Halo: Anniversary - The Halo 1 remake (fuck anyone who calls it "halo ce" remake)

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"As soon as she touched my dick

I came and started farting"

Alternatively

"Touch my Johnson"

too lazy to do it.

@t3h m00kz

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Originally Posted by t3h m00kz

"Touch my Johnson"

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Indeed.

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The funny thing is the mustache is less visible in that Halo Anniversary screen grab than it is in the H1 shot. Use a different screenshot where it isn't so washed out.

*Sees memes*

I told you so.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmgYIC3BsSo
http://www.gametrailers.com/video/ha...versary/723164

a30 looks weird. Heck, every level looks weird.

"LOL, okay guys, Bungie is finally out of the picture, how can we shit on them while making more money on the Halo franchise?"

"OH! We'll remake Halo1 in HD! We'll spend time making environment pretty but completely shit on things like character models! Then we'll make Halo4. With Halo HD fresh in everyone's mind, they'll be ready to bend over for new nonsense like Forerunner trilogy books and another three fucking games of a character we have no prior experience actually working on! All while working in the same 434 building Bungie use to occupy!"


On a serious note: apparently there are over 200 people working at 343i or maybe it's just H4. Bungie could hardly maintain ~160 to 180 people in that small place. I wonder if they're counting contractors in that number or if the 434 building is now a sweatshop...