Anal Cleanliness Thread

Guys, I have a problem. Every time I masturbate, I start to sweat and I always smell an overwhelming presence of shit. I always scrub my ass with the tissue paper to the point of soreness, but that shit smell is always there.

I ask for help now because I just took a shit and had a hanger, and when I went to wipe I accidentally smeared it all over my crack. I scrubbed and scrubbed, but I just can't get it to stop smelling like shit! I have a lot of hair around my asshole, so it's a little hard to get perfectly clean. I've tried using the high-power nozzle on the shower-head, but I always miss and end up hitting my taint. Are there any good products out there that can help me out with my issue? Is there a special wiping method you guys use?

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I can assure you that this is a legitimate thread no matter how much it may seem that is a joke.

Who uses paper anymore?

Use baby wipes. Wrap 2 of them around any finger of your choosing and wipe inside of your anus.

You should also try installing a bidet.

Shampoo your ass hair?

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Originally Posted by Freelancer

Shampoo your ass hair?

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This.

shampoo your asshair or get rid of it you sexy bearman <3

oh my god this thread :lmao:

steel wool works wonders