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[18:27] The Real Ziz Lady: i died a little inside
[18:27] [X] - Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: yeah?
[18:27] [X] - Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: well I got hit-on by a tranny today.
[18:27] The Real Ziz Lady: oh dude
[18:27] [X] - Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: I know
[18:27] [X] - Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: at first I was all like "I'd tap that" then it spoke
[18:28] [X] - Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: :gonk:
[18:30] The Real Ziz Lady: :gonk:
Me and Dano; years ago.
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: how many mins should i wrm up lasagnia
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: duno how to spel it
Ð??T †: um
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: in microwave
Ð??T †: 4 min
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: :O
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: 4
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: hmm 3
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: lol
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: brb
Ð??T †: ok
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: OMFG
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE
Ð??T †: ?
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: HOLLY SHIT
Ð??T †: WHAT
Ð??T †: WHAT
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: FUCKKK!!!
Ð??T †: DUDE
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: I BLEW TI UP
Ð??T †: WTF
Ð??T †: BLEW WHAT
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: MICROWAVE
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: aaAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ð??T †: :O
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: FUCKKKKK
Ð??T †: :O
Ð??T †: WELL FUCJ
Ð??T †: STOP TALKING TO ME
Ð??T †: GET THE FUCKIN FIREBRIGADE
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: LMFAO!!
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: LMFAO!!
Ð??T †: i hate you
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: U FELL FOR IT BAD!
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: HAHAHAHA
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: omg u made me laugh
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: hahahahaha!!!!
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: HAHAHAHAHAH
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: IM STILL AUGHING
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: LMFAO
Ð??T †: dont joke about tah shit
Ð??T †: i have relatives who died when theyre house burnt down
Ð??T †: :(
Ð??T †: dickhead
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: really
Ð??T †: :(
Ð??T †: fuck you
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: or are you being llike dice
Ð??T †: wtf?
Ð??T †: im fuckin serious
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: nvm
Ð??T †: dont oke about that shit
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: k
Ð??T †: :(
Ð??T †: oi
Ð??T †: ooi
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: .
Ð??T †: LMFAO U GOT OWNED BACK BITCH
Ð??T †: !!!
Ð??T †: !!!
Ð??T †: !!!
lmao, I remember when I made the first one. I remember people trolled cause they thought it would be a stupid thread. Then Whip locked it.
:memories:
*e* LOL DUCKY. Old shit is OLD.
Not that we've seen it 4 times before or anything. :p
plasbianx1337: MOTHER
plasbianx1337: FUCKER
plasbianx1337: MY
plasbianx1337: PHONE DIED
plasbianx1337: BEFORE I COULD GET MY SD CARD
plasbianx1337: AND TRANSFER THE NUDES OF MY GF OFF OF IT
plasbianx1337: FUCK
plasbianx1337: FUCK
plasbianx1337: FUCK
Rentafence5: get rid of those quick
Rentafence5: you could go to jail for that shit
plasbianx1337: nah
Rentafence5: yeah
plasbianx1337: im not 18
Rentafence5: doesnt matter
plasbianx1337: ?
Rentafence5: your girlfriend is under 18 right
plasbianx1337: Yeah
plasbianx1337: so am I though
Rentafence5: you have nudes of her right
plasbianx1337: yeah
Rentafence5: so you have child porn
Rentafence5: your going to jail
plasbianx1337: shes coming with me
Rentafence5: true
Rentafence5: shes creating it
plasbianx1337: oh yes.
Rentafence5: and adding to the problem by distributing it
Rentafence5: and also abusing minors by taking pictures of herself
Rentafence5: isnt US law fun?
plasbianx1337: lol.
plasbianx1337: I meant she has pics too
Rentafence5: OH GOD OF YOU? D:
*later*
Rentafence5: <link removed>
plasbianx1337: MY EARS
plasbianx1337: THEY
plasbianx1337: BLEEED
plasbianx1337: OMG
plasbianx1337: OMG
plasbianx1337: OMG
plasbianx1337: OMG
plasbianx1337: OMG
Rentafence5: raped
plasbianx1337: OMG
plasbianx1337: ASKLKASKLALSKSKJLAJ
plasbianx1337: also, cocks.
Rentafence5: add this to the convo also
Rentafence5: , cocks
Buddie of mine forwarded me a craigslist job opening in my area, I lold.
Quote:
Hiya, how's it going? I am a recently unemployed 20 year old with a substance abuse problem, (it's not really a problem, I'm pretty good at it) a cache of unused money, and way too much free time.
What I'm looking to do is find a decent looking woman, vacant minded or not, to get drunk (or just plain fucked up) as piss with me and the proceed to fuck my dick off, as close to literally as possible.
I am a decent looking dude, with an average sized dick and above average sized balls. I wear a lot of plaid flannel shirts, I listen to metal, and I drink a lot of whiskey.
I'm looking for an 18-35 year old woman willing to do aforementioned things to my person. I don't really care what you look like as long as you aren't ugly as shit or fatter than shit.
If you're interested shoot me a line with a picture and I'll get back to you.
:O
Some bitch is going to be happy.
[18:38] Silentwindpl: looks gay
[18:38] Shnafuhrer: much like your posting
[18:38] Silentwindpl: :'[
[18:38] Silentwindpl: </3
[18:38] Shnafuhrer: lol
[18:38] Silentwindpl: can i start to make sweet love to you?
[18:39] Shnafuhrer: yeah, bend over
[18:39] Silentwindpl: :'[
[18:39] Silentwindpl: your just full of comebacks today
[18:39] Silentwindpl: arent you
[18:39] Silentwindpl: padawan.. ?
[18:40] Shnafuhrer: only comeback you know about is when i scrape my load off of yo...
[18:40] Shnafuhrer: i'll stop there
[18:40] Silentwindpl: D:
Skill: Okay faggot, you can goes fuck yourself.
KG-KaZe: cool grammar bro
Skill: you'reself
Skill: happy?
KG-KaZe: yes
18.04.35 <+Malf> AltGr is a modifier key on PC keyboards used to type many characters, primarily ones that are unusual for the locale of the keyboard layout, such as currency symbols and accented letters. If a key has a third symbol on it (on the front vertical face or the bottom right of the key top, sometimes in a different colour), then AltGr can often be used to type that character.
18.04.57 <+Trkle> we dont have accents n shit
18.04.59 <+Trkle> we're not mexican
18.05.06 <+Agent_Kurosawa> fuck accents
18.05.07 <+Agent_Kurosawa> got damn
18.07.57 <+seal> IM A PURE AMURRICAN FUCK FUNNY ACCENTS AND THINGS THAT AREN'T LIKE US
18.08.09 <+CN3089`PEEELS> THIS IS ARE COUNTRY
18.08.14 <+Agent_Kurosawa> BOOTSTRAPS
18.08.19 <+Trkle> we run dis bish
fuk da uk http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c2...s/emot-911.gif