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    Re: Apple wants Samsung to stop making rectangular phones

    The filler cap is modified so you can only use iFuel on iStations and your car is probably driven by some flicks on a touchscreen.
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    Re: Apple wants Samsung to stop making rectangular phones

    Apple: "YOU CAN'T USE THE SAME GENERIC PHONE HARDWARE DESIGN WE'RE USING EVEN THOUGH PEOPLE HAVE USED IT NUMEROUSLY IN THE PAST DECADE."

    Samsung: "There's that word again, generic. You're becoming it. LOL."

    Nokia: "Bitches, please, we started the whole rectangular and curved phone bodies way before you even thought it was cool. At least our shit doesn't break. "


    "We also tried switching back, but they say we're using too many resources. Fuck them."
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    Re: Apple wants Samsung to stop making rectangular phones

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    The CEO of Ford would look straight into the eyes of everyone at the legal department at Apple and just laugh his fucking ass off.
    "Nigga, we fucking INVENTED cars"
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    Re: Apple wants Samsung to stop making rectangular phones

    Actually, they didn't. They just pioneered mass production of them and made them affordable.

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    Re: Apple wants Samsung to stop making rectangular phones

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    Actually, they didn't. They just pioneered mass production of them and made them affordable.
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    Re: Apple wants Samsung to stop making rectangular phones

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    Actually, they didn't. They just pioneered mass production of them and made them affordable.
    No fucking shit Sherlock. Sweet Jesus, historically inaccurate jokes are a history major tradition. Dr. Katz even says so!
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    Re: Apple wants Samsung to stop making rectangular phones

    Just saying. When doing jokes on the internet, you either need to set a precedent for yourself so people can tell when you are joking and what you typically joke about or you need to set up a context in which people can decipher that you're joking. The joke I saw was Ford throwing it's weight at Apple while using racial slurs, not the historical irony in the statement.

    To boot, being broke is also a history major tradition.

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    Apple can fuck off and die, just sayin'

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