whats not to love about a hydraslist running on a thing that devours the landscape and drooling everywhere.
you play a fantasy game and choose the human.
*sigh*
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whats not to love about a hydraslist running on a thing that devours the landscape and drooling everywhere.
you play a fantasy game and choose the human.
*sigh*
oh burn
My friend was watching Crank 2 and commenting on it as he went:
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[21:37] Ollie: RUDE TITTY COUNT: 2
[21:37] Ollie: (or, 4, I guess)
[21:38] iMod53: every time you say RUDE TITTIES
[21:38] iMod53: i always think of titties interrupting someting important
[21:38] Ollie: Crank 2: Where else can you see an asian whore hit a fat man in the dick with a unicycle?
[21:39] iMod53: lol
[21:40] Ollie: See
[21:40] Ollie: These titties don't count as rude
[21:41] Ollie: because they were expected by being inside a strip club
[21:41] iMod53: heh
[21:41] iMod53: it's just the situation i imagine whenever that phrase comes up
[21:41] Ollie: it all depends on the calibre and general tittyness of titties
there needs to be titties of a certain tittiness for them to be considered "rude"
porn is a conundrum because it is where titties are expected.
Horror films, you get titties but usually it's hard to predict JUST WHEN you're getting titties. Like the girl is running and a tree grabs her clothing and you're like oh man titties in 3 2 1. But no, titties do not come, she shakes off the fresh tree and continues to get stabbed in the ear 12 times. Your titty radar is temporarily disabled. You no longer expect titties. The killer wipes his blade as he walks off. Then suddenly the next scene is just a straight up pair of titties as the cheerleader talks to her squad in the locker room. bam. Rude titties
Porn falls into the limbo between rude titties and polite titties.
I dubbed this area the "temporary amiable titty zone" a while back when i did my thesis on Contemporary Titties in Culture and Their Effects on Titty Radars, Titty Expectancy, and Titty-To-Anti-Titty Ratios.
[21:42] iMod53: a posh man and his wife are sitting in their living room at fireside, enjoying a pipe and a book, respectively, when all of a sudden a naked whore falls down their chimeny, dusts herself off, and exits
[21:42] iMod53: RUDE
[21:42] iMod53: TITTIES
[21:42] iMod53: quite rude
[21:42] Ollie: I go by the definition I just pasted there
[21:43] iMod53: i can see no situation in which that explanation would justify calling them "rude"
[21:43] iMod53: it just doesn't fit the definition
[21:44] iMod53: more like pleasant surprise titties
[21:44] Ollie: 9. violent or tempestuous, as the waves.
[21:45] iMod53: i ton't get how they are violent and tempestuous
[21:45] Ollie: it's the sudden shock of them
[21:45] Ollie: Rude titties are any pair of titties that shows up completely unexpected
[21:45] iMod53: but it is a positive shock
[21:45] Ollie: I never said it wasn't
[21:45] iMod53: would you EVER suddenly see titties and think "Oh fuck! I did NOT want to see titties right now!"
[21:46] Ollie: Well, if I'm at the olive garden with my grandparents
[21:46] iMod53: of course
[21:46] iMod53: but you're not
[21:46] iMod53: your'e watching an R-rated movie
[21:46] iMod53: in the olive garden scenario
[21:46] Ollie: I think this is just a phrase you're going to have to accept
[21:46] iMod53: you are trying to enjoy a meal with your elderly relatives
[21:46] Ollie: it's passed into memehood
[21:47] iMod53: hence, titties are interrupting your relaxed meal, and therefore are being rude
[21:47] iMod53: I CAN STILL REBEL
Someone was complaining about how games are getting harder:
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The easiest way to get over games being 'too easy' is to play multiplayer games online.
Left4Dead2 campaign? Easy.
Left4Dead2 Versus? Muahahahahahahaa.
.Quote:
siliconmaster482 1:13 am
(1:13:55 AM): only 2 more lightmaps to go
(1:13:56 AM): ^_^
(1:14:06 AM): though each one is going to be a total pain
Snafubar 1:14 am
(1:14:43 AM): yayyyy
siliconmaster482 1:14 am
(1:14:53 AM): 16 and 19
(1:14:57 AM): that's all that's left
(1:15:00 AM): but ugh
siliconmaster482 1:15 am
(1:15:06 AM): each one is almost an entire base
(1:15:10 AM): in one uv unwrap
(1:15:13 AM): total pain in my ass
(1:15:18 AM): want to help me unwrap some uvs?
(1:15:19 AM): :-P
Snafubar 1:15 am
(1:15:38 AM): -neck extend- NOPE.
siliconmaster482 1:15 am
(1:15:49 AM): lmao
(1:15:55 AM): epic response
Snafubar 1:16 am
(1:16:05 AM): : D
"I would say that was the cavalry but I've never seen a line of horses crash into the battlefield from outer space before."
I don't even know why I'm friends with half of the people I have on facebook. I cut it down from about 200 to 40 last week but it looks like I didn't get everyone.Quote:
[redacted] i wish i had something cool and philiophical to post but right now im dry