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Less of an article, more of a story.

Mr Cadbury met Ms Rowntree on a Double Decker, it was just After Eight. They got off at Quality Street, in front of Fishermans Friend pub. He asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said with a quiet Wispa. "I'm Marathon, the one with the nuts" he said! Then he touched her Creme Eggs. They checked into a hotel, he slipped his hands into her Snickers and felt her Milky Way. He fondled her Flap Jacks and she rubbed his Tic Tacs. It was a Fab moment as she let out a scream of sheer Turkish Delight! Sadly 3 days later his Sherbert Fountain started to drip. It turns out Ms Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset who had Allsorts.

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Not really an article, but close enough.

The xkcd comic today is a joke on an obscure word that is in itself a joke- Malamanteau. As seen here.

The result?

This shitstorm right here.

Wikipedia is srs business

Someone doesnt know how to link!

http://www.mikespickupblog.com/?s=pu1&b=

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"How I went from a dorky looser that couldn't pickup anyone to being a successful player who gets any woman he wants by following 1 amazing RISK FREE product that changed my life"

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"How I went fm a dorky looser that couldn't pickup anyone...

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...a dorky looser that couldn't pickup anyone...

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What is this?

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Originally Posted by Limited

Someone doesnt know how to link!

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Shaddup I've never been good at this sort of thing :<

8 Websites You Need to Stop Building

http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-i...tes_stop/1.jpg
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/websites_stop

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Originally Posted by Con

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/websites_stop


http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-i...tes_stop/8.jpg

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Please.... please someone listen to this.

...why did Wikipedia change its front page
...why does Google do the fadey-in fadey-out thing on its main page now and change the buttons and logo
...why did Youtube change all of everything into a swamp of anti-intuitive garbage

Fuck web 2.0 up its generic apple-esque smooth and light-colored aesthetic asshole and I hope the people who popularized its use get burned alive.

I like using RSS on blogs and tags help me search for stuff on garrysmod.org.

Still, fuck every website trying to look ultramodern and identical.

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Originally Posted by teh lag

Fuck web 2.0 up its generic apple-esque smooth and light-colored aesthetic asshole and I hope the people who popularized its use get burned alive.

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...wouldn't that be the entirety of the internet? :ohdear:

I know people will disagree, but web 2.0 did a lot for the interwebz. It helped to bring us out of the draconian in between of moderately ok web design and geocities bullshit. It was stuck there for a while. Post web 2.0 is nice compared to that. With 2.0 also brought usability to a whole new motherfuckinggoddamned level.

Fuck that meade was strong. Probably shouldn't have pounded the bottle...