fucking Please lengthen your message to at least 1 characters.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob Oplawar
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fucking Please lengthen your message to at least 1 characters.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob Oplawar
:lmao:Quote:
Originally Posted by /tg/
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"Out of the mists of chaos he rides, bike in his crotch and sword at his side!
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Rider!
Doom Rider.
Na na, na na.
He fights his own war, takes his own track, If he doesn't bail he might make his points back!
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Rider!
Doom Rider.
Na na, na na.
Son of Slaanesh, full of desire, He does cocaine and his head's on fire!
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Rider!
Doom rider.
Na na, na na.
Fights with fury of a dozen men, Spends two turns on the field then he's gone again...
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Rider!
Doom Rider.
Na na, na na.
His bike squeals as it ploughs on through the nearest guard, His skull is flaming as his daemon sword gets hard!
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Rider!
Doom Rider.
Na na, na na.
He's a killer and he's bursting out for fun! Screaming off, now he's gone, someone rolled a one!"
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[23:16] Ollie: I have discovered a new scientific phenomena... Schrödinger's Beer.
[23:16] imod53: let's hear it
[23:16] Ollie: The state where you can't remember if you've drank 5 or all 6 of your cold ones in the fridge
[23:16] Ollie: It is not resolved until you open the drawer and check if there's one left.
[23:17] Ollie: Luckily tonight, there was one left.
5 or 6?
what madness is this!
Oh yes, he is quite mad. He is a philosophy major :downs:Quote:
Originally Posted by ßðÐŻÍ££å
sounds awfully familiar to the "do you feel lucky punk" scenario.
:highfive:Quote:
HENRY . says:
wow
t3h m00kz says:
Wow indeed
t3h m00kz says:
What a fucking bad kid
HENRY . says:
M00ks.
HENRY . says:
You fucking moron.
t3h m00kz says:
Bad kid.
t3h m00kz says:
You fucking moron.
HENRY . says:
Blow me kid.
HENRY . says:
Please.
HENRY . says:
lolz
t3h m00kz says:
What if I said no?
t3h m00kz says:
And told you you're a piece of shit wannabe who's never gonna go pro?
HENRY . says:
Im gonna rape you kid.
HENRY . says:
So fucking hard.
t3h m00kz says:
You WOULD rape another man you fucking homosexuala.
HENRY . says:
I know.
HENRY . says:
Oh well im gonna rape your mom and your girl.
HENRY . says:
A so fucking pro rape.
t3h m00kz says:
Too bad. My mom's dead and I'm gay.
t3h m00kz says:
So what now
HENRY . says:
That is sad ;(
t3h m00kz says:
Wow kid.
t3h m00kz says:
I can't believe you took me seriously.
t3h m00kz says:
Go fucking stuff a rusty razor blade up your ass durring a hemeroid flare up.
t3h m00kz says:
While eating glass.
t3h m00kz says:
You fucking faggot.
t3h m00kz says:
Get the fuck out of my game
HENRY . says:
lmao
HENRY . says:
ahahaha
t3h m00kz says:
My uncle made Halo.
HENRY . says:
i love u
t3h m00kz says:
<3
HENRY . says:
seriosuly.
HENRY . says:
<3
t3h m00kz says:
Seriously.
t3h m00kz says:
<3
t3h m00kz says:
Now suck me.
it's so beautiful :lmao:Quote:
Originally Posted by Burnie Burnz from RvB, Title = Durnk
British kids: You got terrorist attacked on 911. *Lots of laughing.
American: kk. You sit at home having tea-time and lost the only thing keeping you big in this world during the 1450-1750 period by a bunch of rednecks dressed in blue coats.
British Kids: STFU!
Actually had two kids from Europe say that line over Live for no reason. I only said that I was from the U.S and they went off laughing about how we got attacked on 9/11. I then said the above for the most part (it was a while back) and they started the last line. I lmaod. See, Europeans and Americans have problems don't we? [/conspiracy]
*If you're from the U.K., I didn't mean for this to offend you if it did. It was a real case scenario to show that some Europeans kids are just as ridiculous as some American kids.
(6:23:21 PM) Heathen: are mexicans the negro's of texas?
(6:23:40 PM) Sim: yeah, cept in houston where the negros are the negros
(6:23:50 PM) Heathen: HAHA
[19:44:16] * RC4life (mibbit@ool-44c02507.dyn.optonline.net) has joined #modacity
[19:44:16] * ChanServ sets mode: +v RC4life
[19:44:27] <RC4life> hallo?
[19:44:30] <RC4life> hello*
[19:45:08] <RC4life> anyone here?
[19:45:11] <RC4life> whoa
[19:45:15] <RC4life> why is it yellow?
[19:45:35] <RC4life> anyone there?
[19:45:42] <RC4life> oh i fixed it its not yellow anymore
[19:46:18] <tpblind> stfu
[19:46:29] <RC4life> of course...
[19:46:38] <Haruhi> tpblind you take care of him for me, thnx babe
[19:46:41] <Haruhi> /tf2
[19:47:25] <RC4life> i have a question...
[19:47:50] <RC4life> anyone have any gamertag ideas with the word phoenix in it?
[19:48:04] <tpblind> phoenixfaggot
[19:48:54] <RC4life> -.-
[19:49:25] <RC4life> why is everyone always an asshole?
[19:50:01] * RC4life (mibbit@ool-44c02507.dyn.optonline.net) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
rofl
LOLz. A question that will never really be answered for good.
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[17:42] Ollie: Oh my god
[17:42] Ollie: Best prank ever
[17:42] Ollie: This reminds me of something my friend once did to his brother. They were driving home on the interstate one night, and his brother, who was in the front passenger seat, fell asleep. So my friend pulled off the road at a truck stop, parked directly in front of a semi truck facing it head on, and screamed as loud as he could.
His brother almost had a heart attack.
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Originally Posted by blind
"You must spread reputation around before giving it to Blind again."
FFFFFFFFFFF
That's fucking awesome. I'm so doing that the next time I drive and park at a rest stop.Quote:
Originally Posted by ExAm
in regards to the "Draw with me" thread
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(10:21:00 PM) ICEE: i drew a magnificent squirtle
(10:21:04 PM) ICEE: then all of a sudden its cocks
(10:21:11 PM) Heathen: HAHAHA
Yes... I noticed that too...
my dad was driving with his brother in-law one day when he screamed LOOK OUT!!!!! as loud as he can.
then softly explained that there was a lookout sign post back that way and the look out was a couple k's down the road to the right.
He's never gotten over it
fucking El oh el.
Fine, HeathAn, DON'T post our convo. MAKE me self-quote.
Gosh.
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An Angry Mudkip: TELL YOUR REP BUDDIES TO REP ME! >.<
heathenhero: LOLOL
An Angry Mudkip: i have candy
heathenhero: its funnnn
heathenhero: HAHA
heathenhero: they will get raped
An Angry Mudkip: its in my basement
An Angry Mudkip: come on Bod
An Angry Mudkip: have this popsicle
heathenhero: BJHAHA
An Angry Mudkip: its in my pants
heathenhero: all the reps I got today
heathenhero: lemmec outn
An Angry Mudkip: it has a white cream filling
heathenhero: 8
heathenhero: today
An Angry Mudkip: dont you wanna suck on it?
heathenhero: alone
An Angry Mudkip: mhm... yeah... Bod... yeah...
An Angry Mudkip: now let me put this popsicle up ur ass
An Angry Mudkip: dont cry now
An Angry Mudkip: dont scream
An Angry Mudkip: or i'll kill you
heathenhero: LUL
An Angry Mudkip: oh yeah
An Angry Mudkip: grab a pillow and clench your teeth bod
An Angry Mudkip: im going in dry
An Angry Mudkip: yeah
An Angry Mudkip: yeah
An Angry Mudkip: yeah
An Angry Mudkip: YEAAAAAAH
An Angry Mudkip: how'd that feel Bod?
An Angry Mudkip: u like that?
An Angry Mudkip: have some more
An Angry Mudkip: ugh
An Angry Mudkip: ugh
An Angry Mudkip: ugh
An Angry Mudkip: ugh
heathenhero: HAHHA
heathenhero: omg
An Angry Mudkip: ive almost finished Bod
An Angry Mudkip: i know it hurts, but there's candy at the end
An Angry Mudkip: yeah
An Angry Mudkip: yeah
An Angry Mudkip: YEAH
An Angry Mudkip: ok, bod, hurry, open up your mouth for the candy!
An Angry Mudkip: oh... yeah...
An Angry Mudkip: its nice and warm candy, huh Bod?
An Angry Mudkip: uh! i have some more!
An Angry Mudkip: yeah.....
An Angry Mudkip: ok
An Angry Mudkip: run home now bod
An Angry Mudkip: the pain will go away in a couple days
An Angry Mudkip: but dont tell anyone
An Angry Mudkip: OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU
what is it with people and gay fantasies of me .__.
bitches got the roles backwards for starters
Self quoting makes me e-cool ~:awesome:>Quote:
Originally Posted by n00b1n8R
C'mon Bod, let's go get some popsicles, k?Quote:
Originally Posted by ßðÐŻÍ££å
u r mein biatch
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(09:29:44 PM) ren.zerochan@gmail.com: I think Emerald Lagasse did WTC did WTC
(09:29:48 PM) ren.zerochan@gmail.com: And Jews
(09:30:06 PM) ren.zerochan@gmail.com: Cos his might three letter words can make a fucking awesome dish.
(09:30:13 PM) ren.zerochan@gmail.com: Why can't it off a fucking building.
(09:30:33 PM) ren.zerochan@gmail.com: Emerald was probably eating a crappy hotdog and he thought it was pretty good.
(09:30:43 PM) ren.zerochan@gmail.com: So he unleashed his word
(09:30:44 PM) ren.zerochan@gmail.com: BAM
(09:30:46 PM) ren.zerochan@gmail.com: So like
(09:31:03 PM) ren.zerochan@gmail.com: Bin laden got a hold of these mighty words across the ocean.
(09:31:18 PM) ren.zerochan@gmail.com: Now everyone respects Emerald cos he's Itallian or some shit
(09:31:44 PM) ren.zerochan@gmail.com: So out of respect, he offered the WTC to the all mighty Emerald
(09:31:53 PM) ren.zerochan@gmail.com: A++++
(09:32:12 PM) OasisGamesCom: Who the fuck is Emerald?
(09:32:17 PM) OasisGamesCom: You mean Emeril?
(09:32:17 PM) ren.zerochan@gmail.com: That cook guy.
(09:32:20 PM) ren.zerochan@gmail.com: Yeah
(09:32:21 PM) ren.zerochan@gmail.com: Fuck
(09:32:23 PM) OasisGamesCom: Dumbass.
(09:32:30 PM) ren.zerochan@gmail.com: Lol
(09:32:35 PM) ren.zerochan@gmail.com: You got me.
:awesome:Quote:
Shut Up I Hack You
By "Elch"; originally posted on Slashdot
In case you don't speak German (just as this hacker), I've tried a little translation to English. I might have made some spelling errors, but the original spelling wasn't perfect either. The guy really said "buy buy" in the German version.
For information:
- The dangerous hacker is called bitchchecker and the one being hacked and original author of the comments, who is talking here, is known as Elch.
- 127.0.0.1 is always the IP address of the computer you're currently using; any request there will return to your computer.
- Notice that in Germany we get Daylight Savings Time (DST) earlier than in the US.
The story starts (I'm shortcutting here) with a kid insulting everyone on the #stopHipHop IRC channel. Most people there believed it was rather funny, but it got even more funny...
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> why do you kick me
<bitchchecker> can't you discus normally
<bitchchecker> answer!
<Elch> we didn't kick you
<Elch> you had a ping timeout: * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
<bitchchecker> what ping man
<bitchchecker> the timing of my pc is right
<bitchchecker> i even have dst
<bitchchecker> you banned me
<bitchchecker> amit it you son of a bitch
<HopperHunter|afk> LOL
<HopperHunter|afk> shit you're stupid, DST^^
<bitchchecker> shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
<bitchchecker> for two weaks already
<bitchchecker> when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
<Elch> You're a real computer expert
<bitchchecker> shut up i hack you
<Elch> ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are ^^
<bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then you're dead
<Elch> Eh, it's 129.0.0.1
<Elch> or maybe 127.0.0.1
<Elch> yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for you great attack
<bitchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
<Elch> Now I'm frightened
<bitchchecker> shut up you'll be gone
<bitchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
<bitchchecker> say goodbye
<Elch> to whom?
<bitchchecker> to you man
<bitchchecker> buy buy
<Elch> I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP address in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure.
I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you'd be gone
<Metanot> lol
<Elch> bitchchecker: Then try hacking me again... I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
<bitchchecker> you're so stupid man
<bitchchecker> say buy buy
<Metanot> ah, [Please control your cussing] off
<bitchchecker> buy buy elch
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve...
Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch
<Metanot> bitchchecker how old are you?
<Elch> What's up bitchchecker?
<bitchchecker> you have a frie wal
<bitchchecker> fire wall
<Elch> maybe, i don't know
<bitchchecker> i'm 26
<Metanot> such behaviour with 26?
<Elch> how did you find out that I have a firewall?
<Metanot> tststs this is not very nice missy
<bitchchecker> because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
<bitchchecker> be a man turn that shit off
<Elch> cool, didn't know this was possible.
<bitchchecker> thn my virus destroys your pc man
<Metanot> are you hacking yourselves?
<Elch> yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me
<Metanot> he bitchchecker if you're a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
<bitchchecker> yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
<Metanot> what firewall do you have?
<bitchchecker> like a girl
<Metanot> firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it...you girl^^
<He> Bitch give yourself a jackson and chill you're letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
<bitchchecker> turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er
<Elch> Noo
<Metanot> he bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off
<bitchchecker> you're afraid
<bitchchecker> i don't wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
<bitchchecker> elch turn off your shit wall!
<Metanot> i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that's an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
<bitchchecker> shut up
<Metanot> lol
<bitchchecker> my grandma surfs with fire wall
<bitchchecker> and you suckers think you're cool and don't dare going into the internet without a fire wall
He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn't let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don't have a firewall at all, only my router.
<Elch> bitchchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
<Metanot> bitchhacker can't hack
<Black<TdV>> nice play on words ^^
<bitchchecker> wort man
<Elch> bitchchecker: I'm still waiting for your attack!
<Metanot> how many times again he is no hacker
<bitchchecker> man do you want a virus
<bitchchecker> tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
<Metanot> lol ne give it up i'm a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you're no hacker..^^
<Elch> 127.0.0.1
<Elch> it's easy
<bitchchecker> lolololol you so stupid man you'll be gone
<bitchchecker> and are the first files being deleted
<Elch> mom...
<Elch> i'll take a look
In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?
<bitchchecker> don't need to rescue you can't son of a bitch
<Elch> that's bad
<bitchchecker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
<Elch> yes, there's nothing i can do about it
<bitchchecker> and in 20 seconds f: is gone
Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn't matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. bitchchecker was comforting me with a music tip.
<bitchchecker> tupac rules
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too
Drive E:? Oh my god... All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted....
Or isn't it happening on my computer?
<bitchchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
<He> why doesn't meta say anything
<Elch> he's probably rolling on the floor laughing
<Black<TdV>> ^^
<bitchchecker> your d: is gone
<He> go on BITCH
The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! Bitchchecker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I'll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.
<bitchchecker> elch man you're so stupid never give your ip on the internet
<bitchchecker> i'm already at c: 30 percent
Should I tell him he's not attacking my computer?
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
Too late... It's 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias "bitchchecker". We see that he has a "Ping timeout".
We haven't seen him since then... must be the Daylight Saving Time.
E: my friend ollie is on a roll in this thread
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[20:17] imod53: so on the forum i go to, someone set up a flash drawing canvas any one can edit at any time
[20:18] imod53: everyone is constantly drawing cocks
[20:18] Ollie: My parents have pretty much learned that if I'm not drinking directly out of a can, it's alcoholic
[20:18] Ollie: Heh
[20:18] Ollie: Like Picto-cock at PAX
[20:18] Ollie: You'd be amazed at how that is
[20:18] Ollie: We're talking 3d penises with individually drawn hairs and realistic shading
[20:19] imod53: O_o
[20:19] Ollie: Yeah
[20:19] Ollie: It's like the rembrants of homoerotica
[20:20] imod53: i'm intrigued
[20:20] imod53: i wonder what the sexually related version of morbid curiosity is
[20:21] Ollie: I don't know but I know it leads to horrible places.
i'm fuckign sigging that exam.
thats poetically beautiful
He buys a bong, and tells me?Quote:
(05:44:25 PM) Kevin Lange {Endr.in}: Is it a set of shot glasses?
(05:44:30 PM) Jarocks: closer
(05:44:42 PM) Kevin Lange {Endr.in}: Is it a bong?
(05:44:45 PM) Jarocks: YES
(05:44:51 PM) Kevin Lange {Endr.in}: Did you buy a bong?
(05:44:54 PM) Jarocks: yes
(05:44:56 PM) Jarocks: i did
(05:45:00 PM) Jarocks: and am happy as hell
Note: The hint he gave was "it's made of glass and it's fun".
ROFL, that's Joe for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by AdmiralBacon
Come on duder. :cop:Quote:
Terrence says:
remember that time you dissabled your rep?
Terrence says:
lol.
bodzilla says:
yeah i do
bodzilla says:
i only re-enabled it cause it didnt make any difference
bodzilla says:
people still +rep or -repped me
bodzilla says:
plud i prefer to know what people agree with and what they dont
Terrence says:
dare you to dissable it for a month
Terrence says:
double dare you
bodzilla says:
i'll do it if you do it
Terrence says:
i knew you'd say that
Terrence says:
AND I ACCEPT!
bodzilla says:
but my birthdya is in 2 weeks
bodzilla says:
DL
bodzilla says:
D:
Terrence says:
i accidentally my green boxes
Terrence says:
your turn
E:
http://www.netstate.com/states/symb/...en_chicken.jpgQuote:
Terrence says:
DO IT FAGGOT
Terrence says:
tick tock
Terrence says:
disable that shit yo
Terrence says:
come on you maggot
bodzilla says:
cant talk
bodzilla says:
wow'in
Bod has a large cock?
Wow, what a nice statement Noob. Didn't know you had it in ya.
hehehe.Quote:
Originally Posted by n00b1n8R
i'll get round to it, trying to organise a raid ftl
Somehow I don't feel very original anymore.
:saddowns:
you never where <3
Is the new cool thing disabling your rep or something?
I guess it's a cool idea, you are not judged by the color of your bars, but by the content of your posts :downs:
WHAT
Except everyone knows how many bars you have already... =/Quote:
Originally Posted by ExAm
Join us, ExAm! We have cake!
Yeah. I have one black bar. /smartassQuote:
Originally Posted by The Dark Side
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Originally Posted by 357824
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Originally Posted by 357825
From the New Flood http://s4.zetaboards.com/New_Flood/forum/26317/Quote:
Originally Posted by 357826
Can't post the thread, it's NSFW, someone actually put up pictures of a hephrodite in page 4 of the thread :gonk:.
In which you have to sign up for. Not gonna do it.
It's easy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Syuusuke
For those of you who don't know what it is, it's a website that was founded and has the older members of the bungie.net flood forums.
Can't argue with cake! :awesome:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob Oplawar
EwwwwwwwwwwwwwQuote:
Originally Posted by ExAm
Pie beats cake by a long shot.
o/Quote:
Originally Posted by ExAm
Intercept interception! \oQuote:
Originally Posted by ßðÐŻÍ££å
hf \oawwww darn
(10:38:12 PM) Travis: you taintsucking babyraper.....
(10:41:03 PM) roonillwazlibb: Let me tell you what I wanna do, let me show you that I'm feelin' you. Wanna sex ,wanna ride with you, wanna taste, wanna put my lips all over you. Can't get enough of you, always take care of you. So sweet, so very wet, so good, boy you make me sweat. Boy I'm talkin' 'bout peaches and cream. I need it cause you know that I'm a fiend, gettin' freaky in my Bentley limousine. It's even better when it's with ice cream, know what I mean peaches and cream.
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thejuicyllama
you passed your 1 year anniversary for the HRH thread not too long ago btw
thejuicyllama
lol
waveoflag
what
waveoflag
you're fucking kidding me
thejuicyllama
haha
thejuicyllama
Jan 28th
waveoflag
that shit's been going on for a year?
waveoflag
oh my god
AGT blueNDN: Dom is just gonna sneak up behind Marcus one day an whisper "It doesn't matter how much you kick or scream, its still gonna happen"
About 75 tacos: wow...
AGT blueNDN: stop kicking, it only makes it harder on the boh of us
About 75 tacos: thats a no no
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The above happened when me and my friend AGT blueNDN were playing gears of war 2, another friend in our party chat made a few comments I don't think the children should see
HELLO HELLO?Quote:
Originally Posted by Llama Juice
WHERE IN A PLACE CALLED VERTIGO!
:eng101:Quote:
Originally Posted by ßðÐŻÍ££å
GFTO N00B ->
/wrists
(8:52:56 PM) Sim: i shall post it on myspace
(8:53:00 PM) Sim: as a threat
(8:53:02 PM) Sim: to all who hate mew
(8:53:12 PM) Heathen: mew is my favourite pokemon
(8:53:19 PM) Sim: lol
(8:53:20 PM) Sim: me*
what a shame...
[19:03] DEElekgolo: for taking the side of that fag for something you didnt know about with completely biased opinions. You are now blocked.
[19:03] K23: k
Funny part is he did know.
You're being parasitic. Leave.
as long as we're on the subject of GoW,
best quote ever.Quote:
Dom: Did you guys hear that?
Marcus: It's just the wind...
Dom: Yeah, right. When was the last time the wind said "Hostiles!" to you?
:downs:Quote:
[20:08] Ollie: BEST GAME EVER MADE
[20:09] Ollie: A pirate ship filled with ninja versus a spaceship manned by wizards? It's the kind of stuff you'd find airbrushed on the side of a van 30 years ago.
[20:09] Ollie: love that quote
[20:09] imod53: a pirate ship filled with ninjas!?
[20:09] imod53: my good man, that's blasphemy!
[20:10] Ollie: Obviously you've encountered the deadly Ninjirate.
[20:10] Ollie: His stealth is somewhat impeded by his pegleg
[20:10] Ollie: But he's not a force to be trifled with
"It's probably a lot of work to make the [Sandbox tools of Little Big Planet] user-friendly and create an online sharing system for it all, but it's an awful lot of effort when all you are ultimately doing is creating a big blank wall for people to scribble huge cartoon cocks on." -Yahtzee on Little Big Planet
BHAHA:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob Oplawar
[22:12:28] neuroxce: dicksnot
[22:12:42] plasbianx1337: u
[22:12:47] plasbianx1337: no you! D:<
[22:19:05] neuroxce: want to hear a story?
[22:19:10] plasbianx1337: Sure
[22:19:29] neuroxce: I've saved my semen in a plastic bottle before
[22:19:35] neuroxce: thing is
[22:19:36] plasbianx1337: oO
[22:19:58] neuroxce: i didn't exactly keep it in my frige or anything to keep it in its original form
[22:20:06] neuroxce: i just tossed it in a box under my bed
[22:20:16] neuroxce: well a friend of mine comes over
[22:20:23] neuroxce: and we're hangin out
[22:20:30] neuroxce: and i remember my bottle
[22:20:38] neuroxce: its been like, idk, a month?
[22:20:53] neuroxce: i tell him about it, and i pull it out
[22:20:54] plasbianx1337: lol..
[22:20:57] neuroxce: dude
[22:21:10] neuroxce: It was brown.
[22:21:12] neuroxce: not white
[22:21:30] neuroxce: i mean, like a dark deep brown
[22:21:48] neuroxce: well he dared me to take the cap off slightly, and take a whiff
[22:21:52] plasbianx1337: wtf
[22:22:01] neuroxce: uhm, dood.
[22:22:05] neuroxce: guess what
[22:22:14] neuroxce: i just took the cap barely
[22:22:21] neuroxce: and instantly
[22:22:27] neuroxce: I didn't smell anything.
[22:22:33] neuroxce: I felt it.
[22:22:41] neuroxce: like a brick hit me in the face
[22:22:48] neuroxce: and tried to crawl up my nose
[22:23:18] neuroxce: needless to say, he dealt him out too, and he was across the room on the other side
[22:23:23] plasbianx1337: o___O
[22:23:26] neuroxce: it dealth*
[22:23:29] neuroxce: dealt*
[22:23:30] neuroxce: bah
[22:23:32] neuroxce: but yeah
[22:23:46] neuroxce: i can honestly say that i've smelt Death
[22:23:50] neuroxce: in smell form
[22:24:11] neuroxce: a field of dead rotting babies might have been a field of flowers
[22:24:17] neuroxce: but yeah
[22:24:23] neuroxce: cool story, etc
[22:24:36] neuroxce: i've yet to decide what to do with it
[22:24:57] neuroxce: i think i should take it to school with me and since i get there early and noone is there
[22:25:11] neuroxce: i should put it behind some books in the library, and leave the cap off
[22:25:14] neuroxce: :3
Doom has a plot?Quote:
Basically DOOM 1 was "Oh shit we're invaded" then everyone dies except you. Since you can't fly the shuttle back to Earth to save yourself, you decide to try to clear out the base.
You kinda do, except you get ambushed and die. Because the base on Deimos is actually a part of hell now, that's where you "respawn" in hell.
You clear out THAT base and its new commander and actually go to the outer levels of old school hell. Again, you clear THAT shit out, holy shit, and kill the guy leading the invasion on mars. The guy leading Hell basically gives you a teleporter to earth so that you'll stop messing shit up. That's right, HELL BROUGHT YOU BACK TO LIFE BECAUSE YOU KICKED ITS ASS.
Then you teleport to earth and OH SHIT DEMONS ARE HERE TOO! Apparently you meet the last few survivors and get them onto a space ship so they can get the fuck out of dodge. The problem is, the base where the launch button is? Overrun by demons.
You clear THOSE demons out, launch the ship and save humanity. You're such a stone cold badass holy shit. Because you're tired as fuck, you decide to lie down and rest. Then some douche commander says "So yeah, thanks and all. Oh yeah, we found out where they're coming from. Its your hometown." So you get the fuck back up.
THEN you fight your way to your hometown and find where the demons are coming from. Do you go through the portal? Shit yeah you do, holy shit there are still demons to kill motherfucker.
So you fight your way through the SERIOUS part of hell, then kill SATAN. Unless Plutonia/TnT are considered canon. Then its just some bigass guy that's like Satan's best friend, and you never kill Satan.
And that is why the Doomguy is the single most powerful human in the history of all games
i loved doom.
it shook me all night long.
[20:30] Brockian Cricket: Timmy won't tell me what happens in soul eater. ;-; It makes me mad cause if certain characters die/go evil/etc I'd stop watching o.o; And I don't want to watch to find out.
[20:31] TeeKupHalofan: OMG LIZ
[20:31] TeeKupHalofan: OH
[20:31] TeeKupHalofan: MY
[20:31] TeeKupHalofan: GAWD
[20:31] Brockian Cricket: What? O.o
[20:31] TeeKupHalofan: http://www.relaxia.cz/galerie/nuclea...e%2012_jpg.jpg
[20:32] Brockian Cricket: what about it? O.o
[20:32] TeeKupHalofan: GOJIRA
[20:32] TeeKupHalofan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6qAIaqK3_Q
[20:33] TeeKupHalofan: OMG MOTHRA
[20:33] TeeKupHalofan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brU1K1zAE-c
[20:33] Brockian Cricket: What did I do to you? ;-;
Its fun screwing with liz.
Quote:
This is too true to be funny...
The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money.
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases.
A.
A billion seconds ago it was 1959.
B
A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.
C
A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.
D
A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.
E.
A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.
While this thought is still fresh in our brain... let's take a look at New Orleans .... It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division.
Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D) is presently asking Congress for 250 BILLION DOLLARS to rebuild New Orleans .. Interesting number... what does it mean?
A
Well... if you are one of the 484,674 residents of New Orleans (every man, woman, and child) you each get $516,528.
B
Or... if you have one of the 188,251 homes in New Orleans , your home gets $1,329,787.
C.
Or... if you are a family of four... your family gets $2,066,012.
Imagine, now $700 billion bailing out banks in the US . That's enough to fund the complete medical care for every man, woman and child currently alive in the US for 11 years!!
50 billion to bail out the auto industry??? Washington , D.C. & Ottawa ON. HELLO!!! Are all your calculators broken??
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL License Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax , Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Tax
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property y Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax (Truckers)
Sales Taxes
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax upon Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
Income Tax
Everything Tax or even NSW Taxes
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY???
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago... and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt... We had the largest middle class in the world.. and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What happened? Can you spell 'politicians!'
And I still have to press '1' for English.
I hope this goes around the US & CANADA or AUSTRALIA at least 1 billion times.
lol a bit exaggerated but funny.
dootQuote:
Originally Posted by n00b1n8R
I love messing with duce.Quote:
roboplawar (4:57:32 PM): yo duce
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roboplawar (4:58:09 PM): haha, sorry, no, i'm just yanking your chain
il Duce Primo7 (4:58:28 PM): fuck yourself
uhhhh that was Baird not Dom.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob Oplawar
No that was Dom pooky.
Teek knows all about dom. :pervert:
some guy on youtube:
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... fucking bots.... literally.Quote:
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The Juicy Llama says: (7:00:31 PM)
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The Juicy Llama says: (7:00:55 PM)
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The Juicy Llama says: (7:01:07 PM)
As if the rest hasn't been an auto response thing anyhow...
Uh, what?Quote:
Originally Posted by v2920
Also, use [quote] tags.
Oh lawds, i'ma self-quote
I never knew maths could be lulzQuote:
Originally Posted by ExAm and I on msn
Star Wars quotes made better by the addition of "pants". Taken from a site in which they were ranked with the best at the top and the worst at the bottom, so the bottom ones kinda suck.
Quote:
I find your lack of pants disturbing.
You are unwise to lower your pants.
Your pants, you will not need them.
Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
The Force is strong in my pants.
I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.
In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering
Governer Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pants.
I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants.
Pull up! All pants pull up!
A disturbance in the pants. I have not felt this since near my old master...
That blast came from the pants! That thing's operational!
I sense the conflict within you. Let go of your pants!
He has no time for smugglers who drop their pants first sign of Imperials
I've just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of our pants forever
Alderan is peaceful, we have no pants!
These aren't the pants you're looking for.
Looks like someone's beginning to take an interest in your pants.
The pants will be down in moments, sir, you can begin your landing
"I want them alive. No pants." -Vader
Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
Your pants can deceive you, don't trust them
Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your pants.
I am altering the pants. Pray that I don't alter them any further
Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
The Pants are what gives a Jedi his power
Luke, help me take these pants off. -(dying) Darth Vader
I'm taking Captain Solo ... and his pants
"Don't do that, my pants are dirty." "My pants are dirty, too."
Away with your pants, I mean you no harm!
Search your pants, you know it to be true.
Han'll have those pants down - we've gotta give him more time!
You are part of the rebel alliance, and a traitor. Take her pants!
Tell that to Jabba. If you're lucky he might only take your pants.
Will somebody please get this walking carpet out of my pants!
He is most displeased with your apparent lack of pants
It appears you are to be the main course at a banquet in my pants
I'm not in this for your revolution, I'm in it for the pants
Look at the size of those pants!
We've got to get a reading on those pants, Up or Down.
So long ago, when all we had was our love. No politics, no plotting, no pants.
The emperor asks the impossible. I need more pants.
There's no mystical energy field that controls my pants
Curse my metal pants.
General Tarkin, I thought I recognized your foul pants...
I don't think the Empire had wookiees in mind when they designed pants
Search your pants, Luke. You know it's true.
And I thought pants smelled bad . . . on the OUTSIDE. Ahh!
The pants can have a strong influence on weak minds
I only hope that when the pants are analyzed a weakness can be found
Judge me by my pants, do you?
See through pants, we can.
You can waste time with your pants when your chores are done.
I seek an audience with your greatness to bargain for Solo's pants
Commander, tear this ship apart until you've found those pants!
Have you been in many pants?
Though I never thought I would be smuggling pants.
I felt a great disturbance in the Pants.
Yeah, well droids aren't known for ripping pants off when they loose!
"I happen to like nice pants."
Jabba please take these pants as a token of friendship
Luke help me take my pants off...
The more you tighten your pants, the more star systems will slip through...
We have no choice, our pants can't repel firepower of that magnitude.
A tremor in the Pants.The last time I felt it was n the presence of myoldmaster
Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your pants.
Take care of your pants, Han. I guess that's what you're best at, isn't it.
Don't try to frighten us with your scorcerer's pants, Lord Vader.
Emperor: You have paid the price for your lack of pants!
Your father wanted you to have pants when you were old enough
"Slimey? My pants this is." -Yoda
"Great pants kid! Don't get cocky!"
"You know of the rebellion?" "That's how we came to be in your pants sir"
I have altered the pants, pray that I don't alter them further.
I used to bullseye womp rats in my pants back home.
Only now...in my pants...do you understand.
Rear pants down... Argh!!!
Remember your failure in the pants.
The pants are down! Commence attack on the Death Star's main reactor.
15!?! We can almost buy our own pants for that!
Be mindful of your pants Anakin. They'll betray you.
Commander, tear these pants apart until you've found those plans.
Yeah, I just got a funny feeling. Like I'm never gonna see my pants again.
"Evacuate?! In our pants of triumph?"
Put Captain Solo in the cargo pants.
Yahoo! You're all clear kid. Now let's blow these pants and go home!
Chewie, pants won't help me!
Fear will keep the other systems in line--fear of these pants.
I sense a great disturbance in the pants.
In my experience, there is no such thing as pants.
I'd just as soon pants a Wookiie!
I've got a bad feeling in my pants about this.
Leia: I love pants. Han: I know.
No I don't think he likes pants at all. No I don't like pants either
Phew! And I thought pants smelled bad... on ... the outside...!
Search your pants luke
Someone WAS in the pants
This little one's not worth the effort. Come, let me get you some pants.
You don't believe in pants, do you?
Your pants can decieve you, Luke.
At Last, we will have our pants.
Bounty hunters ... we don't need their pants
Bury your pants deep down, Luke. They could be made to serve the emperor.
Threepio: It's against my programming to wear pants.
You don't know how hard I found it, signing the order to terminate your pants.
"Pants, Luke, Pants!"
"But I was gonna' go down to Toshi Station to pick up some power pants!
I am a Toydarian! Pants do not work on me!
She must have hidden the pants in the escape pod
That's funny... the pants don't look as bad from out here.
The last time I felt it was in the pants of my old master.
The pants go off in this direction
"Your overconfidence is your weakness." "Your faith in your pants is yours!"
If pants are all you love, then that's what you'll receive.
It is pointless to resist the power of the dark pants...
No more pants. I'm not going that way
Sir, my first job was programming binary pants lifters.
Tell them if they don't do as you ask you will becom angry and use your pants
We have no time for pants, Commander.
You have taken your first step into larger pants
I don't know where you get your delusions, laser pants.
It's over, Anakin. I have the high pants.
Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking pants herder!
You look absolutely beautiful. You truly belong here with us among the pants
For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of pants
Chewie, shes hurt, get pants!
Clear your minds, and find Obi-Wan's wayward pants we will...
Don't pants me again, Admiral.
Why I should stick my pants out for you is far beyond my capacity. -C3PO
Difficult to see. Always in motion is the pants.
I see you have constructed a new pair of pants. Your skills are complete.
Paaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnntsssssss!!!!!! (Vader's last line from Episode 3)
These pants are for smuggling, I never thought I'd use them to smuggle myself
Commander, tear these pants apart until you've found those pants!
I have pants now! -Darth Vader
In my experience, there are no such thing as pants
Pants not make one great.
The Force can have a strong influence on weak pants.
The pants you refer to will soon be back in our hands
This station is now the ultimate power in the pants. I suggest we use it.
Use the Pants, Luke!
You're suffering from hybernation sickness. Your pants will return in time.
A great many voices cried "pants", and then were silenced, all at once.
Almost there... almost there... PANTS AWAY! (trench run from A New Hope)
“Pants leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering”
Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pants
I have brought peace, justice, safety, and security to my new pants
If you fail me again, I'll put a price on your pants so large...
Lets just say, we'd like to avoid any Imperal pants
Much anger in him, like his pants
Sandpeople ride single file to hide their pants.
This little one's not worth the effort. Now come, let me get you some pants.
We have... powerful pants. You're going to regret this.
What kind of pants are you trying to sell us!
You know, sometimes pants amaze even myself
"We're going to discuss the location of your hidden rebel pants"
"They pants from..behind" (Gold Five)
Aim it at the pants!
dont worry kid i got your pants
How will the emperor maintain control without the pants?
I take pants from just one person: Me!
i will teach you to master the pants
Imperial pants have entered the base! Imperial pants have entered the base!
I recognized your fowl pants when I was brought on board.
It's your father's pants. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight.
Jabba ... this is your last chance. Pants us, or die.
Look sir, pants!
Oh yeah? Pants this!!!
Oh, I wish I had your pants...
Pants Captain Solo in the cargo hold
robinson, duncan
So, you have a twin sister! Your pants have now betrayed her too.
This is an unexpected pleasure. We are honored by your pants.
Through the pants, things you will see!
You do have your pants. Not many of them, but you do have them.
You might have been a pants smuggler Solo, but now you're just Bantha poodoo!
Your pants, we don't want their kind in here, they'll have to wait outside
"WHAT" "Luke has pants now"
"You knew my pants?"
Chewie, jam his pants!
Hay what kind of pants are you trying to pull!
I see your pants, sir. I suggest a new strategy, R2
Just for once let me look at you with my own pants
Nearly there... Nearly there... Just pants off for a few more seconds!
Pants turned her against me!!!!
Remember you failre in the pants.
Sir, if any of my circuits or pants will help, I will gladly donate them.
The great Jabba the Hutt will now listen to your pants
These pants are getting worse all the time
Yousa tinken yousa people ganna wear pants??? -Jar Jar Binks
"It's not my pants!!"
i blew a hole in there pants
The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old pants
Actually, Artoo has been known to make pants...From time to time.
Jabbas through with you. He has no use for smugglers who drop their pants at th
Long ago in pants far away
Pants matters not.
She's rich, powerful, if you were to resuce her the reawads would be pants!
Sorry about the pants.
The shield is still up ... all pants pull up!
He was seduced by the dark pants of the force
I guess nobody told them about my pants at the Battle of Tanaab
May the pants be with you
You can't win, but there are alternatives to pants
“No, try not! Do or do not, there is no pants.”
Give the evacuation signal ... and get to your pants!
Han, my pants, you disappoint me
I don't know where you get your pants, laser brain
It has seen the end of Kenobi and will soon see the end of pants
I'm looking forward to completing your pants
Short pants is better than no pants
Traveling through Hyperspace isn't like dusting pants, boy!
Great, Chewie ... always thinking with your pants
I hope so, Commander, for your sake. The Pants are not as forgiving as I am.
its the ship that made the Kessel pants in less than 12 parseks
Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaants!!! - Luke
pants, you seek pants
Vader - Now I am the Pants. Obi Wan - Only the Pants of evil.
Obi-Wan has pantsed you well.
The odds of succesfully navigating a pants field are ...
There will be no pants, young Jedi. I shall enjoy watching you die.
Beep beep boop pants (R2D2 sound effects)
Han, old buddy, do you read pants?
I'm going in closer to one of the bigger pants.
I've got a bad feeling about pants.
Lets hope the old man managed to shut down the pants
pants me obie-wan kenobe pants me
"Chewie, make sure there aren't any more chewing on the pants"
..And we shall have pants (-Palpatine Episode 3)
The pants will be with you, always.
Where are the pants for the rebel base?
You'll find I'm full of pants
Luke, I am your pants
That's not pants...That's a space station!
these pants will do
TK421, why aren't you at your pants?
"They're speaking in pants."
Hokey religions and ancient pants are no match for a good blaster at your side
In a way, you have chosen the pants to be destroyed first.
-Search your feelings, Luke. You know it to be true. -PAAAAAAAANTS!!!!
As it a thousand voices suddnely cried out in pants, and then were silenced.
I don't care what you smell get in pants.
Great kid! Don't get pants.
How you get so big eating pants of this kind? - Yoda
I want that ship, not pants!
Pants me Obi-Wan Kenobi, your my only hope.
We shall double our pants!
Who is more pantsish, the pants or the pants who pantses him
yes let the pants flow through you
"Pants not make one great." -Yoda
He was seduced by the dark side of the pants
I don't know where you get your pants, Laser-brains!
ahhh my panties are in a twist untwist them you will
"Luke, we're gonna have pants."
...I got my own pants
in a pair of pants a long long time ago
Pants! Pants is my sister!
This bucket of pants is never going to get us past that blockade.
"We're going to discuss the pants of your hidden rebel base"
...I got my own pants (problems)
..like your father, you are now pants! (Palpatine Episode IV)
dont go to the pants side
That anit a small moon, thems are pants!
We have engaged the pants, General!
Luke,I am your pants...(so THAT"S where they went)
Panty pants pants
"Let's just say we want to avoid any Imperial pants"
Many of the pants we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view
Lock the pants, R2
Pants transfer from cell block 1138...
This battle station will keep the pants in line now.
That's no pants. It's a space station.
Pants, I am your father!
Stormtroopes, here! I have to warn the pants!
Did you hear that? They shot down the main pants! We'll be destroyed for sure
I'll meet you at the rendezvous pants
See you look this good. 300 years your pants be.
I saw this done with Halo a few years ago. My favorite was:
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Me, inside your pants, now.
Tons to read through but its funny. Took place in HCEL server on Jan 24th.
Oh my god yes its that kid hahahhahah
Also it may be a bit confusing to some people, the last 4 digits of the number were censored out by rook, and he gave him the number of Rook's work, which is a dominoes somewhere in kentucky, and then Zerk showed up as bungiewrker and got him to call Death's house lol.
that is beautiful.
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[19:08] Ollie: Ok
[19:08] Ollie: This is why I like digg's comments once in awhile
[19:08] Ollie: The article being discussed was "A First: String Theory Predicts an Experimental Result"
[19:08] Ollie: and some guy says
[19:08] Ollie: "But can the String Theory predict why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?"
E: I'm sorry, I have to selfquote this
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[19:11] imod53: Okay
[19:11] Ollie: I'm glad I don't play TF2 anymore
[19:11] imod53: this probably sounds a lot better in my head
[19:11] Ollie: they're totally fucking up the balance
[19:11] Ollie: hmm?
[19:11] Ollie: you first
[19:11] imod53: i'm imagining
[19:12] imod53: a bunch of kids going up to a guy on the street
[19:12] imod53: one of them is holding a box of cinnamon toast crunch
[19:12] imod53: another is holding a bowl
[19:12] imod53: or rather, a tray with a bowl of it on it, with a glass of orange juice
[19:12] imod53: so
[19:12] Ollie: I like where this is going
[19:12] imod53: they all walk up to him
[19:12] imod53: and they're like
[19:13] imod53: "Sir! Sir! Can you see why us kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch!?"
[19:13] imod53: and he says
[19:13] imod53: "Why, it's the swirls of cinnamon sugar in every bite!"
[19:13] imod53: and then
[19:13] imod53: total silence
[19:13] imod53: a child begins crying
[19:14] Ollie: hahahaha
Scary thing is...we're not drugged up at all.Quote:
JeanLuc 761 (9:03:47 PM): would be funnier than hell though
JeanLuc 761 (9:03:53 PM): see a scorpion fucking floating in midair
JeanLuc 761 (9:03:54 PM): lol
"Snafubar" (9:04:05 PM): yeah
"Snafubar" (9:04:05 PM): lol
JeanLuc 761 (9:04:20 PM): pity we didn't have any in connecticut
"Snafubar" (9:04:24 PM): heh, ut2k4 mod released for halooooo
JeanLuc 761 (9:04:24 PM): would have been a neat school prank
JeanLuc 761 (9:04:31 PM): =p
JeanLuc 761 (9:04:38 PM): Granted, I would have been arrested, but still
"Snafubar" (9:04:40 PM): oh yes floating venomous animals ho hum
JeanLuc 761 (9:04:43 PM): lol
"Snafubar" (9:04:46 PM): lol
JeanLuc 761 (9:04:52 PM): if I was going to do that though?
JeanLuc 761 (9:04:56 PM): I wouldn't take a little scorpion
JeanLuc 761 (9:05:05 PM): I'd attach a copperhead and have some fun
"Snafubar" (9:05:21 PM): goddam you are insane
JeanLuc 761 (9:05:28 PM): Sometimes
JeanLuc 761 (9:05:29 PM): It's fun!
JeanLuc 761 (9:05:38 PM): Like you don't have YOUR insane thoughts, pfft
"Snafubar" (9:05:48 PM): how about enough baloons to float a dead cat around face level?
JeanLuc 761 (9:05:53 PM): o_o
JeanLuc 761 (9:05:57 PM): You call me insane then you say that shit?
JeanLuc 761 (9:05:59 PM): fuck dude
"Snafubar" (9:06:17 PM): or a roadkill opossum?
JeanLuc 761 (9:06:20 PM): D:
"Snafubar" (9:06:22 PM): by it's TAIL
JeanLuc 761 (9:06:25 PM): o_o
"Snafubar" (9:06:32 PM): snarling
JeanLuc 761 (9:06:35 PM): Taht's it
JeanLuc 761 (9:06:39 PM): I'm not the insane one here
"Snafubar" (9:06:40 PM): like LOOK AT ME BITCH I'M DEAD
"Snafubar" (9:06:46 PM): RAWR
"Snafubar" (9:07:12 PM): you know that shit was hillarious
JeanLuc 761 (9:07:28 PM): And then I looked at the possum, and realized it had bear feet. The possum was a bear. Realizing my error, I ran hard, but it caught up with me and beat the fuck out of me.
JeanLuc 761 (9:07:38 PM): Yes, I absolutely had to fucking do that
"Snafubar" (9:07:47 PM): hamburgers
JeanLuc 761 (9:07:56 PM): bearburgers, what?
JeanLuc 761 (9:07:57 PM): lol
"Snafubar" (9:08:06 PM): lol
"Snafubar" (9:08:13 PM): but it was a jackal
"Snafubar" (9:08:16 PM): with a tophat
JeanLuc 761 (9:08:18 PM): o_o
JeanLuc 761 (9:08:27 PM): British scum!
"Snafubar" (9:08:31 PM): doing meatspin
JeanLuc 761 (9:08:37 PM): WHY!?
JeanLuc 761 (9:08:44 PM): *HORRIBLEMENTALIMAGE*
"Snafubar" (9:08:53 PM): ooohhh my god
JeanLuc 761 (9:08:53 PM): I hate you so much
"Snafubar" (9:08:57 PM): i fucking literally lol'd
"Snafubar" (9:09:03 PM): i can't breathe
JeanLuc 761 (9:09:13 PM): Neither can I, but for a whole different reason
JeanLuc 761 (9:09:17 PM): Oh GOD I hate you for that
"Snafubar" (9:09:43 PM): oh fuck i can't stop laughing
JeanLuc 761 (9:10:02 PM): breathe you cunt -_-
XD
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[21:47] Ollie: btw
[21:48] Ollie: I was telling one of my other friends earlier today
[21:48] Ollie: I got into an argument this morning with a woman who, without fail, tries to give me religious pamphlets at the bus stop twice a week
[21:48] Ollie: And I developed the ultimate flowchart for defeating Christianity as a belief system.
[21:49] Ollie: (7:27:17 PM) Ollie: 1. Do you believe that one is saved by good deeds or through faith?
(7:27:27 PM) Ollie: If they say good deeds, there's no point in converting.
(7:27:32 PM) Ollie: So they have to say faith
(7:27:35 PM) Ollie: Then you ask
(7:28:34 PM) Ollie: 2. So if faith is the way to be saved, what of people who have never heard of God? People in native cultures in remote parts of the world, for example. If they live good lives but never hear of God, are they doomed to hell?
(7:28:48 PM) Ollie: If they say yes, then frankly that's not a God I would ever want to worship.
(7:28:58 PM) Ollie: And if they say no, you move onto this:
(7:30:27 PM) Ollie: 3. So if someone who is living a good life is taught about God, but has trouble accepting the idea because they need proof to believe in something, the act of teaching them about God has doomed them to hell. So why teach about God? Why not just teach a code of ethics, if your goal is to save souls?
[21:51] Ollie: That's about the point when they get all pissy and storm away saying I just don't understand
[21:51] Ollie: And then I light a cigarette and hum the Final Fantasy battle victory tune to myself
E:
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[01:29] dano555666: so my autistic twin just said to me
[01:29] dano555666: you went inot the past in a time machine nad took your own virginity
[01:29] dano555666: so i thought for a moment
[01:29] dano555666: and i whooped out:
[01:30] dano555666: "yeah well you went inot the future and took yours"
[01:30] dano555666: HAY FAYVE
[01:30] imod53: :V
[01:30] imod53: idqgi
[01:30] dano555666: as in
[01:30] dano555666: his virginity hasnt happened yet
[01:30] dano555666: as in future
[01:30] dano555666: as in he aint get no laid
[01:31] imod53: are you drunk
[01:31] dano555666: no
[01:31] dano555666: it makes perfect sense
[01:31] dano555666: my virginity breaking was inthe past
[01:31] dano555666: yet his hasnt happened yet
[01:31] dano555666: so its in hte future
[01:31] imod53: so basically you're attempting to burn him by saying that he's a virgin
[01:31] dano555666: so he aint got no laid
[01:31] dano555666: yus sir
[01:31] imod53: oh
[01:31] imod53: i thought it'd be something funnier
[01:32] dano555666: -_-
[01:32] imod53: i thought
[01:32] dano555666: weaj
[01:32] dano555666: weaj
[01:32] dano555666: weaj
[01:32] dano555666: weak*
[01:32] imod53: "dane can't possibly make a joke that lame, can he? I'll just say i don't get it"
[01:32] imod53: let me rephrase my earlier question
[01:32] imod53: are you HIGH?
[01:32] dano555666: rofl
[01:32] dano555666: hey i thought it was witty
[01:32] dano555666: :<
[01:33] dano555666: i AINT NO GOTSA GO DUNNOWHERES
[01:34] dano555666: VWAT
[01:34] dano555666: THERES DEER IN THE FRIDGEBASKET?
Just had to repost this:
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epic.Quote:
br0kenrabbit: hi
Greg_ValveOLS: good evening
br0kenrabbit: What's ip?
br0kenrabbit: up?
Greg_ValveOLS: my name is greg a member of the valve online Support team
br0kenrabbit: On MSN?
Greg_ValveOLS: yes http://www.electric-escape.net/files...lies/smile.gif
br0kenrabbit: Why?
Greg_ValveOLS: we logged multiple ips from your account and ned to verifi your information
br0kenrabbit: My information?
Greg_ValveOLS: we believe someone may have stolen your account mmmm you havent shared youre account infomation with anyone have you?
br0kenrabbit: No. I don't even have it written down.
Greg_ValveOLS: hmmm maybe a keylogger on you r PC then maybe you need a format?
br0kenrabbit: Well...
Greg_ValveOLS: if you can verify your account information to me i can insure that only your ip have access to it Its a new security feature were trying because this happens so muchlogin names and passwords aint safe anymroe You know. http://www.electric-escape.net/files...lies/smile.gif
br0kenrabbit: Well
Greg_ValveOLS: dont worry this connect it secure
br0kenrabbit: Can I be honest with you, Greg?
Greg_ValveOLS: k
br0kenrabbit: Look, I don't know how you go this MSN account name, don't really care, either.
br0kenrabbit: Unlike you, I DO work for Valve. Trace my ip and you'll see.
Greg_ValveOLS: huh?
Greg_ValveOLS: bs
br0kenrabbit: Trace it.
Greg_ValveOLS: how
br0kenrabbit: Start/run/cmd type Tracert and then my IP address and hit enter.
Greg_ValveOLS: oh k
br0kenrabbit: As an employee, I know that Valve employees will NEVER contact users over MSN. I also know a valve employee will NEVER ask a user for his/her username and password.
br0kenrabbit: I'm putting a temporary hold on your Steam account.
Greg_ValveOLS: why?
br0kenrabbit: Have you read the ToS?
Greg_ValveOLS: Tod?
Greg_ValveOLS: tos
br0kenrabbit: terms of service
Greg_ValveOLS: were?
br0kenrabbit: Greg, this is a serious infraction against the Tos. You are at risk of losing your account.
Greg_ValveOLS: why
br0kenrabbit: I just told you why
Greg_ValveOLS: http://www.electric-escape.net/files...lies/frown.gif
br0kenrabbit: I need some information from you if you want me to unlock you account. I'm going to write you up but I will only suspend you account for three days, since this is your first infraction, okay?
Greg_ValveOLS: k
br0kenrabbit: First, what is the name the account is registered to. Not the user name, the persons real name who created the account. This is for verification purposes.
Greg_ValveOLS: xxxxx xxxxxxx
br0kenrabbit: Is this you?
Greg_ValveOLS: ya
br0kenrabbit: Are you the only user of this account?
Greg_ValveOLS: ya
br0kenrabbit: Okay, and what is the username
Greg_ValveOLS: xxxxxxxx
br0kenrabbit: Okay.
br0kenrabbit: I see you have purchased a few of our games, thank you. http://www.electric-escape.net/files...lies/smile.gif
Greg_ValveOLS: some. dude
br0kenrabbit: Do you always log on from the same IP?
Greg_ValveOLS: ya
br0kenrabbit: And who is your internet providers, your ISP?
Greg_ValveOLS: xxxxxxx
br0kenrabbit: Thank you. One moment, please, let me verify this information.
Greg_ValveOLS: am i gonna be bale to play 2nite?
br0kenrabbit: What is your city of residence?
br0kenrabbit: That depends on if you cooperate. You're doing fine so far.
Greg_ValveOLS: xxxxxx
br0kenrabbit: Illinios?
Greg_ValveOLS: yes
br0kenrabbit: Okay. And what is the password associated with this account?
Greg_ValveOLS: xxxxxxx
br0kenrabbit: Okay. Do not try to log into steam. If you are connected now you need to log off.
Greg_ValveOLS: why
br0kenrabbit: So I can update your account.
Greg_ValveOLS: can I play 2 nite
Greg_ValveOLS: clan fight
Greg_ValveOLS: wont win without me heh
br0kenrabbit: Heh. You'll have to wait a few minutes. Are you logged off?
Greg_ValveOLS: ya
br0kenrabbit: Okay. Give me just a moment.
br0kenrabbit: Try to log in now.
Greg_ValveOLS: k
Greg_ValveOLS: It says login failed wtf wtf!!@?
br0kenrabbit: Greg
Greg_ValveOLS: did u ban me???????????>WHY
br0kenrabbit: Greg
Greg_ValveOLS: what
br0kenrabbit: Valve will never ask for your username and password.
Greg_ValveOLS: what????
br0kenrabbit: I don't work for Valve dude, but you just got pwnt.
Greg_ValveOLS: omg dude wtf why?
br0kenrabbit: Why were you trying to steal my account?
Greg_ValveOLS: i wanst
br0kenrabbit: Then why were you asking for my information?
Greg_ValveOLS: i was just making a joke but not cerious honest dude just give
my acount back pllllleeease i'm only 13 and save d up for like a year to buy it
br0kenrabbit: Greg
Greg_ValveOLS: dude pleas
Greg_ValveOLS: what
br0kenrabbit: Go mow some yards, bitch.
I dug that up a few weeks ago too.
An epic win if ever I saw one. :haw:
From the same site:
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Online computer users often engage in what is affectionately known as "cybersex." Often the fantasies typed into keyboards and shared through Internet phone lines get pretty raunchy. However, as you'll see below, one of the two cyber-surfers in the following transcript of an online chat doesn't seem to quite get the point of cybersex.
Then again, maybe he does...
Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?
Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds. I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart. I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner ... it smells funny.
Sweetheart: I want you. Would you like to screw me?
Wellhung: OK
Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom.There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table.I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.
Wellhung: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.
Wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse.My hands are trembling.
Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.
Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.
Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure.The cool silk slides off my warm skin. I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.
Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse. I'm sorry.
Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.
Wellhung: I'll pay for it.
Sweetheart: Don't worry about it. I'm wearing a lacy black bra.My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.
Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra. I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?
Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly. I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.
Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.
Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!
Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.
Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really.
Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.
Wellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop.
Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool.
Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.
Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you ... umm ... wait a minute.
Sweetheart: What's the matter?
Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.
Sweetheart: Are you OK?
Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit.
Sweetheart: Can I help?
Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?
Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.
Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover.
Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.
Sweetheart: I'm on the bed arching for you.
Wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom?
Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.
Wellhung: I found it.
Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly.
Wellhung: Me too.
Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately-our naked bodies pressing each other.
Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.
Sweetheart: Why don't you take off your glasses?
Wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table.
Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!
Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.
Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover.
Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.
Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!
Sweetheart: What's the matter now?
Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.
Sweetheart: Mmm, yes. Come on.
Wellhung: OK, now I'm going to put my...you know ... thing ... in your ... you know ... woman's thing.
Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!
Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.
Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!
Wellhung: I'm flaccid.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.
Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face.
Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.
Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.
Wellhung: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles.
Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.
Wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.
Sweetheart: Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser!
Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo!
Sweetheart: (Disconnect)
I'm so doing that the next time someone does something along those lines. Not even kidding.Quote:
Originally Posted by n00b1n8R
Jules: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
Vincent: It's not. It's the same ballpark.
Jules: Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit.
Anyone know what Valve's reaction to this guy was?Quote:
Originally Posted by n00b1n8R
They probably banned both of them. One tried to steal an account, and the other actually did. :v:
That is over 2 years old, but it is still damned funny. Epic win, way 13373R than the stuff on EbolaMonkeyMan. br0kenrabbit also said he returned the account to "Greg" the next day, claiming "I may be an asshole but I'm not a prick." Very kind of him but I wouldn't have done the same :PQuote:
Originally Posted by ExAm
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[22:46:05] neuroxce: i wanted to share with someone :)
[22:46:23] neuroxce: i picked you! how special!
[22:46:54] plasbianx1337: lol.
[22:47:00] plasbianx1337: Because I feel so special seeing your semen.
[22:47:48] neuroxce: :3
You don't wanna know.
Not to tone down Neuro's power level, but two people have already posted semen ON THE FORUM before he has. And I've seen them. I know. I'm awesome. I've seen semen.
http://innergoat.modacity.net/stuff/...mot-nyoron.gif
Ultama has seen my seman. True story, he can link you the pic.
But has anyone seen Sea Man? :confused2:
:ssh:
Only legend.
Reminds me of that time somebody set up a webcam and masturbated in front of all of Facepunch.
And you just sat there and watched it .........and came.
