Ok, here's a funny quote for all of you. Sorry in advance if it's in bad taste :P :
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Originally Posted by Jose2
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Ok, here's a funny quote for all of you. Sorry in advance if it's in bad taste :P :
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Originally Posted by Jose2
5:53 AM - Pyong - Derp Squad -Recruiting: does 4chan have a medicine board or something?
5:53 AM - Xero: why
5:53 AM - Xero: what
5:53 AM - Pyong - Derp Squad -Recruiting: I feel like shit
5:53 AM - Pyong - Derp Squad -Recruiting: lol
5:55 AM - Xero: and you want advice about substances to put in your body from 4CHAN?!
5:55 AM - Xero: are you insane?
5:55 AM - Pyong - Derp Squad -Recruiting: lol
>:U
I meant for an idea of whats going on
you cut that part out.
Did your face blushed when you looking their pretty face? LOL :DQuote:
Originally Posted by TeeKup
Teekup is gay, and it's not a punchline. Get used to it.
Wow that quote is old. Also your grammar is awful.
Here's a random quote from a conversation I've just been having with someone.
I'm trying to find the article the person I was talking to mentioned.
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was reading up the news earlier and saw something epic beyond words.
someone was being tried in a courthouse and the judge asked them what their defense was to the charges leveled on them.
the accused asked if the judge was a secular person or religious and then said that if the judge firmly was secular then he had all the evidence to prove he was not guilty.
his arguement was that "if the universe is definitive and every action is made before it is acted on then how could the judge sentence the guy as guilty if the man had no choice in the form of freewill as the universal events preceeding the crime were what lead him to take his actions and were not of his own choosing.
He asked the judge if he could sentence a man by the actions that science could "prove" would have been inevitable simply by following the laws of cause and effect.
ThePlague - Derp Squad: I think
ThePlague - Derp Squad: I love you
ThePlague - Derp Squad: JK IM A WOMAN AND WE DONT LOVE ANYONE
Captain Donut: you insufferable bitch
Captain Donut: ill strangle you with your own pantyhose
ThePlague - Derp Squad: I'LL KILL YOU WITH YOOUR MONNOCLE
Captain Donut: ILL BURY YOU ALIVE WITH A PAIR OF DESIGNER SOCKS I BOUGHT YOU STUFFED INTO YOUR MOUTH
ThePlague - Derp Squad: I'LL STEAL ALL OF YOUR MONEY IN A DIVORCE ALLAMONY
ThePlague - Derp Squad: AND TAKE YOUR HOUSE
Captain Donut: ILL DUMB BLEACH DOWN YOUR THROAT TO REMIND YOU OF YOUR DUTIES THAT YOU NEVER FULFILLED
Captain Donut: AND ALSO KILL YOU
ThePlague - Derp Squad: I'LL STOP MAKING YOU SANDWICHES
Captain Donut: THATS RIGHT! TRY RECIEVING ALEMONY WHEN YOURE DEAD
Captain Donut: fff
Captain Donut: hey
Captain Donut: wanna make up
Captain Donut: and have some sex
ThePlague - Derp Squad: NO, THE POOLBOY WANTS ME TO GO WITH HIM BACK TO MEXICO
Captain Donut: ill kill that bastard
Captain Donut: or
Captain Donut: well
ThePlague - Derp Squad: HIS UNCLE IS A DRUGLORD
Captain Donut: actually
Captain Donut: make me a sandwich and youre free to go
Captain Donut: i just dont care anymore
Captain Donut: because
Captain Donut: IV BEEN SLEEPING WITH YOUR SISTER
ThePlague - Derp Squad: I ALREADY KNEW THAT
ThePlague - Derp Squad: IT WAS THE CLEANING LADY THAT BAFFLED ME
ThePlague - Derp Squad: SHE'S BARELY 18 FRANK
Captain Donut: IV GOT A THING FOR LATINO CHICKS
Captain Donut: GOD
Captain Donut: YOU ALWAYS DO THIS MARSHA
Captain Donut: thats right, your name is marsha now
ThePlague - Derp Squad: WELL HAVE FUN
ThePlague - Derp Squad: SHE SUCKS AT MAKING SANDWHICHES
Captain Donut: god damnit
Captain Donut: just go
ThePlague - Derp Squad: ME AND CARLOS ARE LEAVING
Captain Donut: heres some hudreds
Captain Donut: just get out
Captain Donut: imma go to the titty bar
ThePlague - Derp Squad: GOOD RIDDENCE
ThePlague - Derp Squad: oh god this is going in quotes funny random
Captain Donut: not if i get there first
ThePlague - Derp Squad: fff
nice defense bro!
Reminds me of that one thread. Went into the comedy goldmine of the old podacity 'sodes.