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:eek:Well thats just nasty

I still say it's a squirrel.

Looks hot! Blows the H2 Brute out of the water. :-D
Unfortunately, it drastically outshines the H1 Elite, too.

Edit: Needs more phallic easter eggs. just kidding :P
God forbid these things dryhump you after they kill you. :-X

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Originally Posted by Dole

I still say it's a squirrel.

Looks hot! Blows the H2 Brute out of the water. :-D
Unfortunately, it drastically outshines the H1 Elite, too.

Edit: Needs more phallic easter eggs. just kidding :P
God forbid these things dryhump you after they kill you. :-X

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You do know that it wasn't actually a penis, right? God I hope so :P

That's what they tried to make people believe, but they were probably just trying to cover their collective ass (or groin) after the public realized that they had left in the video a Brute that was hung like a horse.

Regardless, what is the sense in a piece of "armor" that has a smooth, round, flesh-colored shaft (no, ambient lighting from the rocket explosion does not account for hues like that) that thickens towards the middle and then tapers towards a tannish pink head shaped like a Nazi army helmet that coincidentally flops down when a piece of package-supporting crotch-cup armor gets blown off?

Unless of course it's actually a metal dildo that Brute Chieftains carry around to play with when they're bored and lonely, and it only qualifies as 'armor' in the sense that they use them as billy clubs when they lose their Gravity Hammers.

*Gets halo 3... *

Cool!

*Ten minutes later, after killing a brute squad... *

Hold 'Y' to dual wield... WHAT THE FUCK!?!

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Originally Posted by Dole

That's what they tried to make people believe, but they were probably just trying to cover their collective ass (or groin) after the public realized that they had left in the video a Brute that was hung like a horse.

Regardless, what is the sense in a piece of "armor" that has a smooth, round, flesh-colored shaft (no, ambient lighting from the rocket explosion does not account for hues like that) that thickens towards the middle and then tapers towards a tannish pink head shaped like a Nazi army helmet that coincidentally flops down when a piece of package-supporting crotch-cup armor gets blown off?

Unless of course it's actually a metal dildo that Brute Chieftains carry around to play with when they're bored and lonely, and it only qualifies as 'armor' in the sense that they use them as billy clubs when they lose their Gravity Hammers.

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It's a curioius light pattern on a piece of armor, caused by a shadow cast by another part. Seriously, do you think anyone would include a penis anywhere in Halo?

They already forgot about that ass thing in halo 2, something tells me the halo guys have too much fun sometimes.

http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/7...tesofarwi5.jpg
http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/7...ensofarcb9.jpg

Hands still aren't unwrapped and shit is still basic, just laying down the basic foundations for everything.

win.
lol @ the tongue tough XP

yeah, I haven't done much to the mouth yet. The diffuse is BASIC. It's literally a 5 minute job. The bump maps are still being worked on before I'll start a serious one. That goes for everything.