Kornman00

Recently, while doing some pre-production work on a project, I was on the prowl for some online resources for C++ coding standards. Or more specifically: documents already written by other people on said topic whose format\outline I could then rip off and then replace the meat with my own content (read: standards).

In order to perform my online prowling I resorted to google.com (even if they are currently fleshing out some MANDATORY BULLSHIT BACKGROUND IMAGES. WTF HAPPENED TO "Don't be evil" GOOGLE?). Bam, got sucked in to the first result. For those of you who can appreciate some engineering humor and are curious about standards (albeit, not suggesting you should follow the ones presented here) then I'd suggest checking out the site I found the following at

Code:

                       +---------+
                       |  START  | 
                       +---------+
                            |
                            V            
            YES       +------------+      NO
      +---------------|  DOES THE  |---------------+               
      |               | DAMN THING |               |
      V               |    WORK?   |               V    
+------------+        +------------+        +--------------+  NO
| DON'T FUCK |                              | DID YOU FUCK |-----+
| WITH IT    |                              |   WITH IT?   |     |
+------------+                              +--------------+     |
      |                                            |             |
      |                                            | YES         |
      |                                            V             |
      |  +------+     +-------------+       +---------------+    |
      |  | HIDE |  NO | DOES ANYONE |<------| YOU DUMBSHIT! |    |                 
      |  |  IT  |<----|    KNOW?    |       +---------------+    |
      |  +------+     +-------------+                            |
      |      |               |                                   |
      |      |               V                                   |
      |      |        +-------------+       +-------------+      |
      |      |        |   YOU POOR  |  YES  |  WILL YOU   |      |     
      |      |        |   BASTARD   |<------| CATCH HELL? |<-----+
      |      |        +-------------+       +-------------+
      |      |               |                     | NO
      |      |               V                     V
      |      V        +-------------+       +------------+ 
      +-------------->|    STOP     |<------| SHITCAN IT |
                      +-------------+       +------------+

Source.

Now if you'll excuse me, I've got some paper work to do. Pre-production may suck in the interim but it will save you N^N of man hours in the perpetual ever-after.