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Heathen
Oh they exist.
words words words words words
In short, old people suck.
Ugly, fat, butch, "feminist" lesbians are worse. 6 years ago or so my mom bought one of those cheap inflatable 3 feet tall pools that go on sale every summer for $80. We set it up in the middle of our back yard, and had just moved here a couple months ago. Worst. Summer. Ever. Above bitches constantly complained about the pool claiming it was an eyesore because they could "see" it, said they had called the police and threatened legal actions and were all-around sandy vagoos. Best part is, their yard was a piece of shit. Literally. Dog shit everywhere, grass torn up, holes everywhere, overrun with weeds that were even growing through our fence, and best of all, about 5 or 6 bushes that were so overgrown you COULDNT HARDLY SEE THE FUCKING POOL. That dog mentioned earlier, was also a fucking nuisance. They left the damn thing outside ALL DAY and ALL NIGHT, and he was one of those annoying as fuck greyhound-ish things that can't stop barking. The police were called multiple times by us and surrounding neighbors. Did she go and bitch at them? No. She came at us, with her "Y THE HELL U CALL THE POH-LEESE? I DI'INT DO NOTHING WRONG" among other things, and even had the nerve to complain about OUR lawn and the weeds on HER side of the fence even after we moved the damn pool. She even bought another fucking annoying dog; so annoyed by the both of them my grandpa with dementia bought a pellet rifle and would try to shoot at them with it. After taking it away and deciding it was wrong, my mom's boyfriend would just spray them with the hose. Even THAT brought more bitching by the dykes next door. They were also the type who had that just that one "male friend"; black but greying hair, skinny as fuck, one single piercing in each ear, said hair pulled back into a ponytail all the time and clad in a hat and glasses, whom one would expect to be a "Dungeon Master," if you catch my drift. Throughout the rest of the summer, we stopped doing anything in our back yard, always kept it nice, and yet still the bitching ensued. Eventually they found the wonders of HDTV and would blast their new tv as loud as they could, all whilst cackling as loud as their lungs would (presumably) allow. Was particularly nasty to myself, my grandpa, and my mom's boyfriend. Called us out all the time, harassed us, etc. Thank god a few months later she and her girlfriend moved away. Now there's some old lady I've never even seen that lives next door, who needs constant care I guess. Would have gladly lived next door to that crotchety lady than the dykes we did.
Re: Pictures Funny Random #3
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Originally Posted by
k4is3rxkh40s
Ugly, fat, butch, "feminist" lesbians are worse. 6 years ago or so my mom bought one of those cheap inflatable 3 feet tall pools that go on sale every summer for $80. We set it up in the middle of our back yard, and had just moved here a couple months ago. Worst. Summer. Ever. Above bitches constantly complained about the pool claiming it was an eyesore because they could "see" it, said they had called the police and threatened legal actions and were all-around sandy vagoos. Best part is, their yard was a piece of shit. Literally. Dog shit everywhere, grass torn up, holes everywhere, overrun with weeds that were even growing through our fence, and best of all, about 5 or 6 bushes that were so overgrown you COULDNT HARDLY SEE THE FUCKING POOL. That dog mentioned earlier, was also a fucking nuisance. They left the damn thing outside ALL DAY and ALL NIGHT, and he was one of those annoying as fuck greyhound-ish things that can't stop barking. The police were called multiple times by us and surrounding neighbors. Did she go and bitch at them? No. She came at us, with her "Y THE HELL U CALL THE POH-LEESE? I DI'INT DO NOTHING WRONG" among other things, and even had the nerve to complain about OUR lawn and the weeds on HER side of the fence even after we moved the damn pool. She even bought another fucking annoying dog; so annoyed by the both of them my grandpa with dementia bought a pellet rifle and would try to shoot at them with it. After taking it away and deciding it was wrong, my mom's boyfriend would just spray them with the hose. Even THAT brought more bitching by the dykes next door. They were also the type who had that just that one "male friend"; black but greying hair, skinny as fuck, one single piercing in each ear, said hair pulled back into a ponytail all the time and clad in a hat and glasses, whom one would expect to be a "Dungeon Master," if you catch my drift. Throughout the rest of the summer, we stopped doing anything in our back yard, always kept it nice, and yet still the bitching ensued. Eventually they found the wonders of HDTV and would blast their new tv as loud as they could, all whilst cackling as loud as their lungs would (presumably) allow. Was particularly nasty to myself, my grandpa, and my mom's boyfriend. Called us out all the time, harassed us, etc. Thank god a few months later she and her girlfriend moved away. Now there's some old lady I've never even seen that lives next door, who needs constant care I guess. Would have gladly lived next door to that crotchety lady than the dykes we did.
WHOA WHOA WHOA
What's this wall of text doing in my funny picture thread? Why are you taking about lesbians and TVs and Dungeon Master? WAYTL;DR
Zubat is the shit
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Originally Posted by
jngrow
WHOA WHOA WHOA
What's this wall of text doing in my funny picture thread? Why are you taking about lesbians and TVs and Dungeon Master? WAYTL;DR
Zubat is the shit
Tl;dr version;
lesbian feminist dyke dominatrices didn't like kids nor men having a pool in the yard next door they really couldn't see at all, were hicks and had shitty yard yet complained about ours and were general butthurt bitches with sandy vaginas.
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Originally Posted by
k4is3rxkh40s
Ugly, fat, butch, "feminist" lesbians are worse. 6 years ago or so my mom bought one of those cheap inflatable 3 feet tall pools that go on sale every summer for $80. We set it up in the middle of our back yard, and had just moved here a couple months ago. Worst. Summer. Ever. Above bitches constantly complained about the pool claiming it was an eyesore because they could "see" it, said they had called the police and threatened legal actions and were all-around sandy vagoos. Best part is, their yard was a piece of shit. Literally. Dog shit everywhere, grass torn up, holes everywhere, overrun with weeds that were even growing through our fence, and best of all, about 5 or 6 bushes that were so overgrown you COULDNT HARDLY SEE THE FUCKING POOL. That dog mentioned earlier, was also a fucking nuisance. They left the damn thing outside ALL DAY and ALL NIGHT, and he was one of those annoying as fuck greyhound-ish things that can't stop barking. The police were called multiple times by us and surrounding neighbors. Did she go and bitch at them? No. She came at us, with her "Y THE HELL U CALL THE POH-LEESE? I DI'INT DO NOTHING WRONG" among other things, and even had the nerve to complain about OUR lawn and the weeds on HER side of the fence even after we moved the damn pool. She even bought another fucking annoying dog; so annoyed by the both of them my grandpa with dementia bought a pellet rifle and would try to shoot at them with it. After taking it away and deciding it was wrong, my mom's boyfriend would just spray them with the hose. Even THAT brought more bitching by the dykes next door. They were also the type who had that just that one "male friend"; black but greying hair, skinny as fuck, one single piercing in each ear, said hair pulled back into a ponytail all the time and clad in a hat and glasses, whom one would expect to be a "Dungeon Master," if you catch my drift. Throughout the rest of the summer, we stopped doing anything in our back yard, always kept it nice, and yet still the bitching ensued. Eventually they found the wonders of HDTV and would blast their new tv as loud as they could, all whilst cackling as loud as their lungs would (presumably) allow. Was particularly nasty to myself, my grandpa, and my mom's boyfriend. Called us out all the time, harassed us, etc. Thank god a few months later she and her girlfriend moved away. Now there's some old lady I've never even seen that lives next door, who needs constant care I guess. Would have gladly lived next door to that crotchety lady than the dykes we did.
just pepper your front lawn with bouncing betties and then call the cops to complain about their dog or something
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rossmum
just pepper your front lawn with bouncing betties and then call the cops to complain about their dog or something
Too late now for them, but I'll have to remember that for the next nuisances called neighbors :downs:
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I still want to know why his hand is there.
