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[»ШМ«]Kurdy: on halloween
[»ШМ«]Kurdy: im going to sit right here
[»ШМ«]Kurdy: at my computer
[»ШМ«]Kurdy: and throw candy out the window
[»ШМ«]Kurdy: which is above the front door
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ: lol wat
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ: how about
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ: a bebegun
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ: and replace the bebes with candy corn
[»ШМ«]
ᶫᵒᶫ: and shoot kids

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[15:53] |-|: also im getting a tee shirt transfer to the apron
[15:54] |-|: "YIFF THE COOK"
[15:54] |-|: in white
[15:54] |-|: maybe an image as well
[15:54] ICEE: oh lol i thought i should tell you
[15:54] ICEE: i got a letter from my old boss yesterday
[15:54] ICEE: and it had my last few tips in it
[15:54] |-|: lol
[15:54] ICEE: and a note that said "please return the apron, we want it back"
[15:55] ICEE: i was this close to calling and saying "no you dont"

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I gave the apron to my friend. He wears it while masturbating to keep his clothes clean.

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Chainsy: BLACK PEOPLE SUCCCCCCCCK
Gwunty Wunty: now why
Chainsy: oh wait
Chainsy: even better
Chainsy: black joke
Chainsy: ok
Chainsy: so there was this first grade class
Chainsy: and they had just got back from recess
Chainsy: well the the teacher asks timmy "now timmy what did you do at recess?"
Chainsy: timmy says he played with joe at the sand box
Chainsy: she says "ok, if you can spell sandbox on the board you get a cookie"
Chainsy: so timmy spells sandbox and gets a cookie
Chainsy: she asks "now joe, what did you do today?"
Chainsy: he said "I played with timmy at the sandbox"
Chainsy: she said "oh, if you can spell play correctly you get a cookie"
Chainsy: so he did and got a cookie
Chainsy: she then turned to majub, who was black
Chainsy: now majub, what did you do today at recess
Chainsy: he said " I got chased out of the sandbox and got rocks thrown at me by the white boys"
Chainsy: the teacher says
Chainsy: " now that is just blatant racism!!! now majub, if you can spell blatant racism on the board, you get a cookie"
Chainsy: :D
Gwunty Wunty: :facepalm:
Gwunty Wunty: also
Chainsy: :DDDD
Gwunty Wunty: either I didnt get it
Gwunty Wunty: or its was the worst joke ever
Chainsy: think about it.
Gwunty Wunty: I think it was the later
Chainsy: ffffffff

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:ugh:

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Originally Posted by ICEE

I gave the apron to my friend. He wears it while masturbating to keep his clothes clean.

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...what.

(This is also a contribution to the thread.)

That's gross. Make sure he washes it before he returns it.

ganon [ WIN ATTACK ]: gardening is for queers
#PsyducK[ CONFUSION ]: yea no it isnt
#PsyducK[ CONFUSION ]: it aint gardening
ganon [ WIN ATTACK ]: what is it
#PsyducK[ CONFUSION ]: tending to a plant
ganon [ WIN ATTACK ]: LOL

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Originally Posted by paladin

That's gross. Make sure he washes it before he returns it.

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Hah, their not going to want it back when it has "yiff the cook" embroidered on it. My buddy is an odd one indeed.

kiwid0ggie: its just not curtisy
ciasword: lol
ciasword: l2speel
ciasword: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCC CCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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[size=1]--- Original message by: Dennis[/size=1]

OK… {sigh} the stuff I deleted only showed that Advancebo is an uninspired homophobe and Spartan_094 tries too hard to act mature and in doing so acts his age. Both of you: Take it elsewhere or you are both gone. Get back on the topic of Bipeds works in process.

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homophobe - a person who hates or fears homosexual people

i lold, in a literal way.

How does he find the time to do any moderation on that site? That's a big job for one guy..