So I was having a discussion with polar, teekup, & llama..

[PlasbianX]

So if you guys were stuck in a pool of mucus up to your shoulders and someone threw a wet turd at your face, what would you do? Would you fully submerge your body in mucus to dodge the wet stinky projectile? Or would you take a log to the face like a man? :raise:

This is a serious discussion here. I must know.

Polar I will kill you if you delete this :saddowns:

[mech]

Eat the turd, then duck in the mucus.

[annihilation]

Counter attack with my own turd.

But first I would take the turd in the face.

[TeeKup]

Why would you post this. :gonk:

[Limited]

Make a splash in the mucus with my hand thus deflecting the wet turd back into the throwers face.

[teh lag]

this is a pretty funny idea for a thread!

[Saggy]

One question: were one of you guys watching AVGN when you came up with this question?

[ICEE]

define mucus. What kind of mucus is this?

[Aerowyn]

define mucus. What kind of mucus is this?

This. If it was just something such as saliva, I probably wouldn't mind.

Plus, it's not as if mucus is really thick and prevents movement. If someone were prepared to throw the turd at me, I'd probably just make a little sideways shimmy and avoid it without having to submerge myself.

Oh, and either way, it would end with me vomiting profusely, followed by a hot shower.

[InnerGoat]

Is this thread the turd? If so i'm ducking....

[SnaFuBAR]

Is this thread the turd? If so i'm ducking....

bah-dum TISH

[teh lag]

that's that