Random Funny Pictures

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Originally Posted by Cagerrin

No idea if it's an ancient repost, it's not in this thread so ehhh...

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Best thing about that is it's true. That gun is so powerful when you're shooting it the recoil slows the plane down. Pure bad ass.

http://imgkk.com/i/3vWG0KvY.jpg



http://www.prguitarman.com/photos/lo..._FFFfffFff.gif

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictur...ut_genius0.jpg
http://www.files.cosmicduck.net/publ...4991710768.jpg
http://www.files.cosmicduck.net/publ...1546454447.gif
http://images.encyclopediadramatica....HitTheDove.gif
http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/8404/nuclearl.png

ASDFAA

http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos..._6234990_n.jpg

http://bssubs.net/1247340179777.jpg

FlyinRooster pointed this out to me yesterday and I lol'd pretty hard.

For the uninitiated, Edward Cullen is the main vampire in Twilight.

Can't... give rep... 24 hours... :lmao:

this is what happens when you upgrade your sentries three times.

Torch Flame? is that you?

http://www.blueq.com/modules/ecs/images/125837321_l.png

http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/6...7535558817.jpg

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Originally Posted by DEEhunter

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:lol:

http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/u..._poster_17.jpg
http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/u...l_poster_9.jpg

BHAHA, dashboard.
I love adds like this.

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/1592/53869559.jpg

http://i31.tinypic.com/2ir53qf.jpg

Probably a repost, but I always enjoyed this one.

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Originally Posted by NuggetWarmer

http://imgkk.com/i/3vWG0KvY.jpg

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fuck i hope that is fake, people like this need to be killed.

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Originally Posted by StankBacon

fuck i hope that is fake, people like this need to be killed.

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Oh they exist.
A woman down here tried to sue my Uncle for letting their children play outside. They live in a gated community, but they have pretty nice yards...none of that 5 feet on each side shit. My Uncle and his wife sat at the patio, which the old woman considered "inside the house." She wrote many letters and got her son to email my Uncle. After they did nothing about it she got her son to grab the kids and put them inside, but as he was walking over, my Uncle stood up and threatened him with a wooden mallet. You know...for that game with the balls and sticks...I forgot the name. Anyways, so she calls child services and my uncle has persistently disallowed them to come into his house. One of the men came and they allowed him in because my Uncle could tell he was "just doing it to humor the old piece of shit" which the man was indeed doing. They now have a deal that unless any other neighbors call, the old woman's calls wont be responded to, so now my uncle just tells her to shut the fuck up when she complains. Her son [he is possibly her caretaker also] tries to seem threatening but my uncle always grabs some kind of weapon and he walks back.

In short, old people suck.

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Originally Posted by Heathen

You know...for that game with the balls and sticks...I forgot the name. Croquet

In short, old people suck.

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I don't think it's old people that suck. I think it's people in general people who live purely for themselves without being able to tolerate the existence of other peoples lives. In short, ignorant/selfish people.

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Originally Posted by Jean-Luc

I don't think it's old people that suck. I think it's people in general people who live purely for themselves without being able to tolerate the existence of other peoples lives. In short, ignorant/selfish people.

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You are correct x2

It is selfish people and it was croquet.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...OKIEWOOKIE.jpg

Does anyone else get the reference?

A couple of 4chan pics I stumbled upon.
http://www.jimmyr.com/blog/img/1107_28_344_2007.jpg
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k2...an/suckbn9.jpg
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k2...rainingmen.jpg
http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/4023/obesityim7.jpg
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k2...7204928625.jpg
http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/6...8847275mv1.jpg

E: Sorry about the first pic, I got hotlink owned

sorry, idgi

I belive it's a song.

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Originally Posted by Heathen

Oh they exist.

words words words words words

In short, old people suck.

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Ugly, fat, butch, "feminist" lesbians are worse. 6 years ago or so my mom bought one of those cheap inflatable 3 feet tall pools that go on sale every summer for $80. We set it up in the middle of our back yard, and had just moved here a couple months ago. Worst. Summer. Ever. Above bitches constantly complained about the pool claiming it was an eyesore because they could "see" it, said they had called the police and threatened legal actions and were all-around sandy vagoos. Best part is, their yard was a piece of shit. Literally. Dog shit everywhere, grass torn up, holes everywhere, overrun with weeds that were even growing through our fence, and best of all, about 5 or 6 bushes that were so overgrown you COULDNT HARDLY SEE THE FUCKING POOL. That dog mentioned earlier, was also a fucking nuisance. They left the damn thing outside ALL DAY and ALL NIGHT, and he was one of those annoying as fuck greyhound-ish things that can't stop barking. The police were called multiple times by us and surrounding neighbors. Did she go and bitch at them? No. She came at us, with her "Y THE HELL U CALL THE POH-LEESE? I DI'INT DO NOTHING WRONG" among other things, and even had the nerve to complain about OUR lawn and the weeds on HER side of the fence even after we moved the damn pool. She even bought another fucking annoying dog; so annoyed by the both of them my grandpa with dementia bought a pellet rifle and would try to shoot at them with it. After taking it away and deciding it was wrong, my mom's boyfriend would just spray them with the hose. Even THAT brought more bitching by the dykes next door. They were also the type who had that just that one "male friend"; black but greying hair, skinny as fuck, one single piercing in each ear, said hair pulled back into a ponytail all the time and clad in a hat and glasses, whom one would expect to be a "Dungeon Master," if you catch my drift. Throughout the rest of the summer, we stopped doing anything in our back yard, always kept it nice, and yet still the bitching ensued. Eventually they found the wonders of HDTV and would blast their new tv as loud as they could, all whilst cackling as loud as their lungs would (presumably) allow. Was particularly nasty to myself, my grandpa, and my mom's boyfriend. Called us out all the time, harassed us, etc. Thank god a few months later she and her girlfriend moved away. Now there's some old lady I've never even seen that lives next door, who needs constant care I guess. Would have gladly lived next door to that crotchety lady than the dykes we did.

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Originally Posted by k4is3rxkh40s

Ugly, fat, butch, "feminist" lesbians are worse. 6 years ago or so my mom bought one of those cheap inflatable 3 feet tall pools that go on sale every summer for $80. We set it up in the middle of our back yard, and had just moved here a couple months ago. Worst. Summer. Ever. Above bitches constantly complained about the pool claiming it was an eyesore because they could "see" it, said they had called the police and threatened legal actions and were all-around sandy vagoos. Best part is, their yard was a piece of shit. Literally. Dog shit everywhere, grass torn up, holes everywhere, overrun with weeds that were even growing through our fence, and best of all, about 5 or 6 bushes that were so overgrown you COULDNT HARDLY SEE THE FUCKING POOL. That dog mentioned earlier, was also a fucking nuisance. They left the damn thing outside ALL DAY and ALL NIGHT, and he was one of those annoying as fuck greyhound-ish things that can't stop barking. The police were called multiple times by us and surrounding neighbors. Did she go and bitch at them? No. She came at us, with her "Y THE HELL U CALL THE POH-LEESE? I DI'INT DO NOTHING WRONG" among other things, and even had the nerve to complain about OUR lawn and the weeds on HER side of the fence even after we moved the damn pool. She even bought another fucking annoying dog; so annoyed by the both of them my grandpa with dementia bought a pellet rifle and would try to shoot at them with it. After taking it away and deciding it was wrong, my mom's boyfriend would just spray them with the hose. Even THAT brought more bitching by the dykes next door. They were also the type who had that just that one "male friend"; black but greying hair, skinny as fuck, one single piercing in each ear, said hair pulled back into a ponytail all the time and clad in a hat and glasses, whom one would expect to be a "Dungeon Master," if you catch my drift. Throughout the rest of the summer, we stopped doing anything in our back yard, always kept it nice, and yet still the bitching ensued. Eventually they found the wonders of HDTV and would blast their new tv as loud as they could, all whilst cackling as loud as their lungs would (presumably) allow. Was particularly nasty to myself, my grandpa, and my mom's boyfriend. Called us out all the time, harassed us, etc. Thank god a few months later she and her girlfriend moved away. Now there's some old lady I've never even seen that lives next door, who needs constant care I guess. Would have gladly lived next door to that crotchety lady than the dykes we did.

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WHOA WHOA WHOA
What's this wall of text doing in my funny picture thread? Why are you taking about lesbians and TVs and Dungeon Master? WAYTL;DR

Zubat is the shit

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Originally Posted by jngrow

WHOA WHOA WHOA
What's this wall of text doing in my funny picture thread? Why are you taking about lesbians and TVs and Dungeon Master? WAYTL;DR

Zubat is the shit

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Tl;dr version;
lesbian feminist dyke dominatrices didn't like kids nor men having a pool in the yard next door they really couldn't see at all, were hicks and had shitty yard yet complained about ours and were general butthurt bitches with sandy vaginas.

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Originally Posted by k4is3rxkh40s

Ugly, fat, butch, "feminist" lesbians are worse. 6 years ago or so my mom bought one of those cheap inflatable 3 feet tall pools that go on sale every summer for $80. We set it up in the middle of our back yard, and had just moved here a couple months ago. Worst. Summer. Ever. Above bitches constantly complained about the pool claiming it was an eyesore because they could "see" it, said they had called the police and threatened legal actions and were all-around sandy vagoos. Best part is, their yard was a piece of shit. Literally. Dog shit everywhere, grass torn up, holes everywhere, overrun with weeds that were even growing through our fence, and best of all, about 5 or 6 bushes that were so overgrown you COULDNT HARDLY SEE THE FUCKING POOL. That dog mentioned earlier, was also a fucking nuisance. They left the damn thing outside ALL DAY and ALL NIGHT, and he was one of those annoying as fuck greyhound-ish things that can't stop barking. The police were called multiple times by us and surrounding neighbors. Did she go and bitch at them? No. She came at us, with her "Y THE HELL U CALL THE POH-LEESE? I DI'INT DO NOTHING WRONG" among other things, and even had the nerve to complain about OUR lawn and the weeds on HER side of the fence even after we moved the damn pool. She even bought another fucking annoying dog; so annoyed by the both of them my grandpa with dementia bought a pellet rifle and would try to shoot at them with it. After taking it away and deciding it was wrong, my mom's boyfriend would just spray them with the hose. Even THAT brought more bitching by the dykes next door. They were also the type who had that just that one "male friend"; black but greying hair, skinny as fuck, one single piercing in each ear, said hair pulled back into a ponytail all the time and clad in a hat and glasses, whom one would expect to be a "Dungeon Master," if you catch my drift. Throughout the rest of the summer, we stopped doing anything in our back yard, always kept it nice, and yet still the bitching ensued. Eventually they found the wonders of HDTV and would blast their new tv as loud as they could, all whilst cackling as loud as their lungs would (presumably) allow. Was particularly nasty to myself, my grandpa, and my mom's boyfriend. Called us out all the time, harassed us, etc. Thank god a few months later she and her girlfriend moved away. Now there's some old lady I've never even seen that lives next door, who needs constant care I guess. Would have gladly lived next door to that crotchety lady than the dykes we did.

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just pepper your front lawn with bouncing betties and then call the cops to complain about their dog or something

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Originally Posted by rossmum

just pepper your front lawn with bouncing betties and then call the cops to complain about their dog or something

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Too late now for them, but I'll have to remember that for the next nuisances called neighbors :downs:

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/580/1247606729571.jpg

I still want to know why his hand is there.

Creep

how to catch a total bad kid

http://www.teamdrunkottawa.com/funna...s/skittles.jpg

this works in so many different ways.

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Originally Posted by DEEhunter

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/580/1247606729571.jpg

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Has this image ever been explained?

It's pretty obvious that he's fapping. To Harry. Who seems to have a broken arm.

E: disregard that, I completely missed whose arm it was.

It's obvious that he wanted to put his hand inside of something, but Harry appears to have taken his pocket, so he went for the next available place. Hence the generally perturbed look on his face. Stupid Harry, stealing his pockets...

I'm hoping that I wasn't the only one who noticed that Harry's arm bends twice...

http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...-of-robots.jpg

It's shopped, that's why it's never explained :P

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_z24Y_aeMsGE/SW...tional-pic.jpg
http://thechive.com/wp-content/uploa...-posters-1.jpg
http://demotivateyou.com/wp-content/...1220477278.jpg
http://www.thirdeyeconcept.com/demot...tivational.jpg


and one of my favorite:
http://www.motifake.com/demotivation...1221723258.jpg

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Originally Posted by Agnaiel

I'm hoping that I wasn't the only one who noticed that Harry's arm bends twice...

http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...-of-robots.jpg

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http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/5...7263442007.jpg

http://www.sauri.com/files/pics/stuff/gay-test.jpg

Anyone up for it?

What does it mean if I like neither of the two?

I'm not a big Dell fan.

Edit: Sniped by Syu.

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Originally Posted by annihilation

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/5...7263442007.jpg

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Everytime I read that I read it in a "Ahmed the Dead Terrorist" voice inside my head.

http://www.comedity.com/Comedity_files/177.jpg

Hold on to your seats, this is gonna blow you away :haw:

http://files.galador.org/pics/ferrous_wheel.jpg

argh science

idgi

Iron's symbol is Fe, and things containing iron are said to be ferrous (from the French word for iron, fer, unless I'm much mistaken)

I stealthily drew that on the board at the end of Chemistry class a few times. Sadly it's always erased by the next day. :smith:

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Originally Posted by rossmum

Iron's symbol is Fe, and things containing iron are said to be ferrous (from the French word for iron, fer, unless I'm much mistaken)

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Technically it's a latin root (which means you were wrong and right, considering that french is a romance language[derived from latin(here's another set of parenthesis)]) so you were both right and mistaken.

:eng101:

fuck latin that language is dead

OH THAT'S IT

I know what ferrous means, but I didn't make the connection that FE = iron (Although it comes from Latin, not French.) GRF ITSZUTAK. goddamn scientist nerds :maddowns:

anyway OT
http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/2...7635799936.jpg

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Originally Posted by Ifafudafi

OH THAT'S IT

I know what ferrous means, but I didn't make the connection that FE = iron. goddamn scientist nerds :maddowns:

anyway OT

http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/2...7635799936.jpg

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D:



E: great now it's at the top of the page
Augh, it was so terrible, I just had to spoiler it in your quote, my eyes, why'd you have to quote it with the image? :gonk: ~Reaper

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Originally Posted by itszutak

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E: great now it's at the top of the page

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20 or more posts per page = the way to go

Editin ur post for the sake of my eyes :gonk:

the original
http://theslackerz.com/Comics/069.jpg
But after a long time MIA some poor bastards have called on him once again.

dont copy that floppy.....2?
http://theslackerz.com/Comics/126.jpg

batman nanananananana batman!


When parking in a no parking zone...

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/4...enyouseeit.png
when you see it..

Hurr 666?

Heh.

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Originally Posted by Syuusuke

batman nanananananana batman!
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y17...in356/dark.jpg

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Oh shit, bin laden is on the move again... and this time he can fly!

:( Ive always wanted to skydive in bare feet

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/6060/jackoclosed.jpg
http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/2173/jackoopened.jpg
http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/9246/jackoplugged.jpg
http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/1701/jackorunning.jpg
http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/5...lovesjacko.jpg
http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/6849/jackogta3.jpg
:iamafag:
Original thread here

http://1.media.collegehumor.com/coll...e7cfd5fdaf.jpg

^ That is incredible. +rep.

Edit: Ninja'd by Rob. His post was pretty funny too. : )

well played retz

I got a diff version.

let see if i can find it here....

E: found it

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n...8/IMG_0044.jpg


and in addition
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n...8/IMG_0043.jpg

http://imgur.com/vDe67.png

The multiple gas price queries are also pretty funny.

The one above it is better. : /

"Why are all the black kids sitting together in the cafeteria?"

I'm sorry but I lol'd. I thought about it then I just lost it. :v:

http://www.timemachinego.com/linkmac...ouchofdoom.jpg

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Originally Posted by PopeAK49

http://www.timemachinego.com/linkmac...ouchofdoom.jpg

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rofl

http://thechive.com/wp-content/uploa...-answers-5.jpg
http://thechive.com/wp-content/uploa...nswers-2-1.jpghttp://thechive.com/wp-content/uploa...nswers-2-2.jpghttp://thechive.com/wp-content/uploa...nswers-2-5.jpghttp://thechive.com/wp-content/galle...mbers-1-16.jpg

Gay Mexican gangster!! Lmao + rep

Thanks, I love photo bombers.
Thanks, I love photo bombers.
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFi...149/821328.jpg
http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/situation.gif
http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictur...mon_sense0.jpg

The Bangbros question wins by FAR. Guess the kid couldn't think to close the damn window after he finished.

Your kid wants to be Lex Steele.
ROFL
LMAO
OMG

E: nvm

http://www.savagechickens.com/images/chickensurgery.jpg

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/1618/304fxq.jpg

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Originally Posted by OmegaDragon

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/1618/304fxq.jpg

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I hated when that happened, and it always did.

Oh I hate it when that happens.

oh god...

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Originally Posted by OmegaDragon

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/1618/304fxq.jpg

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Oh dude, I don't get that problem anymore, I so fucking amazing that i color coded all my
pieces into 6 separate buckets.

Edit: here's proof bitches.
http://screenshots.rd.to/files/435f1...9ebrq74gzv.JPG

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Originally Posted by Alwin Roth

Oh dude, I don't get that problem anymore, I so fucking amazing that i color coded all my
pieces into 6 separate buckets.

Edit: here's proof bitches.
http://screenshots.rd.to/files/435f1...9ebrq74gzv.JPG

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too many flat board legos imho

I should of done that when I was young, Losing the pieces I needed is why I got pissed and gave up legos.

I still want that old Collector's Edition Star Destroyer, but I didn't want to cuz I have no where to put it and no way to organize the pieces T.T

My Lego Mindstorm pieces got mixed in and I can't do inventory anymore.

My parents didn't get me Legos. They got me some ripoff pieces that were exactly like Legos, except about 4x larger.

To be fair, I have a brother with Autism, and my parents might have been worried about having tiny Lego pieces floating around the house, but I still am sad that I missed out on true Legos.

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Originally Posted by itszutak

too many flat board legos imho

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Needs more tiles and smooth pieces.

http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Talon...5878071115.jpg

http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Talon...2108453389.jpg

http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Talon...ff6b4e74_o.jpg

http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Talon...1f218042_o.jpg

http://drmcninja.com/issue15/15p14.jpg

http://imgur.com/m4nuz.gif

E:
http://cdnll-8.liveleak.com/s/18/med...8387989&rs=150
http://cdnll-8.liveleak.com/s/18/med...gotitwrong.jpg

Holy fuck.

Lando Calrissian?

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Originally Posted by ExAm

*Michael Jackson image snipped*
http://cdnll-8.liveleak.com/s/18/med...gotitwrong.jpg

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Somebody just posted that on another forum I happened to be browsing.

:conspiracy:

Looking at that picture, I'm just going to come out and say it: Fuck you Pepsi. Why was there fire in your advertisements? You had Michael Jackson. You had no need for fire. I bet you without your need for fancy fireworks, Time would have been slightly accurate.

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Originally Posted by rentafence

Lando Calrissian?

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Holy...

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Originally Posted by ExAm

E:
MJ
http://cdnll-8.liveleak.com/s/18/med...gotitwrong.jpg

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Rofl.

Also, I sprayed my lego's with metallic spray paint :eng101:
makes them easy to clean up.

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Originally Posted by Cagerrin

Needs more tiles and smooth pieces.
http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Talon...2108453389.jpg

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Is that a "Follow Me" car? Yay for my birth country's military : D.

http://thisisphotobomb.com/wp-conten...srslypants.jpg

D:

ROFL