AAAAUG WHY! [FUCKING RANT]

I wouldn't say running water from a faucet is relaxing, but rain outside can be. Especially when you turn off all noise, open your window, lay a pillow by it and just lay there and listen.

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Originally Posted by Rob Oplawar

Oh my science, I think I've discovered the most comforting and relaxing sound in the world-- the sound of my pocketwatch, pressed to my ear, quietly and precisely ticking the seconds away.

ahhhhhhh, I'm so relaxed right now. From now on, whenever I get angry or otherwise stressed out, I'll just grab my pocketwatch.

In fact, I think I might search for a clock to buy- it would have to be grandfather-clock-sized, in order to get the right relaxing period, and it would also have to be fairly quiet for a clock that size, but not too quiet, and it would have to NOT ring on the hour.

Some people find running water relaxing; I have just discovered that the ticking of a clock does it for me.

Each second the clock ticks away is another second I don't have to endure any more. One step at a time, closer and closer to the sweet warm embrace of the end of it all.

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Really? Because, you know, most of the time that just drives people insane.

itt: Rob becomes an emo.

all i need is to dye my hair black and slick it down and forward and i'm there. I have the thin black pants that are 3 sizes too small, i have the similarly undersized black hoodie, and i have a plethora of black shirts from hot topic.

nowait, i forget, is hot topic goth, or emo? must be goth. idk, it's been a long time since i was the type to shop there.

ohhh yeah, i'd have to shave my beard, too.
well, fuck that.

my chin would get cold.

Just dye your beard black.

my beard is black. :O