Not irl roleplaying, just online roleplaying.
I thought it would be a small price to pay for a girl whose first question she asked me was "Do you like Gears of War?" and who giggled at every damn explosion in G.I. Joe.
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Not irl roleplaying, just online roleplaying.
I thought it would be a small price to pay for a girl whose first question she asked me was "Do you like Gears of War?" and who giggled at every damn explosion in G.I. Joe.
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Blanket Stacker/ Blanket Counter - a Q-bloke. Trained to make large stacks of blankets in the Q-store, and to make sure that the blankets stay where they are. Fully aware of the risk of a collapsing stack of blankets, these highly trained warriors have the stealth of a ninja and the reflexes of a cat.
Blunt - A derogative term to describe anyone deemed not to be at the 'pointy end' (ie front-line/operational). Always a favourite of fighter pilots, who believe that pretty much anyone that isn't strapped into a chair is a blunt.
Bucket - As in bucket of shit. An M113 Armoured Personnel Carrier or its crew.
Bullshit Castle - Headquarters Air Command, Glenbrook, New South Wales.
Can anybody drive a tractor? - See Motorbike licence
Canteen Medals - Beer or food stains on the breast of a shirt or jacket.
Dog and pony show - A painstakingly prepared briefing, usually of little real substance or value, pandering to the whims of a senior officer.
Drop shorts – An artillery solider, for example Say again, I’m a drop short; or in English "Can you repeat yourself, I'm in the artillery corps (and hence deaf)". 'Drop shorts' also implied that gunners dropped their rounds onto our grunts rather than the enemy.
Duty First - The motto of the Royal Australian Regiment. It is said to refer to mess duty, guard duty, etc.
Elephant trackers - RAAF security police. A derisive reference to their supposed lack of investigative acumen.
Face ripping - A one-way discussion, usually between a soldier and a subordinate, where the "face ripper" gets so close that the "face rippee" can see the pores on his forehead. This usually occurs on the drill square or in the CSM's office.
Fitter and turner - An Army cook. It means "to fit good food into a pot and turn it into sh-t".
Four Star Hotel - The accomodation used by Air Force members on exercise whilst Army members reside in dirt pits or tents if lucky.
Gaz - Used to describe someone of unparalleled skill. Also used to describe SAS troops.
Groundsheet - derogatory slang for a female soldier. I.e. something you lay on the ground.
Healthkeys - medical data base system that in theory is supposed to make life better for medics but in reality is a tool for blood sucking bean counters and auditors that load up the medical system with even more work.
Hot Box - The large plastic containers which bring fresh rations to Diggers in a field environment, which contains inadequately small portions of cooked vegetables and a small helping of whatever yesterdays leftovers were from the base mess packed into tinfoil trays.
Koala Bear - Refers to somebody who is generally considered a protected species and useless in the greater scheme of things. Usually accompanied by the phrase "Not to be exported or shot at" was used to refer to Armoured Corps.
Luncheon Meat Type 2 - An inedible can of pink stuff issued in some Ratpaks. Do not attempt to eat. Do not attempt to feed it to a dog - dogs won't eat it.
Mango - Term for Army Reservist. Green on the outside, yellow on the inside and too many of them give you the shits.
MIMMS - A convoluted computerised materiel management system (Mount Isa Mines). The bane of the existance of RAEME and RASIGS trade personnel.
Motorbike licence - A ruse to get diggers to volunteer for something. Sgt: Has anybody here got a motorbike licence? (Two or three new diggers jump to their feet) "I have Sergeant!" Sgt: Good. Grab these shovels and go dig a latrine. Diggers: What about the motorbike? Sgt: GRAB THOSE SHOVELS AND START DIGGING!
Pineapple - A term used to describe an odious task or command, delivered by a Sergeant or above. Akin to having a pineapple jammed up one's arse.
Pissaphone - A conical metal funnel partially stuck into the ground for soldiers to urinate into. It looks a bit like a five foot long loud hailer, but those who use it for that purpose usually regret doing so.
PMKeyS - The succubus Defence computer database that consumes 60% of all human endeavour. A staff officer's wet dream, it is particularly useful for creating nice pie charts to impress the CO (see also: dog and pony show).
Q - Quartermaster - An officer who has the enviable job of making sure that the Q-store is always full of every kind of stuff ever invented, and making sure that those dirty diggers don't get any of if because they will break it for sure. Delegates these tasks to ordinary Q-blokes.
Q-store - Quartermaster's Store - A large building full of stacks of every kind of stuff you could ever want or need. If you ask for any of it, you will be told: "Sorry mate, I've only got one left and somebody else might want it." You may be offered a few consolation tins of Luncheon Meat Type 2, or if you're really lucky, Ham And Egg In A Can.
RP - A Regimental Policeman. The sycophantic arse-lickers who follow the RSM around, and lap up tasks like drilling defaulters and nailing parade ground markers into the ground. Out of the same stable as a "Meat Head".
Shit pit - A latrine. You'll be digging lots of these if you admit to having a motorbike licence.
Training Pam or Training Manual - hard core pornography.
Traveller or travel fat - Used to describe an erection caused by vehicle motion / vibration. Also known as 'motion thickness'.
Turd toucher - A plumber/gasfitter tradesman from the RAE.
Turps - Any form of alcoholic beverage drank to excess.
Wreckie Mech - An RAEME soldier who operates motor recovery equipment i.e. a wrecker. Generally not all that bright.
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MattyDienhoff: ROFL
MattyDienhoff: From YouTube comments on a video of Stalingrad:
MattyDienhoff: "German had help from Sweden, Hungary, Romania, Austria, Italy, Finland etc."
"Yeah, but Italy should cancel out the other five, lol. "
Inferno Pro: brb protecting map
Freelancer™: and send m the tags
Freelancer™: u said u would forever ago
Inferno Pro: sending it to my dick
Freelancer™: then ill cut ur dick off pucho.
Inferno Pro: no sorry
Inferno Pro: you have to suck on it
Freelancer™: bite it off*
Inferno Pro: lullulu
Inferno Pro: you still had your mouth on my dick
Inferno Pro: nuh
Freelancer™: How'd look worwse now, really.
Inferno Pro: uploading map
Freelancer™: The guy that bit the guys dick off.
Freelancer™: Or the fag with no dick.
Inferno Pro: i have spare dicks
Freelancer™: o i c
Inferno Pro: its like picklo from DBZ
Inferno Pro: shit regrows
Inferno Pro: also. biting a 14 inch dick off is hard
Freelancer™: yea man
Freelancer™: i got a deep throat.
Freelancer™: I know this.
Freelancer™: because until I saw his legs.
Freelancer™: i thought it was a hotdog.
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V With that post This post here is now useless :(
full convo ftwQuote:
Asian 센세이션: do you remember a thread where you posted similar smilies on there?
Pyong: ?
Asian 센세이션: nvm got it
Pyong: lol
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Pyong: dicks
Asian 센세이션: who is and what has?
Pyong: lol
Pyong: i heard inferno sucks dick for cocaine
Asian 센세이션: Really now?
Asian 센세이션: why's that?
Asian 센세이션: Are you guys having an arguement -_-
Pyong: lol
Pyong: n
Asian 센세이션: WTF is going on?
Pyong: lol
Asian 센세이션: ...
Pyong: look at the thread quotes
Asian 센세이션: where?
Asian 센세이션: link pl0x
Pyong: modacity
Pyong: fgt
Asian 센세이션: fgt?
Pyong: faggot
Pyong: lolz
Asian 센세이션: mmk
Asian 센세이션: wait...
Asian 센세이션: what?
Asian 센세이션: where do i look?
Pyong: lol
Pyong: its in the quotes funny random thread
Asian 센세이션: ok... which post?
Pyong: lol second to last
Asian 센세이션: OH Lol
Asian 센세이션: Ok..
Asian 센세이션: Now i understand the main purpose of this conversation
Asian 센세이션: Damn im a genious.
Pyong: heh
Asian 센세이션: lol
Pyong: fgt
Asian 센세이션: NU
Pyong: NU
Asian 센세이션: http://www.modacity.net/forums/showt...=17139&page=10
Asian 센세이션: look at last post
Pyong: :smug:
Pyong: is that you btw?
Asian 센세이션: yes.
Asian 센세이션: sexy amiright?
Pyong: lolz
Asian 센세이션: SEXY AM I RIGHT?
Pyong: lol
Asian 센세이션: ...
Pyong: <- not gay
Asian 센세이션: ^ gay.
Pyong: lolololol
Pyong: faggot
Asian 센세이션: Nu
Pyong: V sucks dick for cocaine
Asian 센세이션: ^ <- arrow cancels it out.
Pyong: lolwut
Asian 센세이션: V Faggot.
Pyong: ^ <- cancels out
Pyong: <- retard
Pyong: owait
Asian 센세이션: XD
Asian 센세이션: IM posting this shit.
Pyong: ew
Asian 센세이션: i no.
Pyong: you took a dump and your posting pics of it
Pyong: wtf
Pyong: seriously
Pyong: wtf
Asian 센세이션: OH NO
Pyong: ima have to ban ur ass
Asian 센세이션: No no no no no no no
Asian 센세이션: you cant do that...
Pyong: (calls jcrap)
Asian 센세이션: wait...
Pyong: BAN DIS FUCKA RITE HERE YO
Asian 센세이션: NU
Pyong: SRS
Asian 센세이션: =(
Pyong: HES POSTIN SHIT PORN ON MAH THREDS
Pyong: KILL DIS HOE WITH YO PISTOL
Pyong: POP A CAP IN HIS ASS
Asian 센세이션: IT AINT YO THREAD ITS LLAMAS
Asian 센세이션: BITC
Asian 센세이션: H
Asian 센세이션: FUCK
Pyong: FGT
Pyong: FGT
Pyong: FGT
Pyong: FGT
Asian 센세이션: NU
N
Pyong: FGT
Asian 센세이션: NU
Asian 센세이션: NU
Pyong: ^ faggot
Pyong: ^ retard
Pyong: owait
Asian 센세이션: ^ super faggot x3
Pyong: shit
Asian 센세이션: Yeah
Pyong: ffffffffff
Asian 센세이션: Uuuuuuu
Pyong: lol
Pyong: uguu
Pyong: now
Asian 센세이션: uguu
Asian 센세이션: uguu?
Pyong: poast this shit
Pyong: fgt
Pyong: lolz
Asian 센세이션: NO U
Pyong: also
Asian 센세이션: what?
Pyong: GO HAVE BUTTSEX WITH HDOAN
Pyong: >:U
Pyong: HE'S ONE OF YOUR KIND
Pyong: lol
Asian 센세이션: FUCK.
Pyong: lol
Pyong: pwnd
Asian 센세이션: YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH INFERNO, JCAP, GHOST, VEEX, HIGUY and all those people who are YOUR KIND
Pyong: lolz
Pyong: fuck
Asian 센세이션: you
Pyong: fuh-q
Asian 센세이션: lol
Asian 센세이션: posting or u?
Pyong: u poast
Asian 센세이션: MOTHER FUCKER
Pyong: ?
Asian 센세이션: I copied and pasted til it reached the "Pyong: <- retard
Pyong: owait
Asian 센세이션: XD"
Asian 센세이션: part of out conversation
Pyong: Fuhq
Asian 센세이션: then i noticed i didn't get top part copied
Asian 센세이션: but i already x'ed out of chat
Pyong: lol
Asian 센세이션: oh well, ill try to remember what we said
Pyong: I got it
Asian 센세이션: copy and paste it here then
Pyong: Pyong: dicks
Asian 센세이션: who is and what has?
Pyong: lol
Pyong: i heard inferno sucks dick for cocaine
Asian 센세이션: Really now?
Asian 센세이션: why's that?
Asian 센세이션: Are you guys having an arguement -_-
Pyong: lol
Pyong: n
Asian 센세이션: WTF is going on?
Pyong: lol
Asian 센세이션: ...
Pyong: look at the thread quotes
Asian 센세이션: where?
Asian 센세이션: link pl0x
Pyong: modacity
Pyong: fgt
Asian 센세이션: fgt?
Pyong: faggot
Pyong: lolz
Asian 센세이션: mmk
Asian 센세이션: wait...
Asian 센세이션: what?
Asian 센세이션: where do i look?
Pyong: lol
Pyong: its in the quotes funny random thread
Asian 센세이션: ok... which post?
Pyong: lol second to last
Asian 센세이션: OH Lol
Asian 센세이션: Ok..
Asian 센세이션: Now i understand the main purpose of this conversation
Asian 센세이션: Damn im a genious.
Pyong: heh
Asian 센세이션: lol
Pyong: fgt
Asian 센세이션: NU
Pyong: NU
Asian 센세이션: http://www.modacity.net/forums/showt...=17139&page=10
Asian 센세이션: look at last post
Pyong: :smug:
Pyong: is that you btw?
Asian 센세이션: yes.
Asian 센세이션: sexy amiright?
Pyong: lolz
Asian 센세이션: SEXY AM I RIGHT?
Pyong: lol
Asian 센세이션: ...
Pyong: <- not gay
Asian 센세이션: ^ gay.
Pyong: lolololol
Pyong: faggot
Asian 센세이션: Nu
Pyong: V sucks dick for cocaine
Asian 센세이션: ^ <- arrow cancels it out.
Pyong: lolwut
Asian 센세이션: V Faggot.
Pyong: ^ <- cancels out
Pyong: <- retard
Pyong: owait
Asian 센세이션: XD
Asian 센세이션: IM posting this shit.
Pyong: ew
Asian 센세이션: i no.
Pyong: you took a dump and your posting pics of it
Pyong: wtf
Pyong: seriously
Pyong: wtf
Asian 센세이션: OH NO
Pyong: ima have to ban ur ass
Asian 센세이션: No no no no no no no
Asian 센세이션: you cant do that...
Pyong: (calls jcrap)
Asian 센세이션: wait...
Pyong: BAN DIS FUCKA RITE HERE YO
Asian 센세이션: NU
Pyong: SRS
Asian 센세이션: =(
Pyong: HES POSTIN SHIT PORN ON MAH THREDS
Pyong: KILL DIS HOE WITH YO PISTOL
Pyong: POP A CAP IN HIS ASS
Asian 센세이션: IT AINT YO THREAD ITS LLAMAS
Asian 센세이션: BITC
Asian 센세이션: H
Asian 센세이션: FUCK
Pyong: FGT
Pyong: FGT
Pyong: FGT
Pyong: FGT
Asian 센세이션: NU
N
Pyong: FGT
Asian 센세이션: NU
Asian 센세이션: NU
Pyong: ^ faggot
Pyong: ^ retard
Pyong: owait
Asian 센세이션: ^ super faggot x3
Pyong: shit
Asian 센세이션: Yeah
Pyong: ffffffffff
Asian 센세이션: Uuuuuuu
Pyong: lol
Pyong: uguu
Pyong: now
Asian 센세이션: uguu
Asian 센세이션: uguu?
Pyong: poast this shit
Pyong: fgt
Pyong: lolz
Asian 센세이션: NO U
Pyong: also
Asian 센세이션: what?
Pyong: GO HAVE BUTTSEX WITH HDOAN
Pyong: >:U
Pyong: HE'S ONE OF YOUR KIND
Pyong: lol
Asian 센세이션: FUCK.
Pyong: lol
Pyong: pwnd
Asian 센세이션: YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH INFERNO, JCAP, GHOST, VEEX, HIGUY and all those people who are YOUR KIND
Pyong: lolz
Pyong: fuck
Asian 센세이션: you
Pyong: fuh-q
Asian 센세이션: lol
Asian 센세이션: posting or u?
Pyong: u poast
Asian 센세이션: MOTHER FUCKER
Pyong: ?
Asian 센세이션: I copied and pasted til it reached the "Pyong: <- retard
Pyong: owait
Asian 센세이션: XD"
Asian 센세이션: part of out conversation
Pyong: Fuhq
Asian 센세이션: then i noticed i didn't get top part copied
Asian 센세이션: but i already x'ed out of chat
Pyong: lol
Asian 센세이션: oh well, ill try to remember what we said
Pyong: I got it
Asian 센세이션: copy and paste it here then
Pyong: lol
Asian 센세이션: oh
Asian 센세이션: shi
Pyong: lol
Asian 센세이션: ok pasted copied til it reads the Pyong: ^ <- cancels out
Pyong: <- retard
Pyong: owait
Asian 센세이션: XD
Asian 센세이션: part of the conversation
Asian 센세이션: NO more.
Pyong: heh
Asian 센세이션: ye
Asian 센세이션: you in college or highschool?
Pyong: hs
Asian 센세이션: you have chem?
Pyong: n
Asian 센세이션: :(
Pyong: lol
Horns: porn warning
Horns: but this is funny shit
Horns: http://www.jigglegifs.com/data/media/4/slap.gif
=CE=Reaper: well i wanna look the car over more in case theres something else i nees
=CE=Reaper: ......
Horns: lulz
Horns: i gave the porn warning
=CE=Reaper: i didnt see it
=CE=Reaper: lulz
Horns: lmfao
Horns: you're mom is standing there
Horns: :P
=CE=Reaper: she says hi
Horns: hi krausers mom
=CE=Reaper: she thought it was funny
=CE=Reaper: she was like...."BOOM headshot"
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Sim, the Euthanasia Pyro: ILL LET YOU FINISH BUT EBOLA WAS THE BEST DIESEASE EVER
=Σ= ThePlague: I'LL LET YOU FINISH BUT BILLY MAYS' DEATH WAS THE BEST OF THIS YEAR
Sim, the Euthanasia Pyro: ILL LET YOU FINISH BUT WHITE KIDS WITH BEARDS ARE THE BEST
=Σ= ThePlague: I'LL LET YOU FINISH BUT BLACK JEWS SHOULD GET TO THE BACK OF THE OVEN
Sim, the Euthanasia Pyro: ILL LET YOU FINISH BUT I HAVE TO GO EAT OUT YOUR MOM
=Σ= ThePlague: I'LL LET YOU FINISH BUT I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT SHE HAS A DISCO STICK
Sim, the Euthanasia Pyro: ILL LET YOU FINISH BUT THATS KINDA SICK
=Σ= ThePlague: I'LL LET YOU FINISH BUT LETS HAVE SOME FUN
Sim, the Euthanasia Pyro: ILL LET YOU FINISH BUT THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE BEST IDEA OF THE YEAR
=Σ= ThePlague: I'LL LET YOU FINISH BUT NOT ACTUALLY LET YOU FINISH
Sim, the Euthanasia Pyro: ILL LET YOU FINISH BUT I FUCKED TAYLOR SWIFT
=Σ= ThePlague: I'LL LET YOU FINISH BUT YOU NEED TO FINISH ON HER FACE
Sim, the Euthanasia Pyro: ILL LET YOU FINISH BUT I ALREADY DID
Sim, the Euthanasia Pyro: ILL LET YOU FINISH BY LETTING ME FINISH
=Σ= ThePlague: so
=Σ= ThePlague: much
=Σ= ThePlague: win
Sim, the Euthanasia Pyro: lol yes
=Σ= ThePlague: posting this in quotes funny random
This was in an IRC channel. The names have been changed to protect the identities of the two love birds.
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Sep 16 17:56:11 * lawl hugs sara
Sep 16 17:56:24 <sara> yay!
Sep 16 17:56:27 <sara> hugs
Sep 16 17:56:29 <sara> :]
Sep 16 17:56:37 * lawl continues stripping sara
Sep 16 17:59:07 * lawl ticks sara
Sep 16 17:59:36 * sara giggles.
Sep 16 17:59:39 <sara> :p
Sep 16 17:59:45 * lawl finishes stripping sara
Sep 16 18:00:17 <sara> nooo!
Sep 16 18:00:27 * lawl locks all the doors and windows
Sep 16 18:00:47 * sara runs around room in circles.
Sep 16 18:00:56 <lawl> :9
Sep 16 18:00:58 <lawl> :(
Sep 16 18:01:15 <sara> you is sad?
Sep 16 18:01:21 <lawl> stop running around
Sep 16 18:01:23 <lawl> :(
Sep 16 18:01:23 <lawl> plz
Sep 16 18:01:34 * lawl wants to see where this goes
Sep 16 18:02:06 * sara wants to point out technically nowhere as we are in chat box.
Sep 16 18:02:14 <lawl> hmm
Sep 16 18:02:16 <lawl> good point
Sep 16 18:02:35 <sara> i know
Sep 16 18:02:41 <sara> i'm full of them
Sep 16 18:02:45 <sara> :]
Sep 16 18:02:51 <sara> ;]
Sep 16 18:02:55 <lawl> sounds like just what I'm looking for in a woman :3
Sep 16 18:03:21 * lawl hugs sara erotically
Sep 16 18:03:40 <sara> ha ha
Sep 16 18:03:42 <sara> :]
Sep 16 18:03:52 * sara hugs back.
Sep 16 18:03:55 * lawl leads sara into bed
Sep 16 18:04:22 <sara> :p
Sep 16 18:04:28 <lawl> ???
Sep 16 18:04:55 <lawl> what did you expect? you're nude in my room
Sep 16 18:04:57 <lawl> think about it!
Sep 16 18:05:09 <sara> in imaginary room
Sep 16 18:05:21 <sara> i thought we would play scrabble
Sep 16 18:05:24 <sara> lol
Sep 16 18:05:25 <sara> ;]
Sep 16 18:05:32 <lawl> we can play sex-scrablle
Sep 16 18:05:35 <lawl> it's like scrabble
Sep 16 18:05:49 <lawl> only instead of putting letters on a board to spell out words, you have sex in a bed.
Sep 16 18:06:06 <sara> oh
Sep 16 18:06:11 <sara> sound fun
Sep 16 18:06:14 <sara> :]
Sep 16 18:06:22 * lawl dons condom
Sep 16 18:06:26 <lawl> always use protection on the Internet.
Sep 16 18:06:31 <sara> so we can be safe
Sep 16 18:06:48 <lawl> yah
Sep 16 18:06:53 * sara just quoted Dora the explorer.
Sep 16 18:06:53 <lawl> don't want to catch any viruses
Sep 16 18:07:02 <sara> like my cold?
Sep 16 18:07:07 <lawl> yeah
Sep 16 18:07:16 <lawl> but don't worry, I already have a cold
Sep 16 18:07:45 <sara> well i did make out with you already so it wouldn't matter
Sep 16 18:08:12 <lawl> you want top?
Sep 16 18:08:33 * sara doesn't care.
Sep 16 18:08:46 * lawl flips sara over on top of him
Sep 16 18:08:58 <sara> yes sir
Sep 16 18:09:03 <sara> :]
Sep 16 18:09:16 * lawl positions sara over his epeen
Sep 16 18:09:39 <sara> ***
Sep 16 18:09:48 <lawl> All I see is * * *
Sep 16 18:10:15 <sara> ***
Sep 16 18:10:19 <sara> :]
Sep 16 18:10:40 <lawl> I'll just assume that says something good.
Sep 16 18:10:53 <sara> s
Sep 16 18:10:54 <sara> e
Sep 16 18:10:55 <sara> x
Sep 16 18:10:56 <lawl> yay
Sep 16 18:11:11 * lawl inserts his epeen into sara's evagina
Sep 16 18:11:27 <lawl> *SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX*
Sep 16 18:11:56 <sara> WOOOO
Sep 16 18:12:00 * lawl makes sweet, passionate love to sara
Sep 16 18:12:09 * sara enjoys.
Sep 16 18:12:46 * lawl makes repetitive humping motion as his epeen slips back and forth in sara's vagina
Sep 16 18:13:25 * sara wonders if this is really going to continue
Sep 16 18:13:36 <sara> lol
Sep 16 18:15:24 * lawl hugs sara
Sep 16 18:15:48 * sara likes hugs
Sep 16 18:16:45 * sara dresses and runs away
Sep 16 18:16:49 * sara (sara@sara.irc.justin.tv) has left #lawl
Sep 16 18:16:53 * lawl dresses, too.
wtf
he kept in character after she left.
What the fuck...
E: It was mobster huh....
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"JeanLuc 761 (9:08:34 PM): no murdering for you tonight
"Snafubar" (9:09:15 PM): -puts hatchet down-
JeanLuc 761 (9:09:21 PM): Yeah you better B|
"Snafubar" (9:09:36 PM): -picks up katana- errrm wut
JeanLuc 761 (9:10:14 PM): Yo Snaf, I'm really happy for you and ima let you finish...but that Johns Hopkins student had the best Katana kill of the year.
"Snafubar" (9:10:24 PM): oh fuck you.
JeanLuc 761 (9:10:32 PM): WOO!
"Snafubar" (9:10:38 PM): well
"Snafubar" (9:10:40 PM): played
"Snafubar" (9:10:42 PM): ass
JeanLuc 761 (9:10:50 PM): tyvm
JeanLuc 761 (9:11:13 PM): You know you laughed :3
"Snafubar" (9:11:24 PM): actually i was like :o
"Snafubar" (9:11:29 PM): :golfclap:
DAMN YOU HAVE I BEEN FOUND OUT?Quote:
Originally Posted by Heathen
And no, it wasn't me. Mine was more of the "I put on my robe and wizard hat" variety.
It wasn't Mobster. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Heathen
:clap:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jean-Luc
e: what, that isn't clap? then what is? :golfclap:?
ee: oh, it is.
:golfclap:
eee:
shaZAMQuote:
(09:50:38 PM) roboplawar: http://www.timecube.com/
(09:51:38 PM) cbn22@email.vccs.edu: what the fuck is this
(09:52:08 PM) cbn22@email.vccs.edu: -1 x -1= +1 is WRONG
(09:52:15 PM) roboplawar: XD
(09:52:23 PM) cbn22@email.vccs.edu: what the fuck is this
(09:52:50 PM) roboplawar: idk
(09:52:52 PM) roboplawar: but it's brilliant
(09:53:26 PM) cbn22@email.vccs.edu: well, at least it looks more coherent than scientology
Let's make a House episode!
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Really, how hard could this be?
CHASE: House, we need to cure this patient. He is very sick.
HOUSE: Did you try the medicine drug?
CHASE: I did try the medicine drug.
HOUSE: Only stupid people try the medicine drug. You are stupid.
PATIENT: I would rather not be sick.
HOUSE: You are stupid too. Did you take stupid drug?
FOREMAN: I gave patient stupid drug.
HOUSE: You are a black man.
FOREMAN: This vexes me.
PATIENT: I have blood from my nose that is dripping.
CAMERON: That's bad!
PATIENT: Also I was bitten by mice due to my poor hygiene.
CUTTY: You need hygiene drug. Also, I have not spoken in awhile.
HOUSE: No! Hygiene drug will kill Patient! He needs mouse bites to live!
CHASE: [Shocked]
CAMERON: [Shocked]
FOREMAN: [Vexed]
HOUSE: More mouse bites!
CUTTY: I forbid this.
HOUSE: Don't care.
CHASE: [Gets mice]
HOUSE: [Makes mouse bite serum]
PATIENT: I feel better. No more nose blood! Thank you doctor!
HOUSE: I am very smart.
WILSON: I, too, am in this episode.
FOREMAN: This vexes me.
~FIN~
Warsaw is so awesome
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Лорд вон Крупп: Turn 19 on Jesus Day.
HoMoCiDe: lolz
Лорд вон Крупп: The majority of the world celebrates my birthday, I'm flattered.
Лорд вон Крупп: My birthday is pretty much a global holiday, nobody has to go to work!
Лорд вон Крупп: I'm that awesome.
lol :golfclap:Quote:
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I am on this bandwagon! :neckbeard:Quote:
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ftfboy :eng101:Quote:
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timo... i... i never knew...Quote:
Timo1245 (12:24:17 AM): I'm a furry but it's just a coincidence that i'm a new zealander too
I LOVE OUT OF CONTEXT QUOTES
fuck off that was totally in context
how much context do you need
Happy birthday timo~
http://www.shropshire-sheep.co.uk/im...rman%20bum.jpg
furrys are all gay too right?
LolQuote:
Originally Posted by Aristotle in 'Aristotle's Poetics'
Man> sandwich> woman> slave.
Slave kill a turkey, harvest lettuce, bake bread and churn the cheese.
Woman, make me a sandwich so I can act in this play.
[16:46] aV4i1: who is LGBT?
[16:46] aV4i1: like
[16:46] aV4i1: wut do they do
[16:46] Elefant: lesbian gay bisexual and transgender
[16:46] Elefant: is what it stands for
[16:46] aV4i1: yea but um
[16:46] aV4i1: pwner
[16:46] aV4i1: has LGBT hater
[16:46] aV4i1: owai...
[16:46] Elefant: yeah i nkow
[16:46] aV4i1: nub
[16:47] aV4i1: lesbians are ok
[16:47] aV4i1: if they make videos
[16:47] Elefant: LOL
On Fire Water: the textures just need to be redone
On Fire Water: the metal
On Fire Water: it looks to concrete-ish
On Fire Water: but i do likie it
On Fire Water: also needs collision but thats already being taken care of
Abominable Snow Mobster: that's due to me following an "how to make a metal texture in 4 easy steps in Photoshop CS2" tutorial
On Fire Water: LOL
Rhode Islander Lyncher: i give up on modacity
Rhode Islander Lyncher: i posted an idea for community mentoring to help others, got neg repped into the shit
Rhode Islander Lyncher: they dont want to improve, and im not gettin caught up on their shit
Rhode Islander Lyncher: also i know youre like wtf do i care,, why you rambling to me
Rhode Islander Lyncher: ITS BECAUSE ITS SOO FUCKIN LATE YOURE THE ONLY BITCH THATS ONNN
On Fire Water: well
On Fire Water: 1
On Fire Water: because your idea is retarded
On Fire Water: im not going to lie
On Fire Water: two
Rhode Islander Lyncher: lol what
On Fire Water: neg rep doesnt mean beans
On Fire Water: i got tons of it
On Fire Water: but now i've got 4 positive bars as it
Rhode Islander Lyncher: concept art has it and it works great
On Fire Water: but we're not a concept art forum
Rhode Islander Lyncher: its just the people a tmdoacity are austic dickwads who cant deal in a ociety properly
Rhode Islander Lyncher: and are rude as fuck
Rhode Islander Lyncher: dude
Rhode Islander Lyncher: gameartists
On Fire Water: not so much as we're not the kind of people to work with that thing
Rhode Islander Lyncher: they mentor
Rhode Islander Lyncher: modacity is a shithole
On Fire Water: dude
On Fire Water: you take things too seriously
On Fire Water: if its a bad idea itll just sink down
Rhode Islander Lyncher: no, im not mad, just sad
Rhode Islander Lyncher: modacity oculd be great
Rhode Islander Lyncher: we have good guys there with skill
On Fire Water: and we do
Rhode Islander Lyncher: but the dicks bring it down
Rhode Islander Lyncher: so im saying fuck it
Rhode Islander Lyncher: ill still lurk on modacity, simply for the random shithole luls
Rhode Islander Lyncher: but im not goin to post anymore
On Fire Water: if thats seriously what you think
Rhode Islander Lyncher: it wont matter anyways, no one will notice
On Fire Water: go dig yourself deeper into a hole
Rhode Islander Lyncher: what hole am i in?
On Fire Water: um
On Fire Water: the hole that all you see is your ignorance
Rhode Islander Lyncher: ignorance?
On Fire Water: yes
On Fire Water: if people think its a bad idea
Rhode Islander Lyncher: no one posts in the studio thread
On Fire Water: dont take it
On Fire Water: dont take it as a personal attack
Rhode Islander Lyncher: theyre scared of dickweeds bein total dicks
On Fire Water: it just isnt a good idea
Rhode Islander Lyncher: i understand what criticism is
Rhode Islander Lyncher: and what critique is
Rhode Islander Lyncher: what modacity does is criticism
Rhode Islander Lyncher: what the sucessful sites
Rhode Islander Lyncher: that have nice people
Rhode Islander Lyncher: do
On Fire Water: and what you think is criticism is "fluff"
Rhode Islander Lyncher: is critque
Rhode Islander Lyncher: no
Rhode Islander Lyncher: you see
On Fire Water: dude
On Fire Water: shut up
Rhode Islander Lyncher: growing up in a halo community
On Fire Water: im not going to sugarcoat your ideas
On Fire Water: trust me
On Fire Water: im going to tell you if it sucks or not
On Fire Water: deal with it
On Fire Water: k
Rhode Islander Lyncher: your opinion of critique is the words, "holy shit this sucks."
On Fire Water: youre fucking annoying
Rhode Islander Lyncher: youre the one angry
Rhode Islander Lyncher: :\
On Fire Water: dude
On Fire Water: im not angry
On Fire Water: im telling you the truth
Rhode Islander Lyncher: im not sayin to sugar coat it, you see youre infering on what i am trying to say
On Fire Water: what you think is "critique" is really just fluff
On Fire Water: YES
On Fire Water: YOU ARE
On Fire Water: THATS WHERE YOU ARE IGNORANT
Rhode Islander Lyncher: modacity is too extremist on the criticism
Rhode Islander Lyncher: too lbuint
Rhode Islander Lyncher: if you listen
Rhode Islander Lyncher: i dont want fluff
Rhode Islander Lyncher: go to the critique center at cocneptart.org
Rhode Islander Lyncher: or gameartists
On Fire Water: critique is fluff
Rhode Islander Lyncher: people can ge tthe exact help of modacity,, with out the broken pride
Rhode Islander Lyncher: and the insults
On Fire Water: broken pride
On Fire Water: haha what
On Fire Water: are you fucking seriousl
On Fire Water: hahaha
Rhode Islander Lyncher: yes
On Fire Water: oh my god im going to quotes thread this when its done
Rhode Islander Lyncher: you need some pride in your work to motivate you to move on
On Fire Water: m
On Fire Water: noit really
Rhode Islander Lyncher: if someone tells you you suck
On Fire Water: most of my work is shit
On Fire Water: but i still did it
Rhode Islander Lyncher: its not goin to move your forward very well
On Fire Water: nope
On Fire Water: not really
Rhode Islander Lyncher: youre thinkin of the football coach shit
Rhode Islander Lyncher: where they insult you
On Fire Water: nope
Rhode Islander Lyncher: to motivate you
On Fire Water: infact i think thats absolutely retarded
Rhode Islander Lyncher: modacity is a bunch of retards who try to apply that
Rhode Islander Lyncher: when tis bullshit
On Fire Water: no
On Fire Water: absolutely not
Rhode Islander Lyncher: ok then what
Rhode Islander Lyncher: :\
On Fire Water: step out of your glass house
Rhode Islander Lyncher: uh
Rhode Islander Lyncher: i said what
Rhode Islander Lyncher: tell me
On Fire Water: and listen to me
Rhode Islander Lyncher: jesus
On Fire Water: okay
On Fire Water: are you listening
Rhode Islander Lyncher: look up form your keyboard
Rhode Islander Lyncher: damnit
On Fire Water: i am
Rhode Islander Lyncher: finally
On Fire Water: i can type without looking at my keyboard
On Fire Water: fuckwad
Rhode Islander Lyncher: then read
On Fire Water: okay
On Fire Water: ready
On Fire Water: ready
On Fire Water: ready
On Fire Water: "critique" is fluff compared to criticism which actually tells you
On Fire Water: i was never told to keep going most people told me that my work was shit
On Fire Water: and it was
On Fire Water: but i kept getting better ideas
On Fire Water: and i kept practicing
On Fire Water: and i eventually got there
Rhode Islander Lyncher: and what did you feel along the way?
On Fire Water: that wasnt the point
Rhode Islander Lyncher: happiness?
Rhode Islander Lyncher: yes it is
On Fire Water: okay
Rhode Islander Lyncher: you should enjoy your work
On Fire Water: i wholehartedly agree on one thing with you
Rhode Islander Lyncher: not do it for the glory or the pride
On Fire Water: you're fucking retarded
On Fire Water: k
Rhode Islander Lyncher: but because its fun
Rhode Islander Lyncher: and you want to improve
This user has been blocked
Oh. My. God. He actually didn't understand. He seriously could not comprehend the idea that judging work includes negative comments. I'm surprised he made it to 2 bars, let alone 4.
I guess people are just that retarded. :downs:
Look who's talking.
Oh, come on now, keep the fight in the other thread.
YOU CAN GIVE ME ALL THE CRITICISM YOU'VE GOT
JUST MAKE SURE IT"S ONLY GOOD!
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The texture might have too much polys for CE.
Oh haha
Damn, I was gonna link to that topic but it got deleted.
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2jazzi4u*(08:11:01*PM):*eat my head?
pyongftw (08:20:29*PM):*wat
pyongftw (08:20:37*PM):*Im pretty sure that only works when a guy says it :realsmug:
Thus my life:
Brian, my roommate, was both high and drunk. The comedic timing was fairly spectacular. :v:Quote:
Sean: Hey Brian, we’re making fun of you!
-through the window-
Noah (me): We’re having a deep discussion about terminology and racism!
Brian: Niggers!
-Window shuts-
Well. For those who are not "In the know", "Jemady" would be my significant other.Quote:
English Mobster says (8:04 PM):
hi!
you ever eat?
Jemady says (8:05 PM):
mhmm
then had smores
then had icecream
English Mobster says (8:05 PM):
Jemady says (8:05 PM):
lol
English Mobster says (8:05 PM):
i want smore
s
and ice cream.
>.<
Jemady says (8:05 PM):
xD twisted carmel
English Mobster says (8:05 PM):
i want some!
Jemady says (8:05 PM):
and mint chocolate chip XD
English Mobster says (8:06 PM):
the torture!!!
>.<
THANKS
NOW I HAVE TO GET SOME ICE CREAM
Jemady says (8:09 PM):
bye
English Mobster says (8:09 PM):
erm.. bye?
Jemady says (8:09 PM):
byebye for your ice cream
English Mobster says (8:10 PM):
oh
i already got it
Jemady says (8:10 PM):
danget im slow
English Mobster says (8:10 PM):
welcome to my world!
Jemady says (8:10 PM):
hehehehehheehehehehheehhehee
no thNK YOU
-runs back to my world-
English Mobster says (8:11 PM):
aww... i had cookies ready for you...
they were fresh, now ive gotta ship them through UPS
and you know that UPS' intergalactic delivery takes FOREVER
they wont be warm and soft...
Jemady says (8:12 PM):
im dorry-huggles though space time contum
English Mobster says (8:13 PM):
its ok *hugs back through mysterious portal which opened up*
WAIT
NO
WE HAVE TO GET TO 88 MPH FIRST
INTO THE DELOREAN
Jemady says (8:13 PM):
-sighs- but that is SO out of date. i just use this braslet-shows you-
English Mobster says (8:13 PM):
oh
it has a built-in flux capacitor?
Jemady says (8:14 PM):
yep. mini sized too!
English Mobster says (8:14 PM):
wow! i want one!
dangit. they dont sell those in the stores, do they?
Jemady says (8:14 PM):
nope. its my own invention!
only one, for me!
English Mobster says (8:14 PM):
oh. what about me?
English Mobster says (8:15 PM):
Jemady says (8:16 PM):
the mimic mashien is still under construction sorry
English Mobster says (8:16 PM):
oh.
dangit.
tell those construction workers to hurry up!
English Mobster says (8:17 PM):
...you're using a bunch of Dinosaurs you "borrowed" from the Flintstones time period for the construction work, aren't you?
English Mobster says (8:18 PM):
i told you, dont screw with the space-time continum like that!
Jemady says (8:18 PM):
im sorry! there the strongest thing i could get in a short [eriod of time-yawns then giggles as i watch a teridactle go by
English Mobster says (8:19 PM):
you have a time machine.
that means you have all the time in the world
"oops! im almost out of time"
"wait, no im not!"
*sets dial on watch*
"ok, we're good!"
Jemady says (8:19 PM):
no not realy, because i havnt figured out the way to stop aging, beside becoming a vampire or such like creature of COURCE
English Mobster says (8:20 PM):
right, sorry about that trip i made to Noah's Ark when i accidentally put the unicorns and the lions together, and i put the Vampires on the sundeck...
poor unicorns...
Jemady says (8:23 PM):
nnononono
i saved the unicorns remember! i went back and saved them at leasst-haha
English Mobster says (8:23 PM):
oh, right
forgot about that
Jemady says (8:23 PM):
lol
English Mobster says (8:24 PM):
then you took them to the Jirassic Period...
that didnt go over well.
Jemady says (8:24 PM):
no i lost 10 f them, but saved the last three and here in the next time period witch im not supost to talk about
English Mobster says (8:25 PM):
oh, sure, JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TOOK THE QUANTUM PHYSICS CLASS YOU CAN TALK ABOUT THE FUTURE
Jemady says (8:25 PM):
of cource! and im the one with the time watch and mechian ^^
English Mobster says (8:26 PM):
right. and here all i have is this 1985 DeLorean with an outdated Flux Capacitor
Jemady says (8:26 PM):
exactly!
-wont mention ive a stock of new ones-
English Mobster says (8:27 PM):
at least it can fly! =D
Jemady says (8:27 PM):
what about my jet wings?
English Mobster says (8:27 PM):
kinda... the left front wheel needs a tune-up
oh, right.
dangit.
Jemady says (8:27 PM):
lol
hehe
English Mobster says (8:27 PM):
why do you have to be superior in every way?
Jemady says (8:28 PM):
because ima woman xD
English Mobster says (8:28 PM):
"take the art class" i told myself, "quantum physics wont ever do you any good"
YOU WERE WRONG, CONSIENCE
YOU WERE WRONG
Jemady says (8:28 PM):
heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheeheheheheheh eheheheehehe
English Mobster says (8:28 PM):
and i got a C in that art class, too.
Jemady says (8:28 PM):
well
your bad
English Mobster says (8:28 PM):
yeah
English Mobster says (8:29 PM):
i know
Jemady says (8:29 PM):
anywhom
you beat me with one thing
English Mobster says (8:29 PM):
i should have known better
Jemady says (8:29 PM):
well two...
English Mobster says (8:29 PM):
all i can draw is stick figures
Jemady says (8:29 PM):
lol
English Mobster says (8:29 PM):
and what is that?
Jemady says (8:29 PM):
you have two balls and i dont even have one(laughing too hard, its hard to type)
English Mobster says (8:29 PM):
...well, i guess so
*double-checks*
English Mobster says (8:30 PM):
yeah, ok
they're both there
Jemady says (8:30 PM):
omfg
-CAN STOP LAUGING NOW-
English Mobster says (8:30 PM):
I HAD TO MAKE SURE, OK?
TRYING TO RESCUE UNICORNS FROM HUNGRY LIONS IS HARD
Jemady says (8:30 PM):
-asighs- some men!
hehehehe
but you never did it remember i did!
English Mobster says (8:31 PM):
i thought for sure they would steal my left nut
then wait... WHY WAS I FIGHTING HUNGRY LIONS?
Jemady says (8:31 PM):
and unicorns wer just put in danger when slow people go in to help, becuase you broke off there horns and they had no MAGIC!
English Mobster says (8:31 PM):
DID YOU SEND ME BACK TO ANCIENT ROME AGAIN?
Jemady says (8:31 PM):
um...
English Mobster says (8:31 PM):
i thought they had those cotton candy holders stuck to their heads, ok?
Jemady says (8:31 PM):
-walks away wistling
English Mobster says (8:31 PM):
i was trying to do them a favor
Jemady says (8:32 PM):
-hehehehahahahaha
English Mobster says (8:32 PM):
don't you know how STICKY those things get?
and they dont have fingers
i just thought... i would try to help
Jemady says (8:32 PM):
-smacks back of your head then has to make sure c isnt around then does it again- are you crazy!
English Mobster says (8:33 PM):
umm... i dont know, i hang out with you a lot.
*giggles to self*
Jemady says (8:35 PM):
hehehe very funny. Im already crazy/insane and we all know it
English Mobster says (8:35 PM):
i know
it's quite entertaining
Jemady says (8:35 PM):
hehehe
English Mobster says (8:35 PM):
of course, without the craziness, you probably wouldnt have tried to invent canned bread
and you were right
English Mobster says (8:36 PM):
it IS the best thing since sliced
English Mobster says (8:40 PM):
of course, trying to invent it DID get you arrested on 3 counts of public endangerment, 2 counts of kidnapping and 18 counts of grand theft auto
its a good thing you had that hypnotizing ring!
People who quote themselves are awesome.Quote:
FriedMetroid: all words start to look really weird to me
FriedMetroid: when I examine them closely
operah0lic: what about bibliobibuli
FriedMetroid: at first I was going to say that's not a word
FriedMetroid: then I realized it is
FriedMetroid: this language is stupid
oh, emmzee.Quote:
Nightlife: here is the breakup email I sent him
Nightlife: I was at my computer when I noticed Steam was downloading something. Intrigued, I opened my games tab to see what was downloading. When I saw it was updating Left 4 Dead, I was shocked, to say the least. I thought to myself, what could they possibly be patching this time? I read the update news and my reaction was nothing short of SHOCKED and DISGUSTED. Most of the update was fine, but one line in particular was so shocking and horrific it nearly made me vomit in rage. What was this one line that practically brought me to my knees with anger?
Fixed weapon density in Crash Course
How dare you do this, Gabe. By making it so there aren't Tier 2 weapons every ten feet, you have completely dumbed down the Crash Course experience for all your players. Previously, I was able to have many choices in my weapons. For example, if I wanted to use a hunting rifle for fifteen seconds, I would pick one up and use it until the next pile of tier 2 weapons. But you have removed all challenge from the game by stripping us, your loyal fans, of these choices (as we all know, the more choices there are, the more hardcore of a video game it is). All you have done is opened the floodgates for the casual gamers to pollute your game with their impurity. Because of this crime you have committed against humanity, I have no other choice but to boycott Left 4 Dead. Until you return the abundance of weapons to Crash Course, I absolutely refuse to purchase Left 4 Dead (the first one). This brings me to the significance of the subject line of this email:
I am breaking up with you and the rest of Valve Software.
This is going to be hard on both of us, I'm sure, but don't worry, you'll quickly find someone new to share your heart with. Probably one of those casual gamers you have turned to, thus alienating your true fans (such as myself), but I digress. It's not you, it's me. I'm just too good for you.
I hope we can still be friends.
I lol'dQuote:
FierceRayne: where the hells is josh
Tr4v1s: masturbating furiously to midget clown porn i sent him
Not really a funny quote, but one that i find very interesting.
"All My Life I Have Been Trying To Figure Out Who The ENEMY Was; The ENEMY. But All Along The ENEMY Was The INNER ME; The INNER ME." - Kimbo Slice
Not a quote, but I couldn't find the "Stories Funny Random" so...
E: AlsoQuote:
The following is allegedly an actual question given in a University of Washington chemistry mid-term exam.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their faith, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can reliably project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase
until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell
freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my freshman year that, "it will be a cold night in Hell before I sleep with you, and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls,leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being, which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God!"
(Allegedly this student received the only A.)
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A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes northlatitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
"She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."
"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."
The man smiled and responded, "You must be an Obama Democrat"
"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."
I love my game programmer
Code:dkwiz214 (12:20:01 PM): alright, if you insist that's fine by me
trulife0127 (12:20:06 PM): Ok cool.
trulife0127 (12:20:08 PM): One thing
trulife0127 (12:20:15 PM): You must enter one easter egg
trulife0127 (12:20:20 PM): And its going to be a radio
trulife0127 (12:20:28 PM): playing love story by taylor swift
trulife0127 (12:20:38 PM): and a black kid with kanye west's face
trulife0127 (12:20:43 PM): dancing next to it
dkwiz214 (12:20:55 PM): *sigh*
dkwiz214 (12:20:56 PM): fine
trulife0127 (12:20:58 PM): WOOT
trulife0127 (12:20:59 PM): lol
:haw:Quote:
[21:02] [»ШМ«]Advancebo: http://forum.halomaps.org/index.cfm?...841&start=8529
[21:02] [ASP]Spartan094[»ШМ«]: portal to hell?
[21:03] [»ШМ«]Advancebo: guess
[21:03] [»ШМ«]Advancebo: better
[21:03] [ASP]Spartan094[»ШМ«]: portal to heaven
[21:03] [»ШМ«]Advancebo: uuuuuuuuu
[21:03] [ASP]Spartan094[»ШМ«]: circle
[21:03] [»ШМ«]Advancebo: n
[21:03] [»ШМ«]Advancebo: its from a new game
[21:04] [ASP]Spartan094[»ШМ«]: Your Mom
[21:04] [»ШМ«]Advancebo: n
[21:04] [»ШМ«]Advancebo: that came out in the 20th century
Another story
Quote:
First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were attending their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body". For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough, but it's even tougher if you're stupid.."
That's an old one. I first heard it as a bowl of shit that he was instructing them to taste test. Ah, Aggie jokes.
Why does an Aggie's car have windshield wipers on the inside? Because when he drives he goes "bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb" (engine noise).
Why do Aggies have slumped shoulders and slanted foreheads? Because when you ask them a question they go "I dunno" *shrugs exaggeratedly* and when you tell them the answer they go "d'oh!" *slaps forehead*
What goes "vrrooom screech! vrrooom screech!"? An Aggie at a flashing red stoplight.
etc.
THAT'S WHY CEREBRUM IS TAKING FOREVER.Quote:
Originally posted by Kornman00 (See comments section)
I’m a fireman baby, we can firefight all night long. Plus my “connection” doesn’t drop ;)
Chains=higuyQuote:
Higuy: my dog died
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: :(((((
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: :<
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: sorry to hear that
Higuy: GOTCHA
Higuy: hes not
Higuy: lol
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: SUCK MY COCK
Higuy: how much?
Higuy: XD
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: fucking double nigger
Higuy: ziiing
Higuy: 12-1
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: what the hell
Higuy: :3
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: are you retarded ors omething
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: I was winning like 3 days ago
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: like
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: 7-3
Higuy: bullshit
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: now I have 1?
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: what the fucking hell
Higuy: we were both at least tied or lcose to it
Higuy: and in the double digits
Higuy: >:(
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: 14-14
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: there
Higuy: kay
Higuy: youre mexican
Higuy: 15-14
Higuy: ziiiiiiiiiing
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: you have a small penis
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: 15-15
Higuy: but im part black
Higuy: from the waist down
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: you have a black penis
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: 16-15
Higuy: lol wait
Higuy: you just ocmplimented me
Higuy: XD
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: no
Higuy: yessss
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: becuase your white
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: and
Higuy: you have a dead penor
Higuy: 16-16
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: inpossible
Higuy: nope
Higuy: chlorine
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: yes
Higuy: look it up
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: no
Higuy: rots your pee pee
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: im mexican
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: therfore I cant read
Higuy: and thus you lcean pools
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: 1000-1
Higuy: so watch out
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: ok
Higuy: 17-16
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: this game is fucking stupid as shit
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: you win
Higuy: i know lol
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: im done
Higuy: good
Higuy: i am too
Higuy: was gettin old
Higuy: tbh
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: like your mom
CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: 20-0
Higuy: lets go insult some other people
Higuy: FUCCCCKKK YOOOU
Higuy: CHEATEEER
Higuy: fffffffffffff
ffffffffffu
e:
EvilLilElmo: teenagers scare the living shit out of me
Higuy™: ...your a teenager too
Higuy™: do u scare urself
EvilLilElmo: facepalm
it's the downer says:
oi man today two birds came and landed in my hair at work
~ Zizlah teh sex god ~ says:
lol
it's the downer says:
lol i no now there here at home an dylans like fail
~ Zizlah teh sex god ~ says:
what the birds followed you home???
it's the downer says:
nah they rode in the car with me
they love me man
there soooo tame they just sit here
~ Zizlah teh sex god ~ says:
i have no idea what to say.
it's the downer says:
lol there fucken the best laurikeets soooo tame
~ Zizlah teh sex god ~ says:
lol take a picture.
for reference, this is my brothers hair.
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i8...1/DSCF0377.jpg
no thats u D:
Your brother looks like a dike and why are you wearing a wig :S
You guys banned a mentally challenged member?
For shame.
~Timo
About fucking time you banned that troll :golfclap:
Petitioning for the continued banning of a complete idiot.Quote:
[22:18] )l+ '_' +l[: i got an IP ban form modacity
[22:18] )l+ '_' +l[: so sad
[22:19] Freelancer™: It's your fault.
[22:19] Freelancer™: You post so badly that you got so much negative rep that you were banned.
[22:20] )l+ '_' +l[: nah
[22:20] Freelancer™: And I think all the warnings you were issued added onto that.
[22:20] Freelancer™: Yes.
[22:20] Freelancer™: That's what happened.
[22:20] )l+ '_' +l[: i kept talking shit in the detention section
[22:20] )l+ '_' +l[: thats why
[22:20] Freelancer™: Yea, that doesn't help.
[22:20] )l+ '_' +l[: i feel sorry for anyone who uses that site other than mappers.
[22:21] )l+ '_' +l[: its so disrespectful to be banned from a site for arbritary reasons
[22:21] )l+ '_' +l[: hav eyou ever heard of anyone being banned from digg.com or some bigger game forum
[22:21] Freelancer™: I'm not a mapper, however I'm the ex-administrator of the previously largest Halo CE site ever. And a hugely respected member of the CE community. I don't see what's so wrong with it.
[22:22] Freelancer™: You don't get it.
[22:22] )l+ '_' +l[: you re so arrogant bro...
[22:22] Freelancer™: The Modacity forums aren't a shit fest.
[22:22] Freelancer™: They're a real forum.
[22:22] )l+ '_' +l[: but that is not what we re talkign about
[22:22] Freelancer™: Where you're expected to post with proper spelling and grammar.
[22:22] Freelancer™: You did not.
[22:22] Freelancer™: Ever.
[22:22] )l+ '_' +l[: i m not gonna argue the worth of modacity forum with you. but i think the truth has a way of coming out eventually
[22:23] )l+ '_' +l[: there is more imprtant things than english and grammar in these online communities?
[22:23] Freelancer™: People talk shit about Modacity, except I'm pretty sure all the best mappers are homed there.
[22:23] Freelancer™: So they're just jealous.
[22:23] )l+ '_' +l[: i wonder who on moacity has facebook
[22:23] Freelancer™: it's sad.
[22:23] Freelancer™: I've got a bunch of Modacity guys on my facebook
[22:23] )l+ '_' +l[: yea it s a good place for mapping
[22:23] )l+ '_' +l[: but for me to be banned by a clown is unfortunate
[22:24] )l+ '_' +l[: i m pretty hardcore about halo
[22:24] )l+ '_' +l[: thus this convo
[22:24] )l+ '_' +l[: ttyl dude
[22:24] Freelancer™: You're TOO hardcore about Halo.
[22:24] Freelancer™: No one cares that much about video games.
[22:24] Freelancer™: Or they shouldn't.
[22:24] Freelancer™: Unless they're getting paid to create them or some such.
[22:24] )l+ '_' +l[: see if you can get me unbanned.
[22:25] )l+ '_' +l[: the last 10 lines or somthing
[22:25] )l+ '_' +l[: goodnight.
[22:25] Freelancer™: Why would I do that? You don't follow the rules, you got banned, simple as that.
[22:25] Freelancer™: I'm pretty sure that's how the WORLD works as well.
[22:25] )l+ '_' +l[: nah
[22:25] )l+ '_' +l[: check this out
[22:25] Freelancer™: Follow the rules, you're fine.
[22:25] Freelancer™: Don't, get punished.
[22:25] Freelancer™: That's it.
[22:25] )l+ '_' +l[: i was banned arbritarily without reason because it s private site
[22:26] )l+ '_' +l[: in real life you gotta have rules to be followed
[22:26] )l+ '_' +l[: not arbritary bullshit
[22:26] )l+ '_' +l[: <This user is now offline>
fuckin hilarious guys.Quote:
[22:21] Freelancer™: I'm not a mapper, however I'm the ex-administrator of the previously largest Halo CE site ever. And a hugely respected member of the CE community. I don't see what's so wrong with it.
gah. We're a private site?
yeah...it's sad that you do have modacity members on your facebook (unless they're in the same area and you hang out outside of virtual chatrooms). I keep mine rl friends only. Had online friends on myspace and didn't work so well so I'm avoiding that with FB.
Also. Permban sounds good. Just give him a week outside temp ban and see if he achieve redemption.
Just because you're not cool. :ohdear:Quote:
Originally Posted by blind
i am the coolest and the best at halo
back when i played halo all day i could totally kill your ass all the time miester :allears:
What...?Quote:
[22:21] Freelancer™: I'm not a mapper, however I'm the ex-administrator of the previously largest Halo CE site ever. And a hugely respected member of the CE community. I don't see what's so wrong with it.
You were an admin at gearbox? ._.
Define irony.Quote:
[22:25] )l+ '_' +l[: i was banned arbritarily without reason because it s private site
[22:26] )l+ '_' +l[: in real life you gotta have rules to be followed
[22:26] )l+ '_' +l[: not arbritary bullshit
I know you're reading this, Sam. There are rules here. They were broken. You were given plenty of warning as to what you were doing wrong. The ban was hardly arbitrary; the entirety of the staff was for the ban. I don't go around banning people at will.
Wait, does he have 5 negative bars now?
who is this person with the complicated text face name. Are we expected to know who he is
halo CEQuote:
Originally Posted by ICEE
HaloimpulseQuote:
Originally Posted by Timo
Freelancer, no.
i was always the best at halo from the day i bought the game, you are wrong and you are bad.
dONT MAKE ME COME UP WITH A COMPLEX EXPLANATION THAT ONCE YOU HAVE SKILL IT ONLY TAKES ABOUT A DAY TO GET IT BACK
[19:23] ICEE: i saw a picture of donut
[19:23] ICEE: smiling
[19:23] =Σ= Moses: O.O
[19:23] =Σ= Moses: wait
[19:23] =Σ= Moses: liez
[19:23] =Σ= Moses: donut never smiles
[19:23] =Σ= Moses: if he did the void of the universe would suck us all up
[19:24] ICEE: nope. he is in mid smile
[19:24] ICEE: Captured via camera
[19:24] =Σ= Moses: that's more valuable than porn of underage tv stars
[19:24] =Σ= Moses: POST POST POST
[19:25] =Σ= Moses: lol
[19:25] ICEE: I cant
[19:25] ICEE: itll bluescreen anyone who sees it
[19:25] ICEE: Computers of this day and age cant handle this kind of paradox
Akira Kurosawa says:
austria is my new least favorite place on earth
if any one place deserves to die it's austria
Cobby says:
lolrussia
Akira Kurosawa says:
I recently learned that the word masochist was named after an austrian.
I also learned there is a town in austria called Fucking
Cobby says:
haha
and you didnt know this before?
Akira Kurosawa says:
now I can say. Fuck those Fucking Fucking Austrians those stupid Fucks! /ah
May I add, for the umpteen billionth time, that by registering on this site you acknowledge it is a privately-owned site and therefore the admins can do whatever they damn well please within the bounds of the law (or at least the last forum reg disclaimer I bothered to read said something to that effect). You legally waive any right to dispute admin decisions when you agree to that, which you have to do prior to registering. Even if the disclaimer for this site excludes that clause, it's common fucking sense.Quote:
Originally Posted by p0lar_bear
Naro: 1st day at south market
Naro: just got back
Naro: fuckin crazy shit dude
Kyon's Sister: werd
Kyon's Sister: that y u didnt go to school
Naro: no woke up at 9 and missed the votec bus
Naro: so if i went to school id be sitting there till 11
Naro: wanna know why i over slept dude?
Naro: wait till you hear this
Kyon's Sister: WoW
Naro: corey like laughed a shit load
Naro: no
Naro: you fuckin ass
Naro: ya know what forget it i aint tellin you
Naro: fuck off
Kyon's Sister: you do realize
Kyon's Sister: wow is the most logical guess
Kyon's Sister: y u so mad
Naro: well cuz like
Naro: thats never happened before
Naro: i dont oversleep cuz of wow
Kyon's Sister: lol you dont go to school b/c of wow
Naro: no..
Naro: you dont know dude
Naro: piss off
Kyon's Sister: so why did u oversleep then
Kyon's Sister: i take it your bro did too
Naro: not tellin you
Naro: cuz ur a fuckin dick
Kyon's Sister: umad
Naro: goin straight to oh.."WoW?/
Kyon's Sister: umad
Naro: no dude its not cuz of wow
Kyon's Sister: umad
Naro: yea
Naro: i am
Naro: im sick and tired of you thinkin i dont go to school so i can play wow all day
Naro: so fuck you
Kyon's Sister: yeh umad
Naro: what i was gonna say about us stayin home is that we heard the downstairs neighbors fucking all night
Naro: and the girl was moaning like really loud
Naro: shouting
Naro: OH OH OH YEA YEA FUCK ME UHH YEA
Naro: for 2 hours straight
Kyon's Sister: LOL
Naro: and loud banging
Kyon's Sister: LOL
Naro: thats why we over slept
Naro: SO FUCK YOU
Kyon's Sister: LOL
Naro: LOL yourself
Kyon's Sister: so what did u do today
Naro: nothing
Naro: worked
Naro: thats it
Kyon's Sister: in the time between waking up and working
Naro: nothing
Naro: hung out with my bro
Naro: and ran errands for my mom
Naro: basically it
Kyon's Sister: was your mom not home or something
Naro: she didnt hear it
Kyon's Sister: i would of went down there and told them to shut the fuck up
Naro: she called like
Naro: social serivces
Naro: and child somethin
Naro: cuz his 9 and 3 year old kids were down there
Naro: while they were fucking each other
Kyon's Sister: LOL
Naro: so yea
Naro: fuck you
Naro: have a GREAT NIGHT
Kyon's Sister: probably gonna kill myself
Naro: do w/e the fuck you want
Naro: idc
<narothyn is now playing World of Warcraft>
36 yr old guy with 22 yr old girl btw
Seems a little defensive there about his WoW...
:allears:
.Quote:
Sm482: k, how fast is your internet?
Sm482: mine isn't brilliant, but I'll host if I have to
ll PlasX ll: Faster than taking a shit while upside down on a tuesday night in the middle of winter while wearing overalls and a purple sweater laced in red and black pom poms.
Sm482: o_o
5 lvl 80's, probably dreams about it tooQuote:
Originally Posted by p0lar_bear
.Quote:
(2:37:52 PM) Don: so the conversation I was having last night about hardware architectures
(2:38:04 PM) Don: a few hours ago I thought of a stupid way to justify it
(2:38:17 PM) Mark: yeah?
(2:38:36 PM) Don: so that you can take the AI out of your battle cruiser and run it on a suit of armor
(2:39:37 PM) Don: it ended up saving the world, remember?
(2:39:58 PM) Mark: alright
(2:40:09 PM) Mark: I'll give you that
your avatar states otherwiseQuote:
Originally Posted by blind
[»ШМ«]Advancebo™: http://www.playfire.com/win-codmw2/313836303030
Chainsy: hmmm...
Chainsy: im tempted to click this link
Chainsy: but i feel it has some benefeit for you
Chainsy: so no.
[»ШМ«]Advancebo™: its just a simple 10 question about infinitywards and mw2
[»ШМ«]Advancebo™: and get a chance to win mw2 prestige edition
Chainsy: ewwww
[»ШМ«]Advancebo™: w/e
I say we all take this test and put all negatives on it. :realsmug:
oh god he gave you a link to win mw2, what a dick huh
Since donut never posted this :\
Started by my status, which said "HEY PUGGERFUCKS, YOU SUCK! THANKS FOR BLOWING YOUR OWN BALLS!".
Quote:
[21:17] =Σ= Haybot: whats a puggerfuck
[21:44] =Σ= ThePlague: soup
[21:44] =Σ= ThePlague: just watched yes man and it was awesome
[21:45] =Σ= ThePlague: zooey deschannel was in it too
[21:45] =Σ= ThePlague: :D:D:D:D:D:D:D
[21:48] =Σ= Haybot: so youre mad at soup?
[21:48] =Σ= Haybot: please, do go on
[21:49] =Σ= ThePlague: always burns my fucking mouth
[21:49] =Σ= ThePlague: WHY CANT IT JUST BE FUCKING WARM
[21:49] =Σ= Haybot: your fucking message is so funny
[21:49] =Σ= ThePlague: I HAVE TO USE FUCKING ICE CUBES
[21:49] =Σ= ThePlague: WASTING WATER TO EAT SOUP
[21:49] =Σ= ThePlague: WHAT THE FUCK CAMBELLS
[21:50] =Σ= Haybot: holy shit lmfao
[21:50] =Σ= ThePlague: MAKE THAT SHIT LUKEWARM, NOT GOT DAMN HOT SOUP
[21:50] =Σ= ThePlague: I'M NOT EATING A VALCANO
[21:50] =Σ= ThePlague: FFS
[21:51] =Σ= ThePlague: IF I WANTED MY MOUTH TO BURN AS MUCH AS MY ASS DOES AFTER I'VE EATEN A WHOLE BAG OF HOT CHEETOS, I'D EAT SOME FUCKING LAVA
[21:51] =Σ= Haybot: FUCKING JESUS LMFAO
[21:51] =Σ= ThePlague: NOT FUCKING HOT SOUP
[21:51] =Σ= Haybot: IMMA UPCHUCK
[21:52] =Σ= ThePlague: ITS LIKE TURNING ON THE SHOWER, JUST TO HAVE IT AUTOMATICALLY BURN THE SHIT OUT OF YOU
[21:52] =Σ= ThePlague: THIRD DEGREE BURNS INSIDE MY DAMN MOUTH
[21:52] =Σ= ThePlague: THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANT IN A SOUP
[21:52] =Σ= ThePlague: sincerely, theplague
[21:52] =Σ= ThePlague: P.S. SOUP AT HAND IS JUST AS FUCKING BAD
[21:52] =Σ= ThePlague: IT BURNS YOUR HANDS AND YOUR MOUTH AT THE SAME GOT DAMN TIME
[21:53] =Σ= ThePlague: k i'm done
[21:53] =Σ= Haybot: oh my fucking rofl
pwnd.
Good thing WC3 is horrible anyway :downs:
WC3 isn't that bad. I mod it from time to time but the only thing I do is mess around with DotA's 6.41 version and make new shit for my friends and I to play at lan parties. DotA is absolutely nothing like an rts so don't think it is anything near the same as normal warcraft. It's more like a single character per player battle arena where you build up your character RPG style.
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we were partying last night and this chick was gettin fucked by everyone...at least 7 people were in line..when it was my turn i was fucking her from behind when i pulled her hair and saw the side of her face.... i realized it was my little sister.......FML
(although i did nut in her anyway)
haaaQuote:
rather be black than from ohio
WC 1 & 2 supremacy!Quote:
Originally Posted by n00b1n8R
DotA is the worst of all :gonk:Quote:
Originally Posted by Moses
Tell me Noobinator, Have you ever actually played DotA? Or are you just assuming this because DotA is played on like 40% of all WC3 games and MUST have some relation to how terrible you think WC3 is. If you've never played it then you wouldn't have much of an idea. If you have then you're entitled to your "opinions" as am I. It's not an rts but it's still a game of strategy. I'd rather not go into detail as this post would be paragraphs long.
Played WC3, played DotA, glad I never payed for any of it.
Horrible games tbh, I prefer DoW and pseudo-MMO style combat is :gonk:
Dota is awesome, I play it daily over LAN with mates from my hall :]
e: OT
[12:18] <@Timo> where did she put it Jelly
[12:18] <@Timo> where did she put it
[12:18] <@Jelly> in her fucken vagina
YUS!Quote:
Originally Posted by Timo
Maybe you'd like to try out my new characters and items I've been working on lately. Since it's a modded DotA 6.41 it's unable to be played on battlenet now that they removed the return bug error. But if you install a version 1.23 patch you can play it on LAN. I've recreated just about all the items it lacked compared to the newest ones and I've made a few new ones as well. I still need to finish Shiva's Guard and see if I can finish the last ability on bloodstone. These aren't noobish items or characters either. A lot of work went into balancing them and making their abilities look and work awesomely and accurately. So far there's only 2 new characters and I'm finishing up the second. One's a disabler and the other's an extreme ganker.
trulife0127 (7:01:23 PM): get some practice
Dasmoover (7:01:29 PM): I just got t set 5
Dasmoover (7:01:30 PM): earliwe
Dasmoover (7:01:32 PM): suck my dick
trulife0127 (7:01:37 PM): yeah on normal or easy
trulife0127 (7:01:40 PM): and on windward
trulife0127 (7:02:06 PM): You may proceed to suck my dick, Good sir.
:allears:Quote:
ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): its made to simulate how english would sound like if you didnt know it.
Gwunty Wunty (elcharliedude): I didnt know english at one point
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): black people party
Gwunty Wunty (elcharliedude): didnt sound like that
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): oh
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): you didnt know english when you where like
Gwunty Wunty (elcharliedude): thats just rediculous
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Gwunty Wunty (elcharliedude): no
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): yea its exaggerated
Gwunty Wunty (elcharliedude): I didn tknow english
Gwunty Wunty (elcharliedude): when I was
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): hell its form the 1930s or something.
Gwunty Wunty (elcharliedude): 12
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): its from the 1930s
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): its from the 1930s
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): its from the 1930s
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): its from the 1930s
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): its from the 1930s
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): its from the 1930s
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): its from the 1930s
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): its from the 1930s
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): its from the 1930s
Gwunty Wunty (elcharliedude): so is your mom
Gwunty Wunty (elcharliedude): zing!
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): o
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): o
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): o
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): o
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): o
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): o
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): o
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): o
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): o
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): o
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): o
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): o
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): o
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): o
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): oo
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): O
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[»ШМ«]Kurdy (avpdragon): grunt
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): tnurg
[»ШМ«]Kurdy (avpdragon): dese new mombasa shits
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): ya
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): odst
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): SHHHH
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): SHHSHHSSHHSHSHSSH
[»ШМ«]Kurdy (avpdragon): nigger
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): HUSSHSHHHSHSHSHSHSHSHS
[»ШМ«]Kurdy (avpdragon): wot r u making
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): gwunt left the mapping community
Gwunty Wunty (elcharliedude): NOTHING
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): but
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): he misses it
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): so he will NIGGER
Gwunty Wunty (elcharliedude): shuddup
[»ШМ«]Kurdy (avpdragon): wot r u making
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): chatup
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): chatup
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): chatup
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): chatup
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): chatup
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): chatup
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): chatup
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): chatup
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): chatup
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): chatup
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): chatup
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): chudup
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): chudup
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): chudup
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): chudup
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): chudup
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): chudup
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): chudup
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): chudup
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): chudup
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): chudup
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): chudup
[»ШМ«]Kurdy (avpdragon): niggerella
Gwunty Wunty (elcharliedude): some custom shit
Gwunty Wunty (elcharliedude): like
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): its for unreal
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): so like
Gwunty Wunty (elcharliedude): about how the odst program originated
Gwunty Wunty (elcharliedude): n shit
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): make it all normal mapped
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): and such
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): and spec maps
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): and NIGGER
[»ШМ«]Kurdy (avpdragon): f
Gwunty Wunty (elcharliedude): http://screenshot.xfire.com/screensh...c0719c3fdc.png
Gwunty Wunty (elcharliedude): hush hush
[»ШМ«]Kurdy (avpdragon): i cant n igger with my pen
[»ШМ«]Kurdy (avpdragon): rotate the camera
[»ШМ«]Kurdy (avpdragon): ill see if i can get the 3ds mouse to work
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): look at those fail cubemaps
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): and that GIANT silencer
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): fucking GIANT silencer
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): GIANT
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): GIANT.
Gwunty Wunty (elcharliedude): looks kelw
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): ITS AS THICK AS HIS FUCKING ARM
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): ITS GIANT
Gwunty Wunty (elcharliedude): shudduhp
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): HOW CAN YOU EVEN BALLENCE WITH THAT
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): ITS SO NIGGER
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): YOU CAN FIT 5 NIGGERS IN THAT SILENCER
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): ITS SO HUGE
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): DOES THAT GUN SHOOT NIGGERS?
Gwunty Wunty (elcharliedude): bto
Gwunty Wunty (elcharliedude): bro
Gwunty Wunty (elcharliedude): its looks small in fp
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): THAT STEALS THE COVI'S SHIT
Gwunty Wunty (elcharliedude): and it uses that same model
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): ITS SO FUCKING HUGE
Gwunty Wunty (elcharliedude): thats what she told me
Gwunty Wunty (elcharliedude): zing!
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter):
GFD
SF
G
SF
HS
F
HF
H
SF
H
WSh
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter):
HF
SFgh
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ᶫᵒᶫ (deehunter): SFGHJSF
GHSF
HS
FHSF
HS
F
H
SF
HD
FH
D
TJ
DSTJH
D
THJ
DT
H
F
Gwunty Wunty (elcharliedude): twice in one convo
Gwunty Wunty (elcharliedude): wow
Gwunty Wunty (elcharliedude): someone pat me on the back or some shit!