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[Neuro Guro]

I hate long threads , Im not gonna read all this shit.

[n00b1n8R]

I hate long threads , Im not gonna read all this shit.


*second http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-pseudo.gif


what was the 1st time :O

[rossmum]

http://www.h2vista.net/forums/h2images/reputation/reputation_neg.gif Grav lifts... (http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showthread.php?p=39213#post39213) March 23rd, 2007 03:22 PM n00b1n8R (http://www.h2vista.net/forums/member.php?u=222) to much fuck.

[n00b1n8R]

ah, ok.

EDIT: hey, i show's your infringements :O
SHAAAAMED.

double edit:

Al. says:
sports games, yeah they suck pretty much except for the very odd one. Driving games are mostly ok, but you dis GT and ima kill you.
Al. says:
figuratively speaking of course
Al. says:
or maybe not.....
n00b1n8R says:
>.>
n00b1n8R says:
GT is ok..
n00b1n8R says:
i like race on halo
n00b1n8R says:
COS I R KING OF THE HALO VEHICLES
Al. says:
hmmm....
n00b1n8R says:
i just can't drive first person
n00b1n8R says:
(that's a scarey thought..)
Al. says:
the only way
Al. says:
yeah do everyone a favour and don't get a licence
n00b1n8R says:
mb i need 3rd person hacks for RL..
n00b1n8R says:
lol
Al. says:
too many ppl that can't drive out there with licences already
n00b1n8R says:
mb i can make a robo car
n00b1n8R says:
and not have to drive
n00b1n8R says:
AND BE RICH $$$$$$$$$$$$$$
n00b1n8R says:
$_$
n00b1n8R says:
*CHACHING*
Al. says:
lol lemme know how that goes......
n00b1n8R says:
k
n00b1n8R says:
and you will be my test dummy
n00b1n8R says:
sign here_____________________
Al. says:
I still think auto cars should be banned, everyone should have to learn in a manual car
Al. says:
(you can't see it but my sig is on the screen)
n00b1n8R says:
k

[DaneO'Roo]

^hahahahaahhahahahahhahahaaha +rep for you man hahaaha thast pricelsss hahahahahahahaha










I don't fucking get it

[Bodzilla]

^i'm with confused ugly bastard :S

lol nah i'm jking. Dano he Signed teh screen with a pen. he like Drew over his screen.

funny story is i know a person that did that, Only they Highlighted it >_________>
we where all sitting round waiting for her to scroll on the page lol

[Btd69]

rossys' mum: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[rossmum]

"Well, some ash went on my hoodie... so I was like, 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU CAN'T GO ON MY HOODIE!' and picked it up. Then I realised what a bad idea it is to pick up ash."

- Why you don't smoke while pissed off your face. Nice work, Bruce.

[n00b1n8R]

as in smoke ash? i assume it's hot (don't know anybody who smokes and the first time i read it, i thought you meant ash from cane fires.. they do that around here, call it "black snow".. longest bracket comment EVERR.)

[Emmzee]

It's not like I wanted to get rid of it, but the simple fact of the matter is, the thing was fat. I didn't have any damn choice, you know? Anyway, I call the place, and some fuckin' bimbo answers - obviously doesn't know a fuckin' thing about cats - and asks me, you know, 'How may I help you?' So I say, 'Listen here, bitch, I got a cat that needs replacing, now can you help me or not?'
.

[n00b1n8R]

YOUR MUM.

K.


n00b1n8R says:
man, all your mates are getting hitched >.>
Al. says:
no shit
n00b1n8R says:
we could make a song about that..
n00b1n8R says:
"all my emates friends are getting married.."
n00b1n8R says:
BUT IT WOULD NEVER SELL
Al. says:
lol
Al. says:
dunno... Weird Al could probably make it work
n00b1n8R says:
is their anything that man couldn't make work?
Al. says:
I don't think so


Al. says:
holy crap there is a scary flying insect attacvking me godamnit
Al. says:
it's big and orange and pointy
Al. says:
bloody huge sand wasp
n00b1n8R says:
YOU MUST USE THE FORCE SKYWALKER
n00b1n8R says:
wate
n00b1n8R says:
no
n00b1n8R says:
better pop reference
n00b1n8R says:
you must prove yourself by catching it in chopsticks!
n00b1n8R says:
i can't remember hwo he said it though.. havn't seen it in yearsa
Al. says:
it's nearly as long as a chopstick
Al. says:
Karate Kid
n00b1n8R says:
D:
Al. says:
Mr Miagi
n00b1n8R says:
MEESHA MEEAGEE
n00b1n8R says:
\_/ <chinese smiley
Al. says:
I ain't touching it
n00b1n8R says:
LOLSTEREOTYPE
Al. says:
racist fuck lol
n00b1n8R says:
LOOK WHO'S TALKING!!
n00b1n8R says:
ME
n00b1n8R says:
HA
Al. says:
"oh here take my shoelace and use it as a blindfold"
n00b1n8R says:
LMFAO
n00b1n8R says:
MOREQUOTES

[Pooky]

20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): i hit that motherfucker square in the face 3 times
Pooky ♂: Try using your gun next time instead of your cock you homosexual

.

[Con]

haha

[rossmum]

Seriously, 3 7.92x57 Mauser rounds to the face from 5 feet should've killed that bullshitty son of a bitch :(

[Bodzilla]

hahah pooky hahaha

[Bodzilla]

OMFG LOOK AT THIS ROFL HAHahah a hah ah hah hah hahahahahaha

&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: lmao
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: my sister kim and Bro Rorys dad is coming
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: im my mums old hubby
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: lol
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: u and rory have diff dads O_o
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: i didnt know till like year 10 that my mum and MY dad were never married XD
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: im a bastard child
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: im a fucking accident XD
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: U FUCKING BASTARD
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: hahahahahha
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: LOL
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: ROFL
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: XD
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: I AM BUT
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: LOL
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: yeh
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: u like buts... ew.
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: ROry Mcdonnel
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: dad is Brian Mc donnel
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: mum is Julie Mc Donnel
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: im DAne Breenand
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: rofl
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: Brenand*
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: xD
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: gg horny parents not planning on having kids
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: they spawned the devil >:D
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: HAHAHaHA
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: wait
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: no parents
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: WORSHIP YOUR SHORTNESS TO THE MAX
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: *people*
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: gg horny people not planning on having kids*
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: im SO A BASTARD LOL
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: kinda freaking me out
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: lol
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: if my dad had worn a condom
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: i woudnt be here
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: ROFL
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: ROFL
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: SILLY DAD FTW
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: makes ya think
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: all those people who get abortions
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: if they kept it
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: they could have had model children like myself
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: ^_^
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: lulz
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: new User title at the forums
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: "Im a bastard"
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: ROFL
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: hahahahhahahahaha
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: xD!
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: no no no
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: "^ is a bastard"
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: much better
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: pointing to my name and stuffs
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: lol
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: and in my sig i should put like
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: "dano aka Bastard-Man
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: if it isnt my arch nemesis, Man Spider and Bastard man"
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: this is going in the quotes
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: ftw!
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: btw im drinking rofl
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: mum gave me some booze lol
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: ROFL
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: ADDED!
man those Speiling misstooks takes foreeva too remoove

[DaneO'Roo]

Lol fix spellinh plox i look like a 5 yer old. Btw, my nam is Dane Brennand for all those asing. And I'm curetly on alcphol.

heres the scenario for all those interested:


Mum + 1st Husband + sex = Big Sister Kim, then big brother Rory

/divorce

several years later


Mum + random dude + sex without protection = twin baby boys, me and my brother Jesse ROFL

2 years later

Mum + same dude (now my Dad) + more unprotected sex = 2 twin SISTERS ROFL


therefore: Mum + 2 sets of bastard twins = DAD RUNS THE FUCK AWAY LOL

and here I am 8D


GG


so uh, yeah, accidents happen :XD:

[Bodzilla]

xD!111!!!!!!!!!!

[n00b1n8R]

let that be a lesson to you for future dano ;)

NOW I'M LOOKING FOR A SERIOUS DEBATE FOR SOMEBODY TO SETTLE THIS (don't bother if your not gona read the whole thing)

&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: hey once apon a time we were floating around in our dads ballsack
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: LOLZ
DA-n00b1n8R: well technically no
DA-n00b1n8R: part of us
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: well techinically yes
DA-n00b1n8R: less than half
DA-n00b1n8R: TBH
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: noes
DA-n00b1n8R: yes
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: the egg helps us grow sily man
DA-n00b1n8R: without dads ballsack, i wouldn't be here admitedly
DA-n00b1n8R: no
DA-n00b1n8R: the egg gros full stop
DA-n00b1n8R: eggs can grow without sperm
DA-n00b1n8R: just not into people
DA-n00b1n8R: into parts of people
DA-n00b1n8R: like a heart
DA-n00b1n8R: but not whole people
DA-n00b1n8R: heck
DA-n00b1n8R: girls can have children without guys at all and with girls
DA-n00b1n8R: cos girls are XX cromosone, guys are XY
DA-n00b1n8R: one girls X and another girls X = XX = new girl
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: yeha but
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: the sperm is the living thing tha starts shit
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: the sperm is a tiny creature
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: it grows
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: we were tha tiny scrature
DA-n00b1n8R: how do you define "living"
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: lol
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: its moving
DA-n00b1n8R: right
DA-n00b1n8R: move = live?
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: rofl
DA-n00b1n8R: so is a moving rock living?
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: ITS FUCKIGN ALIV EU RETARD
DA-n00b1n8R: or lava?
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: ITS EITHE RALIVE OR DEAD
DA-n00b1n8R: and in what way is an egg not alive
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: GG
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: becasue an egg is exactly that
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: hte egg
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: the shell
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: its not apart of the body
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: the sperm
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: is the LIVING THING TAHT BREAKS INOT THE EGG
DA-n00b1n8R: the sperm moves not by thought, not by instinct, but because that's how it's engineered
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: DEAD SHIT DOESNT MOVE
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: K
DA-n00b1n8R: so is bacteria alive?
DA-n00b1n8R: i don't see it moving
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: yes
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: ......
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: it does move
DA-n00b1n8R: not all bacteria moves
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: well
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: then its dead
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: or just
DA-n00b1n8R: riiiight
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: not moving
DA-n00b1n8R: oh wow
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: but if IT IS MOVING
DA-n00b1n8R: like
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: its alive
DA-n00b1n8R: ida know
DA-n00b1n8R: AN EGG?
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: it vant be
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: dead
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: and move
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: period
DA-n00b1n8R: I KNOW SPERM IS ALIVE, BUT EGGS ARE TO
DA-n00b1n8R: K?
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: unles it had outside forces MAKE it move
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: but not
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: it moves ALL BY ITSELF
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: WITH MOVEMENT
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: FROM ITSELF
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: =
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: its living
DA-n00b1n8R: an egg is just as alive as bacteria.
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: =
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: its alive
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: so
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: its an egg
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: its never actualy apartof the body
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: therefor e is ireelvant
DA-n00b1n8R: an egg is never part of a body :O
DA-n00b1n8R: lies tbh
DA-n00b1n8R: in the oaveries for a start
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: ,,,,,
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: no
DA-n00b1n8R: then as the placenta
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: i mena
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: the EGG is never aprt of the BABY
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: its containg it
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: but it never becomes part of it
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: the sperm grows
DA-n00b1n8R: do you count umbilical cord as baby? actually, at which stage of development do you call it a "baby"
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: from the ntutrients
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: and ht egg suplies alot of them
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: rofl
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: its a baby as son as it is in the egg
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: by my standards
DA-n00b1n8R: k
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: and its alive
DA-n00b1n8R: so the egg IS PART OF THE BABY
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: why do you think sperm can di?e
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: BECAUSE ITS ALIVE IN THE FIRST PLACE
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: GG
DA-n00b1n8R: &#208;4&#209;&#216; †: its a baby as son as it is in the egg
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: yes
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: IN THE EGGG
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: not
DA-n00b1n8R: AND AN EGG CAN DIE TO
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: PART OF
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: yeh but
DA-n00b1n8R: BECAUSE IT'S ALIVE IN TEH FIRST PLACE
DA-n00b1n8R: GG
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: it wasnt alive and thinking
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: it was alive tissue
DA-n00b1n8R: right
DA-n00b1n8R: sperm think
DA-n00b1n8R: with their microscopic brain
DA-n00b1n8R: yeerrr
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: hte egg grows because its attatched to the mother ffs
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: its apart of HER
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: no thte baby
DA-n00b1n8R: the sperm grows cos the balls grow it
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: yup
DA-n00b1n8R: SO IS THE SPERM
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: the sperm is alive
DA-n00b1n8R: JUST NOT AS LONG
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: yeh but
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: the sperm becomes seperate
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: its not always attatched to the bals
DA-n00b1n8R: SO DOES THE EGG
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: so
DA-n00b1n8R: NOT ALLWAYS IN THE OVERIES
DA-n00b1n8R: SO YOUR POINT IS NULL
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: teh umbilical cord joins onto that
DA-n00b1n8R: EATHER AGREE WITH ME OR ADMIT DEFEAT
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: nope
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: ok
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: heers a simpe one
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: is a sper alive or dead
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: sperm*
DA-n00b1n8R: well
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: no
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: there is no well
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: or
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: pbalh blah
DA-n00b1n8R: i think the question is "can it be alive or dead"
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: its either living or its not
DA-n00b1n8R: not "is it"
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: is it alive
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: or is itdead
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: when a sperm leaves the testi
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: and is moving
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: is ait alive
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: or is it dead
DA-n00b1n8R: you can have dead sperm, and live sperm, so that question is wrong. HOWEVER sperm can live so my refrased question works
DA-n00b1n8R: it is alive
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: gg
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: i win
DA-n00b1n8R: no
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: yup
DA-n00b1n8R: you half win
DA-n00b1n8R: my turn
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: no
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: you know why?
DA-n00b1n8R: you claim that eggs are not alive
DA-n00b1n8R: i claim they are
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: becasue the egg isnt part of the baby
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: you lose
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: good day sir
DA-n00b1n8R: you clame that to be alive, it must move
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: not nesecarily
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: i said
DA-n00b1n8R: i claim that bacteria can not move and be alive
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: if it DOE smove
DA-n00b1n8R: you agree
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: its alive
DA-n00b1n8R: hence, the egg is alive aswell
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: .....
DA-n00b1n8R: and without the egg, their be no baby
DA-n00b1n8R: hence the egg is part of the baby
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: im not debatin gthat
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: im debating
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: who came first
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: and waht is alive first
DA-n00b1n8R: the egg is the first cell all others grow from
DA-n00b1n8R: IT IS THE CATALYST CELL.
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: the sperm is alive
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: BUT
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: even if the egg came before
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: it dont matter
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: cuz the egg is never apart of the baby
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: it contains it
DA-n00b1n8R: wtf
DA-n00b1n8R: um
DA-n00b1n8R: are we talking bout chickens?
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: no
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: lol
DA-n00b1n8R: k
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: you dont need to chuckl a Veeige
DA-n00b1n8R: the egg doesn't contain the baby xD
DA-n00b1n8R: lmfao
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: ur a chucking aVeegie
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: thinking way too much about the subject
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: wich makes u dumb to the simple point
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: sperm is a living creature
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: it is where we orignate
DA-n00b1n8R: agreed
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: hte egg helps US grow
DA-n00b1n8R: no
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: but US was originated as sperm
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: therefore
DA-n00b1n8R: WE CAN LIVE WITHOUT SPERM
DA-n00b1n8R: NOT YOU AND I
DA-n00b1n8R: WERE GUYS
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: we started out in our dads balls
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: and ended up in our mums tummy
DA-n00b1n8R: BUT GIRLS CAN BE CONCIEVED WITHOUT GUYS
DA-n00b1n8R: 2 GIRLS
DA-n00b1n8R: X + X CROMOSONE
DA-n00b1n8R: = GIRL
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: i dont care
DA-n00b1n8R: hmm..
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: we started out as sperm
DA-n00b1n8R: lets put it to the forums
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: and ended up in our mums tummy
DA-n00b1n8R: WE STARTED OUT AS EGGS
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: we started in balls
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: and ended up in tummy
DA-n00b1n8R: WOUM
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: watever

dano claims that sperm is alive.
i agree
i claim that eggs are alive
he disagrees
i claim that eggs are the starting point.
he disagrees
he claims that sperm are the starting point.
i dissagree.

we presented out arguments, now discuss?

[DaneO'Roo]

I'm not debating wether or not the egg was alive, i was debating where we start first.....



Which is in our dads testicle. We START OUT as a sperm and using our POWERS OF LIVING we MOVE up the uterus into the egg. So that means Step 1 for CONCIEVING is ejaculation, step 2 is the moving up into the uterus and step 3 is the battle of sperm for the egg, followed by many more steps but those are irrelvant to the topic.

The egg is prepared for us, but isn't the starting point. WE start out as sperm in our dads ballsack.

which is why I said "rofl did you know once apon a time we were floating around in our dads ballsack?"

k?

k.

[n00b1n8R]

just because it's older doesn't mean we start as it. again, i bring up this point.

scientists have developed a technique to creation a baby WITHOUT SPERM.
males have X and Y cromosones.
females have XX.
scientists take one females X and another females X, do some fancy figgury jiggery and make a new girl (XX).

no sperm, hence not needed, hence I WINZORZ111+SHIFT.

k?

k.

[Bodzilla]

my 2 cents will seem like incoherrant rambling. i used to do bio and it's kinda hard to remember and explain it to u

u need 7 to classify it as living

i cant remember them all but it's something like

1.moving
2. excrement
3. Eating (absorption)
4. breathing
ect. an Egg is not alive. it is just a single Cell. Thats right every egg is only made up of 1 cell, it doesnt move it gets moved, it dont eat.

and noobinator no. thats not right u cant get 2 girls and make another girl (unless cloning). the same way u cant get 2 guys and make a Super Dude or another girl.

u need a Egg at least, but u can also use other types of tissue such as skin to replace the sperm and u need to scramble the Egg to remove the information it carrys, so the Egg basically becomes just a shell and has no control over the growth of the baby, and the replacement tissue carrys all the information. there for the kid will be exactly the same as the person the sample was taken from.
summary, an Egg with no Information for creating the kid, and another Harvested cell that has All the information for making a kid is Cloning. All Cells, except sex cells, have all the information required to make a person, It's just when they form into e.g. a skin cell they lock out information.

in closeing an Egg is not alive, i dont know if a sperm cell is alive tho i dont think so, There is no starting point because both need to happen at the same time and Both carry half the information required to make a child. they are =. Nothing starts, they combine.

and btw noobinator theres way for ppl to have XXX, or XXY or YYX and so on and so forth. they lead to all weird disease's and wat not. basically when the sex cells are deviding and multiplying some get stuck together and dont break apart properly.

[n00b1n8R]

and noobinator no. thats not right u cant get 2 girls and make another girl (unless cloning). the same way u cant get 2 guys and make a Super Dude or another girl.

it's a form of cloning. but it uses no sperm to create life, but it needs eggs, hence eggs nesicary to make humans, sperm not.

TBH if it weren't for one thing, women wouldn't need us guys xD

[Emmzee]

itt conception debate

[n00b1n8R]

this came out of nowhere >.>

leiukemia: queer
DA-n00b1n8R: wtf
leiukemia: ahahahaha
DA-n00b1n8R: when did i give you my xfire?
leiukemia: friend of friend list biatch
DA-n00b1n8R: ach noez
DA-n00b1n8R: whic friend?
leiukemia: iunno
DA-n00b1n8R: mmk
DA-n00b1n8R: so
DA-n00b1n8R: wada'd ya wana talk about?
leiukemia: just to call you a queer bye noe
<This user is now offline>

[Emmzee]

Light yourself on fire.
.

[Leiukemia]

PharoaheZephyrus: brb I'm going to float some logs.
Leiukemia: lol alright tmi
Leiukemia: I'm quoting that you sick fuck

[Con]

Best quote ever, was a long time ago but it went sorta like this:

Me: I hate fast food, it's cheap for a reason.
Snaf: Yeah, the only thing I like to eat out is my GF

[DaneO'Roo]

^ I hear ya snaf :cool:

[Masterz1337]

xxjrodxx100: impressive. how did u re-do the entire campaign with different weapons?
Masterz1337: most of the tags are new
Masterz1337: who is this?
xxjrodxx100: hmm.
xxjrodxx100: u dont know me.
xxjrodxx100: but i know you.
xxjrodxx100: anyway.
xxjrodxx100: s get back to business
xxjrodxx100: we
xxjrodxx100: shall
xxjrodxx100: how much do u know about halo CE:?
Masterz1337: alot
Masterz1337: why
xxjrodxx100: how did u mod campaign?
Masterz1337: with tools
xxjrodxx100: such as.
Masterz1337: hk+
Masterz1337: hek_
Masterz1337: hek+
xxjrodxx100: where can i find this
Masterz1337: on google?
xxjrodxx100: ...
xxjrodxx100: u dont ammuse me
xxjrodxx100: obviously i should be talking to sum1 a little more...machure
xxjrodxx100: thanks for...er...thanks
xxjrodxx100: i guess?
xxjrodxx100: but i have business that needs to be done so um. bye

[scribbsi]

lol funny trhead keep da luilz cumin

[Hurrvish]

^ what did this guy just say?
lol funny thread keep the luliz ejaculating?

xxjrodxx100: impressive. how did u re-do the entire campaign with different weapons?
Masterz1337: most of the tags are new
Masterz1337: who is this?
xxjrodxx100: hmm.
xxjrodxx100: u dont know me.
xxjrodxx100: but i know you.
xxjrodxx100: anyway.
xxjrodxx100: s get back to business
xxjrodxx100: we
xxjrodxx100: shall
xxjrodxx100: how much do u know about halo CE:?
Masterz1337: alot
Masterz1337: why
xxjrodxx100: how did u mod campaign?
Masterz1337: with tools
xxjrodxx100: such as.
Masterz1337: hk+
Masterz1337: hek_
Masterz1337: hek+
xxjrodxx100: where can i find this
Masterz1337: on google?
xxjrodxx100: ...
xxjrodxx100: u dont ammuse me
xxjrodxx100: obviously i should be talking to sum1 a little more...machure
xxjrodxx100: thanks for...er...thanks
xxjrodxx100: i guess?
xxjrodxx100: but i have business that needs to be done so um. bye
'tard

[Bodzilla]

it's a form of cloning. but it uses no sperm to create life, but it needs eggs, hence eggs nesicary to make humans, sperm not.

TBH if it weren't for one thing, women wouldn't need us guys xD
>__________>

no. the Egg is only there to house the baby, It doesnt play any role in shaping the baby.

oshi we derailed the great thread :'(
D:


i'm a fucking douche and i shouldnt have doubted u
Sweeter words have never been said.

[Bodzilla]

TV: "this is one of the toughest weeks in the biggest loser, And it's high Stakes."
Me: "steaks? biggest loser? Hahahahahaha"
Dad: "Yeah We get to see who gets the Chop"
me: "ROFL!!!!!!"

hahah stupid Dad Humour FTW

[Corgy]

Holy shit if you guys took a basic biology class you wouldn't have had that silly "debate" up there. My goodness.

I can't even be bothered sorting out your incorrect bullshit.

My goodness.

"eggs house the baby"? Holy shit.

[Bodzilla]

Meh, been a while since i did it, and booze and Internet have destroyed my knowledge of where babies come from.

it was the stalk right?
seriously.

[Stealth]

pudding2290210:HA!
pudding2290210:you there?..
TSL Stealth:kind of
pudding2290210:what half your keyboard there....
pudding2290210:then weres the outher half....
pudding2290210:*looks off into space!*
TSL Stealth:no, I'm here, I was just playing Halo CE
pudding2290210:thats MANLY!
TSL Stealth:my been and cheese burteo tasts like penut butter
pudding2290210:I blow a capasitor in my power suply in electronics at school and it smelled like penut butter...
TSL Stealth:lol
pudding2290210:gess alot of thing in this world are like penut butter..
TSL Stealth:my old bird use to eat my sister's hear, and she thoguth it tasted like penut butter
pudding2290210:*blows up right next to me...* every one looks at me... I thought it came from acrossed the room...I go.... I didn't do it...

what is this world coming to!!!:eek:

[CN3089]

horrible, horrible sperm/eggs debate

you're both wrong on so many levels

[Rob Oplawar]

not really a quote, but it's funny, and it's worth mentioning:

i'm what is technically called a "space cadet"
example:
i was in the circuits lab testing my 5 volt power supply. being as spaced out as i am, i thought i had already attached the leads from the power cable to the power supply, but i was actually still holding the leads in my hand. so, i plugged the cable into the 120 volt outlet. sparks flew, the lights flickered, the outlet made a nice electrical shock sound, and i "called out in pain" (read: NOT a scream) luckily i had the leads in just one hand so all i got was a nice blackened patch on my palm. but the best part is EVERYONE saw and had a good laugh at the retard who nearly electrocuted himself.

[Pooky]

FriedMetroid: hack it like an aim-botter oh yea
Rosso11191: Crack-a-hacker
Rosso11191: Oh!
.

[Masterz1337]

Masterz1337 received C:\Users\Masterz1337\Documents\download\masterz133 7\Brute mouth.rar.
Masterz1337: question
dano555666: mm
Masterz1337: who the hell has glowing teeth?
dano555666: lol
dano555666: who has glowing eyes
Masterz1337: kitty cats

[CtrlAltDestroy]

CtrlAltDestroy: because I can predict the future
Masters: alright
Masters: how long till I have sex again
Masters: witha women
CtrlAltDestroy: never
Masters: damnit

[Masterz1337]

asshole

[Hotrod]

CtrlAltDestroy: because I can predict the future
Masters: alright
Masters: how long till I have sex again
Masters: witha women
CtrlAltDestroy: never
Masters: damnit

Lol, nice. You know you could have lied to make him happy:).

[Stealth]

Masterz1337 received C:\Users\Masterz1337\Documents\download\masterz133 7\Brute mouth.rar.
Masterz1337: question
dano555666: mm
Masterz1337: who the hell has glowing teeth?
dano555666: lol
dano555666: who has glowing eyes
Masterz1337: kitty cats
If I told you, you woldn't believe me... >.>
on topic...


TSL Stealth:http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showthread.php?p=46225#post46225 (http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showthread.php?p=46225#post46225)
TSL Stealth:lol
pudding2290210:...the answer is penutbutter!
TSL Stealth:lol
TSL Stealth:!
TSL Stealth:I just got an email
pudding2290210:see snake?...
pudding2290210:..o
TSL Stealth:New "Body Count" module online


http://www.thisspartanlife.com/episodes.php (http://www.thisspartanlife.com/episodes.php)


Our hand picked debaters fight it out over a controversial (get a life!) topic:


Homeland Security Vs. Civil Liberties
pudding2290210:...I wounder what tomfrom myspace rating on xbl is...
TSL Stealth:lol
pudding2290210:...why dose tom hate me so....
TSL Stealth:I have no idea
pudding2290210:do you hate me?...
pudding2290210:...
TSL Stealth:no
pudding2290210:YA!
pudding2290210:... I was kinda planing on you to say yes...
TSL Stealth:lol
pudding2290210:...but what ever
TSL Stealth::p
TSL Stealth: <Weird cartoon face thingy>
pudding2290210: (drool)....
TSL Stealth:<Weird cartoon face thingy>
pudding2290210:/me Jumps out window!
TSL Stealth:>?>
pudding2290210:?..TSL Stealth:>?<
pudding2290210:*flys away!!*
TSL Stealth:{?}
pudding2290210:do you hear something...*snake right behind you*
pudding2290210:sold snake
TSL Stealth:?
pudding2290210:....
pudding2290210:don't get the referance... never mind...

[DaneO'Roo]

Stealth, you don't have glowing eyes, there nothing special bout you k?k.



Pred1ator: hey masters nice avatar, thats the brute in the sp v2 right?
Timo: Why would a brute capable of brutally killing anything be wearing....pink?
Masterz1337: It's light red.

<3 RvB

[Bodzilla]

D: again with the pink masters >_________>

[Bodzilla]

Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {Ã�2â€*} // -[♫]: god dam i wish someone would kill The Silver chair dudes family
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {Ã�2â€*} // -[♫]: and hang his kittens from his mail box
Ã�4ÑØ â€*: xD
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {Ã�2â€*} // -[♫]: so he could go back to writting good music
Ã�4ÑØ â€*: lolol
Ã�4ÑØ â€*: why did you see something
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {Ã�2â€*} // -[♫]: "yay the kittens and flowers yay happy.... *interruption" sir it appears your family and your kittens have been brutally murdered"*

Death PURE MASSACRE cause i'm a fucking FREAK"
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {Ã�2â€*} // -[♫]: "get outta my fucking FACE
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {Ã�2â€*} // -[♫]: c'mon help me Burn this Place
Ã�4ÑØ â€*: xd
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {Ã�2â€*} // -[♫]: i'm fucking sick of this
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {Ã�2â€*} // -[♫]: i'm sick of u
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {Ã�2â€*} // -[♫]: Get the fuck out or get wats comming to u
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {Ã�2â€*} // -[♫]: I'll fucking Murder U 2
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {Ã�2â€*} // -[♫]: *end song*
Ã�4ÑØ â€*: lololololololololololo
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {Ã�2â€*} // -[♫]: *Crowd goes wild, Silver chair return to glory... Guitars can be heard, The musical balance is restored*
Ã�4ÑØ â€*: XDXDXDXDD
Ã�4ÑØ â€*: guitars can be heard
Ã�4ÑØ â€*: lmao
if anyone has Seen Old Silverchair and compared it to New Silverchair they'd understand wat i was talking about.

Google Silverchair film clip "Freak"

Then
Google Silverchair film clip "Straight line"

[Bodzilla]

Talking about the New H3 Vid Doc :D

Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: omg that vid doc is fucking awesome\
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: u wait till u see wat the Ent's look like
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: wow
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: i didnt even know they where gunna be in it O_o
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: i was like wtf? Ent's In halo?
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: WEird
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: fucking mad tho man
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: like Tree beard GFx from like Lord of the rings
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: in the halo game
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: :O
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: D:
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: mad!
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: yeah there Awesome bro
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: u gotta watch this
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: There like Part of Intallation one
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: i think the Grave mind if like an Infected one or some shit
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: niiiiiiiiiice
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: cant fuckign wait
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: apparently theres land mines
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: masterz wants me to make them lol
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: Orly
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: they look pretty complex
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: and i will
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: do they?
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: like all Jagged and shit
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: i reckon there more like a Spikey ball lol
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: but oval shaped
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: sounds like a brute weapon
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: indeed


Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: u seen it
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: :O
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: yes
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: watching now
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: Looks like shit :)
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: xD
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: holy fuck
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: wheres the Ents?
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: xD
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: lmao
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: hahahah Played u like a fool
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: FOOLED
i'm such a player :D

[Stealth]

Stealth, you don't have glowing eyes, there nothing special bout you k?k.

:p I didn't say I had glowing eyes, now did I.

D: again with the pink masters >_________>


if anyone has Seen Old Silverchair and compared it to New Silverchair they'd understand wat i was talking about.

Google Silverchair film clip "Freak"

Then
Google Silverchair film clip "Straight line"


Talking about the New H3 Vid Doc :D

i'm such a player :D
3 posts in a row!
all with very good quotes. and why is it that Dano isn't talking every much?

[teh lag]

Leet [6:05 P.M.]: OMG
Leet [6:05 P.M.]: OMGOMOGMOGMOGM
Leet [6:05 P.M.]: RADIOSITY
Leet [6:05 P.M.]: FINISHED
Me [6:05 P.M.]: go ingame and find it's too dark.
[5 mins later]
Leet [6:10 P.M.]: I'm reverting back to the test radiosity
Leet [6:10 P.M.]: cause this just looks like shit
Leet [6:11 P.M.]: I'm gonna fucking murder tool
Leet [6:11 P.M.]: or whoever made it
Me [6:11 P.M.]: rofl
Leet [6:11 P.M.]: akjdskjadhkjadhskjadhakjdhs
Leet [6:11 P.M.]: :'(
Leet [6:11 P.M.]: I just wanna go an / myself
Me [6:11 P.M.]: I told you so
Me [6:11 P.M.]: I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN!!!
Me [6:12 P.M.]: Me [6:05 P.M.]: go ingame and find it's too dark.
.

[CtrlAltDestroy]

Leet: omg KILL THE GYPSY

[PlasbianX]

[19:16] plasbianx: your life is full of fail
[19:17] stridervcore: ah yes, the phailspurt
[19:18] plasbianx: mmhmm
[19:18] plasbianx: 2+2 is pineapple
[19:18] stridervcore: lol
[19:18] plasbianx: srsly
[19:19] stridervcore: have you even seen my beta of that map project?
[19:19] stridervcore: not talking about the alpha
[19:19] plasbianx: you know this whole convo.. im gonna take and post here:
<insert linky for H2v quote thread cause im too lazy to find it myself>
just to get some rep. k?
[19:19] plasbianx: um
[19:19] plasbianx: that map with da stuff and all that?
[19:19] <Downloading file A Grave Decision.jpg>
[19:20] <Completed downloading file A Grave Decision.jpg in directory file:///C:\DOCUME~1\ALLENK~1\Desktop >
[19:20] plasbianx: pfft
[19:20] plasbianx: this aint porn
[19:20] stridervcore: that's an old pic lol

[Atty]

With taxes nowadays you might as well just marry for love.

[P-Thunder.]

Sean: Hello,
Girl: Hii
Sean: I love you...

[Leiukemia]

With taxes nowadays you might as well just marry for love.

I'm sad now

[Pred1ator]

goodpredator: does your bratty brother have friends?
nintendowee: yes, we pay them to be his friends :-D

[PlasbianX]

[21:48] ketrace: hey babe, a/s/l/?
[22:28] plasbianx: 15.999999999, male, on my chair, staying away from gay fags like you
[22:28] ketrace: k
[22:28] This user has been blocked.

[Stealth]

pudding2290210:HA!
pudding2290210:YOU SMELL!!!!
pudding2290210:MANLY!
pudding2290210:LIKE A MAN!
pudding2290210:*flys away!
TSL Stealth:...
TSL Stealth:I smell like melted steel, and brunt denum

You know something, I like the smell of melted steel.:eyesroll:

[CtrlAltDestroy]

how do you melt a verb

[Stealth]

you write it on the ice, and melt it. :p
any ways, I fixed the spelling.

[CtrlAltDestroy]

wright....?

[Stealth]

yes, that or you cut it out of steel, and melt it.

[Masterz1337]

What is this wright you speak of?

[Stealth]

Write...
spelling errors are a part of me...

[Bodzilla]

I think this Lovely thread is just about dead :(

who's up For Post your Quotes V3 in a few weeks ;D
revitalize (?) the thread and get some More Posters quoting :)

[DaneO'Roo]

its only dead when you say its dead. So NOW its dead. Good one :(


*edit* nah it aint dead

dano555666 (10:03:51 AM): DUDE I HAVE A FUCKING MIDGET IN MY HOUSE
Masterz1337™ (10:22:55 AM): O_o</I>
Masterz1337™ (10:23:03 AM): I told you not to get your gf pregnant

[Bodzilla]

lol.

but i think theres just such a barrage of quotes taht newbies dont bother trying to read it anymore :(

[Pooky]

I don't bother reading them half the time.

[Masterz1337]

toughtanx75: but
toughtanx75: it's spring break
toughtanx75: wtn
Masterz1337: my break starts tomarow
toughtanx75: LOL
toughtanx75: that sucks
toughtanx75: mine will be ending on sunday
toughtanx75: D;
Masterz1337: LOL
Masterz1337: that sucks
toughtanx75: fuck you F;

[Pooky]

Pooky ♂: in the snow levels
Pooky ♂: which are no longer snow
Pooky ♂: What's going to happen to the ice?
Pooky ♂: Is is now water?
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: beats me
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: its ice a moment
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: but i think itll become water
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: i wanted taht map u see there to be at sunset
Pooky ♂: With that I have to wonder
Pooky ♂: what happens to vehicles that were on the ice in the stock map?


Also


Pooky ♂: Brutes have pink blood? o_o
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: um
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: at the moment yes
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: lool
Pooky ♂: what the fuck


lmao

[p0lar_bear]

I don't remember how far back my IM logs go; all I know is that they're 50 megs :botman:

Here's an emote battle between me and Timo:


p0lar_bear: http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-hawaaaafap.gif
Timo: :awesome:
p0lar_bear: works
Timo: http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-FYH.gif
Timo: http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-Dawkins102.gif
p0lar_bear: :downsgun:
p0lar_bear: :suicide:
p0lar_bear: http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-eng99.gif
p0lar_bear: wtffffffffffff
Timo: what is with the horrible transparency
p0lar_bear: crappy gif transparencies
p0lar_bear: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCKOFF
Timo: http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-engleft.gif
p0lar_bear: :eng101:
p0lar_bear: http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-eng99.gif
p0lar_bear: HOW THE FUCK
p0lar_bear: ARRRRRRRGH
p0lar_bear: :suicide:
Timo: http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-downsrim.gif
p0lar_bear: :iia:
p0lar_bear: http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-arghfist.gif:saddowns:
Timo: http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-arghfist.gif :gonk:
p0lar_bear: :downs:http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-fh.gif
p0lar_bear: .
p0lar_bear: http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-argh.gif
Timo: http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-arghfist.gif:v
p0lar_bear: http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-laffo.gif
p0lar_bear: that's fucking awesome
p0lar_bear: http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-colbert.gif
p0lar_bear: oh hey nice transparency now
Timo: http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-fh.gif
Timo: http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-argh.gif
p0lar_bear: http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-arghfist.gifhttp://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-fappery.gif
Timo: what
Timo: oh right
p0lar_bear: http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-monocle.gifhttp://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-fh.gif
Timo: :iiam:
p0lar_bear: http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-iiaca.gif
p0lar_bear: :iiamoustache:
p0lar_bear: .
p0lar_bear: SA Emoticons FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
Timo: I have to say
Timo: http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showpost.php?p=35664&postcount=19
Timo: I LOLed in real life
Timo: that emote is hilarious
p0lar_bear: http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-downsbravo.gif
Timo: http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-downsbravo.gif
p0lar_bear: vs http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-bravo.gif
p0lar_bear: the clear winner ishttp://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-downsbravo.gif

[DaneO'Roo]

^LOL SO MANY SMILEYS


also

Rob Oplawar (4:45:06 PM): “Sometimes, I still remember what it was like to blow my first nose.”
~ Michael Jackson
dano555666 (4:45:34 PM): rofl
dano555666 (4:45:46 PM): blow my first child*

i win

[Corgy]

rofl i get it cuz he was thought to be molesting kids

sh00p t3h wh00p imma chargin my witty comments

[rossmum]

[21:48] ketrace: hey babe, a/s/l/?
[22:28] plasbianx: 15.999999999, male, on my chair, staying away from gay fags like you
[22:28] ketrace: k
[22:28] This user has been blocked.
Pfff, you waited that long?


how do you melt a verb


wright....?
Snapped. Twice. And it was already in the quotes thread, how convenient.


toughtanx75: but
toughtanx75: it's spring break
toughtanx75: wtn
Masterz1337: my break starts tomarow
toughtanx75: LOL
toughtanx75: that sucks
toughtanx75: mine will be ending on sunday
toughtanx75: D;
Masterz1337: LOL
Masterz1337: that sucks
toughtanx75: fuck you F;
Mine ends in a week and a half. And I had no internet all this week :|


[23:19] Восстание декабристов: Dude.
[23:19] Восстание декабристов: Are you brathing?
[23:19] Восстание декабристов: *breathing?
[23:19] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): yep
[23:19] Восстание декабристов: If you are, go buy Sword of the Stars.
[23:19] Восстание декабристов: FUcking Now.
[23:20] Восстание декабристов: We wage intergalactic war in TWLEVE HOWAS!
[23:20] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): lol
[23:20] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): download minerva: metastasis 2
[23:20] Восстание декабристов: I have.
[23:20] Восстание декабристов: I love it.
[23:20] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): most epic mod i've played for a loooooooooooong time
[23:21] Восстание декабристов: Yes.
[23:21] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): dude, how awesome is it
[23:21] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): AWESOME
[23:21] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): FUCKING AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[23:21] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): i played it twice
[23:21] Восстание декабристов: Almost as epic as Wrath of KHAAAAAN!
[23:21] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): IN THE SAME FUCKING DAY
[23:21] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): that's how good it is.
[23:21] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): one playthrough wasn't enough.
[23:21] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): i needed MORE.
[23:22] Восстание декабристов: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/Timo12/IMG_0277.jpg
[23:23] Восстание декабристов: KITTEN!
[23:23] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): yes
[23:23] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): that is indeed timo's cat
[23:23] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): and i want to steal it from him
[23:23] Восстание декабристов: >:D
[23:23] Восстание декабристов: We shall engage in such actions immediately!
[23:23] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): yuss
[23:25] Восстание декабристов: And then we'll clone a T-Rex from a CHICKEN!
[23:25] Восстание декабристов: http://www.jephdraw.com/random/evolutionkillsbig.png
[23:26] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): lol
[23:27] Восстание декабристов: ARE YOU BUYING SWORD OF THE STARS BITCH?!
[23:27] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): soz, stores are closed at 11:30pm
[23:27] Восстание декабристов: Oshit.

[Stealth]

HPtQal-5Pnw
Storm3Ryder (http://www.youtube.com/user/Storm3Ryder)

HALO3 HALO3 I CANT FUCKING WAIT!
taitai907 (http://www.youtube.com/user/taitai907)

*drools*
VentrisFellstorm (http://www.youtube.com/user/VentrisFellstorm)

Oh shit! Now my keyboard is all wet and messed up...
Stealth1000 (http://www.youtube.com/user/Stealth1000)

I warned you.

LMAO

[teh lag]

Leet [5:52 P.M.]: ever wonder why they call it a blowjob
Leet [5:52 P.M.]: when you suck?

Nuff said.

[CtrlAltDestroy]

:argh:

[rossmum]

CtrlAltDe5tr0y (2:56:18 PM): OK I HAVE LVL 100 CHARZAR WITH FIRE BLAST
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (2:56:26 PM): U GOT NUTHING ON ME
teh rossmum (2:56:33 PM): FUK
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (2:56:46 PM): YEA BITCH BEAT THAT
teh rossmum (2:56:51 PM): uh
teh rossmum (2:56:52 PM): uh
teh rossmum (2:56:53 PM): well
teh rossmum (2:56:54 PM): uh
teh rossmum (2:57:08 PM): I HAVE LEVEL 9001 INTERNET MEME
teh rossmum (2:57:15 PM): WITH 4CHAN
teh rossmum (2:57:16 PM): OWNED
teh rossmum (2:57:17 PM): OWNED
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (2:57:18 PM): OHNO
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (2:57:29 PM): CADESTROY IS WEAK AGAINST INTERNET MEMES
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (2:57:42 PM): ROSSMUM IS CHARGIN DA LAZER
teh rossmum (2:57:53 PM): SHOOP DA WHOOP
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (2:57:57 PM): ARRGH
teh rossmum (2:57:59 PM): IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (2:58:03 PM): DEELS MASIV DMG
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (2:58:11 PM): CAD FAINTED
CtrlAltDe5tr0y signed off at 2:58:14 PM.


CtrlAltDe5tr0y (2:58:21 PM): CAD USED REVIVE
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (2:58:23 PM): HP RESTORED
teh rossmum (2:58:26 PM): OH SHIT
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (2:58:44 PM): OK TIME FOR ULTIMAT ATTK
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (2:59:00 PM): CAD USES INTERNET GOES OUT
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (2:59:05 PM): ROSSMUMS INTERNET WENT OUT
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (2:59:11 PM): ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE
teh rossmum (2:59:14 PM): SHIT
teh rossmum (2:59:16 PM): SHIT
teh rossmum (2:59:18 PM): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
teh rossmum (2:59:20 PM): I ARE LOSE
teh rossmum (2:59:23 PM): FUCK
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (2:59:24 PM): :win:
teh rossmum (2:59:31 PM): :downsgun:
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (2:59:37 PM): CAD GAINED 9028430293849023842904382084 EXP PTS
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (2:59:40 PM): WHAT????!
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (2:59:43 PM): CAD IS EVOLVING?
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (3:00:01 PM): CAD EVOLVED INTO
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (3:00:03 PM): uh
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (3:00:12 PM): i dunno
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (3:00:14 PM): :x
teh rossmum (3:00:15 PM): CTRLALTSTFU
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (3:00:18 PM): OK
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (3:00:27 PM): shit theres no stfu button
teh rossmum (3:00:30 PM): FUCK
teh rossmum (3:00:32 PM): MAKE ONE
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (3:00:33 PM): i see ctrl and alt though
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (3:00:35 PM): ok
:D

[CtrlAltDestroy]

is quoting me like a new fad or something :saddowns:

[p0lar_bear]

is quoting me like a new fad or something :saddowns:

.

[bleach]

damn. These quotes are good.i was about to post some on the pink brute, apparently that has been taken.

[Bodzilla]

hahaha nice CAd

u fucking pokemon

[CN3089]

I don't remember how far back my IM logs go; all I know is that they're 50 megs :botman:

Here's an emote battle between me and Timo:

oh god why did I ever link you people to sa.tweek

[Masterz1337]

Masterz1337: care to do a quick test with me?
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: k
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: only if youll do a quick test with me also
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: :o
Masterz1337: kk sure
Masterz1337: long as it doesnt involve anal dipping
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: send yous first
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: aw, damn
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: ok, other test then

Polar, I have 5 gigs of IM logs.

[Masterz1337]

CtrlAltDe5tr0y wants to send file h2_coagulation_beta_v01b_mc.rar.
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: .
Masterz1337 wants to send file C:\Program Files\Microsoft Games\Halo Custom Edition\maps\cmt_rc2_snow_grove.rar.
Masterz1337: this is like having sex
Masterz1337: cept were trading files
Masterz1337: and not vaginal fluids

[Hotrod]

cmt_rc2_snow_grove?

[Masterz1337]

{PK}Cheatsman: <http://files.filefront.com//;7241632;;/>
heres a map you can try,its a contest entry for kirby_422's doom on hogdriver contest,i got a 10 out of 10 for most insulting to hogdriver,and wait 'till you see its called hogdriver,you'll lol
CMT-Masterz1337: I dont care
{PK}Cheatsman: *wait 'till u see its called unclemod
CMT-Masterz1337: and why the hell are you posting on gearbox?
{PK}Cheatsman: because i can
CMT-Masterz1337: but.....
CMT-Masterz1337: no one likes you
CMT-Masterz1337: or wants you
{PK}Cheatsman: FWI,not everyone there is CMT ya know...
CMT-Masterz1337: no
{PK}Cheatsman: *FYI
CMT-Masterz1337: but they still dont like you
{PK}Cheatsman: how would u know?
CMT-Masterz1337: I don't not like you because of the whole blackmail thing
CMT-Masterz1337: I dont liek you because your an immature POS
CMT-Masterz1337: because they all say how your retarded
CMT-Masterz1337: with your halo "pictures"
CMT-Masterz1337: and your
CMT-Masterz1337: "pokemon"
{PK}Cheatsman: cmt's notoriously portayed as holding grudges
CMT-Masterz1337: not realy
CMT-Masterz1337: well
CMT-Masterz1337: I hold gruges against retards
CMT-Masterz1337: liek strider
{PK}Cheatsman: and pokemon brings ppl back to the time of the 90's
CMT-Masterz1337: sow vapor
CMT-Masterz1337: and
CMT-Masterz1337: thats it
CMT-Masterz1337: hate to tell ya
CMT-Masterz1337: but this is 2007
{PK}Cheatsman: BTW,wwho the hell is strider?

[Hurrvish]

vaginal fluids? you two arent female
>_>
<_<
ITS A CONSPIRACY!
EDIT: lol @ cheatsman. what a fucktard

[p0lar_bear]

oh god why did I ever link you people to sa.tweek

Ever stop to think that you're not the only pseudogoon out there who's heard of sa.tweek?

:v

[CtrlAltDestroy]

jesus fucking stop quoting me

[Masterz1337]

Masterz1337: its fun to quote you
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: WELL YOU CAN GO STICK YOUR PENIS IN AN ELECTRIC PENCIL SHARPENER
Masterz1337: lol
CtrlAltDe5tr0y: also, dont quote that
Masterz1337: lol
Masterz1337: quoted

[CtrlAltDestroy]

fuck off :saddowns:

[p0lar_bear]

jesus fucking stop quoting me

.

[CtrlAltDestroy]

dear god not you too

[CtrlAltDestroy]

Also, did you know that quoting me gives you aids

[p0lar_bear]

Also, did you know that quoting me gives me aids

:downs:

[Masterz1337]

Also, did you know that quoting me gives you aids
ok

[Hotrod]

dear god not you too

:)

[CtrlAltDestroy]

fuck you guys ok

[Hotrod]

Sorry, I will delete my post if it makes you feel better.

[teh lag]

Boba [9:30 P.M.]: what a bunch of nappy headed hoes
Lag [9:30 P.M.]: what?
Boba [9:31 P.M.]: nothing
Boba [9:31 P.M.]: >_>


:iiam:



also

fuck you guys ok

[Neuro Guro]

Fuck Tha Police!!! - N.w.a.

[Hurrvish]

fuck you guys ok
dont be sad... be glad
[/gay]

[rossmum]

teh rossmum (12:53:35 PM): tell you what i find funny?
teh rossmum (12:53:39 PM): rep is like nukes
teh rossmum (12:53:49 PM): if a low-rep member does something stupid
teh rossmum (12:53:52 PM): they get wiped out
teh rossmum (12:54:03 PM): if two of us awesome guys have a -rep fight
teh rossmum (12:54:13 PM): it's mutually assured destruction
PharoaheZephyrus (12:54:34 PM): lol yes
AIDS :downs:

[PlasbianX]

PlasX: Fuck you
Pandy: My house or yours
PlasX: *looks up to the sky and prays*

[rossmum]

PlasX: Fuck you
Pandy: My house or yours
PlasX: *looks up to the sky and prays*
My ex says "...you wish".

Meanie :(

[Stealth]

teh rossmum (12:53:35 PM): tell you what i find funny?
teh rossmum (12:53:39 PM): rep is like nukes
teh rossmum (12:53:49 PM): if a low-rep member does something stupid
teh rossmum (12:53:52 PM): they get wiped out
teh rossmum (12:54:03 PM): if two of us awesome guys have a -rep fight
teh rossmum (12:54:13 PM): it's mutually assured destruction
PharoaheZephyrus (12:54:34 PM): lol yes
AIDS :downs:
Lmfao, keep me out of your little war, but it sounds fun.
also...


Zetsuei540:do you have
Zetsuei540:xbl
Zetsuei540:?
TSL Stealth:no
TSL Stealth:not yet
Zetsuei540:WHAT
Zetsuei540:...
Zetsuei540:you are weird
Zetsuei540:that is weird
Zetsuei540:a mod at tsl
Zetsuei540:and he doesnt have xbl
TSL Stealth:I'm going to get a XBL acount when I turn 18, and when I get the money, I'll get a Xbox 360
Zetsuei540:dude
TSL Stealth:and no, a xbox isn't needed to be a mod
Zetsuei540:fake your age
TSL Stealth:>.>
TSL Stealth:why, I got 2 more months

[rossmum]

Wait, XBL, 18? Huh? Since when was there an age limit?

[Stealth]

there isn't, it asks for my mom or dad to sign in and say yes to some things, and I don't need XBL yet, the silver acount I wont need untel I get Vista.

[rossmum]

Oh.

[p0lar_bear]

Silver accounts are free.

[Stealth]

I know, but I'm still waiting for my b-day.

[Hurrvish]

i used my own age. thats because i have over 5 email accounts

gets useful at times :eng101:

[TheSaintlyAlphonse]

Some guy I just saw on the forums: Read the fucking stickies

[Hurrvish]

Wife after long business trip: Thank God. Now I'm finally in my own bed, sleeping with my own husband.

BURNINATED

Whats the similarity between Michael Jackson and a Xbox/
They're both plastic and they both get turned on by children.

BURNINATED

Whats the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
40 year-old meat between 12 year-old buns.

"After inflating the playground balls, our school custodian, a classical music fanatic, had an odd habit of writing the names of famous composers on them. No one seemed particularly bothered bu this behavior except for one parent volunteer.
'Can you believe this?' she said, thrusting a basketball under my nose. 'Some kid wrote his name on all of the balls!'
'Who was it?' I asked.
'Aaron Copland.'"

"A new government study has found that the average American car weighs 500 pounds more than it did ten years ago. However, this is only true if the average American is sitting in the car."

[n00b1n8R]

i've heard all of those, but they are good ;)

[OmegaDragon]

Jenna says:
I
Jenna says:
l
Jenna says:
o
Jenna says:
v
Jenna says:
e
Jenna says:
y
David says:
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Jenna says:
what the **** is your problem?
Jenna says:
why do you always do that?

Not mine but I still like it :P

[Leiukemia]

LMAO, man I want to do that to some hoe.

[Con]

If I could be an enzyme, I would be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes.


My friend's MSN personal message.

[Stealth]

TSL Stealth:lol
TSL Stealth:I let two modded spartans lose
TSL Stealth:and they killed one banshee with Plasma rifles
pudding2290210:0.0-MANLY!!!!
TSL Stealth:they were like little kids following their momy wanting candy
pudding2290210:I want canndy....
pudding2290210:mommy do you have candy?...
TSL Stealth:no, I do not
TSL Stealth:and one of my spartans just died!
pudding2290210:*CRY!!!!*
pudding2290210:ARE YOU A FURRY?????!!!!!!
TSL Stealth:well, I just learned something
pudding2290210:what....
TSL Stealth:I got to tone down on the damage for the Covie drop shipts
TSL Stealth:ships*
TSL Stealth:they're killing my AIs

Danm those drop ships!

[rossmum]

Would've actually been vaguely funny if you'd said 'drop shits' instead...

[Corgy]

Wait, XBL, 18? Huh? Since when was there an age limit?
Xbox 360

[PlasbianX]

[22:03] plasbianx: haha
[22:03] plasbianx: new h2 maps own
[22:04] radlionheart: Fuck off...I mean, sorry...people keep bothering me while I'm colouring, it's getting annoying.
[22:04] plasbianx: :(
[22:04] plasbianx: wait
[22:04] plasbianx: coloring
[22:04] plasbianx: o_O
[22:04] radlionheart: Yeah.

[rossmum]

[22:03] plasbianx: haha
[22:03] plasbianx: new h2 maps own
[22:04] radlionheart: Fuck off...I mean, sorry...people keep bothering me while I'm colouring, it's getting annoying.
[22:04] plasbianx: :(
[22:04] plasbianx: wait
[22:04] plasbianx: coloring
[22:04] plasbianx: o_O
[22:04] radlionheart: Yeah.
LOL.

I colour stuff too, but I do it in Photoshop :downs:

[Stealth]

Would've actually been vaguely funny if you'd said 'drop shits' instead...
you know something, some day, I should learn how to model, and make a flying shit, that shoots shits at you.:lol:

[rossmum]

More like a giant ass that drops shits. Get Neuro to help with it, he's an expert in that region :downs:

[Stealth]

Lmfao, I was just thinking about that.

[Pred1ator]

I like not quoting CtrlAltDestroy :)

[Bodzilla]

you know something, some day, I should learn how to model, and make a flying shit, that shoots shits at you.:lol:
If that happened i'm sure you'd be sued for infringing copyright for the Brand "Poo shooter".

god i miss that Brand. Oi Ross do u remember the Poo shooter t-Shirts :D

[rossmum]

Yep. Haven't seen one for something like 8 years...

[Reaper Man]

Me: wtf
Friend: i know cows
Me: you mean your girlfriend?
Me:OH SNAP.
Friend:...fuck you
:3

[Masterz1337]

Masterz1337: after banning hm from cmt forums, blocking him on messeneger
Masterz1337: he goes to gbx
Masterz1337: and posts cmt ideas
RaduMachedon: ftfy
Masterz1337: like
RaduMachedon: wh
RaduMachedon: a
Masterz1337: make the rocket launcher reticle smaller
Masterz1337: ...
RaduMachedon: .........................
Masterz1337: and
Masterz1337: make
Masterz1337: a30 snowy
RaduMachedon: ...
Masterz1337: and
Masterz1337: make the rhog reticle smaller
Masterz1337: ..
RaduMachedon: someone find me a kitten.
Masterz1337: http://www.addictinggames.com/kittencannon.html

[PlasbianX]

[22:03] plasbianx: haha
[22:03] plasbianx: new h2 maps own
[22:04] radlionheart: Fuck off...I mean, sorry...people keep bothering me while I'm colouring, it's getting annoying.
[22:04] plasbianx: :(
[22:04] plasbianx: wait
[22:04] plasbianx: coloring
[22:04] plasbianx: o_O
[22:04] radlionheart: Yeah.

And now:
[20:24] radlionheart: Did you ever see my finished art on the forums?
[20:24] plasbianx: yes
[20:24] radlionheart: Did you REALLY?
[20:24] plasbianx: YES
[20:25] radlionheart: O RLY? What did you think of it?
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y130/rad_lionheart/UsulGood.jpg
[20:25] plasbianx: o_o....

[20:27] radlionheart: yeah, go back to the thread...and click the image.
[20:27] plasbianx: Huh?
[20:28] radlionheart: http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y130/rad_lionheart/UsulFinished.jpg
[20:28] plasbianx: oh you ass

[Reaper Man]

Masterz1337: after banning hm from cmt forums, blocking him on messeneger
Masterz1337: he goes to gbx
Masterz1337: and posts cmt ideas
RaduMachedon: ftfy
Masterz1337: like
RaduMachedon: wh
RaduMachedon: a
Masterz1337: make the rocket launcher reticle smaller
Masterz1337: ...
RaduMachedon: .........................
Masterz1337: and
Masterz1337: make
Masterz1337: a30 snowy
RaduMachedon: ...
Masterz1337: and
Masterz1337: make the rhog reticle smaller
Masterz1337: ..
RaduMachedon: someone find me a kitten.
Masterz1337: http://www.addictinggames.com/kittencannon.html
Ha.
http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/5070/kittencannonbh8.jpg

[Patrickssj6]

http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/g3/bells.htm

[rossmum]

AIDS and all that...


[18:26] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): he infiltrated the german convoy
[18:26] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): and is now making off with a tiger tank
[18:26] Linkage - Epicness awaits: :D
[18:26] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): at the alarming speed of 10km/h

also, poland


[18:37] Linkage - Epicness awaits: theres some weird yr8 chick whos always asking for a pic of me
[18:37] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): lol
[18:37] Linkage - Epicness awaits: shes form some other high school
[18:37] Linkage - Epicness awaits: i think she wants to make sweet sweet love to me
[18:37] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): loal
[18:37] Linkage - Epicness awaits: everytime i log onto MSN
[18:37] Linkage - Epicness awaits: shes like
[18:37] Linkage - Epicness awaits: Hi
[18:37] Linkage - Epicness awaits: The split second i load itup
[18:37] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): block?
[18:37] Linkage - Epicness awaits: and after a bit of conversation
[18:37] Linkage - Epicness awaits: shell be like
[18:37] Linkage - Epicness awaits: "so, you got a pic of u yet?"
[18:37] Linkage - Epicness awaits: IM LIK
[18:37] Linkage - Epicness awaits: OMG
[18:38] Linkage - Epicness awaits: SUCK MY COCK
[18:38] Linkage - Epicness awaits: THEN UL GET A PICTURE
[18:38] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): LOL
[18:38] Linkage - Epicness awaits: UR PICTURE ON MESSYFACIALS.COM!

[DaneO'Roo]

^ LOL MESSYFACIALS.COM LOEL xD

also kitty cannon wins

[Stealth]

TSL Stealth:can I barow your eyes for a few?
jrcap14:no, they're mine
TSL Stealth:>.>
TSL Stealth:I don't mean I really wanted you to give to me
TSL Stealth:I mean can you watch a video for me and tell me what you think
jrcap14: ok...

can I barow your eyes 0.0

[Rob Oplawar]

http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/g3/bells.htm
i think the rabbit should die gruesomely when it falls back to the ground from that height. you know, a little explosion of red and fluffy white.

[Pred1ator]

i think the rabbit should die gruesomely when it falls back to the ground from that height. you know, a little explosion of red and fluffy white.

u sick....no one wants to see a rabbit die...

[rossmum]

Rabbits are too cute to die :saddowns:

[Masterz1337]

Kittens are better.

[Hotrod]

Rabbits + Kittens = the best.

[Atty]

Rattens? :x

[teh lag]

Lag [8:47 P.M.]: that ignorant cow arteen
Lag [8:47 P.M.]: he didn't give tensity any polys that render sky!
Masterz [8:47 P.M.]: yo
Masterz [8:47 P.M.]: arteeeeeeen has the BEST
Masterz [8:47 P.M.]: Udders
Lag [8:48 P.M.]: um
Masterz [8:48 P.M.]: his milkshake brings all the fanbois to the yard


:confused2:

[CtrlAltDestroy]

he's STONED

[Rob Oplawar]

lmao you know what be funny, if you stopped being a cunt shut the fuck up whenever I make a post. Go blow your dad.
A -rep message I got. Ouch, that came out of nowhere.
Lol, I get the feeling it was meant for someone else.

[Bodzilla]

Rabbits are too cute to die :saddowns:
well wat do u expect me to eat man?:maddowns:

[Masterz1337]

Kangaroo

[Masterz1337]

A -rep message I got. Ouch, that came out of nowhere.
Lol, I get the feeling it was meant for someone else.
Hey there stealthy.

[Rob Oplawar]

^ So wait, what did I do? I'm sorrrry =(

[Masterz1337]

Wait, did I give that to you and not stealth :X. My bad. I'll +rep you when it lets me to make up for it. LoL.

[Bodzilla]

Kangaroo
i Ate some kangaroo sausages just the other day tbh. They where fucking good... i was nearly to the point of saying goodbye to steak forever!

Tasty

[Dole]

Is it a coincidence that a movie about Spartans has a run-time of 117 minutes?Posted on Gearbox Forums, in reference to 300.
It's not funny or anything, but it is an interesting little tidbit.

[Hotrod]

Posted on Gearbox Forums, in reference to 300.
It's not funny or anything, but it is an interesting little tidbit.

I think that they might have done it on purpose.

[Leiukemia]

sweet.

[Stealth]

Masterz1337:I just want you to know
Masterz1337:that made my day so much better

I know you guys don't like it when I post about Masterz, but this is more in reply to him, if he sees it.
Masterz, I just hope you're happy with your self.:cool: Game over, you win, I'll leave you and CMT alone from now on.

[Masterz1337]

Dear God, was that post needed. You coulda told me the same thing through +rep.


aip1848: i might have to tomorrow
Masterz1337: i can get more pople in it as well
aip1848: cause i gotta go to sleep soon
Masterz1337: you?
Masterz1337: sleep?
Masterz1337: unheard of
Masterz1337: I wake up at liek
Masterz1337: 4am some nights
Masterz1337: check my computer
aip1848: yeah lol, my girlfriend is making me ;p
Masterz1337: I see ghost on
Masterz1337: why
Masterz1337: falling asleep durring sex?
Masterz1337: tisk tisk

[Stealth]

sorry, but I tryed, go an error saying I've given out too much rep!
but it's better then my one sided talk with you. >.>

[rossmum]

Dear God, was that post needed. You coulda told me the same thing through +rep.


aip1848: i might have to tomorrow
Masterz1337: i can get more pople in it as well
aip1848: cause i gotta go to sleep soon
Masterz1337: you?
Masterz1337: sleep?
Masterz1337: unheard of
Masterz1337: I wake up at liek
Masterz1337: 4am some nights
Masterz1337: check my computer
aip1848: yeah lol, my girlfriend is making me ;p
Masterz1337: I see ghost on
Masterz1337: why
Masterz1337: falling asleep durring sex?
Masterz1337: tisk tisk
Disappointing, Ghosty. Disappointing. :p

[n00b1n8R]

n00b's been unbanned :D
.

[rossmum]

John (tm): you on dial up enders ?
General.John Enders: ahahahahahhahahaa
MROTS: no enders is on a string and 2 cups net connection
xbh.rossmum: LOL
.

[teh lag]

Masterz [9:25 A.M.]: they had harry potter on abc hd at like
Masterz [9:25 A.M.]: 8
Masterz [9:25 A.M.]: so when it was done
Masterz [9:25 A.M.]: i felt compled to watch the next 3
Masterz [9:25 A.M.]: till 5:30 am
Masterz [9:25 A.M.]: I want to be a wizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzard

K.

[n00b1n8R]

i missed this thread :'D

[rossmum]

CtrlAltDe5tr0y (3:37:46 PM): brute shot?
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (3:37:50 PM): rocket launcher?
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (3:37:53 PM): needler?
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (3:37:53 PM): D:
teh rossmum (3:38:23 PM): brute shot seems about as bullshit-prone as h2
teh rossmum (3:38:29 PM): rocket seems about right'
teh rossmum (3:38:39 PM): needler, i used about twice and it seemed fine
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (3:38:45 PM): hence brute shot = bs
teh rossmum (3:38:55 PM): loal
WHAT NOW F33T

[Stealth]

Lol, Brute shot = BS = Bull Shit

[SnaFuBAR]

thank you, captain obvious.

[n00b1n8R]

i agree with snaff!
yes, up the power of the BS please.


n00b1n8R says:
out of curiosety, (i'm bored and curious) if you were to set out to insult me beyond reason, and had one sentance to use, what would you say to piss me off/make me sad/w/e?
Al. says:
not sure. I generally don't set out to do that to people. It wouldn't really have proper effect as I don't think I know what really does piss you off. throw me a bone and I'll see what I can come up with
n00b1n8R says:
well TBH the main thing that pisses me of is lack of reason.
n00b1n8R says:
that has never occoured to me till just then O.o
Al. says:
well in that case, the arguments you are presenting are about as well thought out as a 2 year old's fecal fingerpainting and smell very much the same way. come back when you get the vaguest idea of what you are saying or you'll just be run out on a rail. I say this because it's the truth as shown by the Bible which is ultimate truth and no argument or reasoning can change that and.......
Al. says:
ok I suck at insults unless provoked
n00b1n8R says:
omg
n00b1n8R says:
that is the exact type of post that would get me flaming you soo hard
n00b1n8R says:
lmao, that's good

[Bodzilla]

^lol Asking for a flame??

Bring it On N00b >: D

[n00b1n8R]

K.

[Tweek]

DRAMA! i can't believe i'm not in this thread at least 5-bagillion times :U

[n00b1n8R]

zilla's being a bitch and not responding to my challenge D:
(afk be dammed!)

[rossmum]

DRAMA! i can't believe i'm not in this thread at least 5-bagillion times :U
Post more and you probably will be. http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-argh.gif

[Stealth]

Heres the deal, like alot of people out there I can't afford to upgrade my os every two or three years.
here is something for those of you who can't afford to upgrade.

Job = Money = New OS/New Computer
WOW! who would of known that if you get a job you get money!
Take it from a guy who spends his time cleaning and building cubicles 4 hours a day for 5 days a week, $7.00 a hour, if you worked 3 to 4 hours a day for one week, your pay check will be some where around $100.00 and with that alone, you can buy the cheapest Windows Vista.


I'm gonna put it this way. Halo 2 WILL NEVER be available to XP users unless they upgrade. Here's why:
The reasons I said earlier, and nobody will be able to crack it. Its almost impossible to re-code for a new OS. Thats like trying to make a game thats for windows on mac without being the company that made the game. ITS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE! Do you moderators realize this is a waste of time and JUST CLOSE THE FORUM!!!!!!!!!! And buddy, oOomArKoOo don't bother saying torrent vista somebody's gonna get in trouble and its most likely not gonna be u so ur gonna feel guilty.
yes, some one should lock/remove this topic, and others like it, it's a wast of space, less then 2 or 3 weeks away from releasing is WAY TOO LATE TO MAKE IT FOR XP! And I can't remember who said it, or where it was said, but if a game is made to run on a new OS like Vista, then the maker of the game 99.99% chance of every computer with that OP running the game at it's best, that really helps people out, if Vista can't run on your PC, then it's not going to run Halo 2 no mater how much you want it to run Halo 2, the only way is to Upgrade your computer and OS.

and the new text in my sig is one more quote from Bungie's forums.:rolleyes:

[rossmum]

sss says:
ok here is the secret to sucess in life
sss says:
two step process
sss says:
1) get drunk
2) stay drunk



sss says:
grrrrrr
sss says:
stupid goon sack wont give me anymore goon
sss says:
must be
sss says:
what do you call it
sss says:
the opposite of full
sss says:
empty

My friend Bruce is kinda drunk. Not like it's obvious or anything :p

[n00b1n8R]

is a goon sack a pile of something awful forum members or that other sack in yo....

[rossmum]

It's cask wine.

[Bodzilla]

^lol xD


annette =]: haha sum guy in here said to another player> yu prolly want my penis its not for sale!
annette =]: and i sed
annette =]: for hire?
annette =]: lol snap
hahahaha

[Emmzee]

Trar: so you made the images for Grueslayer?
Emmzee: Most of them
Another Pongo: I'm just a traaaaaaaaansvestite
Emmzee: SHUT UP!
Trar: SHUT IT
Emmzee: lol same time
Trar: we must be siamese twins
Emmzee: that would explain the person attached to me

From #uncyclopedia.

[Masterz1337]

parasite12356: I didn't know that much
parasite12356: Hmm
Masterz1337: have you ever?

[Bodzilla]

Ownd :D

[Rob Oplawar]

heh, I finally got a quote:

Rob Oplawar: idgi
TheDeathHare: Acronyms mean not much.
Rob Oplawar: it's one i use a lot
TheDeathHare: No comprendo.
Rob Oplawar: hahahahaha

lol, the irony.

[n00b1n8R]

IMmy says:
whats a fish without and eye
IMmy says:
*an
n00b1n8R says:
A BLIND FISH
IMmy says:
WRONG
IMmy says:
AHAHAAH
n00b1n8R says:
you are stupid sometimes
IMmy says:
its FSH (cause you took out the "I" )
n00b1n8R says:
toche

[Bodzilla]

Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: DANE
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: DANE!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: DANE@@@@@!1111
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: BEEEP!
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: lawl
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: god u never reply
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: fucking Looney Bastard
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: lalw
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: heres the Important Msg i sent ya
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: Fap
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: fap
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: fap
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: fap
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: fap
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: fa
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: ERrgghhh
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: fab
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: fab
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: Squirt
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: fab
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: sag
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: :(
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: :D!@!!!!!!
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: XD
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: xD
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: hahaha
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: nasty
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: Pretty Nifty hey :D!
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: fucking nasty
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: :X
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: xD^
why do i do this?

&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: im guna get some panadol and some food
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: bak
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: Fap
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: uck
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: im starting modelling
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: Get bakc to work
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: ffs
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: i hate u
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: and i hate the Things u like
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: and i FAP on u while u sleep :secret: ._.
&#208;4&#209;&#216; †: >_>
Ž↕ζζΛ ☺ {&#208;2†} // -[♫]: xD!
simply because i can

[DaneO'Roo]

Lol, Brute shot = BS = Bull Shit

thank you, captain obvious.
.

[Bodzilla]

http://files.redvsblue.com/web/images/comic/RT_Comic_Ep109_Celeb.jpg
god i love RvB

[Pooky]

Lol, Brute shot = BS = Bull Shit

That's what ross and Wol were calling it when I shoved grenades up their anii

[Stealth]

wow, old news guys.

[CtrlAltDestroy]

old news is a paradox. :|

[Stealth]

==Trivia==
* It is believed that Stealth is really a loud fat guy with fat stubby fingers, hence his ironic moniker of "stealth". <= btw, if I quote you, I technically have your "Okey" :stealth:


Who every put this is most likey 50+ LB heavier then me.
Stealth = Walking, talking stick.

[n00b1n8R]

how many kilo's to a lb >.>

[Stealth]

I use to know, but now I don't even know half the things I've learned back in 7th grade.

[CtrlAltDestroy]

~2.2lbs = 1kg

[Masterz1337]

RaduMachedon: our county
RaduMachedon: has an acronym for everything
RaduMachedon: like
RaduMachedon: "pfotg"
Masterz1337: wtf is that
Masterz1337: shit

[teh lag]

^ it was later revealed to actually be "pfoegg."


Masterz1337 [9:45 P.M.]: ew
Masterz1337 [9:45 P.M.]: c20
Masterz1337 [9:45 P.M.]: blargh
Masterz1337 [9:45 P.M.]: cant we like
Masterz1337 [9:45 P.M.]: put a tele in teh beginign
RaduMachedon [9:45 P.M.]: no.
Masterz1337 [9:45 P.M.]: that brings you to the end
Masterz1337 [9:45 P.M.]: :(
RaduMachedon [9:45 P.M.]: put porno every 50 meters
RaduMachedon [9:46 P.M.]: positive reenforcement twards completion
Masterz1337 [9:46 P.M.]: its a plan

[n00b1n8R]

would dennis host it but ;)

[rossmum]

Ugh, the infamous c20.map, the Library. Nothing I tried could make that level any more bearable. Even when I was talking to various people on Xfire and rocking out to AC/DC while modding the fuck out of it to try make it more fun, I fucking despised it. It was kinda cool in a way though, because it was like this huge slow-motion nightmare, the sort you'd feel you were in if that really happened. Kinda like Ravenholm in HL2 and Combine Destiny 2. So fucking monotonous, yet it kept me playing to the end.

[CtrlAltDestroy]

lol, libary

[rossmum]

Shut up, it's too early.

Yes, 12:49pm is too early.

[rossmum]

Who every put this is most likey 50+ LB heavier then me.
Stealth = Walking, talking stick.
Well I dunno about whoever it was, but if it'd been me:

Stealth is 145lb, 5' 11".
Ross is 120lb, 6'1".

Ross wins. :)

[CtrlAltDestroy]

:woop:

[rossmum]

f33t c&p'd something I wrote and got stuck with my AIM font :p

CtrlAltDe5tr0y (1:26:11 PM): .
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (1:26:16 PM): O DEAR GOD
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (1:26:18 PM): ITS INFECTED ME
teh rossmum (1:26:23 PM): LOL
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (1:26:26 PM): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (1:26:28 PM): NO
teh rossmum (1:26:28 PM): WINNER
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (1:26:28 PM): NIO
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (1:26:29 PM): NO
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (1:26:30 PM): NO
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (1:26:30 PM): NO
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (1:26:31 PM): NO
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (1:26:31 PM): NO
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (1:26:35 PM): NOT POSSIBLE
teh rossmum (1:26:38 PM): YES
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (1:26:38 PM): DOES NOT COMPUTER
teh rossmum (1:26:41 PM): LOLOL
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (1:26:45 PM): -R
teh rossmum (1:26:45 PM): YOU AM ZOMBIE
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (1:26:47 PM): WTF COMPUTER
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (1:26:54 PM): also, hi
teh rossmum (1:27:01 PM): awwww hell naw
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (1:27:12 PM): well fuck you too o...DEAR GOD
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (1:27:15 PM): IS THERE NO CURE
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (1:27:25 PM): i r sad
teh rossmum (1:27:28 PM): LOLOLOL
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (1:27:29 PM): :endlife:
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (1:28:14 PM): :iiae:
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (1:28:24 PM): it is an epidemic
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (1:28:40 PM): help me ross
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (1:28:45 PM): i do not have long to.. live
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (1:28:48 PM): <_<
teh rossmum (1:28:53 PM): posy
teh rossmum (1:28:55 PM): *post
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (1:28:55 PM): before I will be completely
teh rossmum (1:28:56 PM): lots
teh rossmum (1:28:59 PM): it will cure you
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (1:28:59 PM): transformed
teh rossmum (1:29:01 PM): trust me
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (1:29:04 PM): into a rossmum
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (1:29:09 PM): the ones with no life
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (1:29:14 PM): equivalent to a zombie
teh rossmum (1:29:29 PM): LOLOLOL
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (1:29:55 PM): AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggg ggggggghhhhhhhhh
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (1:30:05 PM): :die:
CtrlAltDe5tr0y (1:30:08 PM):

[Stealth]

Well I dunno about whoever it was, but if it'd been me:

Stealth is 145lb, 5' 11".
Ross is 120lb, 6'1".

Ross wins. :)
:p Ok let me say this,
Rossmum = Walking, Talking Stick
you're taller then me by 2", and lighter them me, muscle wize, I don't know.

[Pooky]

Ugh, the infamous c20.map, the Library. Nothing I tried could make that level any more bearable. Even when I was talking to various people on Xfire and rocking out to AC/DC while modding the fuck out of it to try make it more fun, I fucking despised it. It was kinda cool in a way though, because it was like this huge slow-motion nightmare, the sort you'd feel you were in if that really happened. Kinda like Ravenholm in HL2 and Combine Destiny 2. So fucking monotonous, yet it kept me playing to the end.

Mod it so you're playing as a flood bloated form with infinite health, and all the other floods are baby floods. They crawls on you and rapes you. It's lol

[n00b1n8R]

library is just.. the library.
and LUL AT CAD


Pooky ♂: hi
Pooky ♂: hi
Pooky ♂: hi
Pooky ♂: hi
Pooky ♂: how are you?
Pooky ♂: Are you playing Halo?
Pooky ♂: what kind of fag plays Halo?
Pooky ♂: I hate Halo
Pooky ♂: Halo sucks
Pooky ♂: Halo has bunnies and death carrots
Pooky ♂: then the bunnies eat the carrots
Pooky ♂: and they die
Pooky ♂: That's why they're called death carrots
Pooky ♂: lol
Pooky ♂: ol
Pooky ♂: ololol
DA-n00b1n8R: hi
Pooky ♂: I'm funny
DA-n00b1n8R: LIEZ

[rossmum]

:p Ok let me say this,
Rossmum = Walking, Talking Stick
you're taller then me by 2", and lighter them me, musile wize, I don't know.
What is 'musile'?

For that matter, what is 'muscle'? :(

[Stealth]

muscle= The meat on your bones, the stuff that move your body around, the thing in your mouth.

[Pooky]

muscle= The meat on your bones, the stuff that move your body around, the thing in your mouth.

Actually, cocks are made of cartilage, nerve endings, and blood vessels. Or do you mean tongues? Either way, you fail

[Stealth]

>.<
Not that! your toune (SP?)
I know what the dick is made of.

[rossmum]

No, I think you missed the point. I'm so light because I'm more or less a skeleton wrapped in skin, with a few vital organs thrown in for shits and giggles.

metabolism FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[itszutak]

Actually, I weigh less than you. 111.2 pounds, last time I checked.

I eat like a horse.

And I would keep eating fatty shit except I've heard that even if I don't gain fat, I still could clog my arteries. :/

Also, no exercise = no muscles = no weight :/

[Stealth]

No, I think you missed the point. I'm so light because I'm more or less a skeleton wrapped in skin, with a few vital organs thrown in for shits and giggles.

metabolism FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
lmfao

ok, so I gor more muscle then you :p.
any ways, back ontopic....


<<TUI>>Hentz: I need more team mates.
"Syuu V Core": Lol
Stealth: Lmao, you can have half of my team mate.
<<TUI>>Hentz: Lmao
<<TUI>>Hentz: But I don't want zombies
Stealth: Lmfao

[Hurrvish]

ross = anorexic

me = 5' 4" 90 lbs

[n00b1n8R]

thanks for that informative lesson pooky >_<

[Masterz1337]

Pooky see's alot of them.

[PlasbianX]

<Shinkna> Rawr! Everybody fear me and my dasparion staff!
<PlasX> Rawr...? Fear me with my +10 ghost staff w/ acumen?
<Shinkna> .... ill jam my staff up your ass
<PlasX> My staff has more power, so ill jam it up yours first.
<Shinkna> Atleast my ass is bigger!
<Shinkna> so HA!
<PlasX> O_O....

[Con]

see sig ---V

[rossmum]

ross = anorexic

me = 5' 4" 90 lbs
No, if I was annorexic I'd be about 60lbs. I eat a lot, I just don't put on weight.

Also,



Foxtrot. says:
first exam tuesday.
Foxtrot. says:
on a freaking bank holiday

Burninated.

[Emmzee]

There have been many small pistols made, but the best of them all is the Browning .25 ACP (aka. “Baby” Browning in 6.35mm Browning). The reason I owned one is quite simple—I inherited it from my Dad, and never bothered to register it with the S. African Police [spit]. We had a saying back in those days: “Everyone should own at least one unregistered gun” (Brits and Canadians take note)—because if ever the authorities ever did get round to confiscating all registered guns (a simple matter of looking up the names and addresses and going round to collect them), it was always wise to have one the bastards didn’t know about.
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[n00b1n8R]

DA-n00b1n8R: why is your forum dead :3
{PK}Cheatsman: we shut it down
DA-n00b1n8R: why?
{PK}Cheatsman: ppl might hack it
DA-n00b1n8R: so/
DA-n00b1n8R: you were afraid it may be hacked so instead you killed it?
DA-n00b1n8R: and was that the real SVC?
{PK}Cheatsman: its not dead,its locked
DA-n00b1n8R: was SVC really a member?
{PK}Cheatsman: yes
{PK}Cheatsman: he sure was
{PK}Cheatsman: hes on my xfire too
DA-n00b1n8R: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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[Stealth]

LMFAO, SVC needs to die, in fact, that whole team of dip shits needs to die. Oh, and is it just me, or do I smell something burning?

[CtrlAltDestroy]

your dignity

[p0lar_bear]

your dignity

.

[Stealth]

your dignity


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no that's not it, >.< that went out when I started drinking my Mountain dew.


Stealth:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtfMIiinJso (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtfMIiinJso)
Stealth:O.O
KeelBug:whats the link to that vid?
Stealth:CAFFEINE HIGH!
Stealth:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtfMIiinJso (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtfMIiinJso)
KeelBug:WHAT!>
KeelBug:you have not completely filled out this form.
KeelBug:thats pretty cool
KeelBug:id love to drive my own triceratops around :|
Stealth:lmao
Stealth:screw the Triceratops, I want the T-rex, the one little skate board looking thing with the tall bar thingy on it, that one is for the T-rex
KeelBug:the raptor looks nice
Stealth:yes, it does, it looks all most real
Stealth:all but the two extra legs under it
Stealth::p
KeelBug:4 legged raptor... even better
KeelBug:haha
Stealth:heh

[Bodzilla]

Well I dunno about whoever it was, but if it'd been me:

Stealth is 145lb, 5' 11".
Ross is 120lb, 6'1".

Ross wins. :)
151lb, 6Ft 3

but i'm a cabinet maker. Nothing but Muscles :\ lol, i lose dont i.

/wrists


No, I think you missed the point. I'm so light because I'm more or less a skeleton wrapped in skin, with a few vital organs thrown in for shits and giggles.

metabolism FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Be one with THe Metabolism. lol i've had Friends at school literally try and make up Diets for me to get me fat.
All have FAILED

[Con]

your dignity
Hello sir, I believe you win.

[CtrlAltDestroy]

really what do i win ???

[Stealth]

It's not my dignity, I found out what was burning, and all it was, was a candle that was put out. Most of my Dignity is allready gone. >.<

[flibitijibibo]

sscornflower7: not all of them hate u
flibitijibibo: Eh
flibitijibibo: She at least finds me pretty creepy
flibitijibibo: probably because of what i name my files...
flibitijibibo: When we were doing a spanish dialogue
flibitijibibo: I forgot that the filename is printed when you print a .txt file
flibitijibibo: so until we were reading it together I didnt see the "TITS" posted at the top of the paper
sscornflower7: LMAO
sscornflower7: yea..that could be a reason

[I_Am_Error117]

In checkout line after I bought a little girl I know, and had to take to the store a coke, and she almost broke the icee machine.
Her:you got a 44 ounce coke
Me: So, you got a 12 ounce
Her: Why did you get that
Me: Becuase thats how i roll
Her: Will you buy gum?
Me: No
Her: How about some candy
Me: No.
Her: how about-
Me: No
Her: A Lotery ticket
Me: No
Her will you buy -
Me: no
Her: some cigarets
Me: Nooooooooooo.
Her: can I just take the gum
Me: Heck no
Me: WHat did I do to deserve this
Her: what
Me:nothing

[Hurrvish]

In checkout line after I bought, a little girl I know, and had to take to the store a coke, and she almost broke the icee machine.

punctuation makes a lot of difference :eng101:

[Stealth]

Lmao, thats how I treat my sister when we're at the store.

[Hurrvish]

Friend: tony practiced butsecks on his backpack today
Friend: he says he also practices on his cousin
*awkward silence*
Me: HE TOLD ME HIS COUSINS A BOY

>_>

[Bodzilla]

In checkout line after I bought a little girl
so how much do little girls cost these days? :XD:

[p0lar_bear]

really what do i win ???

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[Atty]

hcing HDCP video/listening audio

[p0lar_bear]

[01:20] Timo: my god I forgot how much I loathed CMT
[01:20] Timo: let me finish that sentence
[01:20] Timo: CMT's stationary turret
[01:20] Timo: with the goddamned mortar shoot
[01:20] Timo: D:
[01:20] p0lar_bear: lmfao

Apostrophe key next tothe enter key = http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-downsowned.gif

[Timo]

http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-supaburn.gif

[CtrlAltDestroy]

cant take the heat get out of the kitchen

[Stealth]

cant take the heat get out of the kitchen
lol, thats the other thing that's burning, the kitchan, I can't cook!:lol:

[Dole]

Actually, cocks are made of cartilage, nerve endings, and blood vessels. Or do you mean tongues? Either way, you fail
Actually, both the human tongue AND penis contain muscle.

:ohsnap:




Loophole.

[Masterz1337]

I just had this idea for an awesome RTS, Halo CE Wars.

BACKSTORY
In Halo CE land, there is a big city where the mappers and modders live, ruled over by a big boss guy (dennis). But a few years ago, a group of modders decided to steal things from other peoples maps and put them in cheesy mods. They called themselves THE RIPPERS and they live on an island which practically no one knows about. filled with pelicans and all their ripped stuff

THE GAME
You control the rebel faction of rippers, and one day, dennis finds out about you somehow, and sends the mappers and modders to invade the island. There is a war between them for a bit, but then the evil CMT come along and start attacking both sides, so you have to join forces with the mappers and launch a huge attack on CMT's base which is hidden in a volcano. You eventually find CMT's secret project - the tags for a huge nuke - and you nick a ship and escape before blowing up the base with the secret activation codes for the nuke. CMT are destroyed, and the mappers decide to welcome the rippers into their society, and they go about living normally in Maptropolis (the city).

SEQUELS
In Halo CE Wars 2, You have to fight to bring halo ce back to life when Halo 2 Vista comes out, and in Halo CE Wars 3, CMT return and try to take over Halo CE for themselves again.
...

[p0lar_bear]

...

I agree wholeheartedly with this post.

[rossmum]

LOL

Why the hell are those kids so stupid? :fail:

[Stealth]

who knows...

[Bodzilla]

AHHHHHHHH hahahahahahahhahahaa nice

and rosss 4000 POSTS!! Gosh

[n00b1n8R]

laugh my fucking ass off.

[Leiukemia]

LOL, when is that kid going to grow up and stop letting his mother dress him?

[TeeKup]

Dura-plate Falcon: Fisher I'm going to hit you.
TeeKup: You keep saying that but you never do it.
Dura-plate Falcon: All of my irritation is just ya know, building up so I can hit you all at once.
TeeKup:....thats profound...
Dura-plate Falcon: Indeed.


TeeKup: Foster grabbed Liz's thigh yesterday...
Dura-plate Falcon: WELL IT WAS RIGHT THERE I MEAN CMON!!
Fernando:........................You Freak!!!

My engineering class is hilarious..