You'll have to forgive my younger sibling, he isn't as acquainted as we are with the modicums of silly things in games.
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You'll have to forgive my younger sibling, he isn't as acquainted as we are with the modicums of silly things in games.
ive seen it in morrowind too. it may have been added in with a mod though...
What he's talking about is there is like a huge pile of them in one room on Solstheim.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pooky
Thank you. I'm well aware of the running gag in the Elder Scrolls of the Lusty Argonian. The fact that I found this in a huge pile in a Riekling cave, those goofy little bastards, made me laugh.Quote:
Originally Posted by TVTyrant
the lusty argonian maid should be a series.
E: fan animation. DO ET.
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Originally Posted by Donut
Lifts-Her-Tail
Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.
Crantius Colto
Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?
Lifts-Her-Tail
I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid.
Crantius Colto
So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.
Lifts-Her-Tail
You embarrass me, sir!
Crantius Colto
Fear not. You are safe here with me.
Lifts-Her-Tail
I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!
Crantius Colto
Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.
Lifts-Her-Tail
But it is huge! It could take me all night!
Crantius Colto
Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
Lifts-Her-Tail
My goodness, that's quite a loaf! But how ever shall it fit my oven?
Crantius Colto
This loaf isn't ready for baking, my sweet. It has yet to rise.
Lifts-Her-Tail
If only we could hurry that along. How would I accomplish such a task?
Crantius Colto
Oh, my foolish little Argonian maid, you must use your hands.
Lifts-Her-Tail
You wish me to knead the loaf? Here?
Crantius Colto
Of course.
Lifts-Her-Tail
But what if the mistress catches me? Your loaf was meant to satisfy her appetite.
Crantius Colto
Don't fret, my delicate flower. I'll satisfy the mistress's cravings later.
Lifts-Her-Tail
Very well, but I'm afraid my oven isn't hot enough. It could take hours!
Crantius Colto
Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to TVTyrant again.
Hard to tell just from a shot of you looking at a pile of books, since a lot of books use the same skin.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sanctus