[What happened to the] Ownage Thread, III

[ExAm]

aaaahahahahahaha (http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/battlereport/show/21392679/1/274488207/)

http://i.imgur.com/sMAPH.png

[Cortexian]

What tank?

[CN3089]

Victory!
Battle: Steppes Thursday, 2012-03-01 20:46:50
Vehicle: ARL 44
Experience received: 6 050 (x2 for the first victory each day)
Credits received: 69 135
Battle Achievements: Top Gun, Boelter's Medal, Defender
http://i.imgur.com/7MXEe.jpg

vive la france~~

[rossmum]

noice

i've had awful luck in tanks lately, need to get back into it

[InnerGoat]

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lol (http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?4h1awfr3sfq2h3j)wow you were so lucky those guys can't aim :ugh:

[Bodzilla]

I should post my SC2 ladder results :smug:

i went 24:5 which in a system designed to get you 50/50 is pretty fucking good.
but then a day later i went back on and had a bit of a headache, was a bit tired and went 0:8 WHAT IS THIS

Mental bro.

[t3h m00kz]

Soloing Trench boss

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Wine Cellar run with the biggest guilds

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[Cortexian]

haha it's like an MMORPG for people with bad computers commodore 64's!

[Cortexian]

This was on tanks beta test 7.2 server, my ping was horrible and I still stomped a bunch of RUSSIAN pubbies while maintaining 100% accuracy:
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Cortexian/screenshot/524906954688575603?tab=public

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Cortexian/screenshot/524906954688579509?tab=public

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Cortexian/screenshot/524906954688583993?tab=public

Take that you bad ping-ruining RUSSIANS!!

[rossmum]

Congrats on killing a bunch of shitty little tanks I guess, I know the M6 is a pile of shit but you were hardly having to try there


http://youtu.be/xSQ9cSFIUwM

9 kills. Mostly shitty little tanks but two were heavies my own tier :realsmug:

e/ give it 40 mins to finish processing

[InnerGoat]

wow you are bad at this :ohdear:

[CN3089]

nice stock panther scrub lmbo

[rossmum]

it's fully upgraded, i found some cool model swap that adds side skirts, camo bushes and spare equipment

[Pooky]

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I'm forever amazed by the seemingly infinite skill curve of this game. I've been practicing for about a year and I've gotten pretty decent, but some of these people pull off shit so insane it makes my meagre skills look like nothing.

[Cortexian]

The videos of gameplay all look exactly the same to me.

[TVTyrant]

The videos of gameplay all look exactly the same to me.
.

[Pooky]

The videos of gameplay all look exactly the same to me.

Because you don't have any idea what's really going on. I noticed that too when some guys and me were spec'ing a match. If you don't understand the game itself you can't see all the thought that has to go into every move you make, nor can you understand how hard some moves are to pull off.

Besides, I could say that about pretty much any FPS montage ever made :P

[Tnnaas]

Besides, I could say that about pretty much any FPS montage ever made :P
NEEDS MOAR DUBSTEP AND LENZ FLARES.

Not serious. Montages like ^that^ suck. I'm not sure what defines good for an FPS montage, but those two things don't.

[Pooky]

NEEDS MOAR DUBSTEP AND LENZ FLARES.

Not serious. Montages like ^that^ suck. I'm not sure what defines good for an FPS montage, but those two things don't.

I'm just saying if you were to look at any given FPS montage with no experience of the genre, they would all look pretty much the same. Sniper headshot, sniper headshot, multikill, sniper headshot, etc. You need the context of the game to understand why these kills are impressive. JK2 is really hard to explain to someone who hasn't played it, becuase there's nothing really to compare it to.

[Cortexian]

JK2 looks like button mashing, some games like Halo look like skill.

[Pooky]

JK2 looks like button mashing

Then you really don't know anything about it at all, because it's the exact opposite of that. If you mash buttons, you die horribly.

[Cortexian]

I know, it's just what the gameplay looks like.

In that it looks like non-sidescroller version of super smash bros.

[rossmum]

JK2 looks like button mashing, some games like Halo look like skill.
Watching a truly good player of anything at work is really something to behold. I have a friend who is good at pretty much everything he plays, especially games like GTA, STALKER and Red Orchestra. Watching him play GTA is a real eye-opener for me especially because I'm fucking terrible at it; he makes everything look so fluid and easy. STALKER is the same. RO I can actually claim to be pretty decent at (as long as it's not one of my intermittent 'bad days'), but his playstyle is more calculating while mine tends to be either 'snipe, relocate, snipe again' or as any other class, 'wait for the right moment and then charge heroically into the enemy team and murder every single fascist'. :v:

Another mutual friend of ours is a great Mirror's Edge player; I get more enjoyment watching him play than I do from playing, because it's just so smooth and seamless. I stutter about and have to stop every two seconds to figure out what I need to jump onto next; he does it like he's on autopilot.

[Bodzilla]

Watching a truly good player of anything at work is really something to behold. I have a friend who is good at pretty much everything he plays, especially games like GTA, STALKER and Red Orchestra. Watching him play GTA is a real eye-opener for me especially because I'm fucking terrible at it; he makes everything look so fluid and easy. STALKER is the same. RO I can actually claim to be pretty decent at (as long as it's not one of my intermittent 'bad days'), but his playstyle is more calculating while mine tends to be either 'snipe, relocate, snipe again' or as any other class, 'wait for the right moment and then charge heroically into the enemy team and murder every single fascist'. :v:

Another mutual friend of ours is a great Mirror's Edge player; I get more enjoyment watching him play than I do from playing, because it's just so smooth and seamless. I stutter about and have to stop every two seconds to figure out what I need to jump onto next; he does it like he's on autopilot.
http://www.gomtv.net/2012gsls2/vod/67092

i'll just leave this here

[ExAm]

MVP, bitches

http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/battlereport/show/27167262/1/274488207/

http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/battlereport/show/27170152/1/274488207/

Limited in the house, pocket engie extraordinaire.

[Cortexian]

What were you guys doing?

[Bodzilla]

april fools, dont believe you

[Cortexian]

102:41

http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/battlereport/show/27229824/1/210912874/

heh.

[ExAm]

What were you guys doing?Tanking on Firestorm.

[Limited]

MVP, bitches

http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/battlereport/show/27167262/1/274488207/

http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/battlereport/show/27170152/1/274488207/

Limited in the house, pocket engie extraordinaire.
That was a good game, I don't use tanks much but damn we taking everyone on :P

[ExAm]

That was a good game, I don't use tanks much but damn we taking everyone on :PDamn straight, I love tanks post-patch. Easier to fuck up with my tank :v:

[Cortexian]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD1tdB1w1Gw

And another game:
http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/2357/gro18killstreakgame.jpg

[Pooky]

Freelancer stop posting videos of people playing games. I don't like watching people play games it's boring.

[Cortexian]

Freelancer stop posting videos of people playing games. I don't like watching people play games it's boring.
Actually, that's just SC2 (and most RTS games actually) because the "gameplay" is 80% economy/boring and 20% fighting/action.

If I wanted boring I'd go play Train Simulator.

[=sw=warlord]

Actually, that's just SC2 (and most RTS games actually) because the "gameplay" is 80% economy/boring and 20% fighting/action.

If I wanted boring I'd go play Train Simulator.
And most shooters are just point in general direction and pressing the button to fire.
Every so often the player will die or jump over a wall but it's boring to watch.
If I wanted to watch that I'd go watch the 2005 movie DOOM.

[Cortexian]

And most shooters are just point in general direction and pressing the button to fire.
Every so often the player will die or jump over a wall but it's boring to watch.
If I wanted to watch that I'd go watch the 2005 movie DOOM.
Well it's a good thing GRO is very unique shooter and doesn't fit that description at all then!

[Donut]

oh my god, freelancer, that game looks fucking awesome.
the third person over-the-shoulder to first person aim down sight had me doing this :neckbeard:

[Cortexian]

Yeah once they polish off the game it'll be awesome.

Right now it has client-side hit-detection, hopefully they change it since that's just really bad and a lot of players are complaining about it. As I stated in a few other threads before though, I haven't had any hit-detection issues.

I aim, I shoot, I kill my target. Then people complain that they can't hit me.

[Amit]

Hacks!