Random Funny Pictures

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Does...he...LOOK...like...a...BITCH?!

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Originally Posted by Pyong Kawaguchi

Her clitoris.l2females

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Looks liek a small tiny dick of a hermaphrodite in the picture. :realsmug:

Clitoris.
It grows (not to dick-size, but it still grows) when a woman is horny, just like how your dick does.
ANATOMY GEEK ALERT!
The clitoris is composed of the same type of tissue as the male's dick.

In embryonic stages, before a male's Y chromosome activates, we are all females, with vaginas and nipples. Once the Y chromosome activates, the testis "drop" from the stomach to the exterior of the would-be vagina into a little sac (this is why when you get kicked in the balls, you feel it in your stomach) and the clit develops into a fully-grown penis.
We keep the nipples; however, physical mammary glands RARELY develop, meaning that a male being able to give out breast milk is very rare.

Hermaphrodites are formed when the Y chromosome activates then deactivates; scientists speculate that homosexuality appears when the chromosome activates in the body but not the brain, meaning that the sexually active part of the brain "thinks" you're a girl for some reason during development, and thus you are attracted to other males. The brain normally catches this and fixes it AFTER the sexually active part of the brain has developed, meaning that that ONE part of the brain still thinks you're a girl for some strange reason.
For homosexuality in females the process is the same, it's just that the brain seems to "think" that they have a Y-chromosome when they don't.

As for transvestites and people who SWEAR that they are a member of the opposite sex when they aren't, its just that the brain never "realized" that a male, for example, was NOT a female.
:eng101:

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Originally Posted by rentafence

Not safe for anywhere

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Baby boomers. :downsrim:

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Originally Posted by Horns

Well there went my boner. :smith:

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That's what she...I mean he...said...I mean....:raise:

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Originally Posted by Horns

Then what's that pole shaped thing hanging above her vagina?

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Screencap and look closer.

http://zs1.smbc-comics.com/comics/20091110.gif

Silly comic, films like that don't actually exist.




Do they? :ohdear:

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/212...nginthispi.jpg

Wow, what a bunch of ass kissers.

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Originally Posted by klange

lol-worthy

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And I don't feel the least bit bad about laughing at that.

http://i37.tinypic.com/292mgqg.png

Where's the funny in that? I must be missing something.

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Originally Posted by Jean-Luc

Where's the funny in that? I must be missing something.

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Last i heard halo nor halo3 were RTS.

He probably just mistyped, meant to put the Wars in there, methinks. With that little fix, nothing would be amiss.

Maybe he thought Halo Wars was Halo 3?

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Originally Posted by paladin

Maybe he thought Halo Wars was Halo 3?

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Pretty big mistake.
Anyways, the new revolutionary mouse from apple.
http://www.geekologie.com/2007/04/mouse-mouse.jpg

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Originally Posted by =sw=warlord

Pretty big mistake.

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He talks of Halo 3, then goes onto a completely different game Halo Wars. Forgetting to say wars after halo was the only mistake.

yeah. jeeze, what an idiot

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Originally Posted by Heathen

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That was the only thing I laughed at on this whole page. There's something wrong with me (and this thread).

e: SMBC notwithstanding, and I already laughed at that earlier in the day when I was doing my webcomic rounds. I rest my case.

http://dedi-servers.net/ftp/dmt/jcrap.PNG

It's funny because it's true!

:iamafag:

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Originally Posted by Inferno

http://dedi-servers.net/ftp/dmt/jcrap.PNG

It's funny because it's true!

:iamafag:

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hahahahaahah

lol jcap

Heh. More like MADmin.

Baww admin is baww.
I miss zeph.

Wow. Um...

Wow. I guess rep is serious business after all

PS in case it wasn't clear that -rep was in jest
Hmm I'm starting to think that Inferno doesn't read ninja text

I did.

MW2 for jcap is serious business.

inferno and jcap are such cute lil gurlies ;]

Normally I'd be deleting posts and handing out infractions here, but this is actually funny.

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Originally Posted by p0lar_bear

Normally I'd be deleting posts and handing out infractions here, but this is actually funny.

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Wouldnt deleting a post just cancel the infraction in it self?:v:

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Originally Posted by p0lar_bear

Normally I'd be deleting posts and handing out infractions here, but this is actually funny.

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why bother making a cover up post instead of just saying you aren't a badmin

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Originally Posted by =sw=warlord

Wouldnt deleting a post just cancel the infraction in it self?:v:

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No, I have one from a nonexistent thread.

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Originally Posted by =sw=warlord

Wouldnt deleting a post just cancel the infraction in it self?:v:

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No.

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Originally Posted by =sw=warlord

Wouldnt deleting a post just cancel the infraction in it self?:v:

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no, go delete your most recent infracted post.

funny you should say that, heathen.

just a heads up. pfr does not constitute pornography in spoiler tags with "nsfw".

Me and some friends went to a mall today. My friend decided to buy an inflatable sex doll. We dressed it up.

http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z...o/Yowassup.jpg
Whats really disturbing is how easily the vagina turns into a penis. All it takes a little too much air...

We also shoved cigars in its mouth
http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z...entlemen-2.jpg
Gentlemen

We are mature

gentlemen.

Mentlegen.

bet you lot had way too much fun blowing her.:v:

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/6...7995152148.jpg

I just got a heart attack from looking at it.

http://boasas.com/boasas/508.gif

Forgot to post this:

http://www.modacity.net/forums/pictu...pictureid=1400

I snapped it and thought it was funny.

E: also, I snapped this for that "IRL Emotes Thread" a while back.

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CAPTAIN CAVEMANNNNNNNN

Oh thats nuthin.
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Thats me surrounded by women and a tiny asian baby.

None of those are mine, including the asian baby. The shoulder you see by my knees is mine. And no, that's a left shoulder.

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Originally Posted by Heathen

And no, that's a left shoulder.

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Who's left?

Zing

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Originally Posted by annihilation

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/6...7995152148.jpg

I just got a heart attack from looking at it.

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That looks so fucking delicious. I would do anything to have one right now.

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And they wonder why Activision doesn't take us seriously :saddowns:

lawl hypocrites.

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Originally Posted by Heathen

Oh thats nuthin.
Thats me surrounded by women and a tiny asian baby.

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Those are 10 year old girls not women hth.

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Originally Posted by Corndogman

Those are 10 year old girls not women hth.

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Actually they are 18, 19, and two 17's. Except the baby, Idfk.

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/8660/tonicwaterweb.jpg

D:

8D

I'm in.

http://www.lunatic.no/tihi_.jpg

Click if you dare.

http://z0r.de/?id=1397

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I'm not proud to be mexican right now. :saddowns:

she looks like violator

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Originally Posted by annihilation

I'm not proud to be mexican right now. :saddowns:

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:saddowns:

I hate chicks with those drawn-on eyebrows.

Do they seriously think it looks good?
Seriously?

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Originally Posted by English Mobster

I hate chicks with those drawn-on eyebrows.

Do they seriously think it looks good?
Seriously?

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I'm stuck on the lip liner with no lipstick part.

http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/9725/cutemedic.jpg

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Originally Posted by English Mobster

I hate chicks with those drawn-on eyebrows.

Do they seriously think it looks good?
Seriously?

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if they do it right they look good.

http://i.imgur.com/eaHOq.jpg

lol

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Originally Posted by blind

if they do it right they look good.

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I would love an example of this.

E: while searching "sexy drawn on eyebrows," I found this.

http://www.just-whatever.com/wp-cont...n-pictures.jpg

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Originally Posted by annihilation

I'm stuck on the lip liner with no lipstick part.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGOOlcdpfLg :smith:

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Originally Posted by Good_Apollo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGOOlcdpfLg :smith:

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"We have a few more layers for the Earth to like freeze over and explode."
:lmao:

Oh god. That was the funniest video I've ever seen.

E: Bitch test :lmao:
EE: Oh god there's too many thing I could quote from this video.

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The cock polishing reminded me of the Morning Wood episode on Robot Chicken.

Look back a few pages. I posted that already.

Look what I found.

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Originally Posted by DEEhunter

Look what I found.

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Saw it on rooster teeth's achievement hunters. :realsmug:

http://store.valvesoftware.com/produ...idayCards1.jpg
http://store.valvesoftware.com/produ...idayCards2.jpg

Lolol, kyooooot.

http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1258249635597.jpg

http://www.bolditalic.com/quotulatio...crosoft_Ad.jpg
Idk. A friend posted it to me on facebook.

^Ha ha, that's gold.

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s...l2pwnsHalo.jpg

Older than time and space.

Old, besides MC would win.

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Originally Posted by annihilation

Old, besides MC would win.

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Incorrect. Now remove yourself.

No, MC would win.

samus would win.

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Originally Posted by ICEE

samus would win.

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going to have to agree on that one. :-3

Yeah, that crowbar wouldn't do anything against either Samus or MCs armor.

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Originally Posted by ICEE

samus would win.

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If Samus had max health bars then she would most definitely win.

http://wickedglee.com/wp-content/upl.../super-wtf.jpg

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Originally Posted by ICEE

samus would win.

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qft

Even though MC has energy shields that regenerate, and a helmet over his head, and had severe bio-engineered enhancements.

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Originally Posted by Aßyll

qft

Even though MC has energy shields that regenerate, and a helmet over his head, and had severe bio-engineered enhancements.

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And Samus has armor so technologically advanced it's borderline magical, with energy shields that can take 20 times the punishment of the chiefs, and weapons capable of leveling whole buildings.

MC destroyed halo's power cores using his armor. I think he can take a hit from a crowbar. Let alone samus's lasers.

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Originally Posted by DEEhunter

MC destroyed halo's power cores using his armor. I think he can take a hit from a crowbar. Let alone samus's lasers.

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go make a samus vs MC vs gordon thread you guys, gosh

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Originally Posted by DEEhunter

MC destroyed halo's power cores using his armor. I think he can take a hit from a crowbar. Let alone samus's lasers.

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you imply that a hit from a crowbar is more powerful than the almighty wave beam?

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Originally Posted by ICEE

you imply that a hit from a crowbar is more powerful than the almighty wave beam?

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hey

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Originally Posted by Con

go make a samus vs MC vs gordon thread you guys, gosh

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