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<+DEElekgolo> blind has the best sigs
<+DEElekgolo> WHO SAID HE DIDNT?!
<+tpblind> ya i no
<+tpblind> i should do more
<+DEElekgolo> shuddup ur sigs suck

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quoting oneself is for fags.

[15:46:47] <+Trkle> we somehow ended up driving through these woods in this jeep
[15:47:04] <+Trkle> and we hit a ditch and i slammed my forehead into the roof
[15:47:15] <+Trkle> and my foreheads all knotted up
[15:47:16] <+Trkle> lmao
[15:47:22] <+Trkle> busted out the headlights and shit
[15:47:41] <+Trkle> and i still have a headache.
[15:48:14] <+Trkle> the guy in the passenger seat knocked the rear view mirror off with his head
[15:50:20] <+tpblind> [15:46:25] <+Trkle> with these 2 guys
[15:50:20] <+Trkle> i have l4d2, true story
[15:50:21] <+tpblind> fag

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Originally Posted by youtube

jonver92 (2 weeks ago)
im tired of reading "i just fucking came all over myself" or "omg this is so orgasmic uhhhh all over my chest!"

half the time the song sucks really dank ass too

its a good song. yeah it is. cool

no need to tell us about your saturday nights

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:golfclap:

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god dammit heathen thats been posted ilke 5 times <_<

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t3h m00kz says:
*YOU'RE a hooker
p0lar_bear says:
*yes, i am

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4:01 AM - SexyTime Berserker!: If you can puke in your mouth can you cum in your balls?
4:03 AM - The Sandvich is your mother: that's deep
4:03 AM - SexyTime Berserker!: is that what they call it?
4:04 AM - The Sandvich is your mother: :downsrim:

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Originally Posted by sKc_Chains

Reread scrub, the affair was going both ways, he tried to call me too.
:realsmug:

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Reread scrub, you were the only one sending him a call, there was no "outgoing call" just call established.

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<Call cancelled>
<Incoming call from Chainsy. Click the voice button to answer>
<Call cancelled>
<Calling Chainsy>
<Call cancelled>
<Incoming call from Chainsy. Click the voice button to answer>
<Call cancelled>
<Calling Chainsy>
<Call cancelled>
<Calling Chainsy>
<Incoming call from Chainsy. Click the voice button to answer>
<Call established to Chainsy (Medium)>
<Call ended>
<Calling Chainsy>
<Incoming call from Chainsy. Click the voice button to answer>
<Call established to Chainsy (Medium)>
<Call ended>
<Incoming call from Chainsy. Click the voice button to answer>
<Call cancelled>
<Incoming call from Chainsy. Click the voice button to answer>
<Call cancelled>
<Calling Chainsy>
<Call cancelled>
<Incoming call from Chainsy. Click the voice button to answer>
<Call established to Chainsy (Medium)>
<Call ended>
<Incoming call from Chainsy. Click the voice button to answer>
<Call cancelled>
<Calling Chainsy>
<Call established to Chainsy (Medium)>
<Call ended>
<Incoming call from Chainsy. Click the voice button to answer>
<Call cancelled>
<Incoming call from Chainsy. Click the voice button to answer>
<Call established to Chainsy (Medium)>
<Call ended>
<Calling Chainsy>
<Incoming call from Chainsy. Click the voice button to answer>
<Call established to Chainsy (Medium)>
<Call ended>
<Incoming call from Chainsy. Click the voice button to answer>
<Call cancelled>
<Incoming call from Chainsy. Click the voice button to answer>
Gwunty: ok
Gwunty: stop

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Frain I know you have trouble with big words like telling the difference between calling and incoming, but I took the liberty to bold them so you could tell the difference. :allears:

Dude. I'm fucking with you.

And I'll really miss that one point of rep. There will be epics and poems about it.