Jingles when you answer your phone

[Dwood]

You know, i've heard a number of things when people answer the phone, other than hello, and was wondering if I could gather more fun ones (make up your own)

The ones I can think of off the top of my head currently are:

Faking you're a local restaurant: "Hello this is Pizza Hut, my name is <name here> may I take your order?"
and "City Morgue you stab 'em we slab 'em"

Any others?

[sleepy1212]

Pretending to be a cop in possession of "suspect's" phone.
act very suspicious of caller.

[Donut]

i set the voice mail message on my old house phone to a 3 second clip of me screaming, if that counts. 2 weeks later my mom god rid of our answering machine. funny shit.

another good one i remember from way back goes along the lines of: "hello youve reached the psychic's hotline. we already know what youre about to say, so at the tone please hang up."

[rossmum]

answer your phone like a normal person

kids these days :ugh:

[Syuusuke]

What's a normal person if everyone has a different way of saying hello!?

"Hello?"
"Hallo?"
"Hi"
"Yo"
"What's up"
"wuz gud"
"wazzzuuup"
"¿HOLA?"
"hollllllla at the bitchez"
"YO *name here because you have caller id*"
"FUCK YOU *hang up*" (It's happened)

[ICEE]

I want my text message sound to be the sound a sentry makes when it notices someone in tf2, and the phone ring to be that sound followed by the sounds a level 3 sentry makes while firing on a target. that will continue until the very end of the ringing, which will be the engineer saying "told ya not to touch that darn thing."

[TeeKup]

I have the Metal Gear Solid radio codec as my ringtone. For text messages it's the noise when you've been discovered.

It will go off in public and about 3-4 people will pop their heads up.

[sleepy1212]

i used to have Mastershake answering the phone when the moth guy called.

[Cojafoji]

This is Barney's bakery, which crumb do you wanna speak to?

Or you could answer your phone with a different accent. Scares the living shit out of someone if they think they've called Russia, or a Vietnamese prostitute by mistake...

[SnaFuBAR]

I have the Metal Gear Solid radio codec as my ringtone. For text messages it's the noise when you've been discovered.

It will go off in public and about 3-4 people will pop their heads up.

best. do give.

[Amit]

I want my text message sound to be the sound a sentry makes when it notices someone in tf2, and the phone ring to be that sound followed by the sounds a level 3 sentry makes while firing on a target. that will continue until the very end of the ringing, which will be the engineer saying "told ya not to touch that darn thing."

I don't think I've ever posted this here, but my microwave makes the sentry sound as a reminder when food hasn't been taken out of it yet.

[Llama Juice]

My phone is just always on vibrate, I never hear it actually ring... and the vibrating sound is louder than the ring is anyhow...

However, my favorite text message sound was Navi saying "Hey! Listen!", or just the "Hey!" part.

Also, I answer the phone with "Hey There!".... imagine that.

[Timo]

My favourite jingle would probably have to be "Hello" when I answer the phone. I don't like the idea of trying to explain to someone serious on the other end why I just made an ass of myself /killjoy