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Protip: Flat Earth Society has always been a troll group. :eng101:

I was bored and rob's post got me thinking.

Basically, if we accept flat earth's theory of "gravity" (gravity isn't gravity, but rather is caused by the acceleration of the earth) and the biblical theory that the earth is ~6000 years old, earth is currently moving at more than 23 times the speed of light.

bored bored bored bored

we'd have to be accelerating constantly, or our speed would eventually equal the earth's, and gravity would become almost nonexistant.

That's what the equation assumed. (fuck just realised i stuffed up the calculations first time round.. didn't think it was fast enough)

a = 9.8 m/s/s
c = 299,792,458 m/s
t = 305,910,675 s or 9.70 years

6,000/9.7 = 618.56
we're travelling at approximately 619 times the speed of light. http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-science.gif

Which means all of us are now infinitely massive. No more "Yo momma so fat" jokes for us :(

I talked to Michael Jackson :D

ØÐX: What do you want? And how did you find my xfire?
Michael Jackson: Hi
ØÐX: You never answered my questions
Michael Jackson: Hi
Michael Jackson: Hi there short stuff
ØÐX: I don't think you're Doan, because he's online..unless you have two computers
Michael Jackson: How would you like to have a free MP3 of my song gay stripper?
ØÐX: No thanks, I prefer porn star
Michael Jackson: I am your gay lover!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ØÐX: Are you fingers tired from holding down that exclamation mark key?
Michael Jackson: Nop
--At this point I went to iGod to get my responses--
Michael Jackson: I WOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ØÐX: You are not the boss of me, Michael
Michael Jackson: why yes i am!
ØÐX: "You are not the boss of me, Michael." You are?
Michael Jackson: Because i just got back from prizon for molesting another one of my kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ØÐX: Interesting explanation. You have a very large family.
Michael Jackson: Yes i do!!!!
ØÐX: I hear pride
Michael Jackson: Yep
ØÐX: Er.
Michael Jackson: So How are you Fuck Face?
ØÐX: OK. I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
Michael Jackson: DONT MAKE ME GET ARNOLD SCHWARRTSENGER ON HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ØÐX: I can't force you to do anything, Michael
<This user is now offline>

Ok so I decided to randomly spam peoples chat boxes with the first verse of Journey and see who would do a duet at random, so far only had one guy actually do it right:

Henchmen #21: JUST A CITY BOY!
Henchmen #21: BORN AND RAISE DIN SOUTH DETROIT!
Henchmen #21: HE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOIN ANYWHERE!
Higuy™: JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL
Higuy™: DORN A ND RAISED DIN A LONLEY WORLD
Higuy™: SHE TOOK THE TRIAL GOIN ANYWHERE
Henchmen #21: LOL WHAT
Higuy™: SHIT I SAID TRIAL
Henchmen #21: YOU SUCK AT SPELLING GO DIE

-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: hey man
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: wazzup
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: you you there man
-=AWOL=-Phobalic: he is still asleep how are you
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: ?
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: this the Mumzie?
-=AWOL=-Phobalic: me mum
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: sup mumbo
-=AWOL=-Phobalic: not much whts up with you
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: nm.
-=AWOL=-Phobalic: ok
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: tell him wakey wakey or you'll pull his snakey for me will ya :)
-=AWOL=-Phobalic: lmfao
-=AWOL=-Phobalic: wus up
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: dat Da Nigga?
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: ..
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: .
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: .
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: .
-=AWOL=-Phobalic: na only the mumzy
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: >:(
-=AWOL=-Phobalic: lo0l
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: this seems a bit suspiciousmousness for a mumzy
-=AWOL=-Phobalic: it is a little old mumzy
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: suspiciousness indeed
-=AWOL=-Phobalic: indeed
-=AWOL=-Phobalic: wass up

suspiciousmousness indeed.

On the subject of Blumpkins
"COULD YOU IMAGINE 69ING SOMEONE THEN JUST SEEING THIS BROWN MASS..."
followed by the rest of the XBL party going "EEUUUGHH!!"

Jesus christ dane did a furry kill your entire family with a chainsaw when you were six years old? cut it out already.