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[»ШМ«]Kurdy: how can you not think of anything for christmas
[»ШМ«]Kurdy: ask for something big
Boxxy™: my dick
[»ШМ«]Kurdy: because you dont have one yet
Boxxy™: no i do
Boxxy™: its big
Boxxy™: but a bigger one
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You may be able to find a teacher dumber than that, but not this.Quote:
[23:17] =Σ= Moses: GOD DAMN
[23:18] =Σ= Moses: my teacher HAS to be a bot
[23:18] =Σ= Moses: there's no way she's not
[23:18] =Σ= Moses: are you there
[23:18] =Σ= Jennifer: yes
[23:18] =Σ= Moses: cause this is fucking stupid as hell
[23:18] =Σ= Moses: i posted a comment to the discussion board
[23:18] =Σ= Moses:
Devin Bobadilla Devin Bobadilla Send Email to Author 11/29/2009 9:38:11 PM
This assignment will be a day late at least. Work is conflicting a lot with my time for school and I don't want to write an essay while half awake.
[23:18] =Σ= Moses: and what do i get for a reply
[23:19] =Σ= Moses: from the teacher i remind you
[23:19] =Σ= Moses:
When formally writing, make sure to avoid the use of incomplete sentences. You had some here. Please see http://www.writeguide.com/IncompleteSentences.PDF for more info. Nice work, just try and make sure you use strong verbs when writing. Avoid verbs like “is,” “have,” and “be,” as well as the passive voice, and insert stronger verbs. For help, see: http://www.owlnet.rice.edu/~cainproj/writingtips/preciseverbs.html. Keep up the excellent work! Thanks again, this project was well done overall. I really appreciate the good job on the project assignment. Thanks again. Keep up the great work. Good job and if you have any questions at all about anything, please let me know.
[23:19] =Σ= Jennifer: what
[23:19] =Σ= Jennifer: omfg
[23:19] =Σ= Jennifer: lol
[23:19] =Σ= Moses: i didnt even use the words is or have in my 2 sentences
[23:20] =Σ= Jennifer: dude lmfao thats fucking hilarious
[23:20] =Σ= Moses: yea
[23:20] =Σ= Moses: teacher has to be a bot
[23:20] =Σ= Moses: no doubt about it
[23:20] =Σ= Moses: what do you think
[23:20] =Σ= Jennifer: idfk
[23:20] =Σ= Jennifer: mb shes messing with you
[23:20] =Σ= Jennifer: idk
[23:26] =Σ= Moses: god damn it's no wonder i have a 40% in this class
[23:26] =Σ= Moses: know what
[23:26] =Σ= Moses: i'll bet you she gives me full credit for the assignment
[23:26] =Σ= Moses: just cause i posted that
[23:26] =Σ= Jennifer: holy shit youre an insipration to me
[23:27] =Σ= Jennifer: never fucking take online college
[23:27] =Σ= Moses: no
[23:27] =Σ= Moses: im calling ai
[23:27] =Σ= Moses: tomorrow
[23:27] =Σ= Moses: after work
[23:27] =Σ= Jennifer: whats ai
[23:27] =Σ= Moses: and bitching up a storm
[23:27] =Σ= Moses: it's going to be hell over a phone
[23:27] =Σ= Jennifer: DO YOU HAVE YOUR RAIN COATS ON
[23:28] =Σ= Jennifer: BECAUSE FLAMING SHIT HAIL IS ABOUT TO FALL
[23:28] =Σ= Jennifer: ALL UP IN YOUR SPACE
[23:28] =Σ= Moses: yea
[23:28] =Σ= Moses: well
[23:28] =Σ= Moses: this teacher
[23:28] =Σ= Moses: i could write a program
[23:28] =Σ= Moses: in c++ which i know next to nothing of
[23:28] =Σ= Moses: that would grade papers better than her
http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/4303/epicfailvh.jpg
Please tell me you understand the funny.
iv been the proverbial sand bag for moses' ranting on this teacher for a while now. i honestly have no idea what is going on in her head, if anything.
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[05:16] m00kz: Yeah
[05:16] m00kz: Dude if I tried rimming
[05:16] m00kz: .sdghkfsghklsdfj
[05:16] m00kz: drumming
[05:16] m00kz: DRUMMING
[05:16] m00kz: I'd be pro
[05:16] m00kz: shut up.
[05:17] m00kz: don't type.
[05:17] m00kz: bad polar.
so it's not just drawing he's bad at.
faggots you're so jealous
:mech2:
^Holy fuck best quote in the thread^
Jen is a trapQuote:
[21:51] =Σ= Jen: my hair > other hair
[21:51] ICEE: greater in terms of volume, yes
[21:51] ICEE: but I have the greatest
[21:51] =Σ= Jen: yeah you better get an extinguisher on that because its not gonne be great for long
[21:51] =Σ= Jen: :3
[21:51] ICEE: fuck you
[21:52] ICEE: my crotch hair is more voluminous than your head hair
[21:52] =Σ= Jen: and we all wonder why california burns down every year
[21:52] ICEE: or it would be if I hadnt shaved it off and used it to make alvin and the chip monks
[21:52] ICEE: oh fuck you win
I have officially won this thread, please proceed to close it.Quote:
You stupid kids don't understand what pain is. My life is hell. I have a son that’s a piece of shit troublemaker. I’m always having to go to school to deal with some shit he has done. I have a daughter that’s cute and all, but corrects everyone. She literally gets on everyone’s nerves and I wonder how she’s going to adjust socially. She’ll probably turn into a lesbian, but I’ll still love her. Wife and I had an “accident” that’s about three years old now. She grows up in this house with constant fights and drama. You would not believe how crazy a household with three kids can be. My wife is stuck way in the past. She says and does things like her mother did. She has two fucked up annoying sisters that hang out and critique me. Nothing I do is good enough to them or the rest of her family. They think I’m a loser and the worst thing that ever happened to my wife. I’m fat. I work a very dangerous job that pays shit. I’m not getting any younger. My car is a piece of shit. I’m going nowhere. Life has felt like it has been at a standstill for over a decade. I’m bald. I’m over forty. My skin is yellow. I love donuts.
i would if you'd posted a fucking picture.
no dice Einstein.