Originally Posted by
slone
very tldnr, but its good if youve got the attention span
robin (9:05:21 PM): yoooooooo
evan smells good (9:06:03 PM): yo
robin (9:11:54 PM): i love u
evan smells good (9:12:02 PM): no homo
robin (9:12:33 PM): lots of homo
robin (9:12:34 PM): can i tell u
robin (9:12:44 PM): im drunk right now and i have like 4 friends at my house
robin (9:12:48 PM): but this girl wants to have sex with me
robin (9:12:55 PM): buti cant cuz i have 4 friends over
robin (9:13:00 PM): thompson jim and this other kid
evan smells good (9:13:02 PM): orgy
robin (9:13:02 PM): it sucks
robin (9:13:04 PM): and im so drunk
evan smells good (9:13:05 PM): tell them to get the fuck out then
robin (9:13:07 PM): and i wann fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk her
robin (9:13:16 PM): but i cant cuz they dont have a ride home and its too snowly
robin (9:13:17 PM): like
robin (9:13:26 PM): i coudlnt be fucking this girl like fuck yeah i fucking fuck u
robin (9:13:28 PM): but fuck
evan smells good (9:13:30 PM): then have sex with them shit head
robin (9:13:31 PM): i love you tho
robin (9:13:43 PM): like i love u as a friend
evan smells good (9:13:47 PM): 'fuck yeah i fucking fuck you'
evan smells good (9:15:12 PM): im painting my bike
evan smells good (9:15:22 PM): tonight
evan smells good (9:15:27 PM): as soon as i take a shit
robin (9:15:30 PM): yeah
evan smells good (9:15:31 PM): then im rubbing it all over the frame
robin (9:15:34 PM): yeahhhhhhhh
robin (9:15:37 PM): masturbatwe
robin (9:15:40 PM): i cant masterbate
robin (9:15:43 PM): cuz i have freidnds over
robin (9:15:45 PM): and i cant have sex
robin (9:15:45 PM): fuck
evan smells good (9:16:01 PM): ask them to do it for you
robin (9:16:07 PM): loil
robin (9:18:11 PM): evan
robin (9:18:12 PM): i love u
robin (9:18:41 PM): like i think its fun to ride taunton
robin (9:18:44 PM): but ridding with u is so fun
evan smells good (9:18:49 PM): father
robin (9:19:02 PM): father
robin (9:19:05 PM): say u love me too
robin (9:19:22 PM): senorburrito31 (9:16:14 PM): i love you too robin
robin (9:19:28 PM): i need u now
evan smells good (9:19:34 PM): i like you as a friend
robin (9:19:37 PM): no
robin (9:19:39 PM): say it
robin (9:19:42 PM): do u love me
robin (9:19:42 PM): or not
robin (9:19:52 PM): like
evan smells good (9:19:52 PM): i guess
robin (9:19:55 PM): remember summer
robin (9:19:58 PM): how fun was taht
robin (9:20:03 PM): hanging out every day at the skatepark
robin (9:20:04 PM): like
robin (9:20:06 PM): i love u
robin (9:20:12 PM): like i would cry if u like died
robin (9:20:16 PM): like ilove u dude
robin (9:20:20 PM): ur a good friend of mine
evan smells good (9:20:23 PM): i love you robin
robin (9:21:14 PM): YES
omg
robin (9:21:15 PM): i love u
robin (9:21:20 PM): all homo
evan smells good (9:21:37 PM): wamp wamp
robin (9:21:43 PM): wamp wamp
robin (9:21:46 PM): so good
robin (9:21:51 PM): k
robin (9:21:52 PM): dude
robin (9:21:52 PM): fuck
robin (9:28:09 PM): lol omg
robin (9:28:55 PM): like
robin (9:29:00 PM): normally when im drunk i wake up and im like
robin (9:29:01 PM): wtf did i saty
robin (9:29:04 PM): i ruined amd shit
robin (9:29:10 PM): but im telling the truth
robin (9:29:12 PM): that ive wanted to say
robin (9:29:14 PM): that i love u
robin (9:29:16 PM): like also
robin (9:29:19 PM): tell people abou tlik
robin (9:29:21 PM): tell u about sex
robin (9:29:22 PM): like
robin (9:29:25 PM): when i was ur age
robin (9:29:31 PM): i thot sex was like porn kinda like
robin (9:29:37 PM): fucking a girl then like that sit
robin (9:29:45 PM): just fucking a girl just to like cum and fuck her
robin (9:29:48 PM): but its different
robin (9:29:53 PM): its like mad emotional
robin (9:30:08 PM): like imagine making out with a girl for like an hour u wud be pretty emotional with her
robin (9:30:09 PM): its like
robin (9:30:11 PM): more than that
robin (9:30:17 PM): like sex is the most emotional thing
robin (9:30:24 PM): its not like just fucking to fuck her cu it feels good
robin (9:30:26 PM): its like more than that
evan smells good (9:30:36 PM): i once made out with a girl for an hour then punched her in the vag and she left
robinbrd311 (9:30:41 PM): really
robinbrd311 (9:30:42 PM): like
robinbrd311 (9:30:45 PM): i w as making out iwth this gir
evan smells good (9:30:55 PM): well not a hard punch but enough to count
robin (9:30:55 PM): and then i started moving my hand down to her pussy
robin (9:30:58 PM): and started fingering her
robin (9:31:00 PM): the ni just like
robin (9:31:01 PM): was like
evan smells good (9:31:02 PM): go on
robin (9:31:02 PM): ok
robin (9:31:03 PM): do u wanna do it
robin (9:31:07 PM): and she was like
robin (9:31:09 PM): kinda yeah
robin (9:31:11 PM): so i got a condom
robin (9:31:12 PM): and like
robin (9:31:14 PM): fucked her
robin (9:31:17 PM): and iwas awesome
evan smells good (9:31:27 PM): who
evan smells good (9:31:29 PM): i need to know
robin (9:31:30 PM): but iddnt last as long since she had been like giving me a hand job and i was kinda close to fucking
robin (9:31:37 PM): its a girl from wincester, lives 5 min away from me
evan smells good (9:31:46 PM): winchester is slutty
robin (9:31:46 PM): since i live on the winchester border
robin (9:31:52 PM): no
robin (9:31:56 PM): she was a virgin
robin (9:31:58 PM): so tight
robin (9:31:58 PM): like
robin (9:32:02 PM): im just gonna tell u
robin (9:32:05 PM): i havent told anyone this
robin (9:32:06 PM): seriously
robin (9:32:10 PM): the first time we tried to fuck
robin (9:32:13 PM): she was so tight
robin (9:32:14 PM): that like
robin (9:32:18 PM): i was fingering her
robin (9:32:20 PM): and i tried 2 fingers
robin (9:32:24 PM): and she was too tight so it hurt
evan smells good (9:32:29 PM): are you implying
robin (9:32:32 PM): so we didnt have sex cuz she was to tight
evan smells good (9:32:34 PM): your penis the diameter of a finger
robin (9:32:36 PM): shes a virgin
robin (9:32:37 PM): no
robin (9:32:43 PM): im implying that
robin (9:32:45 PM): since im so tall
robin (9:32:47 PM): my dick is hug
robin (9:32:48 PM): and
robin (9:32:49 PM): like
robin (9:32:52 PM): she cudnt handle it
robin (9:32:54 PM): so i just fingered her
evan smells good (9:32:55 PM): :D
robin (9:32:57 PM): lol
robin (9:33:04 PM): but the nlike
robin (9:33:07 PM): i fucked her and like
robin (9:33:08 PM): it was so good
robin (9:33:12 PM): but a condom like ruins it
robin (9:33:16 PM): not as much feeling
robin (9:33:16 PM): so
robin (9:33:19 PM): jan 27th
robin (9:33:21 PM): shes getting the pill
robin (9:33:24 PM): and im gonna fuck ehr so much
robin (9:33:25 PM): omg
evan smells good (9:33:38 PM): sweet
robin (9:33:55 PM): yeah
robin (9:36:23 PM): but
robin (9:36:25 PM): i think the best thing
robin (9:36:27 PM): is blowjob
robin (9:36:32 PM): better then sex
robin (9:36:36 PM): cuz it feels good
robin (9:36:39 PM): and u doint have to do anything
robin (9:36:41 PM): fi the girl like
robin (9:36:53 PM): is the kinda of girl that likes to suck the dick without u seeing the dick
robin (9:36:56 PM): like she covers it up
robin (9:37:00 PM): then she doesant see u
robin (9:37:08 PM): so u just put ur handsb ehind ur head like relaxed
robin (9:37:11 PM): and just close ur eyes and enjoy
robin (9:37:13 PM): and its awesome
robin (9:37:27 PM): and its not like jacking off it doesnt like make u wana cum it just feels good
evan smells good (9:37:31 PM): pics
robin (9:38:06 PM): lol
robin (9:38:11 PM): shud i take a pic of her
robin (9:38:13 PM): naked
robin (9:38:19 PM): i dont think she wud like it
evan smells good (9:38:22 PM): yeah and send it to me
evan smells good (9:38:24 PM): for education
robin (9:39:08 PM): AHAHAHAH
robin (9:39:11 PM): dud
robin (9:39:18 PM): fuck that sucks ur a freshmen
robin (9:39:22 PM): it might be like a year
robin (9:39:25 PM): til u get a girl
robin (9:39:25 PM): but
robin (9:39:29 PM): try like
robin (9:39:31 PM): dont be shy
robin (9:39:32 PM): just like
evan smells good (9:39:33 PM): i bet i could get sexed
robin (9:39:37 PM): talk to girls nad like
evan smells good (9:39:41 PM): just not by local girls i gotta travel
evan smells good (9:39:58 PM): trevors town is mad easy
robin (9:39:59 PM): yeah word dude
robin (9:40:00 PM): yeah
robin (9:40:06 PM): dudE I THINK TREVOR HAS CONNECTIONS FOR U
evan smells good (9:40:14 PM): real talk
robin (9:40:28 PM): dude
robin (9:40:32 PM): pornhub,com
robin (9:40:36 PM): pornhub.com
evan smells good (9:40:38 PM): we were night riding and these chicks were wakled down the street and i said hello to them and i could tell they wanted me
robin (9:40:40 PM): thats the best sight
robin (9:40:44 PM): dude
robin (9:40:46 PM): that happens
robin (9:40:47 PM): the nlike
robin (9:40:52 PM): instead of trying to hook u p
robin (9:40:53 PM): just
robin (9:40:56 PM): act it chill
robin (9:40:58 PM): and
robin (9:41:01 PM): chill with them
robin (9:41:03 PM): and the best thing
robin (9:41:07 PM): if they try to hook up
robin (9:41:08 PM): and u dont
robin (9:41:09 PM): thats like
robin (9:41:14 PM): that makes them want u so much
robin (9:41:18 PM): if they want to hook up
robin (9:41:20 PM): then u dont
robin (9:41:24 PM): then its worth it
robin (9:41:34 PM): cuz next time get their number and next time u hang out
robin (9:41:36 PM): they will go further
robin (9:41:41 PM): instead of haning out then not seeing her again
evan smells good (9:41:47 PM): wisdom
robin (9:41:50 PM): yeah
robin (9:41:50 PM): like
robin (9:41:55 PM): its basically a game like
robin (9:42brd311 (9:42:08 PM): the farther ull get once u finally hook up
evan smells good (9:42:30 PM): i see
robin (9:43:11 PM): yeah
robin (9:43:13 PM): its ogo dod
robin (9:43:15 PM): like sex dude
robin (9:43:17 PM): it feels
robin (9:43:19 PM): its like
robin (9:43:27 PM): when ur jacking off it like doesnt feel good til ur about to cum
robin (9:43:29 PM): but sex
robin (9:43:32 PM): it feels good the whole time
robin (9:43:37 PM): but then when u wann cum
robin (9:43:41 PM): u have to try to hold it in
robin (9:43:45 PM): to feel to good ness longer
robin (9:43:55 PM): like its bad to cum vs jacking off when it feels good to cum
robin (9:43:59 PM): cuz when ur fucking her
robin (9:44:05 PM): her pussy is like tight nad has like bumbs every where
robin (9:44:11 PM): and its like a masaage to ur dick
robin (9:44:13 PM): and feels good
robin (9:44:16 PM): bt then when u cum
robin (9:44:21 PM): u like loose ur hornyness
robin (9:44:25 PM): like i always feel like
robin (9:44:29 PM): om\g im gonna have sex all night
robin (9:44:35 PM): oimg im gonna fuck u all night long
robin (9:44:38 PM): the n icum and its liek
robin (9:44:38 PM): done
robin (9:44:40 PM): im done
robin (9:44:53 PM): get to the other side of the bed unless u wanna give me a bj cuz im done
evan smells good (9:45:02 PM): lolz
evan smells good (9:45:19 PM): make me a sandwich
robin (9:45:23 PM): omg
robin (9:45:24 PM): i love u
robin (9:52:54 PM): dude
robin (9:52:54 PM): omg
robin (9:52:57 PM): so good
robin (9:53:06 PM): am i talking like an idiot
robin (9:53:09 PM): cuz im really drunk
evan smells good (9:53:43 PM): nah it sounds pretty good
robin (9:55:42 PM): akid jsut threw up
robin (9:55:44 PM): at my house
evan smells good (9:55:51 PM): lick it up
robin (9:56:00 PM): dude wt
robin (9:56:02 PM): he jsut threw up
robin (9:56:05 PM): he was like
robin (9:56:08 PM): i kinda feel sick
robin (9:56:14 PM): so i gave him a thing to throw up in
robin (9:56:18 PM): and i didnt think he wud throw u
robin (9:56:23 PM): but im at my computer
robin (9:56:32 PM): and i can hear him throwing up
robin (9:56:39 PM): and thompson is talking to him about throwing upo
evan smells good (9:56:44 PM):
robin (9:57:12 PM): wtf
robin (9:57:13 PM): dude
robin (9:57:15 PM): hes throwing upo
robin (9:57:18 PM): im like freaking out
robin (9:57:21 PM): hes throwing up
robin (9:57:23 PM): so much
evan smells good (9:57:52 PM): get off the computer and give him a hug
robin (9:59:18 PM): lol i did
robin (9:59:20 PM): i fixed him
robin (9:59:33 PM): i took the pot of throw up and put it in the toilet
robin (9:59:35 PM): then hes fine
robin (9:59:38 PM): hes not rhwoing up anyomr
robin (9:59:40 PM): its fine
robin (9:59:44 PM): we controlled it
robin (9:59:46 PM): he said
robin (9:59:58 PM): "its still worth it, throwing up, drinking is still working i feel so good"
robin (10:00:02 PM): dude drinking is so good
robin (10:00:04 PM): dude like
robin (10:00:06 PM): if i come visit
robin (10:00:11 PM): whe nur a sophmore or junior
robin (10:00:13 PM): i think u cna drink then
robin (10:00:17 PM): and we shud drink together
robin (10:00:20 PM): but take my advice
robin (10:00:23 PM): get ur grades together
robin (10:00:30 PM): and wait til junior or senior year to drink and smoke
robin (10:00:32 PM): thats awht i did
robin (10:00:34 PM): and its worth it
robin (10:00:42 PM): cuz i can have fun fucking girls nad drinking and going to parties
robin (10:00:46 PM): but still go to college
robin (10:01:44 PM): k
robin (10:01:45 PM): like
robin (10:01:47 PM): its worth i9t
robin (10:01:52 PM): wait til junior or senior year
robin (10:01:54 PM): to smoke or dirnk
robin (10:01:55 PM): and its worth it
robin (10:01:57 PM): tahts what i did
robin (10:02:01 PM): and like im having just as much fuh
robin (10:02:05 PM): dude can i tell u somethin
robin (10:02:06 PM): r u here
evan smells good (10:02:12 PM): yeah im just listenin
robin (10:02:33 PM): k
robin (10:02:36 PM): i was at this party once
robin (10:02:38 PM): on haloween
robin (10:02:41 PM): biggest party ive ever seen
robin (10:02:46 PM): and i got so fucked up
robin (10:02:48 PM): tahts my profile picture
robin (10:02:51 PM): biggest party
robin (10:02:53 PM): like one time
robin (10:03:06 PM): the song "and then i got high" by that raper played
robin (10:03:10 PM): and everyone was singing it
he kept going but none of what he said is fit to be seen by anyone. all you need to know is it included my sister and me frowning.
