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    Re: Post Your Quotes #3

    Fine, HeathAn, DON'T post our convo. MAKE me self-quote.
    Gosh.
    An Angry Mudkip: TELL YOUR REP BUDDIES TO REP ME! >.<
    heathenhero: LOLOL
    An Angry Mudkip: i have candy
    heathenhero: its funnnn
    heathenhero: HAHA
    heathenhero: they will get raped
    An Angry Mudkip: its in my basement
    An Angry Mudkip: come on Bod
    An Angry Mudkip: have this popsicle
    heathenhero: BJHAHA
    An Angry Mudkip: its in my pants
    heathenhero: all the reps I got today
    heathenhero: lemmec outn
    An Angry Mudkip: it has a white cream filling
    heathenhero: 8
    heathenhero: today
    An Angry Mudkip: dont you wanna suck on it?
    heathenhero: alone
    An Angry Mudkip: mhm... yeah... Bod... yeah...
    An Angry Mudkip: now let me put this popsicle up ur ass
    An Angry Mudkip: dont cry now
    An Angry Mudkip: dont scream
    An Angry Mudkip: or i'll kill you
    heathenhero: LUL
    An Angry Mudkip: oh yeah
    An Angry Mudkip: grab a pillow and clench your teeth bod
    An Angry Mudkip: im going in dry
    An Angry Mudkip: yeah
    An Angry Mudkip: yeah
    An Angry Mudkip: yeah
    An Angry Mudkip: YEAAAAAAH
    An Angry Mudkip: how'd that feel Bod?
    An Angry Mudkip: u like that?
    An Angry Mudkip: have some more
    An Angry Mudkip: ugh
    An Angry Mudkip: ugh
    An Angry Mudkip: ugh
    An Angry Mudkip: ugh
    heathenhero: HAHHA
    heathenhero: omg
    An Angry Mudkip: ive almost finished Bod
    An Angry Mudkip: i know it hurts, but there's candy at the end
    An Angry Mudkip: yeah
    An Angry Mudkip: yeah
    An Angry Mudkip: YEAH
    An Angry Mudkip: ok, bod, hurry, open up your mouth for the candy!
    An Angry Mudkip: oh... yeah...
    An Angry Mudkip: its nice and warm candy, huh Bod?
    An Angry Mudkip: uh! i have some more!
    An Angry Mudkip: yeah.....
    An Angry Mudkip: ok
    An Angry Mudkip: run home now bod
    An Angry Mudkip: the pain will go away in a couple days
    An Angry Mudkip: but dont tell anyone
    An Angry Mudkip: OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU
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    Re: Post Your Quotes #3

    what is it with people and gay fantasies of me .__.

    bitches got the roles backwards for starters
    found some old assets of mine from 8 years ago lmao
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    Re: Post Your Quotes #3

    Quote Originally Posted by n00b1n8R
    something funny
    Self quoting makes me e-cool ~:awesome:>

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    selentic ill admit i didnt actually watch the video because a majority of your posts are pointless, ad hominem, or ultra-liberal sensationalist bullshit
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    Re: Post Your Quotes #3

    Quote Originally Posted by Żͣ View Post
    what is it with people and gay fantasies of me .__.

    bitches got the roles backwards for starters
    C'mon Bod, let's go get some popsicles, k?
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    Re: Post Your Quotes #3

    u r mein biatch
    found some old assets of mine from 8 years ago lmao
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    Re: Post Your Quotes #3

    (09:29:44 PM) ren.zerochan@gmail.com: I think Emerald Lagasse did WTC did WTC
    (09:29:48 PM) ren.zerochan@gmail.com: And Jews
    (09:30:06 PM) ren.zerochan@gmail.com: Cos his might three letter words can make a fucking awesome dish.
    (09:30:13 PM) ren.zerochan@gmail.com: Why can't it off a fucking building.
    (09:30:33 PM) ren.zerochan@gmail.com: Emerald was probably eating a crappy hotdog and he thought it was pretty good.
    (09:30:43 PM) ren.zerochan@gmail.com: So he unleashed his word
    (09:30:44 PM) ren.zerochan@gmail.com: BAM
    (09:30:46 PM) ren.zerochan@gmail.com: So like
    (09:31:03 PM) ren.zerochan@gmail.com: Bin laden got a hold of these mighty words across the ocean.
    (09:31:18 PM) ren.zerochan@gmail.com: Now everyone respects Emerald cos he's Itallian or some shit
    (09:31:44 PM) ren.zerochan@gmail.com: So out of respect, he offered the WTC to the all mighty Emerald
    (09:31:53 PM) ren.zerochan@gmail.com: A++++
    (09:32:12 PM) OasisGamesCom: Who the fuck is Emerald?
    (09:32:17 PM) OasisGamesCom: You mean Emeril?
    (09:32:17 PM) ren.zerochan@gmail.com: That cook guy.
    (09:32:20 PM) ren.zerochan@gmail.com: Yeah
    (09:32:21 PM) ren.zerochan@gmail.com: Fuck
    (09:32:23 PM) OasisGamesCom: Dumbass.
    (09:32:30 PM) ren.zerochan@gmail.com: Lol
    (09:32:35 PM) ren.zerochan@gmail.com: You got me.
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    Re: Post Your Quotes #3

    Shut Up I Hack You

    By "Elch"; originally posted on Slashdot
    In case you don't speak German (just as this hacker), I've tried a little translation to English. I might have made some spelling errors, but the original spelling wasn't perfect either. The guy really said "buy buy" in the German version.
    For information:
    • The dangerous hacker is called bitchchecker and the one being hacked and original author of the comments, who is talking here, is known as Elch.
    • 127.0.0.1 is always the IP address of the computer you're currently using; any request there will return to your computer.
    • Notice that in Germany we get Daylight Savings Time (DST) earlier than in the US.
    The story starts (I'm shortcutting here) with a kid insulting everyone on the #stopHipHop IRC channel. Most people there believed it was rather funny, but it got even more funny...
    * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
    * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
    <bitchchecker> why do you kick me
    <bitchchecker> can't you discus normally
    <bitchchecker> answer!
    <Elch> we didn't kick you
    <Elch> you had a ping timeout: * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
    <bitchchecker> what ping man
    <bitchchecker> the timing of my pc is right
    <bitchchecker> i even have dst
    <bitchchecker> you banned me
    <bitchchecker> amit it you son of a bitch
    <HopperHunter|afk> LOL
    <HopperHunter|afk> shit you're stupid, DST^^
    <bitchchecker> shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
    <bitchchecker> for two weaks already
    <bitchchecker> when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
    <Elch> You're a real computer expert
    <bitchchecker> shut up i hack you
    <Elch> ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are ^^
    <bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then you're dead
    <Elch> Eh, it's 129.0.0.1
    <Elch> or maybe 127.0.0.1
    <Elch> yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for you great attack
    <bitchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
    <Elch> Now I'm frightened
    <bitchchecker> shut up you'll be gone
    <bitchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
    <bitchchecker> say goodbye
    <Elch> to whom?
    <bitchchecker> to you man
    <bitchchecker> buy buy
    <Elch> I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
    * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
    What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP address in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure.
    I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.
    * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
    <bitchchecker> dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you'd be gone
    <Metanot> lol
    <Elch> bitchchecker: Then try hacking me again... I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
    <bitchchecker> you're so stupid man
    <bitchchecker> say buy buy
    <Metanot> ah, [Please control your cussing] off
    <bitchchecker> buy buy elch
    * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
    There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve...
    Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.
    * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
    <bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch
    <Metanot> bitchchecker how old are you?
    <Elch> What's up bitchchecker?
    <bitchchecker> you have a frie wal
    <bitchchecker> fire wall
    <Elch> maybe, i don't know
    <bitchchecker> i'm 26
    <Metanot> such behaviour with 26?
    <Elch> how did you find out that I have a firewall?
    <Metanot> tststs this is not very nice missy
    <bitchchecker> because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
    <bitchchecker> be a man turn that shit off
    <Elch> cool, didn't know this was possible.
    <bitchchecker> thn my virus destroys your pc man
    <Metanot> are you hacking yourselves?
    <Elch> yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me
    <Metanot> he bitchchecker if you're a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
    <bitchchecker> yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
    <Metanot> what firewall do you have?
    <bitchchecker> like a girl
    <Metanot> firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it...you girl^^
    <He> Bitch give yourself a jackson and chill you're letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
    <bitchchecker> turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er
    <Elch> Noo
    <Metanot> he bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off
    <bitchchecker> you're afraid
    <bitchchecker> i don't wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
    <bitchchecker> elch turn off your shit wall!
    <Metanot> i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that's an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
    <bitchchecker> shut up
    <Metanot> lol
    <bitchchecker> my grandma surfs with fire wall
    <bitchchecker> and you suckers think you're cool and don't dare going into the internet without a fire wall
    He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn't let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don't have a firewall at all, only my router.
    <Elch> bitchchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
    <Metanot> bitchhacker can't hack
    <Black<TdV>> nice play on words ^^
    <bitchchecker> wort man
    <Elch> bitchchecker: I'm still waiting for your attack!
    <Metanot> how many times again he is no hacker
    <bitchchecker> man do you want a virus
    <bitchchecker> tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
    <Metanot> lol ne give it up i'm a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you're no hacker..^^
    <Elch> 127.0.0.1
    <Elch> it's easy
    <bitchchecker> lolololol you so stupid man you'll be gone
    <bitchchecker> and are the first files being deleted
    <Elch> mom...
    <Elch> i'll take a look
    In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?
    <bitchchecker> don't need to rescue you can't son of a bitch
    <Elch> that's bad
    <bitchchecker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
    <Elch> yes, there's nothing i can do about it
    <bitchchecker> and in 20 seconds f: is gone
    Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn't matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. bitchchecker was comforting me with a music tip.
    <bitchchecker> tupac rules
    <bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too
    Drive E:? Oh my god... All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted....
    Or isn't it happening on my computer?
    <bitchchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
    <He> why doesn't meta say anything
    <Elch> he's probably rolling on the floor laughing
    <Black<TdV>> ^^
    <bitchchecker> your d: is gone
    <He> go on BITCH
    The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! Bitchchecker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I'll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.
    <bitchchecker> elch man you're so stupid never give your ip on the internet
    <bitchchecker> i'm already at c: 30 percent
    Should I tell him he's not attacking my computer?
    * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
    Too late... It's 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias "bitchchecker". We see that he has a "Ping timeout".
    We haven't seen him since then... must be the Daylight Saving Time.
    :awesome:

    E: my friend ollie is on a roll in this thread
    [20:17] imod53: so on the forum i go to, someone set up a flash drawing canvas any one can edit at any time
    [20:18] imod53: everyone is constantly drawing cocks
    [20:18] Ollie: My parents have pretty much learned that if I'm not drinking directly out of a can, it's alcoholic
    [20:18] Ollie: Heh
    [20:18] Ollie: Like Picto-cock at PAX
    [20:18] Ollie: You'd be amazed at how that is
    [20:18] Ollie: We're talking 3d penises with individually drawn hairs and realistic shading
    [20:19] imod53: O_o
    [20:19] Ollie: Yeah
    [20:19] Ollie: It's like the rembrants of homoerotica
    [20:20] imod53: i'm intrigued
    [20:20] imod53: i wonder what the sexually related version of morbid curiosity is
    [20:21] Ollie: I don't know but I know it leads to horrible places.
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    Re: Post Your Quotes #3

    i'm fuckign sigging that exam.

    thats poetically beautiful
    found some old assets of mine from 8 years ago lmao
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    Re: Post Your Quotes #3

    (05:44:25 PM) Kevin Lange {Endr.in}: Is it a set of shot glasses?
    (05:44:30 PM) Jarocks: closer
    (05:44:42 PM) Kevin Lange {Endr.in}: Is it a bong?
    (05:44:45 PM) Jarocks: YES
    (05:44:51 PM) Kevin Lange {Endr.in}: Did you buy a bong?
    (05:44:54 PM) Jarocks: yes
    (05:44:56 PM) Jarocks: i did
    (05:45:00 PM) Jarocks: and am happy as hell
    He buys a bong, and tells me?

    Note: The hint he gave was "it's made of glass and it's fun".
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    Re: Post Your Quotes #3

    Quote Originally Posted by AdmiralBacon View Post
    He buys a bong, and tells me?
    ROFL, that's Joe for you.
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