uncomfortable moments in life

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Originally Posted by sleepy1212

I met my gf by that stump. :raise:


before that though, me and a previous gf were taking a road trip with the family, them in their car, us in ours. She was trying to give me road-head but we had these walkie-talkies and mom wouldn't stfu. finally after a while of radio silence, my gf went back to work and all of a sudden PSHHZZT BEEP!!! My mom was mad when i freaked out but the next exit was coming.

Only time i ragequit head.

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what?

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Originally Posted by blind

what?

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what do you mean what?

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Originally Posted by sleepy1212

what do you mean what?

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your post was dumb.

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Originally Posted by blind

your post was dumb.

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I don't see how.

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Originally Posted by sleepy1212

I don't see how.

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PSHHZZT BEEP!!!
:S

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Originally Posted by blind

PSHHZZT BEEP!!!
:S

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sorry. i see i grammatically massacred that post. I had a call on hold in my office. That was the sound of the walkie-talkie going off.

what?

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Originally Posted by blind

what?

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what do you mean what?

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Originally Posted by sleepy1212

what do you mean what?

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redo your post its really dumb

Fine, but i'm keeping the sound effects.

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Originally Posted by Sleepy1212

Me and a previous gf were taking a road trip with the family; them in their car, us in ours. My gf was trying to give me road-head but we had these walkie-talkies and my mom wouldn't stop calling us on them. Finally, after a while of radio-silence we figured she was done talking so my gf went back to 'work'. Suddenly "PSHZZT BEEP!" There goes the walkie-talkie again. It was my mom...again. I lost it. Totally aggravated I answered, "WHAT NOW!!?". Our next exit was coming up.

Only time i ragequit head.

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Originally Posted by blind

redo your post its really dumb

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PSHZZT BEEP!PSHZZT BEEP!PSHZZT BEEP!PSHZZT BEEP!PSHZZT BEEP!PSHZZT BEEP!PSHZZT BEEP!PSHZZT BEEP!PSHZZT BEEP!PSHZZT BEEP!PSHZZT BEEP!PSHZZT BEEP!PSHZZT BEEP!PSHZZT BEEP!:iamafag:

So, those last 10 or so posts kind of were terrible.

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Originally Posted by teh lag

So, those last 10 or so posts kind of were terrible.

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teh lag
no fun, no fun allowed

We still love him though right?


Also when the fuck did a walkie-talkie sound like that... it's more of a bee-da-deep for the "over" tone. and then nothing... who the fuck has white noise nowadays... upgrade your old HAM equipment bro.

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Originally Posted by teh lag

So, those last 10 or so posts kind of were terrible.

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why do you always hate on me

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Originally Posted by Kalub

We still love him though right?


Also when the fuck did a walkie-talkie sound like that... it's more of a bee-da-deep for the "over" tone. and then nothing... who the fuck has white noise nowadays... upgrade your old HAM equipment bro.

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Did already. I still have those. they're good radios but often they will quickly make a static noise then beep when someone presses the talk button. I think it might be channel overlap or being on a channel that's picking up other radios because they didn't do that when I used them in the Rockies and we were miles from civilization. We were driving through Baltimore when that particular incident occured.

I used to have these sweet cobras... but they died in a fire :(

In the morning when I go to school I take the bus. No not the yellow american buses but real German public transportation buses. Every now and again there will be these mentally challenged people that get on the bus, thats not usually part of the problem. One time I was sitting in the aisle seat while my friend had the window seat. The bus was very crowded and I didn't notice this challenged person next to me standing in the aisle. The bus driver slammed on the brakes and the guy just like reached around and his face was extremely close to mine, and he had that kinda smile his people normally have. Not knowing at first that he was the way he was, I got scared shitless and was extremely uncomfortable with the fact that my personal space just got completely invaded. My friend tried not to laugh while the person started mumbling and tried communicating with me through weird noises and laughter. He decided it was a good idea that every time the bus made any type of stop he had to come that close to my face again.

It lasted for a solid 5 minutes, that was the worst morning of my entire life.

basically you've got a phobia of people with intellectual disabilities? cool. :ugh:

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Originally Posted by rossmum

basically you've got a phobia of people with intellectual disabilities? cool. :ugh:

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http://the5thdimension.files.wordpre...etard-baby.jpg
Would you want this thing within inches of your face?

My school offers college education to the mentally disabled geared for getting them in the work force. And they bunch all of them together, so it's a daily thing to see them doing whatever.

I was talking to this chick in the lobby waiting for the bus to come and this retarded asian guy just comes from no where and literally gets a foot from her face and starts waving his hand. I believe he was trying to say hi but it was more of a urgherrrrrrrr then the guy that keeps them in check was like GET OVER HERE NOW.

There's another incident where I was taking a shit and this one retarded black guy walks in the bathroom ( I knew it was him , he has a distinctive voice) , well he just starts blurting out random shit as he defecates next to me. VIDEO GAMES! SEGA DREAM CAST, SONY PSP IS FUN.. etc

This other mentally ill guy fucking licked the keyboard in the computer commons while making these wierd ass noises.

I have more :downs: stories, but these two are the most recent.

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Originally Posted by blind

Would you want this thing within inches of your face?

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More than I'd want any given 'intelligent' member of the general public inches from my face. I tend to find that of all the people I've ever met, the ones who generally get cast off as retards are the least retarded of them all. At least it's because they have trouble learning rather than just not giving a flying fuck.

I actually held a pretty decent conversation with this one dude who apparently had Down's in a Westfield once. I didn't even notice. I got more sense out of him than I have from hundreds of supposedly smart adults.

I was a little early to my drawing class today. Walked in.. and there was an older man sitting on a stool. Completely Naked. I sat down and he stared at me and started talking about the scar on his stomach. Guess it was from when his appendix burst. Either way, 3 hours of my day today was spent drawing a naked man. Very uncomfortable :smith:

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Originally Posted by blind

Would you want this thing within inches of your face?

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And I thought I was a cold bastard in the other thread...you got me licked buddy.

uncomfy moments, blinds shock treatments, walkie talkies, mental retardation


mission accomplished
VVVVVRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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Originally Posted by PlasbianX

I was a little early to my drawing class today. Walked in.. and there was an older man sitting on a stool. Completely Naked. I sat down and he stared at me and started talking about the scar on his stomach. Guess it was from when his appendix burst. Either way, 3 hours of my day today was spent drawing a naked man. Very uncomfortable :smith:

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once this pretty cute chick who was modelling for an art class i was in started talking to me and we found out that we'd gone to the same school and then we were talking all kinds of shit and it was pretty cool

a bit odd i guess, but not really uncomfortable :allears:

then you find out shes your cousin

nope

two of my cousins are models and also identical twins though

well I knew a girl in highschool who I later discovered was my cousin. Fortunately I never hit on her. I'm just not attracted to redheaded girls. /hypocrite

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Originally Posted by ICEE

well I knew a girl in highschool who I later discovered was my cousin. Fortunately I never hit on her. I'm just not attracted to redheaded girls. /hypocrite

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i don't think iv ever met a redhead girl that was in her right mind or wasn't a total bitch. which predisposed me to not like them. same happened with black girls, tho Ashley is an exception shes whiter than me at times. other girls are like girl i be slapin da shit outa you iff it wenrt for my kid, now get your nappy ass weave outa my grill.

i also like as i wrote the part my spell check went woah woah woah slow down theres errors afoot.

Faggot.

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Originally Posted by rossmum

nope

two of my cousins are models and also identical twins though

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pix?

you wish :allears:

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Originally Posted by mech

Faggot.

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:iamafag:

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Originally Posted by ICEE

I'm just not attracted to redheaded girls. /hypocrite

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the fuck is wrong with you http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/em...ot-psyduck.gif

Went just outside of town last year to do some urban style off-roading with a buddy last year, we turned into an old gravel/cement mine because we were going to drive down into one of the mines and attempt to drive straight up the side. We turned around a stack of jersey barriers and there was a guy and girl completely naked in the back of their pickup truck fucking like mad doggy style.

We stopped.

They stopped.

Awkward stares were exchanged.

They freaked the fuck out and jumped out of the truck nude (guy still with a raging boner) and got into the cab and drove off.

We burst out laughing our asses off, but that awkward moment when we were all just staring at each other was pretty uncomfortable.

Edit: Oh, this one time when I was on a 6 week Cadet Pipes and Drums summer camp I really had to take a shit only to find the toilets on are floor had failed. Ran down to the floor below where the Cadets on basic 2 week courses were situated and promptly entered a stall and let loose, just after my gigantic load had released and I was sitting there in relief a basic Cadet came into one of the adjacent stalls and proceeded to fap loudly. He then tried to start up casual conversation with me... Very very uncomfortable since I was like 17 at the time and he was probably 12 or 13.

One time a guy on a forum that I was on lied about his sister dieing and thrown into a dumpster.

It was uncomfortable.

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Originally Posted by Freelancer

Went just outside of town last year to do some urban style off-roading with a buddy last year.

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So what year did this happen?

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Originally Posted by ICEE

So what year did this happen?

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Redundancy, I do it with my data, why not with my words?

Redundancy, I do it with my data, why not with my words?

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Originally Posted by Llama Juice

One time a guy on a forum that I was on lied about his sister dieing and thrown into a dumpster.

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I have a similar one.

There was a guy that lived in my dorm hall my freshman year of college, and one day he was all upset and crying, and he told us that his dad had died from strange circumstances and that his mother was arrested for suspected murder. It was a weird story, and we all kind of half-believed it.

Well, one of his friends had called his residence (apparently his grandparents lived with them) to send their condolences to the family.

His dad picked up the phone.

That same guy has now moved out of state and is currently living his life... as a woman.

Awkward.

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Originally Posted by Aerowyn

he told us that his dad had died from strange circumstances

His dad picked up the phone.

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than who was phone?

also strange disease did you say?
http://i470.photobucket.com/albums/r...eason-4_06.jpg

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Originally Posted by JPEG

:iamafag:

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not funny anymore hth

E: kyon come tell him something mean

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Originally Posted by Aerowyn

I have a similar one.

There was a guy that lived in my dorm hall my freshman year of college, and one day he was all upset and crying, and he told us that his dad had died from strange circumstances and that his mother was arrested for suspected murder. It was a weird story, and we all kind of half-believed it.

Well, one of his friends had called his residence (apparently his grandparents lived with them) to send their condolences to the family.

His dad picked up the phone.

That same guy has now moved out of state and is currently living his life... as a woman.

Awkward.

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got a similar one.


My Bro was going out with the Canadian chick.
apparently her dad was murdered in front of her and her mother so they moved them to australia for witness protection.
while in australia her older brother died in a car accident and her mother commited suicide 1 year later.
the story was she was living with her dead brother fiance and her parents.

bout 2 months later.
"hey wanna meet my family"
:raise:


Awkward.

My parents are both dead.

To me, since I was adopted at birth and don't know my real parents.

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Originally Posted by Freelancer

My parents are both dead.

To me, since I was adopted at birth and don't know my real parents.

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....son?

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Originally Posted by Aerowyn

That same guy has now moved out of state and is currently living his life... as a woman.

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it is u amirite? :cop:

Where the fuck do I start? Fuck it, ain't going to bother, will take me hours.

(What a pointless fucking post...)

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Originally Posted by Freelancer

My parents are both dead.

To me, since I was adopted at birth and don't know my real parents.

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Unless you were adopted at an older age where you could remember your birth parents, it is not the same thing. not even close