T FUCK |                              | DID YOU FUCK |-----+
| WITH IT    |                              |   WITH IT?   |     |
+------------+                              +--------------+     |
      |                                            |             |
      |                                            | YES         |
      |                                            V             |
      |  +------+     +-------------+       +---------------+    |
      |  | HIDE |  NO | DOES ANYONE |<------| YOU DUMBSHIT! |    |                 
      |  |  IT  |<----|    KNOW?    |       +---------------+    |
      |  +------+     +-------------+                            |
      |      |               |                                   |
      |      |               V                                   |
      |      |        +-------------+       +-------------+      |
      |      |        |   YOU POOR  |  YES  |  WILL YOU   |      |     
      |      |        |   BASTARD   |<------| CATCH HELL? |<-----+
      |      |        +-------------+       +-------------+
      |      |               |                     | NO
      |      |               V                     V
      |      V        +-------------+       +------------+ 
      +-------------->|    STOP     |<------| SHITCAN IT |
                      +-------------+       +------------+
Source.

Now if you'll excuse me, I've got some paper work to do. Pre-production may suck in the interim but it will save you N^N of man hours in the perpetual ever-after.

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  1. Phopojijo's Avatar
    You can disable it.
  2. ejburke's Avatar
    I was able to hide it, because no one knows about the damn thing, because I silenced those poor bastards who did, stuffing their bodies into a shitcan. I'm putting this thing on my refrigerator.
  3. Shock120's Avatar
    Does the damn thing work?
    ...No

    Did you fuck with it?
    ...Yes

    You dumbshit

    Does anyone know?
    ...No

    Hide it.

    lol.

  4. Kornman00's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Phopojijo
    You can disable it.
    There was no visible option to do so on that first day. Which is EVIL.
  5. Phopojijo's Avatar
    Meh -- not really. There was ways to do it... but they made it easier on the second day. The first day was to kinda push people to give it an honest attempt.