Still shows boobs though, and she's an asian :|
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Still shows boobs though, and she's an asian :|
tHE FUCK?
It's a good deterrent, but Caps Lock brings up the tactical map for commanders and squad leaders in BF, so it's a no-go.
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing,she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court.
The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)what he had to say for himself.The man replied,'Well your Honor, it was like this:when the lady got on the bus,I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said,'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile.Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself. But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth timeand sat under a sign that said,'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!'... I just lost it.'
'CASE DISMISSED!!'
-=AWOL=-LEVEL 85 SKATEPRO XTREME: you seen zilla's map?
Phobalic: not yet
Phobalic: heard about it though
Phobalic: any good?
-=AWOL=-LEVEL 85 SKATEPRO XTREME: there's neutral creep blocking the nat to anybody who isn't z
-=AWOL=-LEVEL 85 SKATEPRO XTREME: but it turns out there's a huge bug
-=AWOL=-LEVEL 85 SKATEPRO XTREME: because despite that bullshit
-=AWOL=-LEVEL 85 SKATEPRO XTREME: z can still lose
Phobalic: lmao
-=AWOL=- ANGRY SCV: curious as to how often the average black guy gets called "nigger" and gay guy "faggot" compared to me being called "fucking ranga"
Phobalic: theres a difference
Phobalic: they have a soul
Phobalic: dirty rangas.
http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/em...t-frogc00l.gifQuote:
Digby: this is actually demuslim on a SEA smurf
You: and i'm incontrol
you can tell because i'm in plat
mOOnGLaDe: pretty sure incontrol is plat
Playing JK2 with Pooky in a server full of FFAing randoms, and Pooky goes on a high-speed (literally, Rage + Force Speed) killing spree:
Quote:
p0lar_bear: ffffff SLOW DOWN
Pooky: FUCK YOU IN THE FACE WITH MY ENERGY DICK
jetty lite stick.