I see somebody else frequents FP :v:Quote:
Originally Posted by LlamaMaster
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I see somebody else frequents FP :v:Quote:
Originally Posted by LlamaMaster
:iamafag:Quote:
Originally Posted by itszutak
Oh god, hilarious.Quote:
Originally Posted by LlamaMaster
:mech2:
This guy can suck his own dick
Some might find this disturbing
Hahahahaha, oh wow.
I'm with the guy in that article, the pictures were less gross, and more surreal.
For once, I didn't laugh.
wow. O_o
Man Charged with penis 'puppet' incident
:gonk:Quote:
FEDERAL WAY, Wash., May 21 (UPI) -- Police in Washington state said a suspect used his genitals as a puppet while standing over an air conditioner intake at an apartment complex. The police report of the incident said Timothy Wayne Martin, 44, of Auburn, Wash., was arrested after residents of the Arcadia Apartment Complex in Federal Way called police at about 10:30 a.m. May 13 and reported a man standing over an air conditioner intake wearing only an unbuttoned flannel shirt and "was apparently manipulating" his penis with a string "like a puppet," Seattlepi.com reported Thursday.
Police said Martin was arrested at the scene and still had the string attached to his penis. He was charged under the state's felony indecent exposure statute due to having two prior convictions for similar crimes.
Martin was also in possession of a small quantity of methamphetamine at the time of his arrest. Police said he also had a pornographic magazine.
The suspect was taken to the Norm Maleng Regional Justice Center in lieu of $25,000 bail.
MAKE THE MENTAL IMAGES GO AWAY!!!
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Don't let these people borrow your car. . .
This new Airbus A340-600, one of the largest passenger airliners
ever built sits just outside its hangar in Toulouse, France
without a single hour of airtime.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_97xiVJFB8j...-340-600_5.JPG
Enter the flight crew of Abu Dhabi Aircraft Technologies
(ADAT) to conduct pre-delivery tests on the ground, such as
engine run-ups prior to delivery to Etihad Airways in Abu Dhabi.
The ADAT crew taxied the A340-600 to the run-up area.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_97xiVJFB8j...8833-800wi.jpg
Then they took all four engines to takeoff power with a
virtually empty aircraft. Not having read the run-up
manuals, they had no clue just how light an empty
A340-600 really is.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_97xiVJFB8j...interior04.jpg
The takeoff warning horn was blaring away in the cockpit
because they had all 4 engines at full power. The aircraft
computers thought they were trying to take off, but it had
not been configured properly (flaps/slats, etc.).
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_97xiVJFB8j...irlines_12.jpg
Then one of the ADAT crew decided to pull the circuit
breaker on the Ground Proximity Sensor to silence the alarm.
This fools the aircraft into thinking it is in the air. The computers
automatically released all the brakes and set the aircraft rocketing
forward.The ADAT crew had no idea that this is a safety feature
so that pilots can't land with the brakes on.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_97xiVJFB8j...0/etihad05.jpg
Not one member of the seven-man crew was smart
enough to throttle back the engines from their max power
setting, so the $200 million brand-new aircraft crashed
into a blast barrier, totaling it.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_97xiVJFB8j...0/etihad04.jpg
The extent of injuries to the crew is unknown due to the
news blackout in the major media in France and elsewhere.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_97xiVJFB8j...0/etihad03.jpg
Coverage of the story was deemed insulting to ADAT
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_97xiVJFB8j...0/etihad02.jpg
The photos are starting to leak out.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_97xiVJFB8j...0/etihad01.jpg
Airbus $200,000,000.00 Nice.
lol.
Lol. Indian drivers. :iamafag:
Seriously, though, that's just rage-inducing. Such a waste. >__<
A car? Those guys shouldn't be allowed near anything that has any wheels and/or can move.
They fucked up. Big time.
holly fucking shit XD
"dam man this thing keeps fucking beeping at me, somehting about safety or proper use or someshit, really fuckign annoying"
"i think it comes from this cord, should i yank it"
"fuck yeah man yank that shit, fuckign stupid things annoying as fuck"
and that my friend is how you waste 200 million dollars.
HAHAHAHAHAHQuote:
Originally Posted by OmegaDragon
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I lol'dQuote:
Construction Crew Severs Secret ‘Black Line’
A construction crew working on an office building in Virginia in 2000 severed a fiber optic cable that wasn’t on anyone’s map. Apparently it was a ‘black line’ used for carrying secret intelligence data, according to sources who spoke recently with the Washington Post.
Within minutes of cutting the cable, three black SUV’s pulled up carrying men in suits who complained that their line was severed.
“The construction manager was shocked,” a worker told the Washington Post. “He had never seen a line get cut and people show up within seconds. Usually you’ve got to figure out whose line it is. To garner that kind of response that quickly was amazing.”
AT&T crews arrived the same day to fix the line, an unusually prompt response. When AT&T tried to bill the construction company $300,000, the company balked and the charges “just disappeared.”
The cut occurred in the Tysons Corner region, where the neighbors include the Office of the Director of National Intelligence and the National Counterterrorism Center. The Central Intelligence Agency is a few miles away.
Tysons is also home to a site belonging to the Warrenton Training Center, a communications training center and support facility for the National Communications System that is suspected of handling some communication for the CIA.
fucking ownd
http://www.varasanos.com/PizzaRecipe.htm
Starts off kind of like a normal recipie, if not a bit too much fanfare for some pizza.
Then you see the sidebar.
It is over 100 pages on how to cook a single kind of pizza. A pizza that only cooks for less than a minute.
Does anybody else find this a bit...I don't know, obsessive?
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3067/...b6da3912_o.jpg
And it looks fucking gross
n, I've actually had great pizzas that looked like that. Just not worth 100 pages of effort and tomatoes from some specific place in milan or whateverQuote:
Originally Posted by Heathen
D: you would eat that shit?Quote:
Originally Posted by itszutak
>_>Quote:
Originally Posted by Heathen
wtf dude it just looks like some specialty pizza, not a piece of shit. It actually looks like it'd taste good.
Starvin' Marvin would.Quote:
Originally Posted by Heathen
Italian pizzas are great. Put some olive oil on it, and its delicious.
not too far from itQuote:
Originally Posted by ExAm
Just because it doesn't look like Dominblows or Fappa Gino's pizza doesn't mean it sucks. I've made homemade ones that looked worse than that, and they were still fucking awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by Heathen
I just wont eat something that looks like ass.
I cant get passed the big black spots and the way the cheese looks like fungus.
I'm sure its very tasty.
It just looks fucking nasty.
When you live in the bay area, you get used to itQuote:
Originally Posted by Heathen
This machine makes better pizza than that:
http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/26/l...nutes-wont-as/
(I know I posted a thread about it once, but this technology is still damned awesome)
It looks like cooked frozen pizza :<Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Buckshot
yeeyeeQuote:
Originally Posted by itszutak
OH GOD
better than looking like shit imoQuote:
Originally Posted by itszutak
Trust me, those half-burnt thin-crust pizzas are among the best I've ever had.Quote:
Originally Posted by Heathen
Just not worth the insane amount of effort that guy puts into his pizza :v:
lolwutQuote:
Originally Posted by jngrow
E: Bit of clarification for Buckshot: yes, California bay area.
oh no the crust is a little burned!Quote:
Originally Posted by Heathen
oh dear the cheese isn't yellow!
i've never seen a real fire baked pizza in my life!
Look at dis scrub.
thats right n00b. look at dat scrub.
but you know whats cool?
on sunday i made The Bac0n8r.
Bacon cooked and weaved together to make a matt,
Mexican mince with garlic, rosemary and cheese stuffed inside the rolled bacon and the outside covered in bread crumbs.
Greatest thing ever.
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i8...1/DSCF0290.jpg
served with a some avocardo, lettuce, cucumber and carrot.
i took a heap of pics, was thinking about doing another silly thread, then i remembered i dont like raping innocent memes.
it looks like an aborted cow foetus
:iamafag:
incredible does not describe the flavour of bacon infused with mexican goodness and cheese.
450 000 callibers in every bite.
more like 450 000 calories.Quote:
Originally Posted by ßðÐŻÍ££å
the taste of god comes in many forms.
Dude I think you're supposed to remove the strings on that before you serve itQuote:
Originally Posted by ßðÐŻÍ££å
i dont know about you guys, but doesnt everybody eat off the frying pan rather then grab a plate?
these kids today!
Jesus, that looks disgusting! I'm not saying I wouldn't eat it, but :gonk:
I think it looks pretty good actually :)Quote:
Originally Posted by LlamaMaster
oh god D:Quote:
Originally Posted by ßðÐŻÍ££å
Naw looks good.
And I was just being difficult. I know its probably tasty, it just looks nasty.
Shit. I'm from Louisiana, who am I to be talking about nasty looking food.
Boudin, Crawfish, all that tasty shit.
thatlookssounds fucking awesome bod. the rest of you guys are wusses, wont eat ugly food. shit don't you know ugly food is the best?
look at this ugly fucker
http://kaweahoaks.com/html/crawdad03opt.jpg
And yet his insides are delicious. You just boil him, pop off the head and suck out whatever you can from the cavity. its fucking amazing.
E: FFFFF heathen mentioned it already
FUCKING DELICIOUSQuote:
Originally Posted by ICEE
Going eat some tonight actually.
D: I want some god damn havent had them in years
come down here.Quote:
Originally Posted by ICEE
Its fucking fantastic.
Where do you live clad? Cali iirc.
And where did you eat it?
I won't eat lobster, because when you open them up they've always got this green shit inside them, which I assume is just that.
then you wouldn't like crawfish :fail:Quote:
Originally Posted by ExAm
http://whatscookingamerica.net/Seafo...gCrawfish3.jpg
Look at that tasty shit right there.
And yes, imported crawfish is NASTY
Precisely. I hate all shellfish.Quote:
Originally Posted by Heathen
Except for crab legs and cakes.
Those are good.
:toughguy:Quote:
Originally Posted by ExAm
But yeah I live in southern cali heathen. Had them at my dad's buddies mardi gra party. My dad doesn't talk to that guy anymore so I have zero access to the innards of crawdads. Theres some living in a creek near my house, but I suspect that water is contaminated.
Since I shat in it myself
Repostin' Voytek 'cuz he's awesome and requires reposting.
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Voytek the Soldier Bear
http://www.badassoftheweek.com/voytek.jpg
"He liked a cigarette, he liked a bottle of beer - he drank a bottle of beer like any man."
For centuries, Poland has been known specifically for two things – badass spicy sausages, and getting epically fucked over by every other European nation in every possible way. Polish people are constantly getting about as much respect as the Duke University football program, and the once-proud nation has been carved up more times than Joan Rivers’ face. The early days of World War II was no exception, when the unsuspecting, peaceful Poles all of a sudden found themselves getting sneak-attack double-teamed by the international military superpower dickheads Germany and the Soviet Union. Sure, the Communists and Fascists fucking hated each other, but apparently they were willing to join forces and work together to oppress the citizens of Poland, steal their land, and imprison anyone they damn well pleased.
Of course we know about what the Germans did to the people of Poland, but it certainly wasn’t any picnic being on the receiving end of the sickle and hammer either. Captured Polish POWs that weren’t executed on the spot by the Russkies were shipped out to fucking hardcore Gulags in Siberia, where the spent twelve hours a day eating disgusting borscht and gruel, mining snow from ice caves with pickaxes like the Dwarves in Snow White and toiling away in temperatures that never got above negative fifty degrees in the summertime. However, once Germany double-crossed the Soviets and started beating the holy living shitburgers out of the Red Army, Josef Stalin all of a sudden had a change of heart and decided to let captured Polish POWs out of prison so they could help fight for the Allies. Since the Poles weren’t too keen on fighting on behalf of the Russians who had oppressed and imprisoned them, they decided to serve under the British instead. A large number of these men were put on trains and sent to Iran, where they formed up into the Polish Second Army Corps. II Corps’ first mission was to travel to Palestine, link up with the British 8th Army and assist in the Allied invasion of Italy.
On their trip through Iran, the men of the Polish 22nd Transport Artillery Supply Company came across a young Iranian boy wandering through the desert like Jim Morrison tripping balls, and carrying a large cloth sack. The men thought the boy looked tired and hungry, so they gave him some food and a Crunch bar or some shit. When the kid thanked them, the Poles asked what was in the bag. The boy opened it up and revealed a tiny, malnourished brown bear cub. Since the soldiers knew the little cub was in very poor health and needed attention quickly, they bought the bear from the kid for a few bucks (or whatever the hell they used for money in 1940’s Iran – I can’t be bothered to look it up), and fed it some condensed milk from a makeshift bottle. For the next several days, they nursed the bear back to health, giving it food, water, and a warm place to sleep.
Over the long journey from Iran to Palestine, the bear, now named Voytek (it’s spelled Wojtek in Polish but pronounced "Voytek” because Polish is a crazy fucking language) quickly became the unofficial mascot of the 22nd Company. The bear would sit around the campfire with the men, eating, drinking, and sleeping in tents with the rest of the soldiers. The bear loved smoking cigarettes, drank beer right out of the bottle like a regular infantryman, and got a kick out of wrestling and play-fighting with the other soldiers. Of course, he was the most badass asskicking wrester in the entire company, thanks in part to the fact that he grew to be six feet tall, weighed roughly five hundred pounds, and could knock small trees over with a single swing of his massive, clawed paw. He grew to be a part of the unit, improving the morale of men who had spent several years getting their asses kicked in slave labor camps, and was treated as though he were just another hard-drinkin’, hard-smoking’, hard-fightin’, hair-growin’ soldier in the Company. When the unit marched out on a mission, Voytek would stand up on his hind legs and march alongside them. When the motorized convoy was on the move, Voytek sat in the passenger seat of one of the jeeps, hanging his head out the window and shocking the shit out of people walking down the street.
In addition to kicking peoples’ asses and drinking beer, Voytek also enjoyed taking hot baths for some reason. Over the summer in Palestine, he learned how to work the showers, and you could pretty much always find him splashing around the bath house. Once, he entered the bath hut and came across a spy who had been planted to gather intelligence on the Allied camp. Voytek growled, slapped the dude upside his stupid head, and the man immediately crapped his pants and surrendered. The Soldier Bear was lauded as a hero for successfully capturing an enemy agent, who in turn was interrogated and gave up vital intelligence on enemy positions.
When it was time to stop fucking around and get “in the shit” as they say, II Corps linked up with the hardcore British 8th Army and headed out to the middle of the Category 5 Crapstorm the was brewing in Italy. The problem, however, was that British High Command did not allow any pets or animals in their camp, so the Polish Army formally enlisted Voytek the Bear into their ranks. He was given the rank of Private, assigned a serial number, and from that point on was included in all official unit rosters. The Brits were like, “whatever chaps”, and didn’t even bat an eye when Voytek marched ashore with the rest of the 22nd Company.
The Poles’ Finest Hour of the war came in the incredibly bloody battle for Monte Cassino. By the time II Corps arrived, the Germans were deeply entrenched in the hilltop monastery, and three previous Allied assaults on the position had all proved more fruitless than a South Florida orange tree in the middle of a worldwide Nuclear Winter. The campaign was proving to be one of the bloodiest battles of the Western Front, and the Poles were brought in to make the final push to capture the fortress. During the fighting, Voytek the Hero Bear actually hand-carried boxes of ammunition, some weighing in at over 100 pounds, from supply trucks to artillery positions on the front lines. He worked tirelessly, day and night, bringing supplies to his friends who were bravely battling the Nazis. He never rested, never dropped a single artillery shell, and never showed any fear despite his position being under constant enemy fire and heavy shelling. His actions were so inspiring to his fellow soldiers that after the battle the official insignia of the 22nd Artillery was changed to a picture of Voytek carrying an armful of howitzer ammunition. In the same vein, you have to assume that it was pretty fucking demoralizing to the Germans to see that the Poles had a fucking GIANT GODDAMNED BROWN BEAR fighting on their side.
Thanks in part to the heavy shelling by their artillery, the Polish forces broke through the Nazi defenses and captured Monte Cassino. Voytek and his comrades would go one to fight the Germans across the Italian peninsula, breaking through the enemy lines and forcing the Krauts out of Italia for good. After the war, some elements of the Polish Army, including Voytek, were reassigned to Scotland, since Poland was under USSR control, and many Polish soldiers did not like the prospect of living in a Soviet-run police state. Voytek lived out the rest of his days in the Edinburgh Zoo, where he passed away in 1963 at the age of 22. It was said that he always perked up when he heard the Polish language spoken by zoo guests, and during his life in there he was always being visited by his old friends from the Polish Army – some of whom would throw cigarettes down into his open arms, some of whom would even jump into the bear enclosure and wrestle with him for old time’s sake.
The idea of a fucking alcoholic Nazi-fighting bear is so awesome that you’d think it was something out of a bizarre cartoon or a Sci-Fi Channel Original Movie. It’s the sort of shit that, even with all of the historical evidence, seems too totally awesome to be true. The bear was a hero of World War II, and there are statues of him and plaques memorializing his brave service in Poland, Edinburgh, the Imperial War Museum in London, and the Canadian War Museum. Unbelieveable.
http://www.badassoftheweek.com/voytek4.jpg
rofl i saw this on stumble :downs:Quote:
Originally Posted by ExAm
This is it guys. The HL2 Ep 3 ending...
http://forums.steampowered.com/forum...d.php?t=897995Quote:
Originally Posted by Wsage
Oh god, that's the best fan spec I have ever read in my life.
.Quote:
Originally Posted by p0lar_bear
:ohdear:
wow.
this is my face right now: :v:
incest rape by a chick to a guy
:v:
that's fucked up
Is it just me, or does that sound suspiciously like copypasta?
Not only this, but it sounds like bullshit. If the girl was that fucked up, then there would be other signs, and someone would believe the kidQuote:
Originally Posted by Cagerrin
It even sounds familiar, but then I might have just seen the article on /b/ before.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cagerrin
http://www.pastdeadline.com/images/2...07/dexter1.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by ICEE
this site owns
http://www.wikihow.com/Dig-a-Bullet-Out-of-Yourself
http://www.wikihow.com/Hide-an-Erection
http://www.wikihow.com/Act-Like-a-Ba...d-Be-More-Cute
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could do this all day
Now I can teabag in Halo 3 like a pro!
Wait did he finally update?
http://www.ghacks.net/2009/06/30/the...tware-company/
Quote:
We had to check the date on the story that was posted on Techcrunch this morning which basically stated that Swedish software company Global Gaming Factory X bought The Piratebay for 60 million Swedish crowns. It is rare that websites like The Piratebay get bought off, they usually cease to exist either by legal pressure or by being closed by its administrators.
The two most important questions right now for the millions of users who use The Piratebay are these two: Who are Global Gaming Factory X and what are their intentions with the website. According to the company “Global Gaming Factory X AB has the biggest network of internet cafés and gaming centers in the world and provides advertisers, software publishers and service providers with an unprecedented access to the large group of tourists and the large gamer community that visit these centers”.
Neither the new owners nor the Piratebay administrators revealed a lot about the changes that are about to happen to the website and business model. The only outlook can be found in the full press release:“We would like to introduce models which entail that content providers and copyright owners get paid for content that is downloaded via the site.”Paying the copyright owners for content that is downloaded via the site (which actually are only torrent files and not copyrighted content) can mean different things. They could share advertising revenue with copyright holders which would probably be the only revenue sharing model that would not have a huge impact on visitor numbers. It would surely be different if they would roll out a subscription based model.
We keep you updated on how things evolve from here. If you have any thoughts on the issue post a comment so that we can discuss the matter.
That's a joke... Right?
Nope, they bought it. Nothing will change though, they will be "legal", in that they will have made the system so that they have no way of knowing about illegal activity on the site and therefore are not liable.
Jacko fans are killing themselves...?
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Michael Jackson Fans are Committing Suicide
According to Michael Jackson's largest online fan club, MJ fanatics have been recently committing suicide because of the pop star's tragic death.
The Sun is reporting that up to 12 die-hard Jackson followers have taken their own lives since his passing on Thursday.
Gary Taylor, who runs MJJcommunity.com, recently said, "I know there has been an increase, I now believe the figure is 12. I believe there may have been one Briton who has taken their life. It is a serious situation that these people are going through but Michael Jackson would never want this. He would want them to live."
This crazy news came to light when it was revealed that a Jackson lookalike in Russia cut his wrists after Michael's death was announced last week. The fan, Pável Talaláyev, was found bleeding heavily at his home in Moscow just hours after it was announced that Jackson had died. Luckily for him, an ambulance crew found him in time and managed to save his life. Apparently others have not been so fortunate.
The most insane aspect of this story has to be the conversation that took place in the ambulance after the paramedics had saved Talaláyev from death.
One of the paramedics stated, "He was in a terrible state and kept on saying: 'It's all the same to me. I'm going to kill myself. It's the worst tragedy of my life and I don't want to live any more. I don't know why you saved my life, I want to be with him'."
Pável is supposedly Russia's most famous Jacko lookalike and apparently modeled himself after MJ from the age of nine.
Hot damn.
Good riddance.
told my dad.
"i reckon it's an excellent idea! It's about time we put some chlorine in the genepool"
fucking pathetic morons.... hope more do it.
Now that's just dumb, killing yourself because somebody else died. I don't see any logic in that at all. :/
They volunteered for population control. 'Nuff said.
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/...f8482734bf73f9
Wait...what?Quote:
Universal has won a four-studio bidding war to pick up the film rights to the classic Atari video game "Asteroids." Matthew Lopez will write the script for the feature adaptation, which will be produced by Lorenzo di Bonaventura.
...
As opposed to today's games, there is no story line or fancy world-building mythology, so the studio would be creating a plot from scratch. Universal, however, is used to that development process, as it's in the middle of doing just that for several of the Hasbro board game properties it is translating to the big screen, such as "Battleship" and "Candyland."
...
This is a joke right?
apparently raping and pillaging my child hood was not enough.
LETS CALL IN THE NECROPHILIACS!
"Captain, we are surrounded by asteroids."
"Turn 20 degrees clockwise. Fire. Now 30 degrees counter clockwise. Fire. Now 180 degrees. Fire."
"EACH TIME WE DESTROY ONE MORE TAKE IT'S PLACE *More Panicking*"
"WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!"
"Shut up crewman, we didn't just come here from nowhere to be killed by asteroids."
"We've been hit!"
"Quickly, call in the backup ship to pick up where we left off."
This movie will be epic. I can already tell.
I can already hear the orchestral version of the game's music...
(that would be "boop... BOOP... boop... BOOP..." only with violins and shit)
I hope its as good as "The Last Starfighter" :iamafag:
And then we have the sequel, Asteroids 2 : The Revenge Of The Asteroids. It turns out that the asteroids are following some evil ancient asteroid called "The Blown-up", who's mission is to activate the holy space rocks to embark on a holy journey. However, the crew of the A.S.S Adventure-A have a different plan, them and their 3 other ships will use a variety of new amazing weapons to fight of the horde of asteroids, including space shotguns, space rifles, and even space auto-shotguns. In the end, the Blown-up's apprentice runs into him to save his sun, killing both, and saving the entire universe.Quote:
Originally Posted by sdavis117
Amazing movie, don't you think?
:gonk:
E: I know this is a bit old, but:
Is it bad I always read your posts with an Australian accent, Bod?Quote:
Originally Posted by ßðÐŻÍ££å
I read it without an accent. :downs:Quote:
Originally Posted by English Mobster
After talking to Bod on Skype, it's impossible to read his posts without an accent.
Kay.Quote:
Originally Posted by n00b1n8R
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Originally Posted by n00b1n8R
Kay.Quote:
Originally Posted by sKc_Chains
I couldn't find the source for the above article (it was e-mailed to me), but I have a source on a less detailed version of this story.Quote:
ELK GROVE, Calif. - A Northern California elementary school teacher sent her students home for the summer with a video of class memories, only the DVD included six seconds of her having sex on a couch.
Officials at the Elk Grove Unified School District asked families of the teacher's 24 students to get rid of the DVD after the unintended clip was found spliced in a scene where children were sharing stories in class.
"Just destroy them," said spokeswoman Torrey Johnson.
Johnson said the teacher, whose name isn't being released, sent the DVD home with her students from Isabelle Jackson Elementary on the last day of class Friday. She learned of the mistake after a parent called her. She then called all the parents to ask them to destroy the DVD.
The school district, located just south of Sacramento, initially sent a letter home to parents asking them to return the DVDs, but then asked parents to simply destroy them.
http://current.com/items/90325113_te...for-sex-ed.htm
How do you fuck THAT up?!
By forgetting to organize your folders, that's how.
That is why I make separate folders for Kindergarten memories and sex tapes of myself.
http://www.shacknews.com/featuredarticle.x?id=1162
Got a bit of a chuckle out of it, and now I have the space I guess I might try the game out... more for the scenery than anything, it looks beautiful. If I wanted to just hunt, I'd go out rabbiting on the farm. vOv
