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[15:47] SilentWindPL: Hey baby.
[15:47] Teh Lag: Hello
[15:47] SilentWindPL: You know I love it when you wear that hawaiian 2-piece bikini
[15:48] SilentWindPL: So why not treat daddy and put it on ;3
[15:48] Teh Lag: Oh sorry, you must be trying to get through to WOL
[15:48] Teh Lag: this is the other lag
[15:48] Teh Lag: you know I only bathe nude.
[15:48] SilentWindPL: Oh.
excellent parry comrade!
was talking to my mom on the phone about moving some stuff:
hey, an even more apt use of phonegonk!Quote:
me: It's gotta be bound and strapped down pretty tight
mom: Sounds like the day you were conceived.
me: :phonegonk:
:lmao:
Terrence says:
i just found my gameboy advance SP
Terrence says:
going to play pokemon now
Terrence says:
:awes:
La Mer says:
you know whats fun
La Mer says:
roms
Terrence says:
roms can't beat the actual thing
La Mer says:
true
Terrence says:
fuck
Terrence says:
now i know why we moved away from cartriges
La Mer says:
because they run out of battery power?
Terrence says:
no
Terrence says:
because gamers are lazy fucks
Terrence says:
and blowing in old cartiges is effort
Terrence says:
also wtf this guy isn't prof oak
La Mer says:
oak
La Mer says:
OAK
La Mer says:
are you RETARDED
La Mer says:
RAGE.
Terrence says:
what?
La Mer says:
oak
La Mer says:
has never
La Mer says:
showed up in the beginning of sapphire
La Mer says:
/emerald
La Mer says:
.ruby
La Mer says:
/ruby
La Mer says:
even
La Mer says:
>:C
La Mer says:
it is birch.
Terrence says:
i know
Terrence says:
what a faggot
Terrence says:
i want oak
La Mer says:
oak is a faggot
La Mer says:
elm ftw
Terrence says:
am i a boy or girl
Terrence says:
UM WTF ARE YOU STUPID
Terrence says:
DO I LOOK LIKE I HAVE PERKY ANIME TITS?
La Mer says:
well
La Mer says:
i wont say no
Terrence says:
what do i name myself
Terrence says:
serious answers only
La Mer says:
Michael
Terrence says:
another guy suggested garry
Terrence says:
i'm thinking garry
La Mer says:
the game character is gary
La Mer says:
just sayin!!
Terrence says:
what?
La Mer says:
rival
La Mer says:
rather
La Mer says:
but the anime character is gary.
Terrence says:
yeah but not in saphire
La Mer says:
true
La Mer says:
TRUE
Terrence says:
lol littleroot
Terrence says:
gedit
Terrence says:
little root
Terrence says:
oh baby oh baby
Terrence says:
haw haw haw
Terrence says:
"Take courage, and leap into the world of POKeMON where dreams,
Terrence says:
adventure, and friendships await!
Terrence says:
"
La Mer says:
do YOU have the balls to take the leap
Terrence says:
wtf kind of a cheap ass bitch is my mum
Terrence says:
she moved me in a fucking truck
Terrence says:
a truck
Terrence says:
what the fuck bitch
Terrence says:
it's not my fault i tore a hole in your vajj
Terrence says:
damn right it was tiring bitch
Terrence says:
fuck you
Terrence says:
this town sucks i want to go back to palet
Terrence says:
quaint? this gameboy is newer than shit shit
Terrence says:
oh my own fucking room whoop de doo
Terrence says:
what the fuck there's an arnold schwarzanager pokemon in the house mum kill it
Terrence says:
oh dad bought me a fucking clock to commemorate our move?
Terrence says:
that lazy no good hobo running that shithead gymn?
Terrence says:
fuck him
La Mer says:
gyms: they have heads
Terrence says:
It's a Nintendo GameCube.
Terrence says:
what, my parents couldn't afford a console which didn't have 4 good games?
La Mer says:
gamecubes: capitalizing c's since 2001
Terrence says:
hell the only system with less games is the PS3
La Mer says:
ps3: what the fuck?
Terrence says:
A Game Boy Advance is connected to serve as the Controller?
Terrence says:
WTF they couldn't even afford a proper controller
Terrence says:
fuck
La Mer says:
actually you had to buy that seperate
La Mer says:
I REMEMBER THOSE DAYS
Terrence says:
Garry booted up the PC
La Mer says:
HOOKING UP MY CHAO GARDEN
Terrence says:
where the fuck is the "watch gangrape porn option"
Terrence says:
ha fuck you bitch i'm in my bed with my shoes on
La Mer says:
one time i was reading hentai
Terrence says:
oh so my useless bum of a father couldn't even set the time on the clock
Terrence says:
what a douche
La Mer says:
and they redid the scene where you walk into mays room and surprise her
La Mer says:
except she had no shirt on
Terrence says:
quoting that
Terrence says:
ADVENTURE RULE NO. 1
Open the MENU with START
Terrence says:
wtf is this menu bullshit
La Mer says:
how does he know there's a menu
Terrence says:
ADVENTURE RULE NO. 2
Record your progress with SAVE.
Terrence says:
wtf is this shit
Terrence says:
who's written this shit in my physics textbook
Terrence says:
man i'm going to flunk this term
La Mer says:
ps
La Mer says:
not gonna like mudkipz was funny when he was high
Terrence says:
MOM: Oh! Garry, Garry!
Quick! Come quickly!
Terrence says:
oh mum, i never knew you felt that way
La Mer says:
"im so horny garry"
Terrence says:
MOM: Look! It's PETALBURG GUM!
Maybe DAD will be on!
Terrence says:
hey that nogood hobo might even earn us some money so I don't have to quit school to pay for the bread
Terrence says:
oh we missed that report
Terrence says:
fuck him fuck you and fuck everyone i'm going to go waste my life with pokemon just like him
La Mer says:
also coincidentally in the pokemon manga ruby (aka brendan aka albino) is flamboyantly gay
Terrence says:
what the fuck there's a fat guy
La Mer says:
wait until you see the short kid
La Mer says:
with BLUE HAIR
La Mer says:
and HUGE FUCKING GLASSES
Terrence says:
LITTLEROOT TOWN
"A town that can't be shaded any hue"
Terrence says:
what the fuck does that mean
Terrence says:
i mean really wtf
Terrence says:
this town is shit there's like 3 houses
La Mer says:
PALLET TOWN HAD FOUR.
La Mer says:
clearly a better town
La Mer says:
more populated
Terrence says:
birch's poke lab
Terrence says:
excelent, I'll just steel some lvl100's and be on my way
La Mer says:
dude oak's lab was the SHIT
i would literally just hang out there for like an hour when i was a kid
Terrence says:
"it's a book that's too hard to read."
Terrence says:
see, this guy doesn't even have a basic education
La Mer says:
not only that
La Mer says:
but he doenst know english
La Mer says:
he doesnt speak once
Terrence says:
you're explaining field work to me
Terrence says:
wtf
La Mer says:
either that or he's a cripple
Terrence says:
ah yes
Terrence says:
freeman syndrome
Terrence says:
i hate that
La Mer says:
everyone laugh at the albino gimp.
La Mer says:
are you outside yet
La Mer says:
tell me when you go outside
Terrence says:
i'm walking around the city
Terrence says:
just stopped by mays house to see if she's... available
La Mer says:
go near the trees theres an easter egg
Terrence says:
"Our daughter was excited about making a new friend."
Terrence says:
oh i bet she is
La Mer says:
oh yeah
La Mer says:
baby.
Terrence says:
omfg she's reading a book
Terrence says:
i bet it's fucking twilight
Terrence says:
fuck
La Mer says:
god damn it everyone is reading that
Terrence says:
hey this room looks kinda farmiliar..
La Mer says:
nu uh
La Mer says:
her gamecube is a different color.
Terrence says:
POKeMON fully restored!
Items ready, and... Huh?
Terrence says:
tell me those are euphanisms
Terrence says:
and no it's not
La Mer says:
those are euphanisms
Terrence says:
every time this guy talks all he says is
La Mer says:
and no it's not
Terrence says:
"... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ..."
La Mer says:
sounds like rocket grunts in g/s/c
Terrence says:
"i have this dream of becoming friends...
Terrence says:
YESYESYESYES
Terrence says:
with POKeMON all over the world."
Terrence says:
FUCK
La Mer says:
haha see she's into animals
La Mer says:
"hey chansey
lets see just how far that egg can go"
Terrence says:
wait i still might have a chance
Terrence says:
"I was hoping that you would be nice,
Garry, and that we could be friends"
Terrence says:
SCORE!!
La Mer says:
wait until you corner her in the grass
Terrence says:
"oh, this is silly, isn't it?
I... I've just met you, Garry"
Terrence says:
hey baby, I'm cool with rushing
La Mer says:
you "battle" her in the grass.
Terrence says:
oh fuck yes
Terrence says:
"ehhehe..
Terrence says:
Oh, no! I forgot!"
Terrence says:
it's ok baby, I brought condoms
Terrence says:
is helping dad catch pokemon's a euphanism for "making sexytime with Garry"?
La Mer says:
"helping dad CATCH POKEMON"
Terrence says:
"Garry, I'll catch you later!"
La Mer says:
thats a euphamism
Terrence says:
oh baby you can catch me anywhere
La Mer says:
shes into incest too
La Mer says:
and animals
La Mer says:
tread lightly
Terrence says:
omfg this is my dream girl
Terrence says:
she's totally playing hard to get
La Mer says:
shes into incest and zoophilia WATCH YOUR ASS
Terrence says:
HELP YOU OVER THERE PLEASE HELP
Terrence says:
oh god this is classic
Terrence says:
"In my BAG!
There's a POKe BALL"
Terrence says:
yeah there's 2 in mine dude, you're not so special
La Mer says:
"poochyena what are you doing with your tongue???"
Terrence says:
fuckfuckfuck
Terrence says:
torchic trecho or mudkip
Terrence says:
i was gona go water but i don't want to be on the mudkip bandwagon
Terrence says:
halp
Terrence says:
fuck it i want mudkip anyway
Terrence says:
actually, i'll roll treeko
La Mer says:
treecko is the not shit one
Terrence says:
oh lol a lvl 2 poochyena
Terrence says:
i'm going to leer it to death
Terrence says:
leer leer leer
Terrence says:
i 1sk'd them to death with pound
Terrence says:
so i pounded them to death
Terrence says:
gedit
La Mer says:
yeah im fapping
Terrence says:
dude wtf
Terrence says:
"Let's battle!
I'll give you a taste of what being a trainer is like"
Terrence says:
OH YES BABY GIVE ME A TASTE
La Mer says:
i came
La Mer says:
no really i just came
Terrence says:
and ofcourse the dumb bitch has a torchic
Terrence says:
gg nintendo
Terrence says:
lvl 8 :haw:
Terrence says:
"wow that's great!
Garry, you're pretty good!
Terrence says:
you know it babe
La Mer says:
yeah
Terrence says:
"I think i know why my dad has an eye out for you now"
Terrence says:
um wait wtf
La Mer says:
as a rule if you arent level 7 before you reach your first rival battle you're retarded
Terrence says:
"you might be able to befriend any kind of POKeMON easily.
Terrence says:
erm.. what are you saying?
La Mer says:
"gardevoir. gardevoir is what i'm saying."
Terrence says:
idgi
La Mer says:
gardevoir has the most hentai of any pokemon
La Mer says:
ever
La Mer says:
(most people on the INTERNET know this)
Terrence says:
i wonder what kind of formal training you'd need to work at a pokecentre
Terrence says:
take pokemon
Terrence says:
put on machine
Terrence says:
take off
Terrence says:
i guess i don't pay that much attention to pokemon hentai
Terrence says:
vOv
Terrence says:
The Pokedex is high tech?
Terrence says:
yeah for 1998 maybe
La Mer says:
i love how they spell pokemon names differently over different languages
Terrence says:
"I've got something for you, too!"
Terrence says:
oh please
Terrence says:
"Obtained the POKeBALL"
Terrence says:
more like the blue ball
La Mer says:
thats like saying as terrence if you come over to the southern states your name will be TURENC.
La Mer says:
E.
La Mer says:
TURENCE.
Terrence says:
wtc
La Mer says:
idk it is 2 i am eccentric
Terrence says:
did i introd- DID I INTRODUCE MYSELF TO BIRCH?
Terrence says:
THAT DUMB FUCK GOT ATTACKED BY A LVL FUCKING 2 POOCHYENA
Terrence says:
I CHASED HIS BIMBO DAUGHTER ALL THE WAY TO ROUGHT 103
Terrence says:
DID I MEET HIM?
Terrence says:
YES YOU DUMB BITCH
Terrence says:
"PRESS THE B button while wearing these
RUNNING SHOES to run extra-fast!"
Terrence says:
what the fuck is a /b/ button
La Mer says:
idk
La Mer says:
ask /v/
La Mer says:
also
La Mer says:
"Put on these RUNNING SHOES to RUN"
La Mer says:
"why thank you
i physically could not run before THANK YOU FOR THESE SHOES."
Terrence says:
yeah this guy suffors from freeman syndrome out the ass
Terrence says:
can't talk
Terrence says:
need equipment to run
La Mer says:
ok
La Mer says:
check out the trees
La Mer says:
ok
La Mer says:
tell me when you're near them
Terrence says:
trees where
Terrence says:
in palet town?
La Mer says:
any tree
Terrence says:
i'm at a tree
La Mer says:
DROP BEAR
Terrence says:
what
Terrence says:
are you trying to ausyjoke me?
La Mer says:
no not really.
La Mer says:
yes.
La Mer says:
:(
La Mer says:
but what if there WAS a drop bear pokemon
Terrence says:
I WOULD CATCH IT
Terrence says:
instead i'm catching this wurmple
La Mer says:
first pokemon i caught was a rattatta
La Mer says:
i remember that fucker
Terrence says:
DOWN+LEFT+A
Terrence says:
FUCK YEAH
Terrence says:
CAUGHT THAT FUCKER
La Mer says:
press a repeatedly when catching
La Mer says:
it raises the chance
Terrence says:
1st pokebattle
Terrence says:
YOUNGSTER CALVIN IS GOING DOWN
Terrence says:
omfg beutiful irony
Terrence says:
calvin is going to loose to hobbes
La Mer says:
all of the small children have the first name of youngster
La Mer says:
and wear the same clothing
Terrence says:
same as irl
La Mer says:
yeah
La Mer says:
i totally smoked weed with youngster a few days ago
La Mer says:
it was sweet!!
Terrence says:
that's right kid, now give me my money
Terrence says:
i am the greatest!!
La Mer says:
"garry was defeated! garry whited out!"
La Mer says:
what why did i faint
La Mer says:
did that fucker just loot me for half of my money?
Terrence says:
oh it's a big catcher
Terrence says:
prepare for reap
La Mer says:
why didnt he take everything?
why only half my money?
why not my badges?
La Mer says:
terrence why are you so terrible at spelling
La Mer says:
seriously
La Mer says:
i mean ive seen bad but
La Mer says:
you're just
La Mer says:
really
really terrible
Terrence says:
"listen, you. If you're strong, you
should have told me before!"
Terrence says:
"baaaw i'm a little bitch"
La Mer says:
i am somewhat damaged.
Terrence says:
fights impartive to catch them all
Terrence says:
fuck fuck fuck my bug thing is about to die
La Mer says:
faint
La Mer says:
terrence
La Mer says:
its about to faint.
Terrence says:
no stfu this is serious pokemon
Terrence says:
i hacked my game
La Mer says:
after you beat the enemy the trainers head explodes and strippers dance onscreen
Terrence says:
oh you have it too?
La Mer says:
yeah
Terrence says:
o/
La Mer says:
\o
Terrence says:
man hobbes is getting good at pounding
Terrence says:
no wonder may likes them
La Mer says:
i love going behind the pokemon mart
buying coke
and sniffing it right there
La Mer says:
seeing the cops freak out and sicing my scyther on them
Terrence says:
:v:
La Mer says:
http://hiimdaisy.livejournal.com/24934.html#cutid1
La Mer says:
i demand that you read this entire thing
La Mer says:
it gets funnier over time too
Terrence says:
wait wait wait
Terrence says:
is the 1st gym leader my dad?
La Mer says:
no
La Mer says:
you got past his town
La Mer says:
go
La Mer says:
past
La Mer says:
even
La Mer says:
hes actually fourth
Terrence says:
oh great
Terrence says:
not only is my dad a no good poketrainer
Terrence says:
but now he's got me teaching other idiots how to catch poor wild animals and make them fight to the death
Terrence says:
wootles
Terrence says:
and like i should be the one teaching
Terrence says:
him a proffesional trainer
Terrence says:
me who's had a treecho for 10 minutes
La Mer says:
hes actually the hardest fucking fight in the game
La Mer says:
god damn seriously WHAT THE FUCK STOP RESTING YOU GOD DAMN APE.
La Mer says:
YOU DAMN
La Mer says:
DIRTY
La Mer says:
APE
Terrence says:
are the negro's attacking?
La Mer says:
no actually
La Mer says:
che guavara
Terrence says:
communists!!
Terrence says:
wtf this is the dumbest cutscene
Terrence says:
i jus sit here and watch him fight
La Mer says:
haha pokemon has no cutscenes.
La Mer says:
it has long boring trudges through shitland.
Terrence says:
anything where the camera moves and things happen without my control is a cutscene
Terrence says:
so bite me
La Mer says:
^^
Terrence says:
wait i was being trolled ffff
La Mer says:
B)
Terrence says:
"what's that? Where's Wally?"
Terrence says:
oh haw haw gg nintendo
La Mer says:
oh god damn it how did i not notice that
La Mer says:
in the us he's waldo
La Mer says:
faggots had to name him differently apparently
Terrence says:
yeah that's dumb
Terrence says:
like the 1st harry potter
Terrence says:
sorcerors stone or some shit wtc
La Mer says:
yeah
La Mer says:
what was it named there
La Mer says:
philosophers
La Mer says:
right
La Mer says:
or something
Terrence says:
why is it
Terrence says:
that in ever single japenese game
Terrence says:
there's houses
Terrence says:
with huge pots in them
Terrence says:
why
La Mer says:
and crates
La Mer says:
dont forget the crates.
La Mer says:
at least in ZELDA
Terrence says:
is there cyther in this game?
Terrence says:
WTF SEEDOT HAS A RAPE CANNON
Terrence says:
IT KILLED MY LEVEL !! AND IT'S ONLY LLVL 6
Terrence says:
I LOST
Terrence says:
FUCK
La Mer says:
level !!
Terrence says:
that's like the 4th time i ever lost ever
E:
Stace says:
Munchlax is a wimpy normal type, but he is my favorite lol
Terrence says:
i had to google that
Terrence says:
they made a baby snorlax
Terrence says:
seriously
Stace says:
Yepp grin1
Stace says:
miltank's pretty awesome, just coz it's a cow.
Terrence says:
you're a bit of a cow yourself:awes:
Stace says:
Rofl. nice terrence. lol what'd i ever do to youuu. meaniepants.
Terrence says:
it was meant to be a compliment but whatever
Stace says:
lol ok. um thanks?
Terrence says:
well cows are cool animals
Terrence says:
we rub their tits for milk to put on our cereal
Terrence says:
and we chop of the male's balls and then eat them
Stace says:
fantastic compliment abilities! i'm amazed. haha
I'm mr smooth :awesome:
PS: La Mer is Heuro
In the US he's still Wally.
Also, I loled. Hard.
[./longpost]
do it.
no hes notQuote:
Originally Posted by The Dark Side
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[01:43] imod53: I neglect to make substantial use of my rather extensive vocabulary, indubitably
[01:45] Snaf: invariably your vocabulary is reduced to a redundancy of over worked and over appreciated internet memery and the likes there of, good sire
[01:45] imod53: *thereof
[01:46] imod53: it's one word, fag
[01:46] imod53: :V
[01:47] Snaf: good sir this contraction adverb is a suitable replacement for there of
[01:47] imod53: i hypothesize that said reduction to such redundant internet memery equates to an attempt to remain relatable to other members of the internet community
[01:48] imod53: observe, if you will, my complete lack of end-of-sentence punctuation and capitalization
[01:49] Snaf: though, indubitably, it can be related herein to the reduction of the capacity of your "idem quad"
[01:50] Snaf: is this a refutable observation of your repute?
[01:50] imod53: if you've no objection, good sir, i should like to locate "idem quad" in the online encyclopedia
[01:50] imod53: one moment
[01:50] Snaf: simply, sire, it is IQ
[01:50] imod53: ah, but is that not representative of the term, "Intelligence quotient"?
[01:50] Snaf: or inteligence quotent, i do appologize for my bungling of of the abbrevitiation
[01:51] imod53: verily, i gasp at your doubling of the letter, "p," in your spelling of the word, "apologize"!
[01:52] imod53: as well as the quite redundant use of the word, "of"!
[01:52] Snaf: it would seem that the display of desireable nudity and sexual acts upon my display has, without doubt, drawn away my attention
[01:52] imod53: atrocious!
[01:52] imod53: *scoff*
[01:52] imod53: ah! pornography!
[01:52] Snaf: indeed.
[01:52] Snaf: :swiffle moustache:
[01:53] imod53: good sir, the very suggestion that you are stroking away at your member while conversing one-handed with myself is appalling!
[01:53] imod53: *monocle pop*
[01:53] Snaf: ok ok ok we have to stop
[01:53] Snaf: i laughed so hard i almost threw up
[01:54] imod53: prodigious, indeed!
[01:54] Snaf: good sire, the only item of prodigous stature is indeed my large member
by this point I had tears in my eyesQuote:
[01:53] imod53: *monocle pop*