Anal Cleanliness Thread

[n00b1n8R]

I usually stop filling a bowl when I can't see the water anymore, so I flush then keep going. It's really your call to make.
Good advice.

[Timo]

BEANERS

[TPBlinD]

Gotta keep your bhole clean always, wash that thing while you shower. Never know when a girls gonna want to stick her tongue in there

[Champ]

Gotta keep your bhole clean always, wash that thing while you shower. Never know when a girls gonna want to stick her tongue in there
Right, and you don't want to have that embarrassing moment when she goes down there and you know your bhole isn't clean. It's awkward

[Donut]

i.... im going to assume you just got something confused there :saddowns:

[TVTyrant]

Donat, u no lik rim jobs?

[n00b1n8R]

Donat, u no lik rim jobs?
http://www.tyrepowerwerribee.com.au/images/PICTURES/PICTURES%20%28RANDOM%20INFO%29/WheelCleaning.jpg

???

[Boba]

Today, I managed to see what I had only thought existed in legend. Yes, today I took a completely black shit. This wasn't one of those dark brown motherfuckers, this was a shit that was black to the core.

After looking at this log, I couldn't help but name him-- after all, black shits are always signs of good luck. I called him El Taco Niño, the black knight. He drifted around feudal Mexico looking for his true purpose, much like my turd is shooting through my plumbing into the sewer.

Adios, El Taco Niño.

[Cortexian]

Whenever I have those shits where you wipe and wipe and it never gets clean, I stand up a little bit. It seems that when this phenomenon occurs it's actually a little rosebud that's nestled itself in your outer sphincter, so you're just slowly wiping layers off of it. The act of standing up a little causes your sphincter to wrangle the little devil back up so you can wipe properly without spearing shit everywhere.

[ThePlague]

Alright guys, I just took the best dump ever. I've been having a stomach ache all day (mostly because I didn't eat this morning, went to Twilight with the gf.) So I finally ate some food, and decided hey, lets finally take that dump i've been holding in. It was massive, perfectly brown, one piece, and I had to wipe once. It only took a minute to do it, and now I feel better.

I would call that dump heaven.

[Cortexian]

Those are the best dumps.

[n00b1n8R]

Alright guys, I just took the best dump ever. I've been having a stomach ache all day (mostly because I didn't eat this morning, went to Twilight with the gf.)
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTVZTrYQGb0WRtjkwLH1OloofOx5WYWt JBQNfgS3M4q4mqyrdPa2KuFyKSW

[TVTyrant]

Last shit smelled like the food that made it, which was pork chops.

[Patrickssj6]

taking a dump aka bringing obama into the whitehouse

[TVTyrant]

taking a dump aka bringing obama into the whitehouse
Best metaphor ever. I'm going to start using this.

[ODX]

What the fuck is this thread?

...Why am I laughing so hard?

[TVTyrant]

What the fuck is this thread?

...Why am I laughing so hard?
Welcome back to Modacity ODX.

[MXC]

UPDATE: The roll of toilet paper lasted until last Friday morning, a full 7 days less than the roll of paper towels.

So in conclusion:

A roll of paper towels should last about 14 days.

A roll of toilet paper should last about 7 days.

:eng101:

[Donut]

jesus fucking christ, how often do you shit?

[ejburke]

You must have the most severe case of mud-butt the world has ever seen. Forget TP or PT; try a bidet.

[TVTyrant]

When I buy a house, totally installing a bidet.

[Tnnaas]

I personally don't like getting my ass splashed with cold water. My rear-end even puckers up every time my shits go plop!​

[ejburke]

Hey, I'm sure some diabetics hate needles. You gotta do what you gotta do when your stool has the consistency of cake frosting.

[Donut]

holy shit burke this is like the 4th time this week your posts have me actually laughing.

also, use a warm water bidet. problem solved. unless its winter :saddowns:

[Rentafence]

https://www.al-hafir.freewebs.geocities.com/HEZBOLLAH/docs/buypills.ass (https://www.al-hafir.freewebs.geocities.com/HEZBOLLAH/docs/你的阴茎越大buypills.ass)

[Tnnaas]

Hey, I'm sure some diabetics hate needles. You gotta do what you gotta do when your stool has the consistency of cake frosting.
Oh god, lol! :lmao:

[MXC]

jesus fucking christ, how often do you shit?


I don't really gain alot of weight anymore. Somewhere along the line I just started pooping alot. *shrug*

[PlasbianX]

Have you ever shit a turd thats the same length as your leg? Blows my mind how that thing is able to hide up in my body. Crazy shit right there.

[n00b1n8R]

Have you ever shit a turd thats the same length as your leg? Blows my mind how that thing is able to hide up in my body. Crazy shit right there.
pics or it didn't happen

[ejburke]

There can be no visual evidence. Excrement of sufficient length will have enough angular velocity to slide up and over the trap and down the sewage pipe. All you're left with is an empty bowl and cause to question your sanity.

This has happened to me. Several times. I still have nightmares.

[rossmum]

quality thread

[TVTyrant]

quality thread
Oops forgot you existed.

[Kornman00]

Scroll down to (http://www.smellypoop.com/facts_about_poop.php) the Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work for lawls

also

http://www.smellypoop.com/v2images/Poop_Colors.png

[Cortexian]

http://www.smellypoop.com/v2images/You_Die_if_you_eat_poop.png

[n00b1n8R]

what a shitty thread

[Kornman00]

Says the
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member

[Tnnaas]

Says the
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member
Zing!

[n00b1n8R]

Says the
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member

http://kornnersoftware.com/images/boner.png

[=sw=warlord]

Ladies and Gentlemen!
Your attention please. (http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1)

[Kornman00]

DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS
*snickers*

[Limited]

Ladies and Gentlemen!
Your attention please. (http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1)
Warlord why are you looking up hair removal gel?

That said, comment is hilarious.

[=sw=warlord]

Warlord why are you looking up hair removal gel?

That said, comment is hilarious.
I was emailed the link by Insanedrive.

[Limited]

I was emailed the link by Insanedrive.
Thats what they all say...

[=sw=warlord]

Thats what they all say...
Right..

[TVTyrant]

why would you dig up THIS thread?

:shake:

[=sw=warlord]

why would you dig up THIS thread?

:shake:
Warsaw mentioned over steam that the link should be posted here.

[Roostervier]

Hey friend I've just now seen this thread. All I can say is, when you take a shower, you should try using your finger as a scrubber. I usually start off by making a sort of fingering action around the ring of my butt hole and in between my crack, then once all the excess gunky shit is all clean out of there, I penetrate my sphincter. This is important because the smell that you say will not go away is actually caused by shit that is still stuck and possibly crusted on the inside of your anal cavity. You have to get pretty deep in there, knuckle deep should do. When you sweat it gathers up shit particles and drips out and around in between your crack. I have the exact same problem, this is always what's worked for me. Let me know if this has helped you out any, smelling shit while you masturbate can sometimes be erotic, but after a while it can really get old. ;)

[TVTyrant]

smelling shit while you masturbate can sometimes be erotic, but after a while it can really get old. ;)
Best post ITT

[t3h m00kz]

threw up in my mouth a little

[Rentafence]

How can I dual boot Os X and Ubuntu 11.10 on my prostate?

P.s. I'm gay does this matter?

[Tnnaas]

use lube on all your toys

if you bleed a little is k, just dont butt yourself for a week or so
if you bleed in toilet when stooling see doctor dont get butt infection

start small and work your way up to become anal queen like me

EDIT???
enemas help

[t3h m00kz]

I spend more time wiping than I do blowing out turds

[Donut]

This is still the best thread.

Also, baby wipes. That is all.

[Bodzilla]

i know that feel.

It's never clean enough. MOOK WHERE THE FUCK YOU BEEN AT
I CANT LIVE ON LIKE THIS GET ASKHG{ASLHSLAKHASGLKHG (skye name?)

[Cortexian]

I think if I could permanently remove all anal hair without any further maintenance I would. I think you could get used to the sweaty slip-n-slide action, and it would make wiping so much faster I think.

[bhama]

Who uses paper anymore?

[EX12693]

gottagofast

[n00b1n8R]

guys
stop shitposting

[PopeAK49]

I shaved my ass yesterday, and then someone re bumped this thread. Coincidence? I think not.

[Bodzilla]

You think now? That's good you've made some strides in your life.

The odds where stacked against you being American though. I commend your effort.

[PopeAK49]

You think now? That's good you've made some strides in your life.

The odds where stacked against you being American though. I commend your effort.

Racist bigot.

[EX12693]

Only if you're Native American

[Bodzilla]

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTYzNjU4NTc5MV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNDE0NzAzOA@@._ V1_SY317_CR4,0,214,317_AL_.jpg
REEL EM IN

[Higuy]

"Modacity"

[PopeAK49]

"Modfagcity"

[Cortexian]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/8ae554904ba12f042255f04dee7af019/tumblr_muz10w7cFV1rby4vso1_250.gif

[Rentafence]

The quality of this board has been going down hill ever since Freelancer was made a mod.

[Cortexian]

It was ded long before that

[EX12693]

We're all dead forum necrophiliacs

[n00b1n8R]

modasshity

[PopeAK49]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/8ae554904ba12f042255f04dee7af019/tumblr_muz10w7cFV1rby4vso1_250.gif

Is that suppose to be some type of funny joke? Quoting someones signature/avatar? Who the hell does this?

Also, Gridiron is cancelled due to the shitty leak on halomaps.

[itszutak]

Ever since we moved into our new apartment I've been taking it with spit as lube and no douching because we couldn't find either within the first few days

10/10

[t3h m00kz]

http://www.modacity.net/forums/images/customavatars/avatar21_14.gif

10/10

[t3h m00kz]

Is that suppose to be some type of funny joke? Quoting someones signature/avatar? Who the hell does this?

cheeky scrublords ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)

[InnerGoat]

you guys i just threw up thanks a lot 10/10

[t3h m00kz]

http://puu.sh/brfKz/f731cc4fe1.jpg

[PopeAK49]

Nah, seriously, what the actual fuck.

[itszutak]

Take a shit n' shower beforehand and you should be fine both me and my bf are kinda neat freaks and it works out well

[t3h m00kz]

could always shit in the shower if you want to save time trust me I'm a scientist

[itszutak]

Wafflestomping is the way to go

[Bodzilla]

could always shit in the shower if you want to save time trust me I'm a scientist
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[t3h m00kz]

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[Rentafence]

I've been coming to this site for over 7 years to get quality Halo content and this is what I have to deal with.

[PopeAK49]

I've been coming to this site for over 7 years to get quality Halo content and this is what I have to deal with.

Wrong section, get out of my thread or get wrecked with politics.

#rossmum

[Tnnaas]

enemaJust did this. Thank you for the advice.