Upset stomach.

[Corndogman]

I'm with you man, I've been late to school every morning for like a week because right as I'm about to leave I suddenly have to take a very time-consuming shit. Definitely sounds like you've got it worse though.

[Kalub]

What if you are overweight and you can't reach your back!?

http://www.co-opxest.com/Store/keywo...duct-is-BA1116


attach a spiny plant and presto

[StankBacon]

trying to push out shit for an hour and a half is extremely bad for you.

[legionaire45]

Drill more holes.

BTW, way too much information.

[Cojafoji]

grin and bare it.

[ICEE]

You want an honest answer?

Pot. It helps my stomach troubles. Helps you relax, takes the pain away.

Inb4mass

[L0d3x]

A little less constipation a little more action.
Tu...tututututu, tu, tututututu

[SnaFuBAR]

get more fiber in your diet what the fuck

[Limited]

Quit eating that vindaloo.

You need more fibre, you can get constipation tablets too.

[Bodzilla]

are we talking

OMFG THIS LOG JUST WONT LEAVE MY ASS OMFG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


or

*EXPLOSION!!!!* oh god i think i'm gunna get up i feel better all *EXPLOSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* oh god this is terribl *EXPLOSION!!!!!!!!!!!1


these are very useful ways of diagnosing the correct reasoning behind your shit, being shit.