So the Westboro Baptist Church is coming to my school next month.

make a sign saying God hates Homophobes.

wear a cowboy hat.

Wow, I have never seen anyone who are as big of biggots as whoever wrote that flyer.

I say mooning.
And cowboy hat.
And a guy in a Jesus costume, throwing feces at them.

i say you should get a load of people with posters and badges saying "God hates bigots" and then give a copy to every protester there.

Get 2 guys to dress up as Jesus and Moses and have them make out with each other right infront of the Westboro Church Members.

Then do this:

It might be easier to make an idea with the entire school. It won't be a big enough impact if it's a small group of people; everyone's been doing that lately. Just get the whole school to run some prank, and create a horde like they've never seen before...

Eggs, flower, feathers, and TP.

En masse.

Wow. I Ctrl-F'd "god hates " on that page.

"god hates fags"

"god hates fag enablers"

"god hates china"

"god hates turkey" (assuming this is the country and not the delicious poultry)

"god hates the netherlands embassy"

"god hates the vast majority"

Well gentlemen it is settled. God is the emo kid of the universe.

Heres what you do: Dress up as all of those things. At once. I believe in your ability to find a way to do it.

Why don't you just play "What What"

Get a massive stereo to blast "So What" by anti-nowhere league. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sSj4MDnfrI
Lyrics:
Well, I've been to Hastings and I've been to Brighton
I've been to Eastbourne too
So what, so what
And I've been here, I've been there
I've been every fucking where
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little cunt

Well, who cares, who cares what you do
Yeah, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you

Well, I've fucked the queen, I've fucked Bach
I've even sucked an old man's cock
So what, so what
And I've fucked a sheep, I've fucked a goat
I rammed my cock right down its throat
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little fuck

Well, who cares, who cares what you do
And, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you

And I've drunk that, I've drunk this
I've spewed up on a pint of piss
So what, so what
I've had skag, I've had speed
I've jacked up until I bleed
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little cunt

Well, who cares, who cares what you do
Yeah, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you, you

A-hahaha!

Yeah!

I've had crabs, I've had lice
I've had the clap and that ain't nice
So what, so what
I've fucked this, I've fucked that
I've even fucked a school girl's twat
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little fuck

Well, who cares, who cares what you do
And, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you, you

So fucking what!


DO IT

Go to school in a wheelchair and have people say you're mute and hold a sign up that says "What did I do wrong god?"

Or make sexual advances on their children.