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Originally Posted by =sw=warlord

There are many old episodes that no longer exist in video form after there was a fire at the BBC archives.
That's why some books are considered canon and some not.

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Strangely, while I know nothing of Doctor Who, I believe I heard of a rumor once on Wikipedia that they had found other copies of these episodes. It was there featured article one time and I clicked it because the idea of lost video recordings and knowledge has always interested me.

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Real pros only use the full auto, no recoil laser beams :U

Hah I lol'd.

Real pros only use the 1911 :mech2:

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After 20 years of sex in the dark, a wife finds out her Husband used a dildo on her the entire time. Angry she stormed into the living room while he was watching TV with the kids and said: "explain the dildo you bastard!", the husband calmly turned to her and said "explain the kids. bitch..

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omfg^ :lmao:

<Rentafence> what the fuck is a bodega
<Rentafence> thats a corner store
<Jelly> welcome to the bronx motherfucker
<Rentafence> what do you know about amerika
<Jelly> ppl get shot in school and you wear cowboy hats

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[18:35] Professor Dwood: WELL HOW ABOUT HALO
[18:36] TheFieryScythe: HALO? MOR LIEK GAYLO AMIRITE?
[18:36] Professor Dwood: URITE URITE
[18:36] Professor Dwood: so uh that's why we've both spent like 4+ years on the game rite
[18:37] TheFieryScythe: BECUS WERE GAY
[18:37] TheFieryScythe: FOR HALO
[18:37] Professor Dwood: YE BRO

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Spoilered because it's rather long. I was playing some Jedi Academy yesterday, just kind of derping around kicking people. Now, the kick in JKA has a short range, freezes you in place, leaves you wide open for attack, and barely does any damage. Its only redeeming quality is that it knocks people down with a successful hit, but even that can be avoided by crouching. However, all that didn't stop one guy from getting extremely mad about it. At the end there is where I challenged him to a duel, then killed him in 2 hits. Go figure, he wasn't even any good.

Unfortunately I only started logging about halfway through, so a good amount of hilarious rage is missing. For readability's sake, I edited out all the console messages and irrelevant killspam.

4:37:06 PM - amRandom: ROFL IF I CHOOSE STAFF UR ASS DEAD IN 2 SECS
4:37:13 PM - [AoF]Ocelots{C}: do ett then
4:37:16 PM - amRandom: BUT STILL OWNING WITH SINGLE
4:37:18 PM - ^SnowMan: -|-DO ETT-|-
4:37:19 PM - |JP|BaddyMcBad[PX]: if you actually die to kicks you're bad
4:37:20 PM - L&D was sabered by friedmeator
4:37:22 PM - friedmeator: :C
4:37:27 PM - Zeus, God of Muffins: gf
4:37:27 PM - amRandom: ME CHOOSING STAFF WOULD BE OVER KILL SO.... NO
4:37:27 PM - friedmeator: lol
4:37:55 PM - friedmeator: you were saying.
4:38:07 PM - amRandom was sabered by friedmeator
4:38:14 PM - Eitani: did you know that there's a third blade on staff?
4:38:18 PM - amRandom: YOU THINK THATS GOOD?
4:38:21 PM - amRandom: ROFL WELL SEE
4:38:26 PM - friedmeator: I told you kicking you would be easier with grapple on
4:38:31 PM - ^SnowMan: -|-thi amRandom is bomb-|-
4:38:37 PM - Eitani: its on the hilt...but its small
4:38:41 PM - Eitani: very...small
4:39:15 PM - L&D was sabered by friedmeator
4:40:02 PM - friedmeator: feel better now that you got HP?
4:40:06 PM - friedmeator: hypocrisy is awesome :D
4:40:36 PM - amRandom was thrown to their doom by friedmeator
4:40:38 PM - friedmeator: LOLOL
4:40:38 PM - ^SnowMan: -|-LOL-|-
4:40:39 PM - |JP|BaddyMcBad[PX]: rofl
4:40:47 PM - amRandom: OK STAFF TIME
4:40:50 PM - friedmeator: OKAY
4:40:51 PM - ^SnowMan: -|-DO IT-|-
4:40:53 PM - amRandom: FOR YOUR MASS KICK/GRAPPLE ABUSE
4:40:55 PM - |JP|BaddyMcBad[PX]: staff = hardest
4:40:56 PM - [AoF]Ocelots{C}: XD
4:41:02 PM - amRandom: SAD NEED TO ABUSE ALL OPTIONS JUST TO GET 1 KILL
4:41:04 PM - Eitani: whaddya mean staff's hard
4:41:09 PM - |JP|BaddyMcBad[PX]: ITS SO HARD BRAH
4:41:18 PM - friedmeator: please, by all means
4:41:21 PM - friedmeator: try your hardest
4:41:23 PM - Eitani: i could care less about the other weapons in this game..but staff..omg staff
4:41:27 PM - Eitani: thats the easiest
4:41:32 PM - |JP|BaddyMcBad[PX]: sherlock
4:41:34 PM - taemlitre was sabered by amRandom
4:41:34 PM - anon.: duals is the best
4:42:09 PM - |JP|BaddyMcBad[PX]: should I turn flipkicks on too met? =P
4:42:12 PM - friedmeator: :O
4:42:13 PM - [AoF]Ocelots{C}: lolol
4:42:13 PM - amRandom: RROFL HE RUNS FOR SHEILD
4:42:13 PM - friedmeator: yes
4:42:15 PM - friedmeator: !
4:42:21 PM - server: Server Settings Changed : Flipkick - Enabled
4:42:21 PM - Server: jp_allowflipkick changed to 1
4:42:21 PM - Server: jp_cinfo changed to 16467
4:42:27 PM - [AoF]Ocelots{C}: with flipkick on.. oh god who know what he might do
4:42:31 PM - amRandom was sabered by L&D
4:42:54 PM - L&D was sabered by Organian
4:43:02 PM - amRandom was sabered by taemlitre
4:43:04 PM - friedmeator: lol
4:43:10 PM - amRandom: DUEL ME
4:43:16 PM - [AoF]Ocelots{C}: lol
4:43:20 PM - friedmeator: why would I want to do that?
4:44:24 PM - amRandom was bludgeoned by ^SnowMan
4:44:24 PM - ^SnowMan: amRandom, you have been dominated by the Snow Man.
4:44:26 PM - amRandom: ROFL SO BAD
4:44:28 PM - friedmeator: ofc
4:44:31 PM - ^SnowMan: -|-lol-|-
4:44:35 PM - amRandom: THIS FOOL GETS OWNED
4:44:38 PM - friedmeator: however, unlike you my e peen isn't on the line
4:44:58 PM - ^SnowMan: -|-fried never said he was invincible n00b-|-
4:45:32 PM - amRandom was sabered by [AoF]Ocelots^
4:45:41 PM - server: Server Settings Changed : Flipkick - Disabled
4:45:41 PM - Server: jp_allowflipkick changed to 0
4:45:41 PM - Server: jp_cinfo changed to 16466
4:47:02 PM - amRandom: ROFL HP
4:47:29 PM - amRandom was bludgeoned by friedmeator
4:47:33 PM - friedmeator: :)
4:47:34 PM - Eitani: fighting like lego star wars kids
4:47:38 PM - ^SnowMan: -|-lol-|-
4:47:39 PM - friedmeator: yes
4:47:47 PM - amRandom: SO SAD
4:47:50 PM - |JP|BaddyMcBad[PX]: JA = serious business
4:47:52 PM - friedmeator: ^
4:47:53 PM - ^SnowMan: -|-^-|-
4:47:58 PM - Eitani: JA isnt serious business
4:48:01 PM - Eitani: :<
4:48:04 PM - amRandom: THIS FOOL GETS PUB STOMPED BY ME WHILE IM FIGHT 2 DOODS THEN RUNS FOR HP
4:48:06 PM - ^SnowMan: -|-itsabigdeal-|-
4:48:06 PM - friedmeator: :C
4:48:06 PM - amRandom: ROFLLL
4:48:06 PM - |JP|BaddyMcBad[PX]: it totally is!
4:48:08 PM - Eitani: stupid* business :o
4:48:17 PM - amRandom: WHY WOULD YOU RUN FO RHP
4:48:19 PM - friedmeator: let's get mad about starwars
4:48:25 PM - amRandom: WHY WOULD YOU RUN FOR HP
4:48:27 PM - amRandom: TELL ME
4:48:34 PM - friedmeator: ask yourself
4:48:36 PM - amRandom: ROFL NO ANSWER
4:48:37 PM - friedmeator: why you would get so mad
4:48:38 PM - amRandom: ROFLLLLA
4:48:40 PM - friedmeator: and there's your answer
4:48:42 PM - friedmeator: :)
4:48:44 PM - [AoF]Ocelots{C}: lol
4:48:59 PM - [AoF]Ocelots{C}: !
4:48:59 PM - amRandom: ROFL I FIGHT OFF 2 DOODS WHILE HE GETS STOMPED ON THEN HE RUNS FOR HP AND KS'S
4:49:01 PM - amRandom: HAHAHA
4:49:10 PM - |JP|BaddyMcBad[PX]: dood
4:49:11 PM - friedmeator: I agree, it's pretty damn funny
4:49:26 PM - amRandom: L&D STILL DESPERATELY TRYING TO GET THE LEAD
4:49:39 PM - L&D: .... if u say so
4:49:42 PM - |JP|BaddyMcBad[PX]: !
4:49:43 PM - amRandom: LOL SAD
4:49:44 PM - Padawan: hello
4:49:55 PM - Eitani: the invention of the caps lock
4:49:57 PM - |JP|BaddyMcBad[PX]: thats the most I have ever seen you say L&D
4:49:59 PM - Eitani: worst...ever
4:50:02 PM - friedmeator: his rage is so hard it got L&D to speak, twice!
4:50:37 PM - amRandom: ROFL U WONT
4:50:41 PM - amRandom has become engaged in a duel with friedmeator!
4:51:09 PM - Eitani: i wonder...
4:51:12 PM - friedmeator: can you even strafe?
4:51:14 PM - friedmeator: come on man
4:51:16 PM - amRandom: THIS FOOL RUNS AND HIDES IN A ROFL?
4:51:17 PM - amRandom: ROFL ROFL
4:51:24 PM - |JP|BaddyMcBad[PX]: hides in a rofl?
4:51:27 PM - friedmeator: lolwat
4:51:35 PM - amRandom: STARTS A DUEL THEN GOES AND HIDES
4:51:37 PM - amRandom: ROFL ROFL
4:51:39 PM - |JP|BaddyMcBad[PX]: stop hiding in a rofl met
4:51:39 PM - amRandom: SAD SCARED
4:52:06 PM - amRandom: BADDY CAN YOU TAKE ME OUT OF DUEL PLZ
4:52:12 PM - friedmeator: there's always the pit.
4:52:15 PM - amRandom: THIS SAD GUY HIDES IN DUEL
4:52:47 PM - amRandom: FIGHT YOU GAY MAN
4:52:51 PM - friedmeator: save your strength fool
4:53:02 PM - amRandom: THIS FOOL KNOWS HE WILL GET STOMPED HARD
4:53:08 PM - amRandom: BADDY TAKE ME OUT OF DUEL?
4:53:09 PM - friedmeator: if you can ever hit me, maybe
4:53:18 PM - amRandom: COME HIT ME
4:53:21 PM - |JP|BaddyMcBad[PX]: fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
4:53:22 PM - amRandom: WELL SEE IF U CAN
4:53:24 PM - amRandom: U TRASH
4:53:28 PM - |JP|BaddyMcBad[PX]: you would have to be away from fried tho
4:53:35 PM - amRandom: K
4:53:39 PM - server: Server Settings Changed : Duel Severing - Enabled
4:53:39 PM - Server: jp_removeDistanceDuelLimit changed to 0
4:53:46 PM - amRandom: GIOGOGOGO
4:53:48 PM - Eitani: :<
4:53:51 PM - The duel has been severed.
4:53:54 PM - amRandom: THANKS
4:53:55 PM - friedmeator: rage quit?
4:53:55 PM - server: Server Settings Changed : Duel Severing - Disabled
4:53:55 PM - Server: jp_removeDistanceDuelLimit changed to 1
4:53:56 PM - friedmeator: :)
4:54:00 PM - amRandom: GAY QUIT?
4:54:01 PM - amRandom: ROFL
4:54:04 PM - amRandom: U HIDE
4:54:10 PM - friedmeator: right in front of your face
4:54:11 PM - amRandom: U QUIT THE DUEL NOT ME
4:54:12 PM - friedmeator: that's good hiding
4:54:14 PM - Eitani: i can sense..so much tension
4:54:18 PM - amRandom: HIDING/ RUNNING
4:54:20 PM - amRandom: SAME SHIT
4:54:21 PM - amRandom: NUB NUB
4:54:25 PM - friedmeator: not running
4:54:27 PM - friedmeator: jumping
4:54:35 PM - amRandom: WITH SABER DOWN RUNNING
4:54:37 PM - amRandom: SAS NUB SHIT
4:54:42 PM - amRandom has become engaged in a duel with L&D!
4:54:43 PM - friedmeator: saber down even!
4:54:46 PM - friedmeator: if only you could hit me :)
4:54:51 PM - amRandom: ATLEAST L&D WILL DUEL
4:54:53 PM - amRandom: U GAY MAN
4:56:02 PM - amRandom was sabered by L&D
4:56:02 PM - L&D has defeated amRandom! ==> 92 Health 0 Armor left for winner
4:56:13 PM - amRandom: THANKS FOR NOT RUNNING LIKE SHIT
4:56:18 PM - amRandom has become engaged in a duel with L&D!
4:57:23 PM - amRandom was sabered by L&D
4:57:24 PM - L&D has defeated amRandom! ==> 92 Health 0 Armor left for winner
4:57:25 PM - L&D: gf
4:57:26 PM - amRandom: GF
4:57:30 PM - amRandom: LEMME GET SINGLE PLZ
4:57:39 PM - friedmeator: I thought staff was ur leet ownage weapon?
4:57:41 PM - |JP|BaddyMcBad[PX]: why are you using caps? D=
4:57:47 PM - anon.: staff is the leet ownage weapon
4:57:48 PM - amRandom: FOR KICK ABSUERS YEAH
4:57:50 PM - amRandom: NUB NUB
4:57:51 PM - friedmeator: his shift key is stuck from smashing it so much
4:57:52 PM - Eitani: whats a leet?
4:57:56 PM - Eitani: thought it was elite*
4:58:02 PM - amRandom has become engaged in a duel with L&D!
4:58:03 PM - amRandom: I GOT SINGLE NEXT
4:58:05 PM - friedmeator: it's cool internet slang for hip people
4:58:23 PM - Eitani: lol you young people and your internet slang
4:58:30 PM - amRandom was sabered by L&D
4:58:30 PM - L&D has defeated amRandom! ==> 100 Health 19 Armor left for winner
5:00:10 PM - amRandom was sabered by L&D
5:00:10 PM - L&D has defeated amRandom! ==> 6 Health 0 Armor left for winner
5:00:11 PM - L&D: gf
5:00:12 PM - amRandom: GF
5:00:19 PM - L&D has become engaged in a duel with amRandom!
5:00:49 PM - amRandom was sabered by L&D
5:00:49 PM - L&D has defeated amRandom! ==> 74 Health 0 Armor left for winner
5:00:51 PM - L&D: gf
5:00:51 PM - amRandom: GF
5:00:56 PM - friedmeator: seems like you're mostly losing to L&D
5:01:01 PM - amRandom has become engaged in a duel with L&D!
5:01:02 PM - friedmeator: what happened to all that shit about how he gets rocked
5:01:04 PM - |JP|BaddyMcBad[PX]: L&D BAD
5:01:06 PM - Eitani: L&D...that guys a legend
5:01:15 PM - friedmeator: lol
5:01:21 PM - amRandom was sabered by L&D
5:01:21 PM - L&D has defeated amRandom! ==> 100 Health 12 Armor left for winner
5:01:23 PM - L&D: gf
5:01:26 PM - friedmeator: hmm
5:01:27 PM - amRandom: GF
5:01:33 PM - amRandom has become engaged in a duel with L&D!
5:02:18 PM - amRandom was sabered by L&D
5:02:19 PM - L&D has defeated amRandom! ==> 100 Health 100 Armor left for winner
5:02:20 PM - L&D: gf
5:02:22 PM - Eitani: whoa
5:02:23 PM - friedmeator: ic
5:02:23 PM - amRandom: GF4W
5:02:25 PM - Eitani: 100/100
5:02:26 PM - Eitani: o.o
5:02:33 PM - Eitani: thats the time to quit :S
5:02:40 PM - amRandom: AIGHT
5:03:38 PM - amRandom was sabered by L&D
5:03:38 PM - L&D has defeated amRandom! ==> 100 Health 30 Armor left for winner
5:03:40 PM - L&D: gf
5:03:40 PM - |JP|BaddyMcBad[PX]: oh boy
5:03:42 PM - amRandom: gf
5:03:48 PM - L&D: ggs
5:03:56 PM - L&D: i'm done duelin
5:04:00 PM - ÀÞøllÿöñ's Þèñìs!: :o
5:04:01 PM - amRandom has become engaged in a duel with friedmeator!
5:04:02 PM - |JP|BaddyMcBad[PX]: my name = im a bad man =(
5:04:09 PM - ÀÞøllÿöñ's Þèñìs!: :D
5:04:20 PM - |JP|BaddyMcBad[PX]: and here I thought my name = my skill on this game
5:04:25 PM - amRandom was sabered by friedmeator
5:04:25 PM - friedmeator has defeated amRandom! ==> 100 Health 20 Armor left for winner
5:04:29 PM - amRandom disconnected
5:04:32 PM - friedmeator: all that shit talking, for that?
5:04:36 PM - friedmeator: lol.
5:05:20 PM - friedmeator: wait
5:05:21 PM - friedmeator: wait
5:05:23 PM - friedmeator: RAGE QUIT?
5:05:25 PM - friedmeator: after that?
5:05:27 PM - |JP|BaddyMcBad[PX]: damnit james
5:05:29 PM - ÀÞøllÿöñ's Þèñìs!: ^_^*LoL*^0^
5:05:31 PM - |JP|BaddyMcBad[PX]: ruining my chase
5:05:33 PM - ÀÞøllÿöñ's Þèñìs!: >:D
5:05:36 PM - Eitani: meator
5:05:42 PM - Eitani: i guess you were his boss fight
5:05:43 PM - friedmeator: oh my god, I'm so saving this